18-Year-Old's Dream Is to Kick a Ball Around for No Reason

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0:00 Hi, I'm going to be reviewing a video called Day in the life of an 18 year old footballer My final exams at school Yeah, I eat grain sludge, slime made out of seeds for the slaves, let's do it

0:39 Hmm, all of a sudden such chill music.

[video] 0:45 Yo, what's up, guys? Welcome back to another video. I know I haven't posted for a while. I've been fully focused on my exams and football. As some of you guys know, I...

0:54 He was fully focused on his exams and football. None of that exists. How can you be focused on that? You are simply focused on ideas. Football doesn't exist. It's a game in your mind. And exams also don't exist. Show me an exam. Show me football. None of it exists in this reality. You imagine all of that. Why would you be focused on that? You should be living your real life. Actually doing something in this physical life. You're just doing something in your imagination.

[video] 1:40 I'll write my final exams at school. And these last weeks honestly been a bit stressful balancing school, training. But football is going very well at the moment. I've made my debut for the first team here in Germany. But anyway, today's a really important day.

1:54 if football is going well in your mind then nothing is going well in your actual life it just has to be like that me because i'm writing my final math exam so i need to hurry up now get through my morning routine and then go to school math doesn't exist as i said the exam also doesn't exist What are you doing with your life? You learned how to kick a ball and how to run better than other people?

2:30 you're also learning how to put some symbols together. And the outcome, the equation is whatever they told you is right. Because it's all imaginary. You can put whatever you want there, but they tell you what is right.

3:01 pancake with oats banana pancake with oats all seeds and bananas of course but it's based on seeds and eggs only three ingredients Okay, at least he also eats eggs, which are obviously destroyed, as you can see, because of the cooking. Could be worse, could be way better, though.

[video] 3:25 An orange, vitamins, and also an apple, and some healthy... What?

3:32 Yeah, he's funny. And more seeds. What are you doing with your life, man? Really?

[video] 3:39 Fats, nuts, and dark chocolate. Just quick before school. Let's go.

3:57 five hours later do they only go to school for five hours or is it because it's the end of the year semester in latvia we went to school for eight hours i think it was very long way too long all right guys i'm back in the car

4:28 You have a grain sludge with some meat inside of there. Onions, tomatoes.

[video] 4:36 Exam is over.

4:38 Just had lunch. The exam cannot be over because the exam doesn't exist. If it doesn't have a start, then it also cannot be over. Makes sense, right?

[video] 4:50 It was from 9 to 1.30, so over four hours writing the exam. But yeah, now it's finally over and I'm driving back home now.

[video] 5:03 It's about 3 p.m. now, so I'm... Wow.

5:07 Wow. He looks very unwell. Very sickly looking. Really bad dark eye circles.

5:21 Also under eye bags, I guess. He just looks very exhausted.

[video] 5:25 I'm just going to relax a bit and in about an hour, I'm going to head outside to get my training sessions done. I don't have team training today, so I'm just training by myself. I want to do some speed drills, but also technical walk and then maybe some upper body exercises as well. And tonight, there's also the Champions League semi-final second leg by Munich against PSG. So I'm definitely... doesn't exist it's all imaginary you're not living in this reality guys just caught up in a fantasy world watching this as well so i'm looking forward for tonight and overall yeah today is still gonna be a really good day the weather is really bad

6:04 it doesn't sound like you have any good days it all sounds so stressful and if you run around for no reason and learn how to kick a ball then this is what you should expect you should expect an unhealthy body at the moment so i'm going to wait another 30 minutes and it's going to be better than

6:34 Yeah, yeah, yeah, riding my bike without using my hands.

6:43 Wait, this is the song that Gojiman uses for his intros. I thought that it's some kind of a joke, not an actual song. That's funny.

[video] 7:01 finally arrived at the training facility i'm going to train i'll start by doing some sprints and afterwards i'll focus on my technique here on the wall if you want to train speed make sure you do it at the start of your session because your nervous system feels fresh and you can do explosive walk and sprints at the beginning humans are not made for running we are horrible at running and that's why it's so exhausting to do it that's why people end up looking so sick if they try to

7:28 play this game, which is all about you running after a ball like an idiot, or if they run marathons or anything.

[video] 7:40 of your session and then afterwards you can focus on technique, ball walk. I'll just start with a quick dynamic warm-up. Rope skipping, perfect for footballers and also it's very good for me. I have a lot of problems with my ankle, especially my left ankle. I brained it two times and also last week in training somebody fouled me. Not with purpose, obviously, but since then my ankle is really unstable. So rope skipping is a very good exercise to work on that. And for warm-ups, it's always great. I need racks, paper, cash, fuck a tax. That's a joke, tell them laugh. I'll go sad, fuck up the back. Rookie, black, yellow, black, contract.

8:10 This is literally what slaves were forced to do back in the day, oh my god.

[video] 8:16 The lyrics are funny, I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable.

8:39 You're completely gonna fuck up your joints.

9:00 these poor guys get so manipulated by the media they run for no reason exhaust themselves destroy their bodies just for this goal which is imaginary to become a footballer and it's all in your mind you cannot become a footballer You cannot become something else. You're a natural human being who's supposed to do what he's naturally supposed to do in this life, and that will never change. But you imagine that you can become some guy who learns how to play with a ball better than other people. And then in your delusional mind, you will become a footballer, but you never will. Never. It's impossible.

9:55 okay man you just really look very unhealthy and exhausted you have a worn out your body it's time to rest it's time to eat natural foods you will still be able to heal then time to enjoy ball on the wall working on my technique first touch ball control and yeah improving the fundamentals very important let's go

10:30 People nowadays actually look up to guys and girls also who are able to kick a ball. Right now he's kicking it against the wall, but he's imagining that he's playing against other players, that he can outsmart them, even though they are all obviously not very smart, the ones who play football.

11:03 Also, you should think about why they call it playing football or tennis, whatever kind of game. It's because you're acting, you're playing a role. It's all imaginary.

11:30 Just to be clear, what I mean is that when you actually do something in your life, when you're actually productive, when you slaughter animals, when you create children and so on, then you won't call it playing. I've never heard that before. When you actually do what you're supposed to, you never call it playing. You only call it playing when... children do something, for example. They imagine some kind of games. And this is what the guy is doing. All of the footballers that you look up to just play games. It's actually literally children's games. They just run after a ball. It's absolute bullshit.

12:31 Is this supposed to impress us, or what? I would be impressed, maybe, if you would hunt down some animals really quickly, or in a special way you would lay some really good traps that would almost always work. Then, yes. But this is nothing. This is a joke.

13:08 Always work with both feet. Why don't you activate your brain? Why don't you use it? Realize what you're actually doing. You're training to become better at kicking a ball in the air.

13:43 It's funny that I mentioned tennis before and now he plays with a tennis ball.

13:57 I used to play football a lot myself as a child and if I would have seen somebody who's so good with the ball, then I probably would have been impressed. But that was my perspective as a child, which is a naive perspective. You're gullible.

[video] 14:26 right guys finished training training was good did some sprints and also played with the ball so that's very good it doesn't need to be perfect all the time you don't need the perfect conditions you don't need the perfect training pitch all you need is a ball and your own willpower and your own determination go out and train push yourself your own willpower and determination but that's the thing it's not your own obviously these are just ideas but what i mean is that

14:52 All of these ideas, the so-called will, comes from the media. You were simply conditioned to do this because you grew up watching... guys kicking a ball around, but the media told you that those are footballers and that they are part of the Champions League or maybe they won the World Cup. It's also funny that it's called the World Cup because it's imaginary. Whenever they say the world, then they are talking about something that doesn't exist. You can just look at any texts or audio where they say world. and you will realize that it's all imaginary. They don't talk about anything that actually exists. My point is simply that that's the reason why you want to become a footballer.

15:50 Because in nature, you obviously wouldn't think about creating a ball and then learning how to kick it in the air or how to kick it into a net. Obviously not, because naturally there's nothing in you that drives you to do that. In nature, you would only do what you naturally want to do, which would be almost the opposite of any of this. Although, as I've said before many times, a lot of these sports really just imitate hunting, dominating, competing, but they just do it in the most

[video] 16:26 loser way possible both to go outside train with the ball improve on your touch improve on your technique and i guarantee you you will be a better player it also helped me a lot especially training by myself was one of the most important assets for me and when i started training by myself every day getting touches with the ball improving my technique and yeah it helped me so much on the pitch and yeah it's already 7 30 p.m so i need to hurry home now champions league is starting in

16:56 one and a half hours and i still need to make myself some dinner go into the shower how the slaves life is so structured in reality it means that it's chaotic obviously but people don't understand that You imagine time, hours. Oh, it's 7. And then I will watch the Champions League. Oh, where is the Champions League? Can you see it, smell it, touch it, and so on? No, obviously not, because it doesn't exist.

17:32 Oh, that was the dinner. Very nice, man. I guess at least he eats eggs, but where's the meat?

17:55 This is exactly how Erling Haaland, or whatever his name is, was pulled into all of this. In nature, he may have been a great warrior, but because you're not allowed to do what you want to do nowadays, you get pulled into this bullshit and then you destroy your health for some symbols, which you call money. None of it has any worth. You imagine all of that. Footballers live an imaginary life. They live in their own fantasy world.

[video] 18:36 Right, he looks up to those people and that's why he wants to be as good as them. Meaning that he wants to really fail at life. But he doesn't realize that

19:04 This happens when you don't have a father growing up, or of course, if your father is also into it, that's also possible. But when you don't have a natural good father who takes care of you and teaches you what life is really about, then you will end up looking up to some guys who kick around the ball.

[video] 19:26 But overall, Paris deserve to go into the finals. And I'm also really tired now.

19:45 Nowadays, men and women get pulled into all of these ideas, sports, jobs, careers. They imagine that they will achieve something sometime in the so-called future. You just need to work hard. You need to train, go to school.

20:13 Imagine how this symbol equals that symbol. And if you combine the equation with some other symbols, then new symbols are supposed to appear. And you imagine that they are supposed to appear, which is why you write them down. In reality, you're just writing down what you learned from somebody else. And in the case of football, you simply do what you saw on TV, or maybe nowadays on the computer. And of course, there's also all of these video games, which are about football, basketball and whatnot. That's supposed to get you into it also. but deep down there's your nature. And you know exactly what you really want to do in this life. Everybody does, but this has been suppressed.

21:11 And usually it has been very severely suppressed to the point where you're not even really conscious of what you want to do. You understand that you want to compete, meaning that you could figure out why you want to do that, naturally, and you know that you want to dominate, you know that you want to own other people, but you do all of this in the most loser way possible by kicking a ball into a net, by throwing it into a net, by hitting a ball, which is what you do when you play tennis. You just play games. You play a role when you go to work. It's all imaginary. You don't even have a job. It doesn't exist. You just imagine. most of what you do, what you need in your life.

22:10 And then when you're older, you will wonder why your life feels so empty. Thanks for watching.