Alpha m.: Short Men Are Better But Here's Some Tips on How to Look Taller ๐ @alpham
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0:00 Hey, what's up, guys? I'm going to review a video called Science Proves Short Men Are More Attractive Than Tall Men by Alpha M. What's up, gentlemen?
[video] 0:08 Today's video goes out to all my fellow short kings in the Alpha M house. To me, I'm 5'6 and a little teeny bit. The truth is, I have never suffered with insecurity because of my height. It's always just been some...
0:22 It's interesting that he says that because 5'6", which is like 167 centimeters, is quite short for a guy, at least in the West. Maybe in Asia it would still be okay, but the thing is that he obviously works out a lot, which is a form of coping and compensating. Therefore, saying that he was never insecure is quite ridiculous.
[video] 0:44 Something that I've dealt with, it's not something that I've ever been weird about, but so many men are super crazy insecure.
0:50 Yeah, but men who are naturally tall and actually look strong, which is what height demonstrates, that's what you project, so to speak, naturally, they don't feel like they need to work out because they know that they naturally dominate short men anyway. It doesn't matter how much you work out, if you're 5'6", somebody who is way taller than you is going to dominate anyway in pretty much every scenario.
[video] 1:18 or about their height and being short. Today, guys, this video is for you because I'm gonna go over a few surprising reasons why you, being short, are better than dudes that are tall. But I've also got a little bonus for you short kings that wanna look a little bit taller. At the end of this video, I'm gonna go over
1:33 Okay, you're better if you're short, but if that may not be true, I'm going to give you some tips how to look taller or whatever. That's so incredibly contradictory. If it's better to be short, then why would you give any tips to be taller, to look taller, whatever?
[video] 1:51 Yeah, but why? If you're fine or you even believe that it's better to be 5'6", why would you want to look 5'8"? Jesus, man, this video is already absolute cope.
[video] 2:07 I could somewhat agree with that, but...
2:25 Somebody who is taller is still always going to look stronger. That's why, as I said, getting muscle as a short guy is really just a form of coping with being short.
[video] 2:34 Typically proven reason why you as a short man are sexier is that you're going to look younger longer. All right. When you're a short guy, typically speaking, you are going to look a little bit more youthful, a little younger. Well, as you age, as you mature, as you get older, the good news is that you as a short man are still going to look younger than a tall dude who's going to look old and just wrinkled.
2:55 I don't know about that. He says wrinkly. This guy looks pretty wrinkly. I would guess that he's for sure in his 50s, right? I have no idea how old he is. I've never watched his channel. Does he look younger? I don't know. Maybe he is older. Actually, now I'm curious. I do have to look up his age. Oh, wow. He's not even 50. According to this, he's 46. If this is true, maybe I'm wrong. So much for looking younger.
[video] 3:16 I wonder what kind of studies he's quoting because so far nothing that he said was really scientific and when it comes to studies in general you can find a correlation between just about anything.
[video] 3:43 Because of the fourth reason why it's better to be short. You as a short dude statistically have more action. And by action, I mean who's your...
3:51 Generally, that's not true at all. And in street interviews with women, you can always see that they prefer taller men. Why would they have more action? That's pretty delusional. I'm not even saying that to offend him. I just don't get why he's even saying that.
[video] 4:07 Yeah, that type of action. Research has shown that dudes that are 5'9 and below have three times, three times as much action than their taller dudes. Now, why? Well... What the hell is this guy quoting?
4:27 If you feel like you gotta work harder, then how is it better to be short? You're just already admitting that you are inferior.
[video] 4:34 The other interesting thing about this is that short men also have a lower rate of divorce. Statistics have shown that short men generally are in...
4:43 Maybe those women cheat behind their backs. Maybe they were coping their whole lives and wanted to become rich, for example, so that they can take care of the woman. And of course, behind their backs, she's doing something else. It's possible.
[video] 4:59 Better relationships. But why? Why do shorter men not get divorced? Well, could it be that they don't cheat as much? Why don't they cheat as much? Well, is it because taller dudes have more opportunity with more spicy senoritas?
5:12 Again, you're admitting that taller men are more attractive. Jesus, does he not hear the contradiction?
[video] 5:17 Because they're tall and they're considered sexier. But research has actually shown that shorter men do help more around the house and are more conscientious. And so this could also be the reason why.
5:27 Right, so acting more like a woman, being an absolute loser is what's gonna make her not cheat and want you more, not leave you? I don't really get what the point is.
[video] 5:37 They're getting more action. Another upside to being short is that...
5:41 The more you help in the household, the more action you're gonna get. Okay, noted.
[video] 5:45 Big owls look bigger. Oh yeah, gentlemen, I'm telling you. You're a short dude, you've got an average owl or medium owl, right? On a short body, six inches looks bigger than on a tall dude, right? If you're a short dude, right?
5:58 This is the biggest cold part of all.
[video] 6:00 ...modest in terms of size. The good news is that you just standing there being like, yo mama, check it out, right? She's gonna be like, damn, you're hung like a king. Research has concluded that short dudes are actually better in bed. They try harder. Gentlemen, this brings...
6:16 Again, they try harder. Why would you need to try even harder? It's incredibly contradictory, this video.
[video] 6:23 You are viewed as more approachable, more likable, and more friendly. I'm sure it has something to do with taller people being a little-
6:30 Kind of sounds like you look more like a child, which is why you're more approachable. You're again kind of indirectly saying that shorter men are not desired as much, which is why they don't appear to be intimidating, which isn't a good thing.
[video] 6:43 A little bit more intimidating, right? Short people, they're more approachable, they're more friendly, they're more likable, which is all incredible.
6:50 Why would they be more friendly or likable? What is this based on?
[video] 6:53 So one of the things that absolutely breaks my heart, when I hear a lot of guys talking about their height, they treat it like some sort of like handicap, right? It's like, oh, I'm short. It upsets them. It makes them feel insecure. And they feel like, oh, I'm not going to be able to get the girl. I'm not going to be able to do X, Y, and Z.
7:09 You can definitely get a girlfriend if you're shorter. Nobody's saying that it's impossible. 5'6 is still doable. 5'2 would be a lot harder, obviously. The words short and tall are words of comparison. It's all relative. And of course, at the end of the day, the most important part is your face. And this guy is not bad looking, even at his age. And he has very good hair, for example, also.
[video] 7:34 It's not because you're short. It's because you're weak mentally, gentlemen. Short doesn't mean that you're anything less. You're amazing. And if you're short, own it. Embrace it. But if you...
7:45 I absolutely agree that you should own it. There's nothing that you can do about it. I would never recommend doing something like leg lengthening surgery because, for one thing, it's very risky and the benefits that you could potentially get out of it is not worth the risk at all because you could end up not being able to walk anymore. People who experience that, of course, wish that they could turn back time and go back to being able to walk, no matter how short they are. And a lot of people who do that aren't even that short. Some people are 5'8", and they still want to increase their height by one or two inches, which is ridiculous. And you're only gonna increase the length of your legs, whereas somebody who's naturally taller has a generally longer body that includes the torso, neck, and everything.
[video] 8:31 I'd like to look a little bit taller, gentlemen. There are some things that you can do to visually have the aesthetic of a taller, leaner, sexier dude, alright? So, few things.
8:40 Number one... Yeah, actually, now that you mention leaner, it looks like the guy is on TRT. I may be wrong, but his neck is also very red. Just really seems like it. And again, it is coping at the end of the day.
[video] 8:53 ...is your hair. If you are somebody that is a short guy, what I'd recommend is go a little bit bigger, a little bit taller with your hair. Tighter on the sides, right?
9:01 Yeah, but why? I thought that being shorter is better. Why would you want to increase your height or the illusion of it by styling your hair upwards? It's just funny.
[video] 9:13 A little poof, a little volume, a little quip, it's gonna add an extra inch, inch and a half. Number two, dark. Colors, monochromatic looks, gentlemen, is gonna make you look longer and leaner. If you are a short dude, when you dress in very bright, powerful, poppy colors, it's actually going to make you look shorter.
9:30 A few other tips, guys, slim fit, always, always, always slim fit, whether or not it's your shirt, whether or not it's your pants, and never let... Yeah, but why do you need to make videos like this in the first place, giving short men advice on how to look taller if being shorter is optimal or better? I don't see any videos of tall guys giving other tall guys advice on how to do what.
[video] 9:49 they don't need any advice your pants puddle you gotta make sure that the pants are not puddling at your ankle which will require you to go get them tailored right one of the things that is going to help you look the best you possibly can in the tallest is to actually make sure that your pants are tailored unfortunately if you're a short guy like five foot seven and under off the rack pants 30 inch inseam you know they may work but they may not work and so if you
10:11 If he felt good in his skin and his body, then he wouldn't be making this video. Nobody would ever sit there and think of these reasons as to why you're better than tall guys. I don't think the tall guys sit around and think why they're better than shorter guys. They don't need to think about this. It's not an issue in their life, but he's preoccupied with these thoughts.
[video] 10:32 find a shorter size, what I'd recommend is take them to a tailor. Most online retailers, guys, do not carry less than 30 inches in store. But online, if you're somebody that wants to buy pants, chinos, or jeans, you can find shorter 28-inch inseams online. Always avoid stripes. They make you look shorter. They also make you look like a little boy. Boots. Boots are also another game changer in terms of...
10:52 They make you look like a little boy. Come on, man. Obviously, because you are already shorter, it's not possible for a tall guy to look like a little boy if he wears those kind of clothes. Oh man, this video.
11:22 The video almost seems like satire.
[video] 11:24 Short, right, is better than being tall. The fact is you are amazing. Do not allow your height to dictate your future, the way that you feel about yourself. I want you to embrace it. I want you to love it. I want you to challenge.
11:37 Everything that you said in this video proves that you don't love it.
[video] 11:40 Challenge your energy and be the best short king you can possibly be. Guys, height doesn't matter. What does is character. What does is integrity. What does is confidence.
11:52 Confidence, character, yeah, character matters a little bit. Hardly, really, because in nature there is no language, which means that we didn't used to communicate the way we do nowadays, and that means that there was no way for us to express our characters, so to speak, and that means that it has nothing to do with natural attraction. Also, you're not gonna be confident, naturally, if you feel like you are inferior, And that's the case with most men who are shorter. Of course, you should embrace it because there's nothing that you can do about it. I do agree with that, but you don't have to cope and try to compensate the way this guy does.
[video] 12:28 And hopefully you have yours.
12:30 That was the whole video. As I said, yes, I agree that you should embrace your height, no matter what it is, and make the best out of it. But you should not cope and try to tell yourself that you're better than men who are taller than you, because purely naturally, in a natural environment, they would dominate and you would most likely be their slaves. Realistically, that would be the case in nature, and that's why you still have problems in modern society also. taller men will always have an upper hand, especially when it comes to relationships. And it's absolutely fine to simply embrace this, to accept it, and your face is still more important than your height. And if you're good-looking, and as I said, this guy's not bad-looking, then you're still gonna be somewhat successful with women. Thanks for watching.