Astrology: The Stupidest Fucking Religion Ever

Watch on YouTube · 2021-10-26 · 4 min

0:29 People have asked me over the years what my zodiac sign is. I don't fucking have one. Nobody on Earth has a zodiac sign, seeing as you can't have something that doesn't exist. You can believe in astrology and then believe that humans have signs, but you can't generally go around and ask them what their sign is. The same way you can't ask them when Jesus was born. You would first have to read man-written texts get brainwashed and form disbelief. Naturally, none of us have an answer to those questions. So the question is not, what is your zodiac sign? It should be, are you also part of this religion? Did you read the man-made beliefs? Do you believe that humans have signs? And if so, what is your sign? I've also seen people trying to guess the signs of other people who appear in my videos in the comments.

1:27 They say, he must be a Cancer. Then somebody replies, no, no, that's definitely a Scorpio or a fucking giraffe. Then they find out the birth date, for example, and say, oh, that's why he's so shy. It absolutely makes sense. completely ignoring that they guessed it wrong at first and all of the other characteristics that don't fit the sign. Absolute denial. I've seen it a million times with these idiots. Ignoring all of the false guesses and only remembering the right ones. If the sign doesn't fit the character at all, then they will say that's only the sun sign. There's of course also the moon sign and so on. So when you add them all up, it actually does make sense. Of course, if you take natural human feelings and characteristics and put them all together, it will somehow make sense in your brain damaged mind. This is why the descriptions are so vague.

2:27 Maybe Mercury was in retrograde. That's why you guessed it wrong. Anything to stay in this fucking religion because you're lost. The reason horoscopes are so incredibly vague, in case you don't understand, is because they work the same way as gypsy fortune tellers. They target lost and damaged people who can't make sense out of life. This is generally why you get attached to religions. You may meet somebody on the street who will ask you for the time, and then you will think, oh, that's what the horoscope meant, by meeting a stranger in the near future.

3:07 Most of this is based on birth dates and times, but the birth dates nowadays are so random because a lot of women get C-sections, or they are pumped full of drugs. So the birth date may differ by days, sometimes weeks, and rarely even months, yet your astrology is completely based on it. It's so stupid. What the fuck is astrology anyway? It's humans looking at lights, orbs in the sky, seeing signs, making up stories literally out of the blue, like schizophrenics looking at ceiling lights making up stories. Do you guys never think about where these texts come from? Who wrote them? Who's actually more mentally ill? The ones writing it or the ones reading it?

4:00 I will not heal Who will I hear die? Who will I hide? Will not reveal death Die in a ring

4:37 Oh yeah, oh yeah