Avantgardevegan Has the Least Nutritious & Most Toxic Vegan Diet

Watch on YouTube · 2019-07-05 · 11 min

0:00 What's up everybody? I'm gonna review the what I eat in a day video by avant-garde vegan, this guy who constantly imitates animal foods. Absolute mental case.

[video] 0:21 Today I'm going to show you what I eat in a day. And I bet you've all been wondering what a vegan chef eats day to day. And you see my tasty indulgent food that I post on my YouTube channel every Sunday. I bet you really were thinking, what do I eat? I always thought that he's in his mid thirties, he's 26. Of course, it's also the beard. I tend to eat very healthily. So I'm going to show you exactly what I eat today. It's the morning time now. So you're going to see what I have for breakfast. And I share with you some of my health tips and a good way of getting all the right nutrition into your diets when eating vegan. All right. Looking forward to that. After all, I'm a chef and all my food is tasty and nutritious as well. So let's get cooking. Porridge for me is my go-to breakfast. Plants are the least nutritious food. How does that work? I know some of you may think porridge is boring and bland, but it can be delicious, especially if you use a really creamy milk. Oats can lower blood pressure and reduce bad cholesterol.

[video] 1:18 It's packed full of vitamins, minerals and fibre. I top my porridge with some healthy... Are you joking? Vitamins, what the fuck? There's no fucking vitamins in there whatsoever. People just blindly watch it and don't question it whatsoever. Natural source of sugar, what the fuck? Wow, this is a good one. He also seems mentally retarded. He talks super slow.

1:55 Alright, what do we have there? Toxins from the so-called antioxidants in the blueberries. They are there to protect the plants. They're super toxic to humans. Tons of phytic acid, lectins, fiber which will constipate you and make you bloated. Just absolutely unhealthy by every definition of the word. Look at this guy's face. Look here, look there. It's full of acne, toxins coming out of the body, pus. That guy's not healthy, in no way.

2:34 This is the shit coming out of his face.

[video] 2:36 So there's my breakfast done, I'm gonna eat this now. I presented this a bit more fancy than usual, but obviously I'm on YouTube, so I have to. This is so tasty, so nutritious, and I always have- Stop saying nutritious. Show any kind of- kind of nutrients. There's nothing. All tea is toxic. It produces a hormonal rush in the body because of the toxicity. He said that it has health benefits three times now.

3:19 Yet he can't substantiate it, that's why he keeps repeating it.

[video] 3:22 Wow. Nobody does. That's why you added all of the shit, because you hate the taste. Everybody does. Porridge is absolute crap.

3:37 Everybody knows it.

[video] 3:38 Drinking wheatgrass. And I always laugh because lots of people say that vegans eat grass, and I actually do. I drink wheatgrass. And wheatgrass is the grass of wheat, basically. So before it turns into the long shoots of wheat, it's the little grass at first. And it's so nutritious. And it's been consumed for a long time. It's been shown to kill cancer cells. It purifies the liver, which detoxifies our body. And it's also amazing.

4:08 There's zero proof for this. It's not nutritious like everybody says. What the fuck nutrients would grass have? They just talk, talk, talk. Empty words all the time. All of this shit which has been proven to kill cancer cells has been proven to generally kill cells. That's it. Why? Because it's toxic.

[video] 4:32 It's a hormone rush. Yes, it's like coffee, you fucking idiot. How can people be this stupid? This guy is gonna have adrenal fatigue within years. If he continues, absolutely.

[video] 5:09 All right, Pete, let's give it a taste. It just completely goes against your senses to drink it. Your first ever wheatgrass shot, right? Yeah. Cheers.

5:23 That guy looks vegan as hell also.

5:28 His spine is already collapsing. Oh, no.

[video] 5:35 So I'm assuming you don't like it then. It's very good for you. Very good for you, yes.

5:41 Go against your senses. It's very good for you. It tastes terrible, but it's good for you. You taste the toxins, it tastes terrible, but it's good for you. Makes sense when you're absolutely mentally ill and retarded.

[video] 5:56 Trades of wheatgrass with me around the world, but you can't find that good health food markets and things like that, but yeah.

6:07 Cute.

6:12 Vegan workouts are the funniest.

[video] 6:14 But what I try and do is pack as much nutrients fresh vegetables into it as possible and it makes sure that the veg is cooked perfectly and it doesn't lose its nutrients.

6:26 Firstly, vegetables don't have any nutrients. And yes, if you cook them, you do destroy them.

[video] 6:32 the little bit that is in there beautiful vegetables with my meals and some of my favorites are cavolo nero chard and sam fire all extremely toxic that's why he doesn't eat them raw he tries to destroy the toxins by cooking them the cavolo nero and chard are really high in antioxidants they're disease fighting and they're also high in fiber antioxidants are toxins

[video] 7:03 Carcinogenic brown crust. It's amazing. It's just a sea vegetable, so nutritious. And there is a beautiful, nutritious plate of whole foods ready for me to eat now after the gym. And that took me...

7:17 I've never heard somebody say nutritious, nutrients so many times in a video. Wakey, wakey, wakey, man. Eat raw meat, eat organs. Those are the most nutritious foods. And unlike vegetables, you can actually digest them and get to the nutrients. You can't digest fiber, you can't even get to the little bit of the shit that is found in vegetables. Even if you believe that vegetables and all of that crap are healthy, that just looks burned and automatically makes it unhealthy.

[video] 7:46 About six minutes to prepare because obviously I pre-made the curry, quinoa was already cooked, just had to cook those vegetables and that is some beautiful food after the gym.

7:56 Oh man.

7:59 After the gym? Are you implying that it's for muscle building?

8:08 Your muscles are made out of raw animal meat.

[video] 8:11 It's not normal for your muscles to ache after a workout.

[video] 8:26 Not if you eat raw meat. That's a sign that you're not healing. You cannot repair the damage. Don't be too sure. You just admitted that you want ice cream. Something creamy.

8:55 Cream is made from milk.

8:59 Mental illness, once again.

[video] 9:00 So next into my protein smoothie, I'm going to add something that I've only recently discovered. It's sea moss. It's from Jamaica. My friend Christina got it for me. I got it in the dried forest. Let's eat important food and destroy the environment. I haven't noticed any changes to my body just yet, but it's super high in potassium, which is great for mental health. It's also great for the skin and rich in so many vitamins and minerals. Are you joking? And there we go. Super food smoothie. This... I reckon I could do a thousand press-ups after drinking this.

9:33 Even he has to laugh.

[video] 9:36 It's absolutely toxic. It's all about the taste and the nutrients. Actually, it's more about the nutrients and the taste in my opinion. Nutrients, nutrients, nutrients. Stop it.

9:47 If you say nutrients, then at least name some. You know you can't.

[video] 9:52 It's amazing. Really creamy banana milkshake. It's so good. It's got all those nutrients in it. Is that a milkshake? What the fuck is he talking about? Milk comes from animals.

10:06 How can you make a milkshake without milk?

[video] 10:10 Guys, so that's work done. We had a productive afternoon editing new videos that you'll see soon. Some really exciting ones. Damn, he has really bad acne. Maybe that's why he has the beard.

10:24 It could be even worse here.

10:29 Trying to imitate blood. It just looks like fake meat.

[video] 10:37 I'm not really hungry. The boys aren't either, really.

10:40 I'm not surprised that those losers watched that crap. Pretty terrible. The guy didn't get over 50 nutrients. Yep, that's because plants don't have them. He will never get them. He kept saying nutrients, nutritious, blah, blah, blah. Never mentioned one nutrient because he has no idea what he's talking about. Very simple.

11:05 All right. Thank you for watching.