Bryan Johnson Sucked Out His Son's Soul 🩸 The End of Blueprint @Bryan Johnson

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0:00 Hey guys, as requested I'm going to review the latest video by Brian Johnson. It's called Will My Son's Blood Make Me Younger? This will be my fourth video on Brian Johnson and in all of the previous ones I told him that he looks like a sick vampire and that he should start consuming blood and then all of a sudden last week he posts a video about his son's blood. Did he watch my reviews or what is going on here? We'll see.

[video] 0:24 Well, the science is actually pretty fascinating. Regular transfusions of the blood of a younger, physically fit donor can significantly retard the aging process.

0:33 Yes, generally consuming the blood of a younger animal, it doesn't matter what kind of an animal it is, is going to make you younger and obviously generally healthier.

[video] 0:45 This is getting dark. Whoa. Good morning.

[video] 1:11 I need to eat this somehow before we get on the airplane. I'll get my clothes on, get this packed up, I'm ready to go. Are we on time? So packing away light today, 24 hour trip, so just essentials. I'll show this to my dad and say, hey dad, you're gonna get this tomorrow.

1:23 He eats all of this garbage. I wonder if he realizes what the actual elite consume. Plasma.

[video] 1:31 At Blueprint, we have evaluated hundreds of longevity therapies, and I thought it would be pretty epic if my son, my father, and I completed...

1:41 The only one who's gonna be paying here, really, with his health, is going to be the youngest son.

[video] 1:46 ...the world's first multi-generational plasma exchange. Plasma is a part of our blood. So when we get our blood drawn, we see a bunch of red stuff. A part of that is the plasma, which can be separated from it. And it started with this really wild- Are they actually only gonna inject the plasma?

2:04 That's an absolute waste.

[video] 2:05 Experiment where two mice were actually sewn together to share the same circulatory system. It was an old mouse and a young mouse. The results showed that the old mouse got younger. The proposal is not that my father and I get sewn together. You know what? I might... I might just... rep the merch.

[video] 2:43 A year ago, I was living with my mom in Virginia, and I had grown up in a religion for all my life, but I'd never really been into it. And a couple years back, my dad actually had left the religion, and he was sort of the outsider, kept at bay by my siblings and I, because he didn't check the religion box, he could not be trusted. I started to develop a relationship with my dad and we began working on practical things together like my homework and slowly I began to develop a trust for him because I saw that in the areas he's helped me in life he has had a good track record at helping me succeed and so that sort of bled into other areas of my life.

3:26 He seems so robotic. There's something really wrong with this relationship.

[video] 3:31 And eventually I came to the conclusion that I wanted to leave the church I grew up in and come out to California to live with a hymn. And it was the best decision I've made in my life.

[video] 3:46 His eye bags and dark eye circles have gotten even worse. Every time I watch a new video, it's worse. Just really look at them. And Talmadge is learning extraordinarily fast. I'm impressed. We are on time.

[video] 4:12 As an alt. Nutter Butters.

4:15 Funny he has the sunglasses on in the car. He's so afraid of the sun. Jesus, man.

[video] 4:21 Little snack size and then cookie size. Oreos. And you know what? With this option set, we will choose Nutty. Oreos aren't a big part of the blueprint.

4:34 Wow, he got some sun for a few seconds. Probably the healthiest thing he did since he started the blueprint protocol.

[video] 4:41 Do you guys want to check in self-service? There are so many things that can go wrong. We've planned this entire thing to happen in 24 hours. Not a single thing can go wrong. So I'm pretty nervous about this. I'm actually excited. This is like the first thing where I'm actually having something done to my bot.

4:54 He also has dark eye circles at his age already. Wow.

[video] 5:00 Significantly, that's supposed to help it besides blueprint. Yeah. Do I want your plasma? Like, how's your plasma been? What's the warning label here? For about 16 years of my life, I've had unlimited sugar, so just be ready for that.

[video] 5:18 We're 34,000 feet.

5:21 Oh, my God. Good lighting to really see how terrible he looks like. We're flying to Dallas.

[video] 5:27 We're about an hour into the flight. We just had some food. Yeah, we're going to land. I'm going to see my dad, which I'm really excited about because I haven't seen him in about a year. We talk a lot on the phone, but I haven't been with him. Great anti-aging protocol, man. Almond is right behind me. I need to check in to see what he's eating to make sure his plasma is okay. All right, so I'll see you guys in two hours. We'll be landing. I'll see you in Dallas.

[video] 5:52 We just arrived in Dallas. We need to find out where our baggage claim is going to be. Don't know if the bags made it through. The plasma did. We smuggled it inside of each of us, so that was good.

[video] 6:03 I'll drive. My name is Brian. I'll be your driver today.

6:05 I don't know, man. I wouldn't drive with him. He could really pass out at any time. Seriously.

[video] 6:14 This is dad. Wow.

[video] 6:19 Dad, you look amazing. I think that's the first time my son... I don't know about that. ...and my father and I have all hugged together. That was a... That's weird.

6:32 That's a really weird relationship. Families should hug and love each other every day. It's a really dysfunctional relationship if that's the first time. Really abnormal.

[video] 6:43 Beautiful moment that I will never forget. Where do you want?

6:47 Yeah, because it's abnormal that it only happened now. Really strange. You should really think about what's going on there.

[video] 6:52 Yeah, go ahead and exit Talmadge. I get a lot of meanness directed towards me for priority blueprint. It does something special to just get under people's skins. They seem to just boil and they want to just unleash on me. I do have to confess, I do love it. All right, let's do the first one. I hope he gets hit by a bus. The thing on this though, I wonder what happens if a bus gets hit by me. Maybe he chokes on a piece of broccoli or mushroom. This is actually legit. There's so much irony in life. And if I were to die, it would probably be choking on broccoli. Good comment.

[video] 7:28 We arrived at the hotel, and the remaining thing we have to do is get pictures. There's only 20 minutes of sunlight left, and also my bedtime is fast approaching, and I just don't negotiate with my bedtime, ever. Actually, go, physically go. Pull him up, pull him up. Whoo!

7:42 His father looks like a typical guy with metabolic syndrome.

[video] 7:45 Appreciate you.

[video] 7:52 Cool, you look great. Dad, you want to take center? If you had to summarize, what would you say? You can think about this as things an individual can do to be healthy and well. We typically think about it as an individual doing something, but rarely this intimate of a setting where you're exchanging biofluids in a way that's meaningfully going to impact your body. I feel like today that pool experience was like

8:14 How can he think about doing this but not realize that humans in nature consume raw animal organs and drink blood? How can he not after this start thinking, oh, maybe I should get a freaking farm with these millions, have young animals there and consume their blood, which is what humans do in nature. But no, he goes back to California probably and eats his garbage vegan packaged food. Really strange.

[video] 8:41 Hey, you ever done a multi-generational exchange? Father Johnson, how are you feeling today? Absolutely okay. Did you eat a good breakfast? No, he didn't feed me. He's over there eating the blueprint. It gives me a muffin. I'm going to bring you some candy bars. Is that okay? You're my new best friend. Thank you. Plasma exchanges have been going on electively for probably about the past 8 to 10 years. More often, people have used plasma transfusions in young plasma for hair regeneration, so injecting into the scalp. If you think about it, people have been donating plasma since the 50s and 60s. It's beneficial for the donor as well as the recipient. All right, well, Talmadge will be up first. Is that cool? Whoa.

[video] 9:16 One liter out, one liter in for me, one liter out for me, liter in too. Dad. If you look at the results of our blood work, we're almost indistinguishable. I can be a part... of a blueprint therapy that would help reverse my age and my dad's age and my grandpa's age all at the same time.

9:35 And so I was ex- How would it reverse his age? Did they lie to him? Does he not realize that he's the only one who loses here?

[video] 9:42 Static to have that opportunity to be a part of that.

9:49 They really tricked the kid. Jesus.

[video] 9:53 That's a human bag. That's a nice looking bag. Normally this filter is filled with all kinds of junk that your blood has inside of it but this is completely clean and there's usually something in there but there's nothing in here. I created this human. He's now almost 18 years old. We're now doing this together. Like I never imagined in my entire life this kind of relationship with my child.

10:16 You're basically draining out your son's life, and blood is actually known in many cultures as the soul, so you're really taking away his soul for your own gains. That's it. And he only loses. Thanks for the plasma.

[video] 10:31 No worries. Alright, dad.

10:39 Get down here, let me give you a hug. The dad's blood they might as well just throw away. I want to ruin your needle. No, you're not gonna ruin mine.

[video] 10:47 There are parallels in my childhood and also Talmadge's childhood. My parents divorced.

10:54 People have been commenting a lot about his fingernails. There's a few theories, but the most likely one is that he's hiding something, which could be, for example, deficiencies which show up on the fingernails. Maybe there's ridges there. Maybe they are very noticeable, so he paints them for these videos. Maybe he doesn't always do that, but for sure, it's not normal, obviously, to do that.

[video] 11:17 When I was three years old, my father was understood as this ostracized, outcast person. He didn't help himself with some of the struggles he had in his life, where as a child, I'm trying to process who my dad is and what he's doing. And this is not a judgment on my father. He had his own life journey. That's fine. Ironically, I lived a similar version with my children. You know, Brian has been a magnificent kid, too. The problems that I had, he was always the one that would reach out. But, you know, there's still that hurt. What a great experience. You feel the love? Yes. Right.

[video] 11:54 When we got back in the bus, the mood had changed.

11:58 So strange. They could have went for a hunt as a family, killed some young deer, for example, drank the blood together, and everybody would have come out healthy from that, whereas now, only Brian won.

[video] 12:10 Look at that stud walking off in the distance. He must feel good with his new plasma. People are gonna start staring, going like, who's this dude?

[video] 12:22 This trip was remarkable. It honestly exceeded my expectations in every possible way. The multi-generational plasma, it was the first in the world to ever be done. Also, it was an emotional experience for Talmadge, my dad and I.

12:34 We were able to- How can you be so absolutely stupid and get blood from your son? instead of actually getting blood from other animals or basically what the elite does. It just doesn't make any sense. How can you be so rich but so incredibly stupid at the same time?

[video] 12:51 To reconcile, we were divided by the mind and we were unified by our biology and it was sweet and caring and loving and it was just one of the most beautiful experiences of my entire life. I'm appreciative that we are able to do this on a journey with you and I hope you enjoyed it. Alright, now for one last bit for the 100,000th subscriber. I will give you one liter of my plasma.

13:11 As if anybody wants that, really. Also, he's not vegan anymore. Yes, he didn't drink the blood, but still, he got animal blood inside of his body, but then again, he was consuming a lot of supplements, which are also not vegan, so who cares? Sky below. Just kidding. Alright, that was a joke at the end, but really, who would want his toxic blood full of poisons from the medication supplements and the terrible poisonous food that he eats? He looks terrible. If you would consume his blood or plasma, you could actually end up getting seriously sick, because if you consume the blood of a sick animal, which is the case here, then you could actually get seriously sick yourself, which is why you should always only drink blood or eat meat from healthy animals.

13:57 He could easily, as I said, get the purest, best blood on Earth and actually really start reversing his age, actually follow nature and consume what humans consume in nature, except that he even has the choice of getting the best possible quality food. But instead, he's consuming synthetic toxic garbage, horrible food, and gets blood from his son, which is the only good thing that he has done ever since he started his blueprint project. Hilarious. What an absolute tool. Thanks for watching.