Caitlin Shoemaker: Vegan Couple Promotes Infertility & Malnutrition 🌱

Watch on YouTube · 2019-04-26 · 7 min

0:00 Alright, what's up? I'm going to watch a video by Caitlin Shoemaker. It's a vegan what we eat in a day video. A vegan couple. Something new.

0:19 Hopefully the dog isn't vegan.

0:24 Typical animal cruelty from vegans won't be surprised.

[video] 0:36 But yeah, we've just been getting some stuff done around the house. You got a little dirt? We went to a...

0:42 Fake smiles for the camera.

[video] 0:44 The back of the car is completely full.

0:46 Typical.

[video] 0:47 With organic raised bed soil. And we got three raised beds. Well, three raised bed kits. And we're going to make like two staggering raised beds out of it. Yep. And we got some stuff to hang. Basically just adult house stuff. And we're going to eat...

1:05 Alright. Sugar. At least remove the skin, you won't get the anti-nutrients. Absolutely useless.

[video] 1:13 Behind the scenes they're miserable, shitting and farting all day long.

1:42 Oh, we're exposed.

[video] 1:45 At least learn to use the camera.

1:52 As usual, they don't give a shit about the environment. Hello? This has been imported from pretty far away. You can eat it now and then, but this is all that we can see. Everything is out of season and imported. All right, let's see what they have there. Spinach? Oxalates. It's going to destroy your kidneys and actually also other organs. Peanut butter? Lactans. It's going to destroy your digestive system. Flax seeds? Phytoestrogens. Pumpkin seeds? You probably want some zinc and other minerals, right? You won't get any because of the phytic acid. There's pretty much no vitamins whatsoever in any plant foods. If anything, it's about the minerals, but you don't get any because of the anti-nutrients.

2:53 This is literally toxic. They do not understand it.

3:15 Bread. You put it on this grain sludge full of anti-nutrients so that you can't get anything out of the food that you're eating. It's the worst mistake. It's the brainwash of modern society. It's all toxic.

[video] 3:29 Those spices. Garlic onion? Wasabi?

[video] 3:46 Dinner. Sun basket. Beat me to it. And these are two person portions per bag. Oh yeah. So one bag serves two people, but Dylan eats a lot of food. Actually, I need to clarify earlier. He's starving. He didn't eat most of my bean snacks. Uh, yeah. And the larger two pieces of avocado toast. He's just a grown boy, you know? He's a tall boy. I'm a short girl.

[video] 4:18 Anyways, we're gonna get started. Tall people never last as vegans. Take it first. Mise en place. I didn't know that. Oh, really? That's how you cook faster.

4:30 Just because of how much they act, I can tell that they actually fight a lot in real life. It's very obvious.

[video] 4:36 Well, my go-to is kind of Tex-Mex food.

4:42 All vegans do, though. All of their nerves are wrecked.

[video] 4:45 And our cashews and a little extra dressing on the side. Whoops. Want a cashew?

4:53 They're absolutely toxic. Unless you cook them and destroy the toxins, which is what they do.

[video] 5:01 That's why people don't eat them raw. And then we're going to add some of the dressing. And then we're going to serve it. And we're going to eat it. What do you think, Lily?

5:11 Lily probably thinks that you're an idiot for eating it.

5:18 Shake.

[video] 5:19 Shake. Shake.

5:22 Shake. The dog is retarded.

[video] 5:26 We got our salads, our foods, extra cashews, and I saved extra sauce and dressing on the side for Dylan because he likes it saucy. I'm saucy. Actually, before we try it, can you hold it and just smile at the camera inside the thumbnail for my video? Fig. Do you know what yuba is? It's soy.

5:49 Great for a guy.

[video] 5:51 Very tasty, I like the flavors. Me too. Alright, now I'm gonna try the salad.

5:57 Why not eat the vegetables raw without any spices or anything?

[video] 6:01 I'm about to dig into this bad crumble and lay down in bed and it's gonna be nice and cozy. That's all I gotta say. Okay, well, thanks for watching. And we'll see you in a future video. Fuck. Adios. Let me know if you liked the group videos versus the just Caitlyn videos or if you want to mix or whatever. Okay, bye.

6:25 Very cringy. Absolutely fake YouTubers.

6:33 Okay. They didn't get over 15 nutrients and this guy is not going to last as a vegan whatsoever. He's maybe doing it for her, but when it comes to tall people doing veganism, they just can't do it because they lose weight so quickly. And the guy is skinny as fuck. He just looks weak and pale. He's a pussy. What do they want? Couples to go vegan? Make them infertile? This is what they are promoting. Nothing to support? You shouldn't if you watch them. Yeah. All right. Thank you for watching.