Carli Bybel: Plastic Vegan Monster Wants Women to Starve

Watch on YouTube · 2019-07-28 · 9 min

0:00 What's up everyone? I'm gonna review what Carly Bible eats in a day.

[video] 0:04 Fake lips, fake eyebrows, and probably a lot more. She looks like a monster.

0:27 If you can call it a she. Wow.

[video] 0:34 The nails too, of course. Whoa, you're so fake. What kind of people watch these videos? How much are you gonna touch her hair? Just an absolutely horrible influence on the young women today.

[video] 1:04 excuse me so this is my pantry right up here i have my favorite oatmeals so this is what i love to eat every morning literally everything in there is toxic the organic 365 maple brown sugar oatmeal i just have one packet of these and that's usually enough there are mornings where i do have two but then sometimes i end up wasting it so lately i've just been having one and then i've been having like a big cup of juice I used to do smoothies all the time until I realized that I am allergic to bananas. That's what was causing my eczema flare-up, by the way. So, just one little packet.

[video] 1:42 I always have, like, essentials laying around, like, half empty with no caps on. Surprise, surprise. So, I just will use one of those. Obviously, you could use sink water, filtered water, whatever.

1:53 Anti-nutrients with water.

1:58 In the microwave, yeah? Okay. Three, two, one.

2:11 You absolute clown.

[video] 2:13 Perfecto. So, I love this. Obviously, I don't even know why I put that back. It's completely empty. I will throw that out, but this is like my favorite. I love the apple juice by Le Lakewood. I also really love the coconut juice, and then I have mango as well.

2:29 It's pasteurized, which makes it toxic.

[video] 2:31 I just drank an entire thing of mango, like within the last two days, so I'm gonna go with some apple juice for this morning.

2:39 It's basically pure heart disease when you're pasteurized sugar.

[video] 2:43 Oh man, the way she talks. It's almost impossible to listen to it. Come to mommy, my baby man.

3:09 What a disgusting human.

[video] 3:11 Not as stinky as you for sure. With all the fiber. That's starvation.

[video] 3:36 You're encouraging women to be infertile. If I ever go to the gym though I always get home and I'm starving so I have oatmeal but sometimes I'll just have like my chai in the morning and then I'll go and wait until lunchtime. Obviously I'm not recommending to do that but I figured I would be honest because in reality I don't eat breakfast every single morning. So it is around like 3.45 right now. I'm getting ready for lunch. I'm starving. I've been trying clothes and stuff on all day and I am like so stuffy all of a sudden. I think from like the dust and everything in my closet. So I'm about to make lunch. This is like my favorite go-to lunch of all time. It's so filling, I promise you, and I'm just obsessed, so let's get into it. I think it's so funny when people get grossed out when my cats are like around stuff. I don't care, they're my children. You gonna jump back up?

4:25 That's because you can't have your own children.

[video] 4:27 What's cool about this salad is it's already washed, so when you're really lazy like me, you don't even need to wash. I'll do, I'm really hungry so, we'll do about that much. I am obsessed, so I put like a nice handful and a half.

4:47 She keeps saying that she's obsessed. And as she said herself, she's starving. That's why she's obsessed. She keeps thinking about food all the time. And all that she eats, if you can call that eating, is leaves, seeing as you can't digest it. Humans are not supposed to eat green leaves. Green leaves. You're absolutely retarded. Come on. Salads are not healthy in any way. They're full of toxins. anti-nutrients, oxalates, everything bad you can imagine is in salads.

[video] 5:26 Maybe two handfuls, why not? And then these beans, these chickpeas. And these have seven grams of protein, which is awesome.

[video] 5:37 And lots of phytic acid, don't forget to mention.

5:48 They're absolutely suicidal. All humans hate onions.

5:54 If you would like it, you would just bite into the whole thing.

[video] 5:58 That's not a lot at all, that's very little.

6:02 It just means that you hate onions, like everybody. So delusional.

[video] 6:07 Look at the whole onion. You cut off almost nothing. It tastes toxic because it is toxic. It destroys all the microorganisms in your body.

6:13 It's literally an antibiotic.

[video] 6:30 So before I mix it up, that's what it looks like. And when I tell you this is the best salad you'll ever have in your entire life, it is the best salad you'll ever have in your life. Fuck off.

6:40 Again, you encourage starvation to your viewers who are absolutely ignorant about nutrition.

[video] 6:48 Next time I'll do the veggie burger. I also have this like insane... Sandwich I want to do for you guys too. Oh my god. So this is so cringy DoorDash is like my best friend. I love getting sushi and there's a couple other really good restaurants by me She's so insecure. I try to go food shopping and make like healthy stuff at home as much as possible So we're gonna use some olive oil on the pan That's really stupid because olive oil oxidizes way quicker than any other oils

7:20 It's best of course to use saturated fat from animals. That's stable fat. This time she cooks the onions, because of course she ate way too many raw before. Which was very little, but that's way too much for humans, because they're so toxic. When you cook them, you destroy the toxins. Look, I match.

[video] 7:41 It matches, though. God, it's incredible.

7:43 Here, use the fork. Cooking simply destroys everything in the so-called food. And those are all man-made vegetables.

[video] 7:52 Baby man's the only one eating so far.

7:56 This is just incredibly pathetic. It's a plastic surgery monster living a sad, pathetic life, wanting to have children, but she can't, so she has tons of cats. It's like some horror movie.

[video] 8:16 Fake. Wow.

8:26 She is severely mentally ill. 100%. One of the worst what I eat in a day videos I've ever seen. She had basically nothing the whole day. And the problem is that she has influence on a lot of people. Which means that obviously they will copy her. And also eat some vegetables and grains. Small portions. Nothing is digestible. No nutrients are bioavailable because of the anti-nutrients. There's over 50 nutrients that are not found in plants. This is absolute malnutrition. Only slaves used to eat like this. And as you can see, they still do. The only people who want to be around fake people like this are other fake people. The others see you as fake, annoying and insecure. Thanks for watching, guys.