Cheap Lazy Vegan: Fake Girl Eats Fake Food 🌾 Ignoring My Meat Cravings 🌿

Watch on YouTube · 2019-08-16 · 11 min

0:00 Alright, what's up? I'm gonna review cheap lazy vegan's latest video, What I Ate in a Day.

[video] 0:16 good afternoon everybody it is rose and welcome back to cheap lazy vegan and another what i ate in a day you slept 12 hours guys well we are just going to chew hi i sit here like this when i film mukbang videos anyways so and also if you can hear the sounds right now that is the rice cooker yes That is the rice cooker cooking me some delicious rice at this moment. Rice has no taste at the base. Guys, guys, let me just tell you. I think I actually really hate spin. I think I hate spin class. I realize this every time I do a spin class, but I keep going like randomly thinking maybe it'll be better this time. It's unnatural.

1:03 Exercise is unhealthy. That's why you hate it. And you're vegan. You have no energy for it anyway. Why are you doing it?

[video] 1:13 All right, it is breakfast time. I'm gonna make myself a nice little wrap. I've been really enjoying wrap flavors. This is just a whole wheat tortilla wrap. And I made this little salad yesterday. I've been really enjoying making salads like this. This is basically a bean mash. I've mashed up some white kidney beans. And I also added in some coleslaw mix.

1:35 One of the worst things I've ever seen.

[video] 1:37 And for seasoning, for dressing, I added in some vegan mayo relish.

[video] 1:44 I'm gonna add a little bit of salt.

1:49 As if it's not toxic enough.

[video] 1:56 There we go. Kind of worked. And then I'm just gonna toast it on the pan. So you can use like a panini press or a grill, but I just have this. So I'm just gonna lightly toast it on each side.

[video] 2:12 carcinogens everywhere oh look at that look how beautiful doesn't that look good?

2:24 oh not at all

[video] 2:28 So there is my breakfast plate. I have my wrap with the salad and romaine and lettuce. I also have a little pickle on the side. And for dessert, I'm gonna have two plums. I'm so excited for this. This is so good, you guys. Highly recommend. Also, I think I prefer it with chickpeas because chickpeas just have such a nice flavor. So you can also make this bean.

2:51 It's essentially just a sauce. With lettuce, which has zero nutrients exactly, the wrap, which is sugar and anti-nutrients, absolutely useless. The pickle, no nutrition at all. Maybe if it was made right, it would be somewhat good for the gut, but I highly doubt that it is. The plums, sugar, a little bit of vitamin C, nothing again. It's absolutely nothing. Nothing.

[video] 3:24 Salad with chickpeas.

3:28 What is that, tea? Because you have no energy.

[video] 3:31 Almost all of the vegans do this because they have no energy. All it does is produce stress hormones. Causes adrenal fatigue in the long run.

[video] 3:56 Nobody who eats their natural diet needs this. Yeah, because you can't go without food for more than one or two hours. What the fuck?

4:07 It looks like a sponge.

[video] 4:23 freezer some love so I've got this like frozen tofu that I'm going to just microwave in order to thaw it out so frozen tofu is awesome if you want to basically like so it becomes a more of kind of that like chewy meaty texture when you freeze it and thaw it it helps squeeze out the water more so the consistency changes so I would recommend like everybody you're admitting that you want meat so too easy do you see that water coming out Totally looks like a sponge. I'm gonna heat it up a little more. Did you not mix something up? I feel like it's still kind of frozen. Again, I have lots of brussel sprouts. For some reason, I barely got like... I love brussel sprouts. They're delicious. And we are just going to... I think I'm gonna just microwave it for a little bit. I love the microwave. Seriously, I can't understand how some people live without the microwave. I think I'm gonna microwave it for like... A little bit, and then I want to put it on the stove and then pan fry it. So that's the plan, okay? That be the plan.

[video] 5:23 Why not eat them raw if you like them so much? I'm going to show you guys the situation. I can't remember if this was medium firm or extra firm tofu, but I think it was medium firm because there was quite a bit of water in there. So as you can see here, guys, look at that texture. I mean, it's pretty cool. It's not cool, man. It's totally spongy, disgusting.

5:48 I wouldn't even want to touch it, let alone put it in my mouth.

5:56 Cooking in plant oils is stupid, it causes heart disease, it oxidizes the oils. She clearly misses cooked meat. Again, carcinogens, what the fuck?

6:13 What are you doing? You're clearly showing that you don't like the food that you eat.

[video] 6:23 What?

6:24 Put some blood over it. Come on! Totally delusional. This looks like fucking cooked chicken with blood.

6:35 This is total mental illness. How can you say that you like Brussels sprouts? And then you cook them and put the sauce over it. Together it's something that looks like cooked meat. Mega, mega delusion. You don't like Brussels sprouts. You would go there to the garden, pick them up and eat them. Nobody does that. All humans hate the taste. They're disgusting. You know it. You cover up the taste. Literally.

[video] 7:07 And I do freeze my green onion sometimes, and you can just throw it into mixtures like this.

7:14 They are toxic, that's why you cook them.

[video] 7:19 And of course, guys, we're also gonna add some toasted sesame seeds. Of course.

7:25 Reminds you of chicken even more. Typical Japanese dish.

7:30 Yeah.

[video] 7:32 Alright, let's plate those.

7:33 She's lost.

[video] 7:35 Mmm. I'm really curious as to how this will taste. Like, I have an idea, but... Pretty hungry guys, around quite a bit.

7:44 I can tell you that it has zero nutrition, but of course you don't care about that. Taste, that's what's important.

[video] 7:51 Okay, after lunch, I'm just going to take some vitamins. I honestly can't remember exactly what's in this little mixture, but there's definitely some B12 in there and some vegan omega-3s and some other little things, but yeah, basically.

8:05 There's no such thing as vegan omega-3s. EPA, DHA, that's animal fed. And just in case you don't understand it, you take pills because you eat a nutrient-deficient diet. I'm glad that you show it. Of course, most vegans won't realize what's going on here, but at least some people do. She's sick. Sick people take pills. If you eat your natural diet, you don't need pills. It's very good.

[video] 8:36 I'm just going to take some vitamins. Make sure you take your B12, guys.

8:39 Yeah. Don't eat natural food. Take pills.

[video] 8:42 It was so bomb. It was so good. Oh my god. I definitely went back for seconds. Okay. I'm not gonna lie. Is my hair looking all... Fuck. You're cringy as hell. Please excuse the mess. Fake. As usual. You guys know my life is... bit of a mess and i'm just gonna have a small handful of pumpkin seeds kind of random but it's healthy so that's my little snack i'm just just a bunch of anti-nutrients let's say four cloves of garlic roughly garlic is an antibiotic of course some of you don't like cilantro and i'll never understand why so there you go we've got this kind of weird concoction and we're also going to throw in the sauce

9:29 If she would drink the sauce raw, then she could possibly die.

[video] 9:33 The ingredients are extremely toxic. They always cook it. Cooking destroys everything, including toxins. And it looks like the noodles are done.

[video] 9:51 Again, some disgusting sludge. Yeah, because that's what you want. Yeah man, no. It doesn't look good.

10:19 Again the sauce because it tastes terrible.

[video] 10:21 Stupid, you made it more toxic. She also looks like she's about to get diabetes if she doesn't have it already.

10:38 Not that a vegan would tell you.

[video] 10:39 It's so good. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. What is with this lighting? It is so good outside. What the fuck? Anyways, that is pretty much it for my what I ate in a day video. All the food that I ate, I'm actually going to munch on the cherries right now. And then I'm going to go and clean up. And then, guys, I get to finally relax and chill out.

10:56 Why do you need one million cuts in between?

[video] 10:58 I think my roommate and I are going to have a little brain fog. For sure. We're just going to chill, spend some time together, and just relax, zen out. A little bit of zenning out is necessary today.

11:06 An absolute joke.

11:15 She didn't get over 15 nutrients. What the fuck? That's totally mentally ill, fake, acting. How can you watch that? How can you watch her videos? How can you even be around her in real life? Anyway, over 15 nutrients. That's because you can't get them from plants. She obviously craves animal products. She tries to replicate them all the time. It's totally clear, you gotta be totally blind and mental, which is vegan, not to see it. You can see how she looks like. She's not doing well. Very tired, very. Thanks for watching.