Diana Malloy: Vegan Keeps Eating But Is Never Satiated

Watch on YouTube · 2019-09-23 · 10 min

[video] 0:00 what's up what's up i'm going to review a vegan what i eat in a day video by diana melloy hello my amazing beautiful wonderful fantastic friends cool edit back to my channel so today we are going to be doing a nice chill casual what i eat the day because i can feel my creativity slowly declining like the energy i have to be creative i can feel it slowly declining so please make sure to comment any video ideas you guys have in the comments my brain does not have the ability to function but yeah we're doing what i eat today because it's a nice easy thing to film and yeah i just got back from the asian market because i was bored I wanted to just shop around and everything. I did want to try these things. I think I saw them on Stephanie Su's vlog channel. The teeth look bleached. She just looks fake. I feel like I had something like this when I was a kid, but my childhood is so blurry because, you know. Trauma.

[video] 0:56 I don't remember what they taste like, but I got the spicy flavor because I love spicy food. Big roll. I've got a bunch of those, if you know what I mean. Oh, God. Huh. Look at that. Love that. I love seaweed so much.

[video] 1:12 That's tasty.

1:14 How can you say that you like seaweed if you don't eat it raw? You don't go to the beach or dive into the sea and try to get seaweed, right? Of course, nobody does that because seaweed tastes like absolute shit. This is processed food. You can't say you like seaweed if you eat this. It's like eating chips and saying, I like raw potatoes. No.

[video] 1:37 Wait, that's really, really good. I really like that. Give them like a solid eight, 8.5 out of 10, would recommend. But anyway, I'm gonna start making my breakfast and I don't know if you can tell, I'm like not feeling the best today. Maybe it's just because classes have started and I'm feeling a little under the weather. Something that always happens when classes start is my sleep quality goes down dramatically so I really gotta get that in check so that's probably how she looks like without makeup I'm gonna start the morning with some oatmeal because when I'm not feeling all that great all I want is like nice warm comforting foods so even though it's like 90 degrees outside what's comforting about it a nice baggy sweater and we're gonna make some oatmeal

2:18 Of course, because you're cold.

[video] 2:19 Let's do it. I just have half scoop of Sun Warrior vanilla vegan protein powder, some cinnamon, vanilla extract, and then some vanilla liquid stevia, just a few drops, and then some cashew milk. I always find that when I mix the protein powder... All of it is toxic, no joke. It mixes better. Look into it. Okay, then we got some strawberries.

2:41 The fuck? Those are huge.

[video] 2:44 GMO. Something else I'd like to add towards this stage is creamer instead of just like cashew milk or something like that because it just makes it creamier.

2:54 You're admitting that you want cream which is made from animal's milk. Yeah. Bravo, you're stupid. For real.

[video] 3:02 I always try to make my oatmeal look pretty, but I add so many toppings. You're covering up the oatmeal. Oh, look at that. Now, of course.

3:11 It looks like puke and now you can't see it anymore. That's why it looks pretty. Because you can't see it, literally. Where's the oatmeal? Yes.

3:21 Wow, man. You totally crave fat.

[video] 3:25 Animal fat. 45 seconds? Like 45 seconds to a minute? She's lost. And it like soaks into the oatmeal. It's so good! Oh no! They're mental. Okay, so here is my first meal of the day. I'm so excited to eat this. Then at the end of the night, I really don't want to go through this whole baking process. This whole baking process, it's literally just adding water. But I'm just so lazy when it comes to the end of the night. But I figured that if I bake them now... That's not normal. But what my plan is, is that since I made two servings... But what my plan is, highly recommend you invest in an air fryer. Hopefully, this doesn't turn into a disaster. Pray for me. Okay, guys, so it's... This is almost like watching Zach Bites. I feel like the mixture looks a little questionable. I don't know... The edits and everything. Pancakes. Not pancakes, like falafel patties. Falafel patties.

4:27 By the way, falafel was made by the slaves when they had no meat. She's also obviously trying to replicate meat. Why would you waste so much time cooking?

[video] 4:36 They are looking too bad in the air fryer. Okay. They are not looking too shabby. That's pretty good. That's actually really, really good. Wow, so many cuts It's hard to watch This is in no way human food

[video] 5:12 I like that a lot. And now I'm just waiting on the ones in the oven. I actually think I'm gonna have some for lunch. I might even have some for dinner. And I feel like they're probably gonna taste the best fresh, you know what I mean?

5:21 So I think I'm gonna make a sandwich out of the- Making so much of this shit, so many varieties, shows that she's starving. For sure. You just gotta look deep down into yourself and think, why am I doing this? What is this? Because clearly it's not human food. It's mostly anti-nutrients and fiber. It's indigestible, there's no point in eating it. It has zero nutritional value. Except for carbs, which are sugar. That's what she's living off.

[video] 5:52 And fried ones. Oh my God. The falafel is like the exact same color as the breads. You can't even really tell. But I'm going to be having this sandwich. It's not a good sign. And these turmeric chips. They're really, really good. So I just finished up this bag and they're the vegan Rob's turmeric chips, super green mini waves. It has a bunch of like fancy ass ingredients. Craving chips is a sign of protein deficiency.

6:16 By the way.

[video] 6:18 Mm, amazing. I always have to catch myself because the amount of times I say, like, oh my god, that's so good, literally annoys me so much. That's why I never let hate get to me, guys, because when people hate on me, I'm like, you know what? I get it. You're right. I hate myself, too. I found these at Sprouts, and I literally had to get them. I didn't have a choice. And if you're wondering, Dana, what do you mean you didn't have a choice? Look. Look, Diana's bananas. I had to get them. And I think I've said it multiple times before, bananas are probably my favorite fruit. And bananas covered in dark chocolate? Hell yeah. These are so good. I'm like addicted to them Here I am with my last meal of tonight and I've got this big beautiful bowl of deliciousness of goodness at the bottom You can't see but it's broccoli zucchini spinach and mushroom So I've got that at the bottom and then I have some roasted bell peppers and then red onion and eggplant and then over here I have a mixture of regular sweet potato and Japanese sweet potato. Let me tell you something

[video] 7:17 Wow, firstly that's a huge bowl. Think about what's going to happen when she puts it in her body. It's mostly fiber. It's indigestible. The fiber from the vegetables

7:40 The starch also. People don't understand the torture that they go through for eating that stuff because it's unnatural. Meat is completely digested and doesn't give you any digestive problems. No bloating, gas, anything. But this will give her lots. And all that I saw throughout the whole day was a bunch of junk food. Maybe this isn't junk food by the modern definition, but it's not nutritious. There's nothing that you can really get out of it except for the carbs. I would imagine that she eats so many different vegetables because she believes that it's healthy, that she's getting all of the different nutrients out of it. Of course, she could never name any of them because there are none. I can name oxalates and goitrogens, which all vegans should look into. She's getting plenty of that.

[video] 8:31 It's so incredibly unnatural. I really have to point it out. You could never find this in nature.

8:52 What is she trying to replicate? Of course it is meat with fat. Why else would you pour something oily like tahini over your food? Also, the balsamic is to cover up the taste. She doesn't like what she's eating. Come on.

[video] 9:08 So yeah, that's going to be my final meal of tonight. You are amazing. You are beautiful. You are wonderful. You are valid. And I love you. I love you so, so much. And I will see you guys in the next video. Bye.

9:22 Mega fake enthusiasm. Who believes it? Maybe some other fake vegans, that's it. Maybe she wants her viewers to feel good so they keep watching the videos. She's eating a lot of food. It's a sign of starvation. If you get all the micronutrients that you need, then you don't eat such quantities. For example, if you would eat raw liver and some fat, then you would be satiated with a small portion just because it's so nutrient dense. Again, you saw the bowl at the end. It seems like a joke, but it's not. She's actually going to eat it all. And she is probably gaining a lot of weight because of the growth hormones, insulin being produced by all the carbohydrates, which is sugar. It's going to lead to diabetes. She looks pre-diabetic. A perfect example. Thanks for watching.