Don’t Let TikTok Guide You

Watch on YouTube · 2026-03-25 · 25 min

0:00 Hi, I'm going to be reviewing random TikTok videos and YouTube shorts.

[video] 0:05 Would you rather be an Egyptian Pharaoh 3000 years ago or a regular guy with a 9 to 5 today? Option one, Egyptian Pharaoh. You wake up on a bed of solid gold and 400 thread count Egyptian linen. Ten servants are waiting just to wash your feet with imported rose water. You want a snack? A guy runs 50 miles through the desert to bring you fresh grapes and roasted gazelle. You want a change of scenery?

0:27 The grapes back then would have been acidic. You couldn't eat many of them. And the people in power would have eaten raw meat. They used to drink blood. They still do today, but you don't hear about it. Back then, the slaves at least understood what the people in power were eating. Nowadays, They believe that everybody is eating the grain sludge. It's only you.

[video] 0:59 You're carried on a litter by eight men who aren't allowed to make eye contact with you. You're feeling a little insecure? You don't need reassurance. You need eternity. So you carve your face into stone. You're bored? You order 50,000 people to build a giant stone triangle just to hold your dead body. You don't fight battles. You arrive at them. Someone carries your sandals. Someone else...

1:19 Obviously you don't fight battles. Why would you? That would be stupid. You send the soldiers, the slaves, to the battles. That's what people still do today. Why would you go? You would be risking your life.

[video] 1:38 Yes, if you watch Hollywood movies, then you may believe that, but naturally, families stick together. They always try to portray...

2:07 these brothers and other family members as backstabbers, just waiting to get thrown or to get on the throne, seeing as it's an imaginary position.

[video] 2:20 You have 20 wives, 100 advisors and not a single real friend. Then your tooth starts hurting.

2:26 Absolute nonsense. Ah, yes, and then your tooth starts hurting and then you die, right?

[video] 2:34 There's no dentist, no anesthesia.

2:37 They never needed dentists. Why do you believe that humans in nature have perfect teeth? Why would you need a dentist?

[video] 2:49 Ah, man.

2:52 What pain if you don't need a dentist to begin with? Pull what out if your teeth are perfect? Yeah, exactly. That's just how it is. You get a splinter, you die. Same as it is with all animals.

3:16 You see how they run through the forests? If they get one splinter, guaranteed death.

[video] 3:22 Exactly, they didn't live to 150 and beyond.

3:25 No, 30, that makes sense.

[video] 3:33 Solid gold coffin. Option two. Average guy today. You work in a cubicle and your boss, Gary, forgets your name. But you have a magic glass rectangle in your pocket that carries the sum of all human knowledge. And you use it to watch a 14 second... What?

3:48 What are you talking about? There's only beliefs in phones. Also books. You cannot get knowledge from a phone. It's impossible. Only beliefs and opinions. Never anything else. People back then actually used to gather knowledge. Yes, the food is horrible nowadays.

[video] 4:08 That may be true.

4:28 in a honda civic but if you want coffee it's handed through a window without you ever leaving your car and if you want entertainment yes but nobody wants coffee coffee is toxic that's why you add sugar and cream to it because you don't want it

[video] 4:44 Comedians spend their lives perfecting the art. Egypt's greatest jester couldn't compete with Netflix and a bag of chips. You can watch a documentary about the pharaoh while eating a $5 frozen pizza that tastes better than anything a king ate in 1000 BC. You want new shoes? A stranger in a van leaves them at your door by tomorrow morning. You need surgery? It used to mean biting a stick and hoping. Now you go to sleep and wake up fixed. You send a text, instantly, without sending a guy on a horse. Headache? Two tablets. 20 minutes. Gone. Hot shower.

5:12 He's completely ignoring that even though it's easier to order stuff online nowadays, the stuff that you order is unhealthy for you. What's available today is not even comparable to what was available back then.

[video] 5:29 Nobody ever used to care about some statues. How does it help you?

5:51 It doesn't do anything.

[video] 5:53 Still famous 4,000 years later. But at least you might live to 80.

5:57 So what will you... At least to 80. Whereas in reality, they live to, as I said, over 150 easily.

6:08 Ah, so much brainwashing, so much misinformation. I know that this is obviously a video which was created by AI, but obviously some real idiots... wrote the script for this video.

[video] 6:24 Unlimited power, but dead before 30 or anonymous comfort with Wi-Fi and spicy nuggets.

6:29 In reality, everything was better for the Egyptians or generally people who lived ages ago.

[video] 6:41 My wife has never seen me without facial hair.

[video] 6:46 I'm so fragile and tired. Why would you do this to me?

6:51 People do look very different when they shave their beards. It is technically unnatural to do it, but it's normal nowadays. A lot of abnormal things are normal today.

[video] 7:07 Oh my gosh, I look so different. No!

7:19 There are some people who also ask me why I shave my beard. Sometimes I let it grow, but then you could also ask me why do I not go outside and drink blood in front of everybody? Although actually I have eaten raw animals in front of people, as you know, but you always get into trouble.

[video] 7:41 Oh my gosh. You're horrible. Yeah, wait a little bit. I will move out.

[video] 7:57 No. Work.

[video] 8:05 I have to shave the beard. You are the only reason I've had this beard for this long. What's your perspective on the whole looks maxing thing? Yeah, Cloud actually seems like a good guy. He seems nice enough, but he's very young. At 20, I was basically retarded. So he's only 20 or whatever, and he has this whole looks maxing thing going on. And he's right. I mean, being as attractive as possible is certainly going to benefit your life. There's no benefit to being unattractive. That's true. I do think that male attraction, though, isn't actually...

8:31 it mostly benefits your life in this modern system. There's also benefits in nature, but it's a whole different story, nature. Luxmaxing can really benefit you in this man-made system because of the way people have been programmed. In nature, in reality, force dominates.

[video] 8:58 primarily really based on how you look. I think that male attraction is based on other things. I know guys who are ugliest, but they look scary and that's enough. You can be attractive as a man without being good looking.

9:09 But I think that teaching a whole bunch... That also doesn't make any sense. I think that what he means is that there's people out there who are not... good-looking by modern standards, let's just say, but they look big and intimidating. This is also very attractive to women. It's a sort of different kind of attraction, although not really. At the end of the day, it's all the same. But guys like that will also look attractive, of course, obviously.

[video] 9:47 To be as good as possible. But who knows what he means by that. I have no idea. Yes, you won't be able to drastically change your appearance. Especially if you're in your 20s already.

10:14 Some people try to do that, but I wouldn't mess with your bones.

[video] 10:19 The second I'm awake, I'm gagging for some more tea because it's been 214 minutes since my last cuppa. I do keep an emergency stash in my bedside table, though, just for when I can't make it to the kitchen in time. And that quick hit helps to keep me caffeinated long enough to walk the 14 steps to where I keep my main stash. Then I stick the kettle on and while I'm waiting for it to boil, do a quick double shot to start the day right. My first proper cup of tea is usually just a small one and then for breakfast it's always the British classic, beans on toast. I don't really understand how people can criticise British food. Then I boil the kettle again and go piss out the four litres of old tea before making two cups of new tea, one for me and one for future me. Between breakfast and lunch, I have around five or six cups of tea in my small mug and then treat myself to a biscuit as it's a Tuesday morning. But then before I know it, it's lunchtime. And today I'm having the traditional British fish and chips. You wouldn't believe it, but this is actually a homemade recipe designed to look exactly... Chips, because they call them crisps.

11:13 The thing is that even though it's obviously satire...

[video] 11:18 it's not even that far from reality what the british eat really is uh horrible you like what you'd get in a chippy after lunch i get to have a cup of tea but it's important to also drink plenty of water so i have a large glass to wash down the potato chips just kidding i actually have tea flavored water my afternoon snack would normally be a scone but i'm trying to cut back on the treats so now it's scone That was a silly little dad joke to distract you from the fact that I've just made another seven cups of tea. You know, a lot of people always ask me if I have sugar in my tea, but I always say, no thanks, I'm sweet enough already because I'm an insufferable prick. First thing I do once I finish work for the day is to make a cup of tea to drink while I'm cooking dinner, which is always the same thing for me on Tuesdays, Fridays, Wednesdays, Mondays, Saturdays and Thursdays.

12:00 I lived in England for two years. I actually didn't see them drink that much tea. I don't think that modern British people really do that. Correct me if I'm wrong. Maybe I hung out with the wrong people or the right people.

[video] 12:21 A traditional Sunday roast. This should be the point where I show you a fast-paced montage of shots of me cooking, eating, and pretending to enjoy a roast dinner while I say more things in voiceover, but I'm going to be honest with you, I don't even like roast dinners and I can't be asked to cook one when the real joke here is that I've used 24 teabags so far today. After my delicious roast dinner and three more cups of tea, it's time for bed. Can't actually sleep because of the dangerous levels of caffeine consumption, but then... Don hit a glass with a hammer. I did that too. So what happened to the glass? It broke. It broke? Why did it break? Because the hammer's hard. If you hit a glass with a feather, the glass will break. Another one. And this is the second rule. Don hit a glass with a feather. What happened to the glass? Nothing. Nothing happened. Why didn't anything happen? Because the feather was soft. First one says, if you hit a glass with a feather, the glass will break. And the second one, Don hit a glass with a feather. What happened to the glass? It broke. And why did it break? Because the rule says.

13:17 Why did she say that?

13:25 Is it because so-called adults, humans who have been indoctrinated for a longer time, simply blindly follow rules? What they are told? Is that the point here?

[video] 13:40 In Ethiopia, they love their meat, but they don't cook it.

[video] 13:48 Today I'm going to be trying Ethiopia's infamous terisika, raw meat.

13:54 I would love to try this meat. The fat usually looks kind of yellow. The meat looks healthy. I do wonder what they feed the animals in Ethiopia.

[video] 14:08 I'm joined by Dagi from Aman Tours. Is this really something that Ethiopians like to eat, Dagi? Eating raw meat is a delicacy for us and everyone.

14:17 The meat just looks better than the meat in Europe, for example. There are some good places in Europe, But overall, this looks way better. I can imagine that this tastes good.

[video] 14:31 A raw meat in here on the weekend, like on the Wednesday, we have a special occasion. As you can see, we are now here in the Cabrera Gavro and they serve the authentic raw meat, the clean raw meat. It's in here, as you can see. Big slabs of beef, lots of fat on there. The meat looks great, but they're not going to be cooking it. They're just slicing it into cubes and we're going to be trying it as is. Dagi assures me I'm going to be fine. We will find out though.

15:01 Even if the meat wouldn't be 100% fine, then you would probably still not notice anything because they use a lot of spicy sauces. I ate raw meat at an Ethiopian restaurant once, or maybe even twice, and it was very spicy, abnormally spicy, but this would kill and neutralize all of the toxins in the meat, if there would be any.

[video] 15:33 That was a big bite. Holy smoke. Was that a big bite?

[video] 15:40 No, that's enough. That's enough. Try one more time. Okay, give me this little tiny piece. Okay. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's so tasty, right? It's so delicious. No weird flavor. It tastes like a little irony. Yeah, yeah. Some of it's tender. Some of it's really chewy. Let me show you how to eat it. No, you show me how to eat it. Okay. So slice it up. That's about half the size of the beef I ate.

[video] 16:16 So we are having the raw beef, but in Ethiopia, do you eat other raw meat? Yeah, we eat the goat. We eat the goat and the beef. And the beef, yeah. Does the goat taste worse or better? Yeah, it's more tasty than this one. Even more tasty? Okay, I'm sticking with beef today. This piece is a little bit more lean, which ChatGPT told me was safer to eat the lean meat.

16:41 Yes, it is, because nowadays there is toxins inside of the fat and the organs. Naturally, there's nothing wrong with the fat of an animal, obviously. It would be weird if naturally the fat would be toxic and you would get food poisoning. Then the animal would be unhealthy and poisoned already. It makes no sense.

[video] 17:03 Lean meat is usually safe to eat.

17:27 There's also a clip of this popular streamer called iShowSpeed eating raw meat in Ethiopia.

17:56 he acts so shocked a human being eating what he's naturally supposed to uh

18:16 Why is it good though?

18:20 Interesting. I guess that what he means is that people have been telling him his whole life that raw meat is dangerous, maybe disgusting. And of course, that's why you would assume that it will taste bad. And then when you eat broccoli, And people tell you that broccoli is good for you? It tastes disgusting, but you ignore that and still swallow that garbage.

18:56 The hardest part about being a dad is realizing you're raising the ones you can't live without to live without you. Yes, it's sort of true, but humans in nature don't overthink life like this or death. They don't look at their children and then think about their own death. Death is all around you in nature. It's as common as life. There is no life without death. Everybody understands that everybody will die. It's nothing that you ever think about. Naturally, it shouldn't even be a thought.

[video] 19:40 What I eat in a day as a professional ballet dancer that does not track calories whatsoever. Started my morning with my oat milk latte.

19:48 Breakfast was my... Oat milk latte. That means that she drinks toxic seed water with seed milk.

[video] 19:58 Protein cinnamon apple oatmeal. I ate this before I headed... What?

20:03 cinnamon is tree bark, oatmeal, more seeds? This means that you so far drank toxic seed water with more liquid seeds, essentially, and now you eat seeds with tree bark. Just think about what you're doing. to ballet to work out after my workout I got an oat milk matcha boba with oh my god what oat milk again seed milk fake milk with a liquid made out of poisonous green leaves unbelievable actually just a little bit of sweetener for lunch I attempted to make More seed slime? Wait, is this the worst what I eat in a day I've ever seen? No, actually, could this be the worst one I've ever reviewed?

[video] 20:56 My very own bread wool. I've never done this before.

21:00 It's just slime made out of seeds baked into a circle. Are you blind?

[video] 21:05 But I went for it. This is what it looked like at first, and then this is the final product. I put my soup in there. The soup-

21:13 Oh, my God. What is the soup made out of, man? That looks disgusting. It looks like vomit, actually. If you would spill this in the bathroom and say that you vomited, people would believe you. If your food looks like vomit, then you need to run away from this fake food.

[video] 21:37 Soup is spinach, kale, broccoli...

21:42 Okay, worst what I eat in a day ever. Okay, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Spinach, kale... What? What? What? Wait, that's impossible. Spinach, kale, broccoli. Insanely toxic green leaves and flowers. The worst. The taste must be like pure death. This is what you would serve to people in hell. I'm actually serious.

22:10 coconut milk and miso it was actually really good and i why do you lie why i did not waste the bread that i took out from the center but so she eats seed slime with the kale spinach and broccoli inside with coconut milk okay hmm interesting actual self-torture same as ballet by the way i had the soup with kale quinoa salad and half an avocado Kale quinoa salad. Yeah, top three worst what I eat in a days ever. Amazing.

[video] 22:47 My snack was grapes, banana, and peanut butter. I also added some pretzels on the side.

22:53 Peanut butter, more seed slime, bananas, some man-made bananas, whatever. And some berries and pesticides.

23:05 Huh? Where's the animal foods? Is she vegan or what? Even vegans don't eat such horrible food usually.

[video] 23:15 Wow. Dinner was cilantro lime rice with beans and I'm adding home... What?

23:26 Rice with beans, seeds with seeds, totally nuts.

[video] 23:30 Made pico here. I like to add lime and then I had this with tortilla chips on the side. This was so delicious.

23:37 Why do they eat like this? To stay underweight? To be a ballerina? Is that what this is about? This is just starvation. You will be insanely unhealthy.

[video] 23:53 and almost forgot my salsa.

23:55 Almost forgot the red sauce to imitate blood and raw meat. It was interesting to see how some people looked shocked when they saw others eating raw meat, even though it's completely normal naturally. And when the same people see girls drinking poisonous drinks made out of green leaves, then they act as if everything is fine. And sometimes they even encourage them because they believe that it's healthy to do that. Oh, you made a soup out of spinach, kale and broccoli? Yes, please, serve it to me. I would love to taste it. In reality,

24:40 Every fiber of your body is telling you to run away but you don't do that because you generally go against your intuition in your everyday life and that's why when you see what you're naturally supposed to eat You act disgusted even though you really want to eat raw meat. And when somebody offers you a soup made out of green leaves and flowers, then you say, yes, please give it to me. I want to taste that. Thanks for watching.