Eating Raw Pork - San Francisco & Oakland, California

Watch on YouTube · 2019-01-04 · 8 min

0:00 Alright, what's up everybody? Fucking shit happened at this fucking Barcelona airport The security are fucked up Luna had a random security check okay no problem I asked them at the desk could I go with her just to help her because she doesn't want to go alone no problem I asked another one no problem another worker no problem go in we go into the check and then they say I should also get my bags checked I said no they don't talk any English at all you know it's weird why do you even work there so i tried to talk to them 10 times trying to explain that she has it i'm pointing she has it i don't have a random security check okay they don't get it they say no flight okay no flight policia policia no police came of course they sent us to the desk That fucking woman now writes down my name that I have to have a security check all of a sudden. They're like a fucking gang, police.

0:58 They're working together, fucking everybody up. I go for a security check. I don't give a shit anymore. I'm just sitting there. They get the fucking raw meat and say, Karne, kruda, raw meat. Then I said, at least get me the fucking butter out of the bag. No, no. Karne, karne. Fucking, there's no fucking... They just don't fucking get it. It was so frustrating. So they threw out all of our food. Gonna have to try to survive 12 hours in this fucking shit Spanish plane. Fuck, man. Yeah, okay. Fuck this. See ya in San Francisco.

1:37 Aaron. Hi.

[video] 1:39 Good to see you. Thank you for waiting.

[video] 1:48 What's up?

1:53 San Francisco.

[video] 2:00 What are you guys doing?

2:03 Super jet lagged, but slept some hours. It's pretty fine. I like it. Gonna go to Oakland later.

[video] 2:13 Would so.

2:14 Yeah.

[video] 2:15 Yeah. Nice. Aaron, where are we? China. China, yeah. It's okay. Yeah, that looks like a pure gelatin. What is it, like heart? Yeah. Aren't those actually lava stuff? What's cooked or something? I don't know. In God we trust. In God we trust. God.

2:44 God. God. Dog. Dog.

[video] 2:47 He bit you. Dog God.

2:56 Uh-oh Not carnivore?

[video] 3:01 Frittarian, no. Kicked? Get the fuck out of the way!

3:12 Okay, welcome to San Francisco.

[video] 3:15 That's the only vegan song. Yeah. And next to it is cheese.

3:24 Hi.

[video] 3:28 Hello.

3:31 666.

[video] 3:32 We're gonna eat six each.

[video] 3:50 Oakland is so scary.

3:56 We are going to a subscriber. He lets us stay here for a night.

[video] 4:04 You should bark back I think.

[video] 4:16 They're running around the street. And the Mexicans ran after them, right? No, they're just in the parking lot of the grocery store. Can't you just grab them and bring them? I don't see why not.

[video] 4:34 When you do veganism with the fried oils, it causes you to get gallstones and ruins your gallbladder, right? Yeah.

[video] 4:45 And then when you lose it, you have to take pills for the rest of your life? Yeah. Awesome. Do we want some of that? It's so much more expensive that way. These smell pretty good.

[video] 5:13 Vegan eggs. It's just vegan egg. Egg.

5:16 It's one egg, yeah.

[video] 5:21 It's all proud soy.

[video] 5:25 Extra soy included in the vegan egg. You know how you like that soy.

5:31 What are you waiting for ladies?

[video] 5:34 Bacon.

[video] 5:39 You want a bone?

[video] 5:48 You get to smudge up the lens, yeah? Thank you so much for giving me my bacon. That was jars and jars of bacon fat in here. Because I've been saving it for years. Oh my god. And then when Daphne started making her little lollipops with the beeswax and the bacon fat, I started using it to make lollipops.

[video] 6:17 so i didn't have any of the other stuff all right what is that luna this is trichinosis you can't really see it but it's really good are you gonna eat raw pork i don't know should i do it i don't know should i yeah i couldn't eat it it's good and butter

[video] 6:47 How is it?

6:49 Yeah, I like raw pork.

[video] 6:51 Delicious soy protein.

6:54 It's pretty fatty.

[video] 6:57 Hello. Hi. What are you waiting for? I'm being not raw and eating bacon today. I love bacon, so what can you do? The cooked food making you sick already? No. Bacon never makes me sick. Bacon makes me happy.

[video] 7:20 But we might need the knife to be sharpened here. Maybe. Oh, do you have a flatter knife? Yeah.

[video] 7:29 That one should still be sharp. It's a little shredded, but... More sharpening? Yeah, it needs to be sharpened. Nice. Bacon still. Bacon, swordfish. Wrap. Do it. Cool. I will.

[video] 7:57 We discovered something new today. Nice.

8:00 There may be many things, but I'm not somebody... Bye.

[video] 8:03 Bye. I'll miss you. Yeah, I wish you too. Thank you for everything. Yeah, it was a really nice meeting you. Good. Bye. Bye. I loved having you. I've really been here in my apartment. And yeah, honor. I'll miss you guys. I'm sad.