Eating Raw Veal Testicles With Alain

Watch on YouTube · 2018-08-25 · 9 min

0:00 Can you guys stop talking? While we film? Thank you. We are gonna eat wheel testicles. And it's organic.

0:16 You looking forward to it? Yeah, it's my favorite day.

0:26 I'm actually really looking forward to it. Okay, I'll try to bite in just like that and then I'll see if you get anywhere. Yeah, this is gonna be...

0:38 This is gonna be hard. Oh! Okay.

[video] 0:45 Okay, this is looking different than lamb... lamb heart.

0:50 You mean lamb testicles? Lamb testicles, yeah.

0:55 What the fuck?

1:05 It's interesting that testicles are so well protected, it's nature. You're really not supposed to get to them easily.

[video] 1:28 How does it feel, bobbing your hands?

1:29 Feels nice. I'm used to it though.

1:39 What the fuck?

[video] 1:41 Okay, let's cut it.

1:42 Yeah. Alright. Okay. Yeah, it is different. Yeah, see? The inside is what you have to get.

2:07 Hmm.

2:10 tastes really good a little bit like the thymus but not really i guess that's because it's from wheel oh my shorts okay gotta clean those what do you think it's pretty good it's weird but

2:40 I expected it to be good. I'm not disappointed.

[video] 2:44 It's more a mental idea that you're eating a... ... sprimsak. Damn.

[video] 3:02 Oh, dude! I don't know, the taste is kinda...

[video] 3:33 I can understand that it's a delicacy.

3:46 So we're eating sperm? There should be.

4:02 You want me to leave you some?

4:05 As a taste?

[video] 4:16 So what's the marks in the skin?

[video] 4:20 It's normal.

4:26 Doris, you want me to leave you some?

4:30 Hmm?

[video] 4:32 No? No. Why not?

[video] 4:36 I don't wanna try. Nice little bit of sperm. Alright, it's good.

4:57 It's like really good. No joke.

[video] 5:22 You eat the bloody part?

[video] 5:35 You eat faster than me. I'm hungry. Me too. I'm hungry for sperm. One who finishes last is gay.

5:53 Got this. We should have made the challenge. Last one finishes the game, but fuck. Not gonna make it.

[video] 6:03 I'm just a pro ball sucker.

6:06 We all know that.

[video] 6:10 That's it? Come on.

[video] 6:20 It's like the same as my skin.

6:30 It's also really hydrating. It's just full of water.

6:39 Okay. So what do you do with this? Eat it? Keep it as a trophy? Or fill it up.

[video] 6:59 What does it taste like?

7:15 But, the taste? Try to describe it.

[video] 7:22 I think it could be same like brain, maybe? Cholesterol?

[video] 7:33 Hmm.

7:38 Hmm. It's something else, I don't know. It's really jelly-like. It only reminded me of the thymus gland.

[video] 7:58 You're gonna lose bowling.

8:04 What does your t-shirt say, man? Wow, flatirfer. You're a flatirfer? I'm a global. Oh, okay. Thank god. Flat out.

[video] 8:21 Flat out, I only eat balls.

8:36 Yeah, I can do this again. Yeah. I gotta get them somehow. There's also some fat here, I guess.

8:49 That's just typical veal fat.

8:55 Okay, cool. Really like this. Thanks for watching. What do you have to say?

[video] 9:03 Thanks. How do you call it? Have some balls.