Eddie Hall: Obese Junkie Needs to Turn His Life Around @eddiehallwsm

Watch on YouTube · 2024-02-02 · 18 min

0:00 Hi guys, I'm going to review the video called Day in the Life of Eddie Hall.

0:13 Only a slave wakes up with an alarm.

0:19 It's you.

[video] 0:20 It's me. Good morning. Shut up. Can't you shut up? Hello, everyone.

0:27 Wow, he's severely obese. The tattoos are not going to help, man. Oh, my God.

[video] 0:35 Welcome back to the channel. Today, I'm going to be doing a day in the life of myself. And I'm currently full time training for an MMA fight.

0:46 in february against brian shaw martin ford and mitchell hooper all of which are incredible losers with three of the biggest men on the planet yeah the most obese loser slaves on the planet the schedule is pretty crazy so training The schedule's pretty crazy. Need to get some more tattoos because, you know, I'm going to look tough because I'm a loser.

[video] 1:17 Two or three times a day at the minute. Obviously, fight training, swimming.

1:24 He probably has those tattoos so that people don't think that he's a pregnant woman. He's just trying to somehow not look like an obese woman. I got this from Wim Hof.

1:42 Oh my god, what a loser. Oh my god, you're so brainwashed.

[video] 1:46 Cold therapy, first thing in the morning.

1:49 What cold therapy? The cold is only detrimental for your health. How can it be a therapy? It only stresses your body. Oh my god.

[video] 1:59 Spikes your adrenaline, which lowers your cortisol. Chorosol levels.

2:04 Wait, wait, what? Did he just say that it lowers your cortisol? No, he didn't, right? Because your stress hormones go through the roof when you do cold showers. You do understand that, right?

[video] 2:13 It lowers your stress. Basically, the theory is...

2:16 It literally increases your stress, not as much as exercise, which you also do, but a lot more.

[video] 2:24 put yourself through a massive amount of stress first thing in the morning and then the rest of the day is easy. It's really good for your mental sharpness and battling any sort of...

2:35 It does make you sharp because you're alert, seeing as your body believes that it's in danger. That's also why your dopamine increases. It's activated when your body needs to flee from a dangerous situation.

[video] 2:47 I've got mental problems like depression and anxiety. I've got a normal shower with a wife. That's hot.

2:55 You've got to be depressed in the first place to go into the cold water on purpose.

[video] 3:04 It's so interesting that even with the beard and the tattoos he still looks like an obese woman.

3:30 This is how you're gonna look like if you're gonna be a drugged up junkie. Really look at him and understand why you should never use drugs.

3:42 Oh, poor child. Is that his child? Probably. He or she probably is gonna grow up without a father. And that's what happens when people who hate themselves have children. They leave these children traumatized without parents or, in this case, a father.

4:09 I recognize that kid. I've seen this guy before because I'm very sure that he forces his son to also work out if that was him.

[video] 4:18 Oh my god, he lets the child watch the TV because he's a horrible father who hates himself and his children. Oh my god, man. Oh my god.

4:48 He's not going to be around soon anymore. His children are going to grow up without him anyway. But now, when he's still alive, he's still not there for his children. Amazing. One of the worst fathers I've ever seen.

[video] 5:01 I have a list of supplements first thing in the morning. First thing I do is put a product called NMN. Basically an anti-aging drug.

5:17 Anti-aging drug, I don't know what that is, but come on man, you can't stop your aging. How old is this guy actually? Oh my fucking god, it says that he's 36? What? Wow. I thought somewhere in his 50s. Oh my god, and he's taking some oh my god This is the stupidest video on earth. You're taking some anti-aging pills, man Oh my god, and then oh my god. Oh my god.

[video] 5:46 Oh my god You put it under your tongue And just let it dissolve and then i've got some other keep keep young drugs trans resume

5:59 I'm gonna be amazed if this guy reaches the age of 40.

[video] 6:04 And then TMG, triglyceride. Okay, morning shake. We have glutathione. That's really good for liver health and liver repair.

6:18 Of course he thinks that because of the drugs, it's not gonna help.

[video] 6:21 We have half a scoop of fiber.

6:25 good mix why would you add fiber which is indigestible oh my god he's so dumb some mushrooms such as what why mushrooms

[video] 6:35 lion's mane, turkey tail, cordyceps, just everything in there that's been researched to help your body's immunity and everything. I have a good scoop of greens and that's got some probiotics in as well. And then I've got a lipid formula with all sorts of things in like vitamin C, vitamin D, quite a few things in there that are healthy and good for you. Fill that up. With my Kangen water, I'll get to that in a second. I've got some liquid mushrooms as well, which I add in. Cordyceps, I've got shit egg, butchers, focus mushroom, and then chaga. Last but not least, I have tiger milk mushroom, which is really good for your lungs. So I have that in as well.

7:22 Okay, let's just sum it up. Instead of eating natural food, such as simply eating raw meat, which would be the best food for building muscle anyway, like the old bodybuilders used to do. They ate raw meat, popped in some raw eggs. Now instead, he takes 20 different powders, mushroom powders and some other mushrooms, supplements, fiber, which is indigestible. What the hell is going on in your head? Does your brain function in any way at all anymore?

8:09 You can't get probiotics from a powder, from a pill. We already understand that he's dumb, he's never gonna understand it.

[video] 8:17 Cholesterol complex, Ashwagandha complex, bit of collagen, bit of turmeric, bit of biotin. Turmeric is super toxic.

8:39 Only people who are sick need to take pills. How do you not understand it? If you don't eat what you're naturally supposed to eat, which is raw meat, especially organs, and also blood from good sources, then of course you could end up eating all kinds of garbage and taking pills because you will believe that it will somehow make up for your terrible diet, but it doesn't. He believes that you can get probiotics from pills and powders, come on. That says everything about him. How can you be this freaking dumb?

[video] 9:10 Vitamins. I walk, I run, I just do whatever feels comfortable, but I get the heart rate up to about 140, 150, and I keep it there. Here we go.

9:21 Why? To shorten your lifespan even more? To make you look even older? Why? I'm just really curious.

9:31 How can he even run, man? He's so incredibly obese.

9:39 Is that supposed to be running?

9:43 Any child on earth is faster than him.

9:52 Look at the dog! The dog is running, not even running, the dog is basically walking super slowly because of how freaking slow this freaking obese grandpa is.

[video] 10:18 My carrots and blueberries ready to go.

10:20 Carrots are man-made, they don't exist in nature, and the blueberries that you eat are also. Plus, blueberries have incredibly many pesticides. Don't eat them.

[video] 10:28 200 grams each. 300 grams of steak. So I'm going to have 300 grams of steak with only four eggs today.

10:36 Okay, besides the plants, this is actually a really good breakfast as far as cooked food goes.

[video] 10:45 So my diet at the minute now, through Strongman days, I never worked with any coaches, physical coaches or nutritional coaches. But now I do. So I work with Nathan Payton, who's a world-class dietitian, nutritionist. So he's got me on a very high-protein diet with lots of fruit, lots of vegetables. And I think the reason for the fruit and veg is because I'm doing such huge volumes of training, i.e. wearing my body down a lot. I need to keep my immune system very high. So there's lots of...

11:07 The fruits and vegetables keep your immune system high. Your immune system is made out of saturated fat, essentially. That's what creates your white blood cells. They are created in the bone marrow. What would fruits and vegetables do exactly? Vegetables which are man-made and don't even exist in nature.

[video] 11:25 Natural yogurt, there's lots of cottage cheese, lots of fermented foods. And that was literally just to keep my immune system high, because it's so easy to get ill, being a big guy as well. You're stupid. You'll wear yourself down one day, get a cold or something, and that's it. You're written off for a couple of weeks.

11:44 If you don't want a cold, then don't go into the cold or move away from the UK or wherever you live.

[video] 12:03 Another little tip for you guys, extra virgin olive oil. Just like a couple of tablespoons worth on every single meal. Keep the inflammation down in your body.

12:10 Keep the inflammation down? What are you talking about? Why would you have inflammation in the first place? You would have inflammation because of all the garbage that you consume and because of the workouts, but it's not going to help. It's extracted plant oils. You can't eat extracted oils and expect them to in any way be beneficial for your body. He's just so stupid and ignorant. It's unbelievable.

[video] 12:45 Thank you, darling.

13:01 And of course, after every win... Why does... Oh, my God. What is up with this video? Is he... Is this a joke? Is he making fun of himself? Why does he have those kind of female...

13:15 Panties? What else is that supposed to be? I don't get it. What's going on in this video? He already looks like an obese woman, as I said, and then he has that tone with those colors. This is just super strange. Oh, here we go. I'll trade you.

[video] 13:31 Trade you.

13:36 The wife also looks incredibly messed up. The bleached hair. She hardly has any left. Bleaching your hair really destroys it. And I think that she has some kind of plastic surgery. She just looks incredibly skinny also. Just... I don't know.

[video] 13:54 For chicken dinner. For a baby. There you go. That's baby. That's Eeyore. Again, I'm very lucky with the diet. So we got 300 gram of... Organic chicken. All the meat and food.

14:08 Organic chicken is better than not organic chicken, although organic doesn't mean much nowadays. He does eat a lot of meat. His diet isn't super bad. He's just too dumb to understand that he doesn't need to eat any of these vegetables. He would look and feel a lot better if he would eat almost only animal foods. For his lifestyle, that's all that he needs. Except for some fruits for the cars.

[video] 14:32 Fruit. Everything. All he eats is organic. Potato and then Loads of veg. Peppers, onions, broccoli, bean sprouts. So every meal I'm getting roughly with all the vegetables and everything. Thank you, darling. A really good dose of protein, fats, and carbs. Don't forget the extra virgin olive oil. This is the best tip I can give anyone that's training hard and wanting to...

14:53 It's a horrible tip, but what is it based on?

[video] 14:56 Stay healthy. Olive oil is so, so good for you. Ah, man.

15:01 I barely just shut up.

15:05 How can you also say it tastes good? It tastes super horrible. Bitter, usually. Even if not... Who wants to eat extracted plant oils, ever?

[video] 15:13 That's funny. This is gonna be a photo of him on Instagram or somewhere, soon, in a hospital bed. I'm gonna have my yogurt and berries. I'm gonna have a nighttime shake.

15:23 I'm gonna have me...

[video] 15:34 tablets and i'm gonna be in bed in the next half an hour so i'll be in bed for half 10 ready to get up tomorrow and do everything that i've done today all over again so uh that sounds horrible thank you so much for sticking around guys and go and do whatever you want i'm not telling anyone to do anything but that's that's my routine i'm feeling fit and feeling healthy and feeling strong

15:57 Yeah, man, super healthy looking like you're 50 plus years old. Look at those freaking wrinkles. He just looks incredibly aged and sick.

[video] 16:08 Feeling young, you know, 35 and...

16:11 Wait, he's 35? He wasn't even 36 in the video.

16:18 What the hell are you talking about? You can't even walk, really. Oh, my God, man. You're a 35-year-old obese grandpa. How can you say that you're feeling young?

[video] 16:29 Hopefully, I've still got some many, many years ahead of me.

16:35 No.

[video] 16:36 But yeah, thank you for watching, guys. Don't forget to like the video, subscribe to the channel, and I'll see you next time. Big love, The Beast.

16:42 This guy is an absolute train wreck. One of the worst I've ever seen. He's got this protruding so incredibly much because of the drugs. He doesn't even look like an obese man. He really looks like an obese woman because of the body proportions. He looks so incredibly old, he can hardly even walk, let alone run or even jog. He cannot do anything that his body is naturally supposed to do. Any human being could run away from him, and he wouldn't be able to chase after anybody. Could he even chase after a turtle? Really, I'm not even joking. Could he even? I think he couldn't. Even if he could get close, he would probably collapse...

17:27 I can't imagine anything that he could actually do that a natural body could do. It's just so completely unnatural. It's almost always only people who are insecure in some way who end up becoming bodybuilders, strongmen, using drugs. Why else would you do that? You want to change something about your body and that's because you don't like something about your body. It's almost always like this. Otherwise, if you were genetically gifted, if you were somewhat natural looking, then you wouldn't want to change anything about yourself. The ones who are going to suffer the most will be the children, as I said before, because they are going to grow up without a father. At least the older child saw his father for some time now, but the baby, who knows how long she has left with him. Thanks for watching.