Eddie Hall & The Dutch Giant - The 2 Biggest Losers from the 2 Worst Countries 🇬🇧🇳🇱 @Eddie Hall The Beast
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0:00 Hey, what's up guys. I'm going to be reviewing a video called the Dutch giant versus Eddie hall. My two favorite losers today.
[video] 0:09 I'm spending 24 hours with the world's strongest man.
0:14 The world's strongest man. Who's afraid to fight me for sure, man. Now Eddie hall is one of the weakest people on earth. And really, I'm not even kidding.
[video] 0:24 Eddie hall.
[video] 0:28 Yeah, the giant versus the beast, 160 kilos each of madness.
0:32 They both look insanely old. They are both in their 30s and look like they are in their 50s.
[video] 0:37 We spent about £3,200 a month just on food. Eddie has a big surprise for me, we're going into the tank.
0:44 Again with the tank, we already had this with the obese Turkish guy.
[video] 0:50 Introducing Eddie Hall, winner of the world's strongest man and holder of the...
0:55 Yeah, Eddie Hall is good at lifting metal like a slave for no reason. For sure, he would make a good slave for the masters. He already does. More so for entertainment. But back in the day, he would have been good at pushing the rocks or whatever metal to build something. But that's it. As far as fighting goes, an actual real strength, withstanding actual force, He's a zero, a nobody, just nothing. You could put me up against him a million times over and I would always come out as the winner. I explained this in my video, how to fight naturally. It's just impossible. He's just way too severely obese, which makes you so weak. You just can't do anything.
1:48 And as I said in the video, I would actually, truly, and I really mean this genuinely, be more afraid to fight somebody in a weirdo than him. I really mean it. Because somebody in a weirdo theoretically could get to you and they could, for example, scratch you and then you have a scratch, right? But what can Eddie Hall do? He can never even touch you. Like Eddie Hall couldn't even pull out one of my hairs because he cannot even get to you. I think I would be more afraid to fight a four-year-old child. Really, I mean, a four-year-old child could run at you and maybe kick you. Like you would have some damage. But you can fight Eddie Hall a million times over and you will have no damage from him. That's the thing.
[video] 2:39 500 kilo deadlift, world record. Now he's venturing into a new challenge as he prepares for his debut MMA fight against Marius with only five weeks on the clock. I'll be following a full day of his training to see if I can keep up. It's like a castle over here. Hey. Hi. Oh, do you...
2:56 Yeah, this is what they do. They pay these slaves millions, which are just pennies for the people who are behind it. And then, of course, he promotes it to other people, has a YouTube channel and whatnot. And then that's how it goes on. Because the slave is supposed to feel comfortable in his home, his life to go on. Otherwise, they wouldn't. The whole agenda wouldn't work.
3:25 He completely fell for it.
[video] 3:26 It's funny how much smaller Eddie Hall seems, even though he isn't small. Wow, the Dutch giant looks super exhausted. Really, he messed himself up big time.
3:56 Complete deterioration of his body. Eye bags, dark eye circles, super dry, dehydrated skin. Just completely done. He just completely destroyed himself.
[video] 4:10 Man, what kind of cameraman is this? You don't film yourself from that perspective. If the sun is behind you, then your shade is on the people.
4:26 You film from the other side, plus it looks way more beautiful if the sun is in front of you. What the hell?
[video] 4:32 We're from Birmingham. One after the other. Hey, Richard, Richard, Richard. It's the number one UK show, so everybody knows Pauly.
[video] 4:44 And you still have the tank. I know it from the video. Yeah, so this is one of the tanks. One of the tanks? I've got another one, yeah. So this is a CBRT Scorpion.
4:51 Also a good promotion for war tanks with what's going on in Europe right now. Like, it's a good thing to have that. Like, it's cool. Top floor of this building here. Combat sports. Lovely grey sky and red British brick buildings. Jesus, it looks so depressing there.
[video] 5:15 Center. Combat sports center. That sign...
5:19 in summer it's bearable but maybe like one month of the year the 11 months are hell which sums up what goes on inside it's old decaying moldy hardcore gym yeah hardcore like yourself
5:50 I can't even look into the Dutch giant's eyes. I can only look at the eye bags. They're just so big. They almost take up the whole face.
[video] 6:00 How much was your deadlift record again? 500 kilo is the world record. Where your nose started bleeding, huh? Yeah. And ears and eyes and everything else.
6:13 Just pure misery and depression just like he hates it so much So you're punching the air like a slave doing the least effective fighting method on earth
6:36 There's nothing worse than punching. Everything else does more damage than punching. The fact that people punch today says everything, really, about us. It means that we are very severely programmed.
[video] 6:51 Bill, is you cannot let me get up. So you're gonna think you're gonna put all your weight, as much as you can, against me.
7:06 that looked very cozy hey guys during my workouts i'm drinking my new products week 16 of course protein milk oh netherlands yeah good kanker kanker milk Conker milk 75 grams. Heavet. Lovely. The Dutch. It's the Dutch and the British making a video together. Lovely because it's like the same country. Two of the worst countries on earth. Both have the worst architecture on Earth, most depressing, because humans create the kind of buildings that they can imagine based on the environment. So when you live in a depressing kind of environment, in this case that's mostly based on the weather, which is usually gray and rainy, then you create those kind of buildings.
8:06 in case you didn't get it. That's why in Morocco, the buildings are white for the most part. In Casablanca, for example, which are some of the most beautiful buildings I've ever seen. Not that manmade structures can be beautiful, but as far as that goes, it's always sunny in Morocco. That's why. Belgium also. Only grey buildings. What I mean is, the architecture is so bad because of the weather.
[video] 8:32 The Netherlands in the Jumbo and on my supermarket website, Muscle Meat. Milk with 75 grams of protein, 2,095. It's gonna be amazing. Milk with extra protein.
8:41 Fuck off.
[video] 8:43 He's gonna do this for me and I'm gonna lie on top of him while he's tired. He needs to be put through the most extreme conditions because this fight is gonna do... His mindset has to be life or death. Five, four, three, two, come on, one more, one. You're not done yet.
9:01 What is up with these losers punching a bag with their protective gear? What is this loser stuff? It's just pathetic.
[video] 9:10 We'll probably only do one minute. This is four minutes. As soon as that bell goes. You've got to give it 100%, give it 99% 100% yeah?
9:18 But you can only give like 20% because you're fucking obese mate. You have a look in the mirror.
9:27 Imagine that I was on top of him.
[video] 9:31 Which takes me less into him.
9:33 Jesus Christ he looks unhealthy. Wow. So crazy. Both of these guys are just the epitome of disease. They promote disease and weakness. Anti-masculinity. Two of the worst people on earth, basically.
[video] 9:54 I got out of breath after a few minutes. And he stands up. And look at this, he continues.
10:00 Man, I would fight both of them and they would have no chance ever in a million years. Literally, I mean it. Two versus one.
10:09 I would love to do it. Really. I am verbally signing up for that right now. See it as a contract if you want.
10:23 Jesus, that would be so good. It would be so funny to see them go down.
[video] 10:29 What does matter? You don't need to learn anything. You just have a lot of mass. That's it. If you're on top of somebody, how can they have a chance if you have more mass?
11:00 What the fuck are they talking about? It's just about mess.
[video] 11:03 Cup of bone broth. What? Bone broth? Oh, they must be for the collagen and stuff. Collagen, nutrients, helps digestion.
11:09 Yeah, but it's already cooked. What can you even get out of it? Cooked collagen? You need raw collagen. Your body is made out of raw collagen.
[video] 11:17 124 grams of protein each. Some people eat cakes, Eddie eats pig blood. Right, we've got half a kilo of egg, burger, black pudding, two eggs, halloumi, and then...
11:28 It's not such a bad meal, except that it's super overcooked. The minerals are gone, that's why you have those pickles, I guess, there. Some kind of fermented vegetables, probably with salt, because you're mineral deficient, so you feel like you need it. If you would be eating raw meat, you wouldn't. It's better than what most people eat, but it's still garbage. Well, he eats basically keto or something now.
[video] 11:55 I've got fermented foods. So I've got kimchi, beetroot, kimchi, carrot, sauerkraut, pickled onion, and then pickles.
12:02 These guys look exactly like the food that they eat. Super dry and dehydrated. Exactly, right? Look at the meat. The nutrients are gone, the water is gone. That's how their skin looks like. That's what cooked food does to you. Not only, but it's a part of it. Then you've got the salt also, dehydrates you even more.
[video] 12:21 No sauce, just healthy stuff. Yeah, it's just butter and salt.
12:24 Meat, like... What, blyad? What? What the fuck is healthy about it? Salt? A toxin? A selfie? Moron.
[video] 12:37 It'll taste amazing. Just want to make a point as well. That is a normal size plate. That's a big plate. Yeah. And you compare it to... It's the best mixed grill I have ever had, probably. Actually, all my meals are served on a platter. Oh, yeah, I see. That's a normal plate. A platter? Everything's served on a platter. It's a snack. Oh, I like that. Do a little bit of stretching in there. And then we're going to head home and have another steak with eggs.
13:00 Eat smakelik, boozer.
[video] 13:11 Last meal of the day with Eddie. Two eggs, a very big steak and sourdough.
13:16 At least these guys eat a lot of meat and eggs. That's good.
[video] 13:20 This, the last subject, the hot-cold therapy. Yeah, so... This is like my last meal of the day.
13:28 Man, who cares what you call sourdough? It's fucking grain sludge slime. It's slime made out of seeds. Whether it was fermented or not is irrelevant. Yeah, it tastes different. You're still eating slave food. Just call it what it is.
[video] 13:48 Big hit of red meat, eggs, and I very rarely have carbs, but sourdough is a good exception because it's good fermented, good for the gut bacteria. And then, yeah, just...
13:57 Yes, exactly. Seeds are good for the gut bacteria. Eddie with his wisdom.
[video] 14:03 Before bed, we'll go and do hot coals. We'll go sauna and ice bath. You have a whole house of it there. Oh, I've got everything here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll do sauna, ice bath, do that two, three times, and then finish on the warm. And then that cooling down process makes you sleepy and you sleep like a log.
14:17 Yeah, because you're stressed. You're stressed all day, that's why you look so bad.
[video] 14:20 So I'm jealous in a positive way, and he has his own spot. How long do you do the sauna? Just as long as you can take it. So we do as long as we can in the sauna, and then we do two minutes in the cold. But it's not a world record sitting, so what, on average how long do you sit in it? Just...
14:38 The sauna is extremely stressful for you and ages you, and then the cold also. And when you combine the two, even worse.
[video] 14:48 let's sit here until we're uncomfortably hot okay i don't know if he just goes versus but i'm not trying to do that it's all about ignore the way you feel just focus on your chakras
15:17 the pain is not even real mate come on just imagine you're in the lovely british wind tonight you know how it is in the netherlands oh yeah actually i do it's the same weather we both hate each other because we're both depressed miserable people looking like we're in our 50s
[video] 15:43 influencing the youth to do the same you couldn't get my body off your on the mma i could not so that definitely goes to you okay yes i got a point okay i lost the food i could get 80 or 90 of the protein in yeah you got 100 of that i could have gone way more points to eddie uh we had the punching bag yes i had i think eight six three Which I'm proud because it's pretty close. You had 694, no 894. 894, 893. Yeah, then we have the wrist. That was super close because we had a tie on 2-0 and then you had nuts, I don't know what he did. Also super close. Guys, of course, I'm big, I'm happy, but he's the world's strongest man. So if I'm close, I'm super happy. What am I forgetting? Swimming? Okay, let's not talk about that. Okay. It's still impressive. That was impressive.
16:27 It's incredibly boring to watch this.
16:31 So you checked how strong your wrists are and how much you can swim in a toxic pool? These pools are super toxic. What does this prove? What's the point of any of this? The way two men can compare themselves is, well, in one way, which I won't mention on YouTube, but otherwise, even in this slavery, by checking how many children both of you have, how big of a family you have, for example.
17:07 I think the Dutch giant actually has a child. And I think Eddie Hall also. That's how they could compare how much of a man they are, how manly they are.
[video] 17:19 That's like some stamping through the water that was. We filmed it underwater. It was like a titan. But I'm not proud of it, but it was fun. This is not a competition, but my first ice bath. It was nice. Yeah, good. You'll sleep good tonight. Yeah. You'll sleep really good. So much new experience. So the MMA was new, the punching bag was new, the ice experience was new. The black pudding. The black pudding. Gotta get that on your diet. Yeah, I have to thank you for this diet.
17:42 Black pudding is, at least it used to be, probably still is made out of blood, partly. Maybe drink blood, then?
[video] 17:51 Incredible to follow you. Thank you, man. And imagine that he does this every day, so with much respect.
17:58 Please subscribe because we need followers to make more videos like this if he does that every day then no wonder that he looks so old and exhausted That's absolutely insane and the Dutch giant also looks incredibly bad both of them are very unhealthy beings and That's really what you should take away from this video. Everything that they did in this video is what you should not do. You should not eat overcooked food, which is super dry and really partly causes malnutrition because there's so few minerals and vitamins left in the food. And then, of course, also all the stress from the swimming, the gym, all kinds of stuff with weights. All just to do what? To fight and then what? Get money, which is the goal, as I said in the UFC video last week. And then...
19:00 What you stress and age yourself create tons of wrinkles probably a heart attack eventually From all the stress just to get money which doesn't even exist just to have a better life as a slave What the fuck is the point of any of that? Find another way Just realize why you're even doing it because Really your goal is just to be rich and live comfortably so you don't have to do any of that. I
19:28 Then find a way to do it comfortably somehow if you want to be a slave and live in the system anyway. But destroying your life, leaving your children behind just because you wanted to become rich is just dumb as hell. You're going after something that doesn't even exist.
19:49 And if you don't get what I'm talking about, what I'm saying is if you would give Eddie Hall, whatever, $100 million, whatever he wants, any amount, just as paper with symbols, then he would stop doing it because that's why he's doing it. Sure, there could be some other trauma and pain behind why he's doing it to prove something to somebody. Maybe his father. I don't even care. But in the end, really, it's just this one reason always that people do this and that's to become rich, to live comfortably. Then don't promote this uncomfortable lifestyle, which you don't even like yourself. There's many other ways to do it. Ideally, of course, get out of the system completely. But seeing as that's hard and not really an option for most people.
20:42 Do something else, but don't do this and promote it as if it's something that you like to do, even though your face expression always shows pure misery. In every video of Eddie Hall and the Dutch Giant, they hate what they do. They're always miserable, always depressed. just hate themselves and their own lives and they do all of this sell their synthetic products garbage like the dutch giant just to get a lot of money and to stop it because if they would both be given like i said 100 million or whatever they want they would not even do any of this they would just live Comfortably, they would just chill all day because nobody wants to do any of this. Nobody wants to work any kind of job or anything, especially as Severely stressful as that It's all about just being a good slave.
21:35 They give you your pennies Which are pennies for them and then you keep going because it's never enough It's all bullshit everything all of these videos Thanks for watching