Exploring New England with Milkjar - The Real Salem

Watch on YouTube · 2021-07-11 · 12 min

0:04 Mmm, so delicious!

0:16 A small town in Massachusetts

[video] 0:33 how old's Betty Boop and how old's that other one? January Betty Boop and Jupiter was born about March something like that look at how much feel fat that little calf is that little He's getting a lot of milk. Is that Jupiter? That's Jupiter. His father is Randy the Astonishing. So how are you liking Vermont?

1:17 Oh yeah man, super nice. If I'm in it.

[video] 1:21 In it?

1:21 And how is it being in Vermont for the first time?

[video] 1:25 Pretty nice. Open, you know?

1:28 Yeah.

[video] 1:30 Fresh air here.

[video] 1:34 Want some liver?

1:36 I already had mate, thanks.

1:41 Don't you need milk with the liver?

[video] 1:44 I should you forgot your jar to put it into a better picture basically um so like picture like your body is one being there's like billions of cells in your body so what if we're just part of this bigger being just another being like why does it have to be a person there's other entities out there like we're super small

[video] 2:09 Well, I mean, to the bacteria, you're pretty big to it, aren't you? Aren't you, like, a god to that bacteria? Actually, no one will tell you this, but do you know what tar is? No. It's cooked fat. That's literally what tar is, and the reason weed has more tar than tobacco is because it has, like, 17, 18 times more fat, so that's why it has 17, 18 times more tar.

[video] 2:34 And crafted in Italy, mate.

2:37 Are you looking for antique milk jars?

[video] 2:40 Yeah, I need something to drink my milk out of that's from a time that's without 5G. But now I can't live without it.

2:55 Wait, what did you find there?

[video] 2:56 I found a Vermont County milk jar. $8, no milk.

3:02 How does it look like compared to Ukraine?

[video] 3:05 A lot more open. There's nothing going on, you know?

3:08 Yeah. What we did is... Stanford, I've rented Stanford. Stanford, Connecticut. Beautiful.

[video] 3:37 Oh, hey, funny meeting you here.

3:39 Oh, milk jar? Oh, shit. What the fuck are you doing back in the US?

[video] 3:43 Shit, what are you doing here?

3:44 Oh, you know, just thought I'd check out Vermont.

[video] 3:46 Yeah, same. Yeah. I didn't expect to see you here.

3:49 Oh, you know.

[video] 3:51 I guess it's true, you do chill in nature.

3:53 Isn't it?

3:56 Isn't it, mate? Got a bit sick of London, thought I'd check out the US.

[video] 4:02 Why? The women there are lovely.

4:05 Isn't it?

4:15 What's the secret to happiness?

[video] 4:20 Just primal diet, you know, in nature. Yeah. What else do you need? In it. In it.

[video] 4:52 I literally like I stood on it and then like my legs started going apart and I'm like fuck I just like fell down and like that's why this half is wet this half is dry so I mean I caught my fall but like I just got wet whatever it's water it's natural I'm down to go up honestly what's the meaning of life?

5:18 to have fun exactly you watch my videos?

[video] 5:22 No, that's just the meaning of life. Nah, I do watch your videos though.

5:28 Dude, this phone is waterproof.

5:33 It has a special natural taste to it. It's almost as lovely as in Manchester, if you remember.

[video] 5:41 I don't want to lose your love tonight.

6:13 in it. We are now in Denver's near Boston, which is the real Salem. We're also going to go to the fake Salem where all the tourists go. But this is where the actual stuff happened, the witch trials. We're going to go to Rebecca Nurse's Homestead now, which is one of the places. It's six minutes away. I've always wanted to see this place. It's pretty cool. It's actually very interesting for me. And it's 93 degrees outside.

7:03 This place looks witchy as hell. It's really cool. I really recommend it. Okay, really this is one of the coolest places I've ever been to. And it's only us.

7:19 If you can show around, there's like a barn there. It just looks really witchy.

[video] 7:40 Oh shit, what are you doing here? Can I ask you what you guys were snacking on? Oh, it's a duck. A raw duck?

7:47 Yeah. My channel is about eating raw meat if you want to check it out. What's the name of the channel? I would have to write it down. It's S-V-3-R-I-G-E. Actually, if you type raw meat, you'll find me anyway. Okay, cool.

[video] 8:02 My son was curious and I became curious. I'm a raw duck too, so... Okay. Are you guys from the US?

8:08 I am. Where are you from? Germany.

[video] 8:11 Germany?

8:12 Cool. Thanks. No, I won't be curious forever. I'll look you up. Thanks.

[video] 8:17 Oh, look. Did you see this?

8:40 A mason grave. A mason, yeah. Alright, we are about to enter the Salem woods. I hope this won't be a found footage video.

[video] 8:50 Maybe, who knows. Oh boy. They say these woods are haunted by all the spirits, so... Yeah, and I definitely believe in spirits.

9:00 Oh yeah? Because they eat grains every day. What's up, mate? Do you have any wisdom to share?

[video] 9:06 Yeah, so, uh... These, uh... They say these witch trials... Turnaround fun? They say these witch trials, they ended up eating this bread, this rye bread and ergot formed on it. And that's what acid is like synthesized from. But supposedly they all just went hallucinogenic and went like crazy from just basically eating spoiled grains. So that doesn't say anything about grains. Yeah.

9:35 Would you say that the witches were mentally ill?

[video] 9:39 Well, yeah, they ate, like, they literally ate fungus growing on the bread, so they just went crazy and everyone thought they were possessed.

9:46 What do you think about people who believe in spirits, demons, etc.?

[video] 9:50 I mean, there's something to it, but, like, I think a lot of them are, like, pretty mental.

9:54 Yeah, the people who believe in demons and all of this stuff... For example, when witches get hallucinations, they actually start believing it themselves and they may actually start believing that they are witches. And this is mostly what all of the witches, spirit hunters, even the people in Africa who use drugs, they get so mentally ill. And then people actually look up to them because they're mentally ill too. This is basically what spirituality is about nowadays. It's about a bunch of hallucinating mentally ill people making up shit.

[video] 10:25 In ancient times, people used to fast. And basically, fasting to them was going vegan for about two weeks. But they would always eventually eat meat again because they understood that if they stopped eating meat, they malnourished themselves. So at the end of the day, it does, you know, make you see things and whatnot. Right, right. But nonetheless, you still eventually got to eat meat again if you do something like that to be healthy. Yeah. And I understood that back in the day. Exactly. And vegans don't understand that.

10:55 yeah they just keep going exactly you can't just sit for years and sustain yourself it doesn't work like that okay Salem woods do you feel bewitched now? possessed or anything?

[video] 11:06 I'm scared to go to sleep tonight to be honest bro yeah did you see anything weird in the woods? yeah I saw like I was hearing voices in there and didn't you say you always hear voices? oh yeah of course

[video] 11:23 Oh, you got the Christian Post Hardcore. Yeah, man. Yeah. Praise the Lord. $9 per person? Oh, boy. Very cool.

11:49 Very cool, yeah?

[video] 11:50 Yeah, definitely. I wish we could go in, honestly, but...

11:54 In it? All the way from London? Can't even get in?

[video] 11:59 Yeah. I mean, the building looks really cool, like, look at the design and everything, you know?