FoodForLouis: Total Vegan Degeneration
Watch on YouTube · 2019-03-06 · 6 min
0:00 What's up, what's up? This guy Food4Louis used to eat raw meat, live animals. He got way more nutrients than most people do, even if he ate the stuff occasionally, because he did eat a lot of junk also. And now he's actually vegan. Look at him right now. And now. What the fuck? The vegan degeneration kicked in so bad. The face is way more narrow. He's obviously more pale. He has this mentally ill expression in his eyes. Looks tired. Let's watch one of the new videos. Okay, let's try this.
[video] 0:39 Oh no! How did that happen so quickly? Oh my go- Okay, this is a disaster. This is a disaster. This is just fake, man.
[video] 0:54 welcome to food for louis a bunch of carrots some cilantro or in the uk we call this does he realize that all of those vegetables are man-made some garlic probably not and then a bunch of other kind of herbs and spices such a good diet at least partly i am a complete amateur cook i wanted to start this channel up again feel free to say in the comments if you've got any um but you know that you don't need to cook you used to eat raw meat man you understand that it's useless i'm gonna cut my fingers 100 oh i forgot onions make you cry this is actually a good tip i guess if you're like onions make you cry because you're not supposed to eat them it's a toxin it's like it could trigger that emotion don't tell me it tastes good let's hope that the guests don't see this video oh my gosh Do you know what I didn't do as well?
1:46 It's toxins leaving the body through mucus.
[video] 1:49 Come on. Always remember to take the stickers off.
1:51 You're not listening to your body whatsoever. Because you know that I'm a vegan. No nutrition, no vitamins, no minerals, no pa-pa-pa-pa. That's all that I see.
[video] 2:00 It's like a whole skill, like just chopping vegetables. I just thought it would be so easy. Do you have to peel garlic? Who knew?
2:06 Garlic is one of the most toxic things out there.
[video] 2:09 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice, let's have some fucking toxic heavy metals with our food from the can.
2:20 Why not just eat all the onions raw?
[video] 2:24 Aren't you a plant eater? Honestly, I've never understood these. Like, do you ever like you're eating a meal and then suddenly there's a leaf and you're like, am I supposed to eat this? And then you try to eat it and then it's disgusting. That smells so good. Chuck the garlic in to make sure we've got some flavor in there. Why not just eat raw plants? Why not just eat those leaves? All plant eating animals enjoy them.
2:54 It's like an orgasm for them when they eat leaves. It's totally in denial mentally young.
3:03 This is like every other vegan cooking video.
[video] 3:06 It's the imitation of meat.
3:08 He's totally delusional if he doesn't understand that he's trying to replicate meat. What else is this?
[video] 3:16 A bunch of slaves, I would never want to spend a second with you, ever. Absolute scum. Here's another video he made.
[video] 3:30 This is the moment of truth. Double patty. This does look like a Big Mac. It looks like a huge Big Mac, doesn't it? Again, imitating meat. Welcome back to Food for Louis. We have a full house. Just all bullshit. And tonight we are doing a special episode. It's going to be a short one, but we're trying out the new Impossible Burgers. Literally the first time I tasted It's extremely toxic, look at the ingredients. Some fucking religious morons said that you're evil and now you eat fake food. It's a tool. And you like it.
4:25 Why not just say it?
[video] 4:27 There's nothing about it that suggests it's made of plants. I feel like every time we've cooked over the last three days, we've set the fire alarm off.
4:36 The Impossible Burgers are already carcinogenic by themselves, but when you cook it like this with the brown and black stuff, it's just pure death. They're eating pure death. They're fucking stupid for doing it. That's it. What a bunch of fucking losers. You fucking losers sitting there eating that shit.
[video] 4:56 I'm foregoing the bread, the gluten. The gluten that you are all eating. And it just helps make the burger shine, because that's really the star. They're just so fake. These ones are made of soy. The first version was made of, I think, like, gluten. Gluten protein, but these ones are made of soy protein. Nice.
5:14 Nice. Did you swap these out? Yeah. Good job.
[video] 5:16 These are pretty freaking delicious. Wow.
5:20 Yeah, let's just eat for taste with no nutrients.
[video] 5:23 Yeah, super cool.
5:27 Soy? What is soy? Never heard. I'll just buy it in. It tastes good.
[video] 5:32 Yeah, yeah, yeah, getting more fiber.
[video] 5:56 Wow.
5:56 You look bad, man. You look unhealthy.
[video] 5:59 I think it's indistinguishable. I think you could give this to someone that eats meat and they just wouldn't be able to tell the difference. And, yeah, I'll see you next week for another episode of Food for Living.
6:07 They'll never in a million years put that in my mouth. Everybody who does it is a fucking idiot. That's it.
6:19 Shit.