Fuck Phoenix & The People Who Live There

Watch on YouTube · 2019-01-12 · 2 min

0:00 Good morning! I gotta make a video about this, it's so fucking ridiculous. What the fuck is wrong with people in Phoenix, Arizona, or Arizona in general? Is it because you live in the desert that you're so fucking far removed from humanity and nature? I've never seen this before. Some of you wanted me to do a subscriber meetup in Phoenix. Okay, generally it was a good idea, why not? But I made a video that me and Luna had no place to sleep in Phoenix. and until the end it was quite uncertain but thanks to some subscribers who actually recently subscribed to me we did end up staying in some places and even though it was chaotic in the end it was fine so this video is obviously not dedicated to you and all the other cool people I ended up meeting in Phoenix it's to the ones who said for one thing why don't you get a Airbnb or a hotel

0:58 If I had the fucking money for that, then obviously I would do that, even though it is nice to meet the subscribers and connect to them by staying at their place, but when I would need it, then I would do it. I don't get any money from YouTube, if you didn't know that already, I've said it a million times. My channel is not monetized because they don't let me do it. So how the fuck should I pay hundreds of dollars to stay at some place? Because I had to wait there for the ex-vegan from Colorado to come for five, six days. That doesn't work. What the fuck do you not understand? Fuck. But that's not even the worst thing. Then there were people who said, do a subscriber meetup still. Are you gonna do a meetup? More people said that. Why the fuck would I do a meetup and look into your egotistical fucking scum eyes and actually meet you? You let us down. I would never do that.

1:57 I would never want to meet you. Ever. Fuck Phoenix. And everybody who fucking lives there.

2:06 Fucking people there. Fuck. And there's no excuse for this. I've stayed in a place that was pretty much as big as these two squares there. That's it. Literally, I'm not joking. In San Francisco, that's kind of how the apartments there are. That's what people said. You walk in, you turn around, and there's a bed. That's it. And still, three of us slept there. Why? Because she wanted us to sleep there. I'm not gonna name who it is. Maybe she doesn't want to. But the point is that there's always space. There's absolutely no excuse. And I've stayed with people, with their parents, their kids, there's always a possibility so obviously the people in phoenix are totally fucked up you're fucking scum of course i'm never gonna do a fucking meetup with you fuck fuck this fucking shit thanks for watching