Guy Eats Broccoli for a Week 🥦 Ends Up Proving How Deadly It Is

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[video] 0:00 hi guys i'm going to review a video called i only ate broccoli for a week for the next week i am only going to be eating broccoli here are the rules one i can only eat broccoli two i can only drink water three i have to do a fitness test every day to see how only eating broccoli affects my body just so i don't eat anything out of the regular fridge perfect you're going to poison yourself for a whole week what do you think is going to happen garrett catch All right guys, it's time to weigh in. Right now I weigh 156 pounds. The next time I'm gonna weigh in is at the end of this challenge to see how much weight I've lost or gained between now and then.

0:41 You can possibly gain weight, seeing as what you're gonna be doing is considered starvation.

[video] 0:51 This is my first meal of broccoli. So how's it taste? It tastes just like broccoli.

0:57 which means that it tastes horrible. And the reason for that is of course that broccoli is a flower and it's full of toxins. Humans are not supposed to eat flowers, in case you didn't know. Such a big bite. That was a big bite.

[video] 1:12 One bowl down, one week of broccoli still left to go.

1:18 The other reason it's impossible to gain weight, obviously, while eating broccoli is because it has a toxin called sulforaphane, which is a literal poison, and that is going to kill your cells. Of course, you can gain weight if you lose cells.

[video] 1:33 All right, guys, it's day one. Time for the first fitness test, which starts off with a one-mile run, starting now.

1:45 Humans only run in nature when they are running away from an animal or they are hunting an animal. That's about it, for the most part. It is always stressful for the body. Doing it just like this is dumb.

[video] 1:58 Alright guys, so for my first mile, I ran it in 10 minutes and 20 seconds. Now it's time to go do the rest of the fitness test. It's time to do sit-ups. Let's get into it.

2:10 The way he's doing it with the hands behind the back is really bad for the neck. You should never do that.

[video] 2:15 Now it's time to do 10 pushups.

[video] 2:18 And that's it for the physical fitness test for today. Oh, I'm tired. So for lunch, I decided to get crazy with it and I put broccoli on a plate.

2:40 The thing about not eating starving or fasting that alone is already very hard on the body, but when you're consuming poisons Because of the broccoli all day long also then obviously gets way worse. You must feel way worse

3:10 I Haven't dated in many many years, but I do remember the taste It's really horrible. You can just taste the pure toxins and mentally prepare myself for the next day

[video] 3:23 Hey guys, it's the start of day two. I've done this intro like 10 times now already. I had a few, or I had a decent night's sleep. All right, I'm feeling okay. All right, so it's the start of day two. The broccoli's just getting to me, so let's just get into today. To prepare for today's fitness test, I decided for breakfast to make myself a broccoli smoothie. Wow. Hopefully this will give me some energy. Oh, you made that smoothie? Oh, look how green it looks. That's a broccoli smoothie for you right there. Oh man. Boy, that tastes like broccoli.

3:47 Oh my God.

[video] 3:48 All right guys, so I just finished my broccoli smoothie.

3:50 That is one of the most disgusting things I could think of to consume.

[video] 3:54 I'm pumped right now. Let's get into this fitness test.

[video] 4:01 That was hard. Surprise, surprise, the smoothie didn't work. I'm still hungry. Thank goodness it's lunchtime. I'm gonna go make some food. All right, guys, I've been trying to figure out what I'm gonna eat for lunch. Unfortunately, there's only so much you can make out of broccoli. So I'm gonna watch some cooking shows. Hopefully that'll boost my creativity.

[video] 4:24 it's the same as vegans trying to make something else out of their food i got it i know i'm gonna make welcome back to mr bro's cooking show on today's episode we're gonna be making broccoli fries try one that's actually not bad really right that's what i'm saying it's actually not that bad okay we got a steak yeah we got it okay cool is it actually that good no thing tastes like crap gosh i can't believe you guys made me do that All right, guys, so lunch didn't go so well. I don't feel like cooking again. So for dinner, I'm going to Uber Eats. And of course, it's going to be broccoli. All right, so Uber Eats is here. There we go. Okay, so this is what my dinner looks like. Look at that. Wow, compare that to what you made for lunch. I know. What would you rate your lunch? Like a one. That thing was awful. This is the best broccoli I've had since I started this challenge. Why am I making my own food? Why don't I just order it?

[video] 5:17 It's A3, I'm physically and mentally exhausted. I really just can't do an intro right now for you guys. So for breakfast, I'm just a simple man. I'm gonna have myself a bowl of cereal.

5:26 The thing is that broccoli also has goitrogens, which make you even more tired. It's just one of the worst things you can do. Oh man.

[video] 5:43 I'm putting it in the box or what, but it's frosted broccoli. That's what I need for breakfast. Okay guys, so I just finished my breakfast. Now it's time for me to go do my run. My heart is already beating out of my chest.

5:55 Yeah, he can hardly run anymore, it looks like.

[video] 5:58 And we just started this. This is only day three and I'm struggling like crazy.

6:04 This alone, it should be needless to say, but it proves that you obviously can survive by eating broccoli because we're not supposed to eat it in the first place. Any food that is actually healthy for us, you can survive off of, but of course you can't survive by eating flowers, which is why if you would do this long-term, you would lose more and more weight, which simply means that you're feeding off of your own cells, body fat and so on, cholesterol, and then you would die.

6:34 To give you guys a quick update, it's only day... It is, of course, worse than eating nothing because you're consuming so much poison along with nothing.

[video] 6:45 Three, and I've already started going crazy.

6:47 It's poisonous starvation.

[video] 6:48 I've already lost three pounds since I started this challenge. Now, every time I use the bathroom, it hurts.

6:57 It hurts.

[video] 6:58 Every time I use the bathroom, it just hurts. It hurts like right here. This side right here, mate, this is not fun.

7:03 And people are still gonna say the dose makes the poison, right? Broccoli is okay, maybe even healthy if you eat a little bit of it. If you eat a little bit of poison and toxin, it makes no sense at all. But if you eat a lot of it or only broccoli, then it's all of a sudden not healthy. It makes zero sense. But that's actually some people's logic.

[video] 7:27 Oh my god. Wow. When food makes you tired. This guy also doesn't look really right. Wow.

[video] 7:57 I wonder if they still believe that broccoli is healthy after all of this.

[video] 8:19 It's day four. I weighed myself again this morning. I've lost four and a half pounds since starting this challenge, but I'm gonna get through today. I'm gonna finish this challenge for you guys. I'm gonna tough it out. I believe I can do this. So I don't really know how this broccoli's been treating CJ. So he told me to go out and get like some paper towels and some more toilet paper. I also got him an adult diaper. CJ, I got you the toilet paper. I got you a diaper.

[video] 8:41 You said it was starting to get in your stomach.

8:51 It's really starting to look like a vegetable. I just finished breakfast.

[video] 9:00 Time to go see if I can do that one mile run. I really hope I can do it today. Alright guys, it's day four. Time to give it all I got.

[video] 9:10 Come on, CJ, you got this. I just want to go to sleep. I made you something. Was it just broccoli? Look, you're smiling. Yay. I really just don't even feel like eating. So I've basically been eating nothing for the past few days, so my appetite is non-existent. Like, this is maybe on this plate right here, 60 calories if I'm lucky. It's terrible. Come on, CJ, only a couple more days left. We got this. This is feeling awful. You're literally dying. I am dying. We went out to the store, and we got something that hopefully should do well. We got you some board games. All right, all right. Happy birthday, princess. Wait, what? I gave him the wrong card. Oh, wait, that's the wrong card. Is that actually the wrong card? Yeah. Hang in there. You got this. You are halfway through. Thanks, guys. CJ doesn't have the energy to make food. I'm going to call a restaurant and request teriyaki broccoli. This is a hibachi broccoli. Thank you. Where'd you get this from? Sushi place. I don't eat sushi. I don't eat burgers. I don't eat pizza. It's too bad. You gotta eat broccoli. Wow, CJ, you really don't look too good. Yeah, he's literally dying. He literally was telling me how- He is. That's only something somebody who's dying would say.

10:10 Oh my god, man. They're kind of making fun of it, but they don't get that it's reality.

[video] 10:16 Frank, I don't know what to do, Frank. I'm getting kind of scared right now, honestly. Dude, I think I might be having a heart attack. I gotta end the challenge. Wait, is it because of the broccoli? I'm on my way. I'm coming, okay? Okay. CJ?

[video] 10:35 I literally feel like I'm dying. Can you put this on real quick? Frank, this isn't the time. I'm freaking dying. I need some food. Is this it? Is this the end? Yes. I failed the challenge. I don't know. I'm just hurting, Frank. All right, let's get you some food. Can you please turn off the camera? All right. And as punishment for failing the challenge, my friends dressed me up like broccoli.

11:05 Yeah, do people still actually believe that broccoli is healthy after watching this? There's probably some people who are stupid enough not to get it. Broccoli basically has no micronutrients, fiber which is indigestible, with anti-nutrients and toxins. It's man-made. It doesn't even exist in nature. It's one of the worst things you could possibly eat. Thanks for watching.