Gyms Are Great for Deathmaxxing Gains 💪 @AwakenWithJP

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0:00 What's up guys I'm going to review a video called how to work out like a real man by Awaken with JP

[video] 0:22 What's the most effective workout for real men? Now I'll get to that in a second, but first, you might think you're a real man, but if you're not insecure enough to be constantly working out to build muscle and get leaner, then biologically speaking, you're not a real man.

0:39 Yes, this is of course true. 99% of the men who go to the gym are very insecure and weak. You can very clearly see that. It's all about coping and compensating, and that's because they really care what other men think about them. And when you care what people think about you in general, you're already a very weak loser slave. And of course they don't do it for women, because women don't find those kind of bodies attractive, seeing as they are unnatural.

[video] 1:04 Now, the brotherhood of manhood has always known that building muscle to create the external appearance of strength in order to mask your inner weaknesses is the only way to become a stronger man.

1:18 Yeah, he's talking about compensating again. This is all very true and everybody who goes to the gym knows this deep down and they see it all around them. And this guy, of course, as you can see, also works out. And I don't know what the purpose of this video really is. I've only seen one of his videos in the past, the vegan one, which is probably his most popular video. I assume that a lot of people who go to the gym realize this stuff, but still keep doing it.

[video] 1:40 So unless you want your scrotum to become nothing other than a leather purse to hold your ovaries, you better be working out. So to help you do it, today's lesson is on how to work out like a real man, starting with man workout principles. Now, The last thing you want to do is start working out without a solid grasp of scientific principles of exercise. So, the four most important workout principles are... If it hurts, it's good for you. If it doesn't...

2:05 If it hurts, it's good for you. I guess that he's making fun of that, as he should be, because a lot of people who go to the gym believe this. And obviously everything that hurts you in any way at all only makes you weaker and, in this case, shortens your lifespan, for example. And if it doesn't hurt you, then it's bad for you. Yeah, he's just trying to make fun of it because it's so ridiculous. Yeah, there's a lot of injuries in this absolutely retarded community. Quite often, even though they get injured, they still continue working out because they don't listen to their own senses. Everything that they do goes against what their body wants to do and that's because they hate themselves. That's where the coping and compensating Comes from and the natural healthy happy human being doesn't do any of this. They don't try to hurt themselves They try to avoid pain as much as possible Calluses matter.

[video] 3:02 I don't even know what this is for Now, nothing will make you look like more of a beta male who's probably definitely a female than having small legs. But in the fitness world, for the longest time, a lot of men didn't train legs because it wasn't discovered until the 1990s that men do in fact have legs and therefore should train them. So for big strong legs...

3:22 Jokes aside, working out your legs is a very new thing, because never in the history of humanity did we ever need to do anything close to what we do in the gym, such as leg press. Of course, we don't need to have very strong and muscular legs. If anything, it would be better if they would be lighter, because if we would use legs for anything, it would be to walk, to move, and sometimes run.

[video] 3:47 Squats are your go-to, because no other exercise puts your back more at risk.

3:53 Can you frame this so they can't... That is incredibly true and back when I used to go to the gym, okay, I had a really bad sputter, but the weight ended up shifting to one side of my body and I cracked my... some kind of bone around my hips and it took me a year to get rid of the pain.

[video] 4:13 So you don't have any weight on the bar? Yep.

[video] 4:17 Now, when doing squats, some men choose to use a rolled-up towel on the bar for comfort, but this is nothing other than a tampon for your upper back, and real men don't use tampons. Now, pull-ups are an excellent exercise to build a real man's physique, because you saw Rocky Balboa doing them in Rocky IV. Strict form is essential, but if there's no one around to watch you, erratic form that makes you look like an epileptic BDSM practitioner is recommended, because you'll be able to do more reps. kettlebells are a staple of exercise equipment for real men because gravity affects them making them basically no different than any other weight proper kettlebell technique involves a lot of explosiveness and momentum which means you're not going to build very much muscle with them therefore

5:03 Everything that he has done so far would literally never be done in nature except for maybe the pull-ups in the sense that you would be climbing someplace and you would technically need to use some weight to pull yourself up or to pull your body upwards, but that's about it. But again, that would be rare. People nowadays go to the gym a few times a week usually. All that you're asking for is a quick death. You're literally achieving nothing.

[video] 5:27 Recommended not all kettlebells are created equally if your kettlebells have rubber handles or smooth comfortable grips You are in fact a woman and you shouldn't be working on it all because it's time for you to get in the kitchen Yeah, this is also the mentality about

5:44 making everything as tough as possible and torturing yourself. Again, this is self-hate. Like I said, a natural, healthy, happy human being tries to avoid any kind of stress and makes his life as comfortable as possible because he's happy and he wants to live and he wants to see his children, grandchildren grow up and so on. That's what an actual man is focused on. That's what real masculinity is about. Going to the gym is really as anti-masculine as anything can get. It's absolutely all about hating yourself and destroying your life.

[video] 6:15 And start making dinner. Real men only use kettlebells that offer an uncomfortable grip that progressively tears through the skin of your hands. But even better than good kettlebells are kettlebells that have primal looking faces on them. These will be much less practical to use, yet offer a better user experience involving contusions and bruising on your forearms. And thus making you appear to be more of a real man.

6:39 These faces kind of remind me of how people like to pose at the gym. They will wear all kinds of clothes, do this and that, but then, of course, if you would check what music they listen to, for example, you would just check. They listen to a lot of pop music, pop rock at most, and sometimes some kind of electro techno music, and they will act all tough, but You will pretty much never hear anybody listen to metal, for example, at the gym. Actual real metal. They will listen to all kinds of fake stuff. And that's because these people are incredibly weak. They cannot confront their own emotions. They are completely closed off. And they would actually be offended if they would hear any music with actual natural male expressions.

[video] 7:20 and then you are, which makes you more of a real man. Pro tip! Using chalk is a must, because it's a white powder that gets all over everything. It's a man's way of marking his territory in the gym. The correct use of chalk will have you chalking up your heaviest set of kettlebells that you never use, so when your friends come over, they'll think you're actually strong enough to use them. But the joke's on them, because f*** your friends, you're a real man. Question! If a tree falls in the woods, and no one's there to hear it, does...

7:49 I've also always seen people do this exercise. It's just so ridiculous. What the hell are you doing, man? A lot of people laugh at you.

[video] 7:56 To make a sound, answer. Don't go into the woods because apparently trees are falling down. Likewise, if you're working out at home and no one's around to see you, you're missing out on an opportunity to assert your manhood into the visual field of other people, which makes you less of a man in their eyes. But the remedy for that is for you to spend no less than one third of your workout time setting up your phone on your sissy selfie stick to take videos of yourself working out. And when you post them on your social media, write an inspirational message or some other kind of BS

8:27 It's literally so incredibly true though. That's exactly what the gym is about, nowadays especially.

[video] 8:34 So they won't know that you're just wanting them to see a video of you working out. And now that you're done working out, you need to start recovering from all the hard work that you did your best to appear to do. And that means...

8:45 Protein shakes are horrible and ruin your digestion There's so many so-called bodybuilders out there nowadays who can't digest anything anymore in their 40s because they use protein shakes before and of course the best food that you could possibly eat if you do want to build muscle for whatever reason is raw meat and you should be drinking blood and wild animal liver is very close to steroids that people inject

[video] 9:11 tastes like chocolate are all you need. You can also choose vanilla-flavored protein powders. The only problem with those is they reveal the fact that you have a uterus. So for men, chocolate's your best option. At this point, you should be well-versed in how to physically abuse your body in order to frighten it into a muscle growth response and thus enhancing your real man...

9:33 I really like what he's saying. I don't even understand if people really understand that he's serious, because it literally is the abuse of your body. That's all that working out is about. Especially when you look at women nowadays working out. Usually they lose their period, they become infertile, and then they make videos on Instagram crying about how they lost their period, they don't understand why, and then the next video is them running or working out for an hour. Of course, a woman is in no way supposed to do any physical work, naturally. It's so unnatural, it's beyond crazy that women actually get pulled into this nowadays. And yes, men would do some physical work, but nothing in any way that even compares to anything that you do in the gym. Saying that you do anything close to nature at the gym is so incredibly delusional. You are already weak just for that reason alone because you're so so incredibly dumb and that is weakness. You really lack intellect.

[video] 10:30 and status for all those who are homoerotic enough to care about how you look. Enjoy being a fitter, more injured individual.

10:37 This is a pretty good video and there's a lot of truth to it. People who go to the gym are insecure and they do abuse themselves because they hate something about themselves, which is why they feel like they don't deserve to be happy and that's why there's a lot of coping and compensating in the air, so to speak, always when you go to a gym. As proven in studies, men who go to the gym have a lot lower testosterone, which is why their intimacy drive, let's just say, I hope you understand what I mean, is a lot lower. That's very clear. You can deny this, but you're delusional if you do. And they, of course, generally have way less energy. They're sluggish. They sleep a lot longer than men who are healthy and happy. There's a lot of stuff. Unfortunately, all that they will achieve at the end of the day is an earlier death. But that's what happens to weak people. I made a video about this topic on Telegram called gyms are deaf factories where I get deeper into this topic. I recommend checking it out.

11:30 I made a video about Wim Hof not long ago where I mentioned working out a little bit and a lot of people got offended and said that there are benefits to working out and even health benefits to exercise and I asked them what those benefits are and I'm still waiting. Thanks for watching.