Happy Healthy Vegan: Speciesist Couple Promotes Human Cruelty Through Malnutrition

Watch on YouTube · 2019-04-24 · 8 min

0:00 Hey! There's a new video by Happy Healthy Vegan! Vegan!

[video] 0:08 Vegan! Best intro ever.

0:09 You look super unhealthy.

[video] 0:12 Just terrible. Not even really human at this point.

[video] 0:30 Looks like you got plenty. I got a stash, huh? I like to have a quick banana before I go to the gym. Slow-mo. I can't wait to have my smoothie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do this. Plant-based protein.

0:58 Oxalates. Toxins. Diarrhea all day long. Mmm.

1:13 A classic smoothie. Fucking hell. She looks 70 plus at least.

[video] 1:18 Okay, so I've been doing a lot of computer stuff the last couple days. Perfect! Um, if you guys come to visit, you can actually... You can see all the pictures of some selfies that we did to come on our new album. Me in front, him in front. We just got it like a tripod up. Chinatown. This was the last time there was a super bloom, like three years ago. Anyways, the other thing I've been doing is updating Bandcamp. They're probably aware that Love Spirals has a Bandcamp. They make music, I have no idea. Our brand new album, both in CD or in digital. But what you may not know is I also have a Bandcamp for the band before I joined. So it is lovespiralsdownwards.bandcamp.com. And so this was music he made before I started singing for him. And we recently got...

2:07 No way.

[video] 2:08 What the fuck? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the fuck is this? That can't be them. Wait, wait, wait. Love Spiral Downward?

2:39 California band... What the fucks... Holy fucking shit, Enoch. What? I don't know what to say. What the fuck? That's them?

3:03 I actually like your music. I at least like one song, um... What the fuck was the title of it? What the fucking shit, man? Hey, Luna!

3:17 I just found out that the guy from Happy Healthy Vegan is in that band, I guess he made it or whatever, Love Spirals Downwards, which I've actually used in one of my mixes. Hey, man.

3:40 Do you know the band Laos Spirals Downwards? Yeah. I was just watching a video of Happy Healthy Vegan. That's them.

3:53 What? Dude, it's fucking crazy. They were going through the...

4:00 wait so yeah so yeah so what was the yeah that's what i wasn't gonna ask so what was the song name it's that bad i don't cry i don't i love that song dude me too it's that band i think it is o-i-s-i-n oh oh yeah okay oh yeah holy fucking shit what the hell oh man that's crazy That sounds fucking amazing. I know, man. Wow.

4:36 Oh, wow. So who is it? Happy Healthy Vegan?

[video] 4:39 Have you listened to more songs of them?

4:42 Yeah, no, I listened to the whole discography. Dang. No, but only one song you used. Yeah, they only have one good song, but it's a really good song, yeah. Yeah. Pretty shocked, but I'll just continue. I'll just try to somehow still see them as happy, healthy vegan, although at this point it will be hard. This forever changed everything.

5:07 The problem is that you're promoting a diet that's killing everybody. There's children, babies getting sick. What a shame.

5:21 She's degenerating. What a waste of a talent. Surprise. Caffeine is a toxin.

[video] 5:26 All you do is produce adrenaline because it slowly kills you.

[video] 5:46 It's good that you don't use it right now. Look at this absolutely gorgeous lettuce that I found at Farmer's Market. I am so excited to dig into that. So I'm going to be basically making, look, the salad that's right on the cover of my Keep It Car Baby cookbook, which I call the Angie's Classic Salad. You've got me spinning circles, spinning round and round. I know Ryan's pretty hungry after the gym, so a little bit

6:17 All I see is gas and bloating. That's all you get out of it.

[video] 6:25 No nutrients or anything. Yeah, it really does. I gave you a ton of beans. I gave you a couple of tomatoes. I have dates in mind. Cool. Well, I'll come out and join you. Okay. Well, I haven't had one of your salads in a long time. Super good. My love, thank you. You're welcome, man.

6:44 Man, you're so brainwashed. This is not human food.

[video] 6:47 Come on, stop acting. This is typical speciesism. This is what you accuse meat eaters of.

7:03 There's so many rodents killed by making your plants.

[video] 7:07 Just hypocrites.

[video] 7:25 God, that soy voice. How do you know how to do that? Very similar to vegan gains.

7:30 Is the cat vegan?

7:47 As in, is it being forced? What do you mean, obviously?

[video] 7:52 Hey, guess what I got? I wouldn't be surprised. That is my New Mexico-inspired green chili chowder. Yeah, we've had this a few times. It's always delicious. Is this in cubic carb, baby? No, actually, this will be in the next cookbook, which, God, I hope I can finish that this year. No, I'm going to make sure. We've got some good stuff in there. Aw, thanks, Ben.

8:15 So fake and rehearsed.

[video] 8:19 Looks like puke.

8:23 Doesn't look appetizing in any way to anybody. Alright, big surprise as you saw, but they're still vegans. They didn't get over 50 nutrients in this what I eat and drink in a day video. Every day they're missing over 15 nutrients. Doesn't matter what music you make. It's not something you should be promoting.

8:54 Thank you for watching.