Hench Herbivore: Full Day of Shoveling Dead Fibre Into My Swollen Gut

Watch on YouTube · 2021-01-05 · 16 min

0:00 Hey guys! As requested, I'm going to review Hench Herbivore's Full Day of Eating. Ah, who's this fella?

[video] 0:07 Oh, this is the cowboy. He's the best one of us three. He doesn't know how great he is.

0:14 He has a cat? A carnivorous animal? Does he also feed him a vegan diet? Another vegan animal abuser? Maybe.

[video] 0:22 They didn't say no. Yeah, he wants to go. Well, you'll have to wash your hands before you make it, but what have you got for me, love? We're having a gingerbread muffin for breakfast. Woo!

[video] 0:37 That was... make them, I suppose. We have 35 grams of date sugar, about a quarter of a teaspoon of cinnamon, and sort of a dash of...

0:45 He really has to learn how to use his lens or whatever he's filming with.

[video] 0:49 And then for the muffins themselves... Completely blurry and sharp. ...unsweetened applesauce. Okay, everything that I saw so far

1:19 is not found in nature in any way at all. Sure, you could say maybe some cultivated forms of it, but you see just a bunch of powders and slime, basically. It's just super funny that this is how vegans make their meals. And they call it food.

[video] 1:38 A quarter teaspoon of salt is optional. And a pinch or like an eighth of a teaspoon. Step one is to pre-heat the oven. So I'm probably gonna put in more than this, but I'm gonna start with that much. You don't wanna overfill them because they are gonna rise during the cooking process.

2:11 He doesn't get it, but this is what mentally ill people eat. Literally, you're cooking some absolute man-made sludge and then you feel like that's food. Just to think that it even is food is already a mental illness.

2:37 You're making your own heart attack, essentially.

[video] 2:39 There's not enough protein in there. There's pretty much no protein in there at all, in the sense that you can't get any out of it. And I'm sure you understand it yourself. And of course, soy yogurt is also nothing.

3:04 And it's just an absolute joke that this guy still talks about, oh, protein, and he does coaching, from what I understand, consultations about bodybuilding, and blah, blah, blah, even though it's been proven, he admitted himself, he's on drugs, he has been for ages, it has nothing to do with any planned protein that he eats. It's marketing, if anything, which is what you see right now.

[video] 3:29 Perform, best performing protein on the market, I promise you. This is the gingerbread spice one, so it'll go well with my gingerbread muffins. Scoop it up, boom.

[video] 3:41 These I already know are delicious. They're from our cookbook, as we said. Mm.

3:47 Okay, so that's essentially baked cancer, as in it's full of carcinogens, anti-nutrients, There's basically no absorbable nutrients. The only reason he eats it is because he has endless cravings for junk food, which is exactly what it is. There's just literally no point, definitely health-wise, to eat that kind of stuff.

[video] 4:12 Reminds me of that Jamaican ginger cake from years ago. Really moist and delicious. I'm gonna have to have another plate, sorry. They're so great. It's just seed sludge. I've not tried this yet. Oh, also, I've just realized I need to have some ground flax or I'll be low on omega-3s today with what else I'm eating later on.

4:35 Oh my god, nobody believes that even the vegans understand that you can't digest seeds, let alone get omega-3s from them, because they don't have any and you can't convert it. You would have to convert to actual omega-3s, which is animal fat. If you want animal fat, which is what you're basically saying, if you want to get omega-3s from them, then you would have to eat it. There's absolutely no proof that humans could convert it and get actual omega-3s from them.

[video] 5:02 This will probably ruin... Actually, I can probably do it. Would I have done that a bit differently had I thought about it? Probably. Is that still Instagramable? Right, so, let's try this bad boy out.

[video] 5:17 Yum. It's delicious. I really recommend trying it out. I like the protein powder in the yogurt. It's really great, actually. Give that a go.

5:25 Of course he also admits that he is craving yogurt as in dairy by eating so yogurt otherwise he would just be eating a whole foods plant-based diet basically which I haven't seen so far whatsoever, nothing yet.

[video] 5:38 If you want to. Just to let you know, guys, we do our livestreams. We're gonna do our livestream as normal, 6pm GMT on Christmas Day. So if you're gonna be all lonely, come and hang out with us. There's a real bunch of really wonderful people, isn't there, Gem? Yeah. They're all really nice people and they make you feel very, very welcome.

5:57 When I look into his eyes, it's actually pretty sad. When you understand what he's going through, he just doesn't understand. He's just an old guy who got deceived He's basically dying in front of the camera and he doesn't get why.

[video] 6:13 So please come and hang out with us. Excuse me, I'm gonna get this down my neck. I reckon this will be good actually.

[video] 6:22 Mmm.

6:32 Lovely British weather, innit?

[video] 6:34 Come back and look in the little shop of vegans, see what kind of Christmassy things they have.

6:43 Oh wow, they actually really used it. I didn't know that he's that stupid. Hmm. Really, somehow surprised. Weird. Hmm. You don't understand that you're simply destroying your skin with that. It's so incredibly... Wow. Wow. Good, good. Breathe in your own CO2. It's scary times.

[video] 7:17 Yes, at least put it under your nose. Whatever.

[video] 7:27 God. British women.

[video] 7:57 It started to rain, but I had to double back to get something. We missed the rain, didn't we? Yeah, that was good. Doing a little pop-up cafe there, so we're going to enjoy some healthy food, don't we?

[video] 8:07 So Dave of Litchfieldshire, as I live and breathe. Have you got a second to talk us through your delight? I soon. So we have a hot Brussels sprout muffin. We have orange and walnut quinoa. We have parsnip slaw and broccoli. And that's all drizzled with tahini dressing. Oh, nice.

8:24 Of course it's all drizzled with the dressing, because they are trying to cover up the taste of the broccoli and all of the garbage, because nobody wants that. And it's of course trying to imitate fat cream. Animal fat, essentially. That's what it would be, naturally.

8:44 That's all that any vegan meal is anyway.

[video] 8:47 Nobody does. It's the same family as broccoli. None of this stuff is enjoyable, obviously.

[video] 9:13 No, that's really good though.

9:14 It's a man-made blend. You're not supposed to eat it. Of course you don't like it.

[video] 9:19 It's not so strong and bitter. That's actually really lovely. It's lovely. And then pour that water away and that actually takes away some of the bitterness. With thyme and rosemary, a little bit of black salt just to give a slight eggy flavour to it. A bit like a frittata muffin. Yeah, that's really good.

9:43 Ho ho ho! Watch out, here he comes! Whoa! Absolute narcissist!

10:07 Whoa! Impressive!

10:14 Oh, the gut. Just the gut is like this.

10:23 It's just disgusting and cringey, that's it.

10:35 I can't even look.

[video] 10:39 I'm making Gallo Pinto, which is a Puerto Rican breakfast dish. I don't bloody care. Save me if you want. Half a red pepper, half a yellow pepper, half a red onion, some chili, as much as you like. I like quite a lot of it. Apparently, a teaspoon of cumin, garlic to taste. I've got three large cloves, 100 grams of brown rice, could tell it makes 300 grams. Could plate a can of black beans, 100 grams of spinach.

11:11 Of course, he's adding the spinach and all the greens because vegans just believe it's healthy, not that there's any proof of it and of course you can never taste it in the end anyway because it's always covered up with spices, sauces and whatnot. Cooked to death, basically.

11:32 Why would you need to add that if you like what you eat?

[video] 11:35 The fact that I'm a giant makes me look like a giant. You know when some women say, do these make my bum look big? Yes. The real answer is your bum makes your bum look big, isn't it? If we're honest. I like big butts and I cannot lie. I didn't know if you could say that.

11:54 Such cringe.

[video] 12:02 We're gonna steam fry this bad boy until the onions are translucent.

12:09 He's trying to be somebody he's not. It's incredibly fake.

[video] 12:17 Like I said, he's just gonna cook it to death.

[video] 12:29 Nothing.

12:31 Literally, when you do that to spinach or any of these leafy greens, you can't taste them. There's nothing in there anymore, which is of course what you want. You want to try to kill the toxins in them. You just eat them without tasting them, without having the natural texture anymore, just because you've been brainwashed to believe that it's healthy. That's the only reason.

[video] 12:51 I'm going to add the rice and the bones and just heat it through.

12:58 It's asking for digestive issues. All the seeds. And the vegetables too.

[video] 13:04 I'm trying to cut down the amount of salt I eat, so I'm just going to sprinkle a little bit on the top of the finished dish.

13:09 What, do you have some heart issues or what?

13:15 We know.

13:20 Cool.

[video] 13:20 Right, so my little recommendation is to get a little lime over your alley. The taste test.

[video] 13:34 I love this so much!

13:36 Sorry, I'm gonna have to shovel more. Really hard to believe, man. Can't talk. Shoveling.

[video] 13:43 Anyway, guys, I'm gonna get...

13:44 Yeah, that's because you're so hungry that you're just shoveling it in.

[video] 14:15 Never heard of any of it.

14:22 Okay, that's it? That's all he ate in a day? There's no freaking way to even maintain any weight by eating that. Pretty much no whole food plants, and all of them are man-made anyway, but even when he does eat them, he just cooks them to death. So this is a super typical garbage vegan diet of somebody who craves animal foods. He's full on drugs, he has admitted himself, as I said before. Nobody who is in any way happy would go to these lengths to achieve this unnatural body. And it's not as if it's desirable also. Women don't find it attractive. You obviously have some underlying insecurities, which is why you went down this path. It's just pathetic to look at this lost man He doesn't even understand what he's doing. He can't snap out of it. Plants don't have over 50 nutrients.

15:21 There's no way that you're ever gonna get in shape if you eat this kind of stuff. You're actually more likely gonna lose weight and you're gonna get closer to heart disease, diabetes and so on. I've made many videos about this. This is exactly why he doesn't eat whole plant foods. He eats all of this garbage junk food, which he used to eat, vegan versions of it, because that's the only thing that he's allowed to eat. All of the other stuff, the whole plant foods, he doesn't like. He admitted it himself. Of course, because it's not human food. He's just trying to create anything in any way, appetizing, out of all of the slime, the powders that he uses, anything that reminds him of animal foods. It's a miserable life. Thanks for watching.