High Carb Hannah: My Miserable Life With My Infertile Husband & Pets in the Desert @High Carb Hannah

Watch on YouTube · 2023-05-18 · 14 min

0:00 Hey guys, I was looking for some vegan What I Eat In A Day videos to review for a change. I could hardly find anything. Veganism is so dead now. I did find a video by High Carb Hannah. She still posts a lot of What I Eat In A Day videos. The last one that I reviewed was around four years ago. All that I remember is that she was building this house in Arizona and that they were trying to get pregnant.

[video] 0:23 Good morning, guys. I'm gonna show you how I make my little morning drink that I've been having every single day since I got these complement products. I am in love with this Daily Greens and I love the flavor of the gut nurture.

0:39 Gut nurture with ginger. How does that work? Ginger is an antibiotic. How is it going to nurture your gut? What the hell?

[video] 0:49 Because it's really like gingery.

0:51 And then there's spinach, florella, all the same old garbage, Jesus Christ, are they never gonna snap out of it? Actually, most of them did. That's why there's so few vegans left. Broccoli sprouts, that's absolutely toxic, literally every ingredient.

[video] 1:07 And I have 100% noticed a difference taking this specifically because it really gets your digestion going. Like I've never felt so empty. I don't even know.

1:22 Never felt so empty. Diarrhea? What is she talking about?

[video] 1:25 What else is there? But obviously I feel like eating...

1:27 She detoxes from the ginger and the toxic greens by having diarrhea and that's why she feels empty? Is that what she's saying?

[video] 1:35 Lots of veggies and fiber and stuff like that. It's easy to get kind of bloated.

1:41 Yeah, because fiber is indigestible. Of course, you get bloated naturally.

[video] 1:44 I feel like this gut-nurture stuff has been helping just my stomach stay like really flat.

1:52 Yeah or you could simply eat what humans eat in nature, raw meat, drink some blood and it would be just as empty as then you would be satiated and the food would actually be digested and on top of that you would actually feel good.

[video] 2:06 So I take a scoop of the daily greens and I add it to a jar of water. And then I take a little bit smaller of a scoop of the Gut Nurture and I do that as well.

2:17 How does that not look toxic?

[video] 2:19 And then I just kind of mix this up in a little bit of water.

2:24 When your natural senses see this, your body says, don't touch it, let alone drink it.

[video] 2:31 Add some ice. i like to do is i add in just like a pinch of salt because you guys know i love salt i love that like those electrolyte drinks but they're so expensive and then i started making my own with just these kinds of products and it's just way cheaper then i just add the juice of half of a lemon add some more water and this is kind of like my drink that i drink as i work out every morning

[video] 2:57 You don't have to add the stevia or salt, obviously. This does have a little bit of stevia in it, so it goes naturally kind of sweet.

3:10 it's kind of naturally sweet what the hell is wrong with you it has stevia in it which is not natural because the stuff tastes like absolute garbage man it's not naturally sweet at all because we're not supposed to eat it um this one is very very gingery which i love like whenever i make green juice i add so much ginger to it i'm obsessed with ginger so

[video] 3:36 yeah it's just kind of like the best of both worlds it's sweet it has greens in it i mean there is 50 of your daily iron how is it the best of both if you don't actually like the green part you like it because of the stevia and this combo tastes so good if you guys have the compliment products try this little combo you will not regret it all right i'm gonna work out cats in the mix

4:04 Did they get a cat instead of a child or what?

4:15 Yes, the way she looked like before was not right. She was overweight, but she went from that to becoming essentially infertile with too low of a body fit.

[video] 4:27 I just got super ready this morning because I'm gonna film a little tips video that should be up in like a week or two. Try to kind of make my content not just what I eat in a day videos.

4:37 Did she get something done?

[video] 4:38 Even though I feel like, so I feel like here in Arizona they're really boring because honestly I am like just sitting inside essentially working all day or like cleaning or cooking and that's really all I do. There's not a ton to do out here in the summertime.

4:54 Yes, because at your age, you should have over 10 children. In nature, that's how it would be, and that's what you would be busy with. Of course, it's an abnormal life that you're living in the desert, doing nothing all day long.

[video] 5:07 I don't like being outside a lot. The sun is so strong. The rattlesnakes are out. Like, going hiking and stuff is just kind of scary for me because I've been hiking quite a few times in the heat of the summer. I did work out this morning, and I walked Dewey, and I just cleaned a little bit and got ready, obviously. and yeah i just need to get this video done and then i'll make some breakfast do you guys like my new hair extensions i got these recently cool my cat wants to go outside too i just got done editing this video um

[video] 5:38 I got really into it and just could not stop. I'm very, very...

5:44 It's such a weird place to live when I look through the window. It's nice and sunny, but humans in history usually didn't choose to live in the desert. Yes, sure, there were some civilizations, but it just seems kind of abnormal.

[video] 5:55 Hungry now, though? and it's like 10 o'clock so i think i might just make some lunch i'm craving mashed potatoes so bad because i just made a new batch of my instant vegan gravy which if you guys have not tried it i'll leave the link down below you gotta go try it like it is the best i didn't have mushroom powder because i ran out and i'm just like not reset

6:15 It's just so funny, man, how she lives. Ventilator on, outside there's the sun, but she's hiding from the sun. She's eating her imported vegan packaged food inside. It's just such an abnormal life. It's so incredibly unnatural. It doesn't get much more unnatural than this.

[video] 6:32 I made it without it and it tastes just fine. I just used garlic powder, onion powder, a little bit of onion granules, salt. I put some rosemary flakes in it, nutritional yeast, like the standard stuff.

6:47 What is that even supposed to be? Looks like you're trying to imitate mashed potatoes with butter, which is what people always used to eat, or at least the gravy had animal fat inside, and then broccoli, goitrogens, sulforaphane, really deadly toxins.

[video] 7:06 From what I remember, they got married and she couldn't get pregnant because he was the problem, supposedly. They probably both are, realistically, if they've really been vegan for so long.

7:29 They both couldn't have children, no matter who they tried with.

[video] 7:32 I wouldn't be nervous filming in front of my husband, but I am still. Which is... I gotta get over that. It's like weird. But yeah, I'm still hungry, so I'm gonna make some of... Or I'm gonna make a spring roll, because I have some kelp noodles left to use. So I'll show you guys. Yummy. I just use these kelp noodles. I get them on Amazon. Um, but they're basically just made out of kelp and they have like six calories and they taste like the glass noodles, like the vermicelli rice noodles. Um, you just put them in a bowl, sprinkle it with a little bit of baking soda, and then just add like a little bit of apple cider vinegar and it will create like a foaming reaction. And then all you do is just let it sit. I cover it with water and then I just let it sit for like a minute or two until they're as soft as I want. And then I rinse them really, really, really well, pat them dry and use them in my spring rolls. And they make things a lot more filling. And I like that they're kelp because kelp is...

8:21 It looks like she has really bad dark eye circles all around the eye, but I'm not quite sure. You can never really tell because of the shadow and lighting, but I feel like she has covered them up. I feel like without the makeup, they would be way worse.

[video] 8:35 Really good for you. It's really high in iodine and a lot of other minerals. There's something wrong there. I know some people, like, eat that sea moss stuff. Mm-mm. that's like what this turns into if you let these sit overnight like i can't i can't i'm a texture person yeah as if the other stuff that you eat is super appetizing like no but these are basically made out of the same thing so i just chopped like three big pieces actually i'm just gonna use these two because They're pretty thick. This tofu I've been getting, I'll show you, because I don't have my tofu press, so I've been buying this.

9:12 Tofu is very dangerous for women because they have phytoestrogens, which bind to the cell receptors of estrogen, actual real estrogen, and don't let you use it anymore. So if you eat foods with phytoestrogens, such as also chia and flax seeds, then after a while, you're going to have real trouble with your hormones.

[video] 9:35 And then I just sprinkle the top with garlic powder and I bake it until it's just Starts to get whoa.

9:42 That's a lot of garlic powder. Garlic is an antibiotic Why the hell do you drink a gut nourishing drink in the morning, which was a joke anyway, but then consume actual antibiotics later on It's so stupid I always just do as much as I'm gonna use and how many rolls

[video] 10:05 Then, you just sprinkle some bacon powder. Add some...

10:13 Wait, wait. Did she say bacon powder? No way. Wait, I gotta go back. I think she did.

[video] 10:20 Then, you just sprinkle some bacon powder. Add some...

10:27 What the hell, man? Oh my god. Oh my god. This never changes. These insane animal food cravings are just like, it's in their brain so much. Is she even vegan anyway? Still, realistically, these people who just make money from veganism on YouTube. Who the hell knows, man?

[video] 10:50 You can just shove as much stuff in here as you want.

10:59 That looks really horrible for your digestion. Is she actually gonna eat all of that?

11:06 Is she actually gonna eat that now, right?

[video] 11:11 So usually I cut these in half, but since it ripped like that, I'm just gonna spoon my sauce on top and eat it like that. It's one big spring roll summer.

11:19 Wow, man. Not only is the toxic, I think that that's needless to say, but the amount of fiber that's going to destroy the gut to the point where you can hardly even recover. No wonder she talks about bloating.

[video] 11:32 I think I'm going to make like just a really random mash of, I have some kidney beans I need to use up, and then I'm gonna put, like, just make some, wow. I'm going to decide to do some tomatoes with onion, garlic, I have some kale, and then I have a can of kidney beans I have no idea what to do with, so I'm gonna throw those in there, and do kind of like a really, really lazy chili, and then put that on top, maybe with some cashew sour cream.

[video] 11:59 I'm just gonna add in some onion, garlic, some tomatoes, and then I'm going to rinse these quick. I'll put this at the end.

12:07 More antibiotics and of course more red stuff to imitate blood and meat.

[video] 12:12 Crazy over the kidney beans. All right, let me put some in your little bowl. I had some treats in a bowl for him earlier.

12:22 Animal abuse.

12:26 Okay, for the most part what she ate throughout the day obviously had no micronutrients, really at all. Because even if you would argue that some of the plants have some minerals, she absolutely cooked that stuff to death. The sweet potatoes at least have some carbohydrates. That's about it really though. A vegan diet is usually just a carbohydrate-based diet. Carbohydrates are sugar, so it's a sugar-based diet.

[video] 12:46 Add some of this cashew sour cream.

12:51 Of course, she craves animal fat just like she craves meat throughout the day, bacon, which is why she uses this cashew sour cream. For them, this probably tastes like heaven.

13:07 Jesus Christ, just admit that you want dairy and go and get a tub of sour cream.

13:17 She probably ate the potatoes and then drank the whole jar of the fake sour cream.

13:28 Thanks for creating all of these inspiring videos over the years, Hanna. It's really great for us, non-slaves, to see how delusional you are and how much you crave animal fruits throughout the whole day. You even confuse baking soda with bacon powder, which is maybe what you have, somewhere in the cupboard, but of course you wouldn't want anybody to know. At the very least you were confusing it because that's what you crave. You also showed with all of the other meals that you prepared throughout the day that you most definitely crave animal foods. That's because plants don't have over 15 micronutrients. Of course, every vegan will always crave animal fruits until the day they die. Hopefully, before dying, they will quit the diet. Hannah, most of the vegan YouTubers already quit in the last years. What are you waiting for? Start eating real bacon, sour cream, and so on.

14:28 It will be so great. Thanks for watching.