Joe Fazer: Beta Male Hates Working Out but Is Too Dumb & Brainwashed to Realize It @Joe Fazer

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0:00 Hey guys, as requested I'm going to review A Full Day of Eating by Joe Fazer.

[video] 0:05 What's up everyone, it's Joe. If we rewind the clock about three months, I posted this video. Basically I'd lost my gains. I was not in the best form, I'd lost a lot of muscle, and I felt crap. However, I was so motivated to start properly working out again.

0:19 the reason you lost your so-called gains is because that's not how humans are naturally supposed to look like that's why people who go to the gym need to go to the gym a few times a week they need to try to keep up this unnatural physique in nature you don't do any of that literally none of that which is why humans in nature don't look like that

[video] 0:43 Yes, and all that you do is pull and push man-made metal for no reason together with other slaves in this building which you call the gym.

1:00 And all that you really get out of that is a reduced lifespan.

[video] 1:04 This physique that you have is showing how stressed your body is by pulling and pushing man-made metal for no reason.

1:21 that's all that uh so-called bodybuilders physique is it's a body destroyer's physique it shows you how much your body has been destroyed blue an average day of eating and it starts bright and early it is 10 a.m i start every morning 10 a.m., depending on when he went to bed, is good. At least he doesn't wake up at 6 a.m. with an alarm. Although there was an alarm clock, but it was in the video probably, so it wasn't actually in real life. That's great. Never wake up with an alarm. And we'll see what he drinks. Nice glass of water. Water? Bloody hell, how do you not get it? Water only dehydrates you mate. It's so simple. Just chug this down mate. The reason you need to force yourself to drink that is because nobody wants to drink plain water. It's not in any way appetizing.

2:19 There's nothing in any way that we crave about it. Humans in nature, if they drink water, which is very rare, then they drink it from a natural source. If you've ever had water from an actual natural spring, then you will know that it's very full of minerals, it has a mineral-rich taste and this is why it could actually in some way hydrate you. This plain sewage water doesn't hydrate you whatsoever, it actually dehydrates you. I have a full video on this.

2:53 His haircut is super funny.

3:00 Okay, that's a pretty good breakfast as far as cooked food goes. Bacon and eggs, there's nothing really much better out there.

3:12 And now you destroyed it. Wow. It would have been so good. Just bacon and eggs. All the fat, protein. You have a bunch of salt, of course, also. That's bad. That you need. And now you add bread to it, which has glyphosate, some fiber, anti-nutrients, and sugar. That's it. One of the worst foods on Earth. You literally put the worst food on Earth below and on top of actually pretty decent food. Again, as far as cooked food goes.

[video] 3:38 The last glass of orange juice.

3:40 Orange juice, if it's raw, it's okay. Of course, the oranges that we eat today are not natural, but still, it's better than what most people drink. At least it also hydrates you somewhat. That's probably pasteurized juice, I'm just gonna assume that, which means that it's just sugar water. It's really bad for you.

[video] 3:57 Probably my favorite meal of the day. It's got tons of calories this meal, tons of protein, and it tastes insane.

4:02 977 calories no because you cook the food it probably has like six to seven hundred calories protein 57 grams you cook the food if you cook eggs or bacon you destroy depending on how much you cook it 50 to 70 percent of the protein which means that you're maybe getting 30 grams of protein at about this meal and then several hours later i pre-cook you see my game is three about four chicken breasted eggs Why chicken breasts? If you eat chicken, then eat the chicken with the skin. What are you doing? That's just so dumb.

[video] 4:33 Again, 50% of protein gone.

4:40 Pepper actually has an anti-nutrient which inhibits the digestion of protein. Again, very counterproductive if you want to get protein and build muscle. So for more calories and flavor.

[video] 4:52 Just like that, the majority of my protein for the day, all made and ready to eat. I took some rice in the microwave, paired that with some of the chicken I just made, put them together.

4:59 Rice is arsenic, you put it in a microwave, it makes you an amorphous slave. And in general, it only has fiber and sugar and anti-nutrients. Really dumb. And that's meal number two. 630 calories, no around 300-400 protein, 58 grams. No.

[video] 5:19 Meal number three, pre-workout.

5:28 He actually eats cereal. How dumb are you? Come on, everybody understands that cereal is incredibly toxic to the human body. It literally makes you infertile. It's so full of toxic chemicals that it should be illegal to sell it.

5:55 You can feel like a beast by eating Kellogg's cereal. You will feel like a slave. You will feel super sluggish afterwards. You could only feel like a beast if you would eat raw organ meats and drink blood. It's the only way on earth to feel like a beast. You absolute moron.

6:22 Of course he listens to girl music. Of course! 99% of bodybuilders listen to girly teenage music.

6:43 Look at his face expression. That guy is really enjoying what he's doing. This is a healthy and happy human being.

[video] 6:54 I agree that it was a sick session because you're sick in your head. Yes. The wraps have a lot of glyphosate, anti-nutrients and only sugar and fiber.

7:23 You're just eating absolute slave food. You're eating grains which were made into sludge and then they bake it into this form. Do you understand that, you absolute idiot? No, seriously, I'm wondering because only an absolute slave would ever even consider eating something like that.

[video] 7:46 Easy to get down, a lot of calories, a lot of protein. It's perfect after the gym.

8:08 Why is this guy so incredibly r- How can you eat so much slave food? Why put the sauce over this slave food? Why not eat it plain? Why not eat plain noodles? Why not eat plain rice, plain bread and so on? Because you know that it's slave food, you know that it tastes terrible.

[video] 8:27 The taste of it is pipeful of calories.

8:30 Wait, does heated slave food and watch somebody work out while doing that?

8:41 Wait, oh, Sam Sulek. He watches Sam Sulek. Oh my god. Oh my god. oh my god oh my god he's completely brainwashed he was eating noodles not understanding that he just ate like 30 of the protein which he actually showed on the screen while watching sam select hello how stupid are you i draw to an end it's pretty late at this point so i just get ready for bed and finish things off with a nice protein shake pink grapefruit clearway is my go-to

9:20 I do like those edits.

[video] 9:23 Protein powders are made from the leftovers which they can't do anything with They make it into a powder and then they sell it to the slaves who actually pay money for it leftover garbage which is made into a powder and sold as a protein powder Imagine that

9:51 imagine how stupid you have to be to pay money for it that's the side thank you guys total calories 3540 in reality 2000 maybe a bit more total protein 264 not even 150 probably less

10:15 All right, Joe, you're very brainwashed. You're one of the worst slaves I've seen. You watching Sam Selleck says everything about you. You're watching a drug addict who's 21 years old or 22 maybe now, who looks like he's at least 40, who has acne all over his body. Not only on his face, his face looks like a tomato, but it's everywhere. There's just pus coming out of his body. And you actually watch a guy who has pus everywhere. coming out of his body, who also eats cereal. And you also eat cereal like a slave. These people actually get influenced by Sam Selleck to eat like slaves and to actually go to the gym to lift man-made metal for no reason, just to reduce their lifespans and to stress their bodies.

11:05 That's what people actually do today. Amazing. Thanks for watching.