Kale Soup Time 🥬 Vegan Kids Get a Horror Lunch from the Depths of Hell

Watch on YouTube · 2022-04-10 · 13 min

0:00 Yo guys, I'm going to review the kale soup video from Epidemi8. It's called, What are six vegan kids eat in a day for lunch?

[video] 0:13 What's up guys, today we're going to be sharing what we eat in a day as six vegan kids. They just don't look right. Plus, we'll be sharing tips on how to get kids to eat more greens. We have everything set up here for the five recipes we're going to be sharing with you guys today. We have two cookbooks with over 70 recipes. We've already sold over 630 of our ebooks in the first two months.

0:36 That's 630 children that you could possibly injure.

[video] 0:41 So here's what we're making today. It's a super gloomy day, which is perfect for a kale soup. We're also making some kale wraps and some... What?

0:52 Is he simply admitting that kale soup is going to make you depressed, sick and toxic, which is why it's good for a gloomy day? I don't get it.

[video] 1:01 Also artists, we will be sharing some eco-friendly tips for the kitchen. And our little brothers will be showing you how we make our green juice. So without further ado, let's get into the video. Okay guys, so before we make kale apps, we need cream. I'm gonna be sharing how to make this foaming soap from home.

1:21 This is really sad. This is really bad.

[video] 1:23 Here's how we do it. Fill a foaming soap bottle with water and then add some castile soap. Now all you do is scoop on the top. And then you shake it. And when it's all done, you have foaming soap ready to go. It's that easy.

[video] 1:41 And any messes we make along the way, we clean them up with microfiber cloth. These microfiber cloths are reusable and washable, so they're better for the environment. Also, we use stainless steel straws instead of plastic straws because they're better for the earth.

1:59 You can just tell that the parents completely brainwashed the kids to do exactly what they want.

[video] 2:08 Kale soup time!

2:13 It just still makes me laugh. Who thought of something like kale soup, man? When I first saw that.

2:23 You could think that it's a parody, but it's like for real. What is that, man?

[video] 2:33 Oh my god.

[video] 2:36 Oh, and quick tip, to get that nice green color, take some of the soup from the pot and you blend it, then add it back into the pot. It's that easy.

2:51 This is so insane and disgusting. No kid on earth would ever choose to eat that.

3:00 Oh my God. I don't know what you would have to pay me to do that, really, I don't know.

3:19 They think that it's this golden green, golden as in it has a lot of worth for the vegans, juice that will make everything somehow healthy even though it's making everything literally toxic because kale is insanely poisonous and that's what you're pouring into any of the food that you're making as a vegan if you do stuff like this.

3:45 I completely understand their mentality. They believe they're doing something healthy for themselves and their family, but it's just so delusional. You would have to understand that if your kids don't like it, then you just don't feed it to them.

4:10 All right, yeah, very typical. They're adding apples to the juice, obviously, because then it tastes better because they are very sweet.

[video] 4:18 Put it at the top.

[video] 4:21 There you go. Do another one. Yeah, yeah.

[video] 4:39 Now we're gonna show you how to make a vegan cheese sauce.

4:44 None of the kids look right.

[video] 4:46 All you'll need is cashew milk, seasonings, and nutritional yeast.

4:54 Basically all of them have dark eye circles.

[video] 4:57 Let's get started. To make cashew milk, we're gonna use some cashew nut base from Joy. Then we add the nut base to the water.

5:09 Typical vegan cream fetish.

[video] 5:12 And since it's wireless, just press this button to blend.

5:21 Yeah, it's great to teach this to their kids, how to make processed food, essentially, how to not eat anything natural.

[video] 5:28 It has yummy, creamy, cashew milk.

5:32 Ooh.

5:34 Do you not understand as a parent that your kids want milk?

[video] 5:38 And this is how it turns out. Cheesy and delicious. Check out our family's raw cookbook for the full recipe. Now we're gonna make our brothers appear. This is a nightmare. And we'll show you how we put together the wrap. One, two, three.

[video] 6:02 So here's how the kale wraps are made turned out. And here's the kale salad I just... Wow. Wow. Wow.

6:13 Kale wraps. Man. Like... Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[video] 6:27 And then we let it sit for 15 minutes. While the kale sits, I'll warm up the wraps, we'll set the table, and show you the finished product. This is so freaking insane. This is so crazy, man.

6:58 Oh my god. They're insane. This is just... This goes beyond child abuse, it's just absolute brainwashing and manipulation. What the fuck? What is that?

7:26 Oh my God, green leaves with a cheese sauce because that's what the kids want. You manipulate them into eating it by putting all of this artificial cheese creamy stuff on it. I can't believe it. This reminds me of the movie Troll 2 or something where everybody's eating the green stuff.

[video] 7:50 Don't let them eat. Stop them, Joshua. You're the only one that can do it.

7:58 It just looks like a horror movie. Why is everything so green? It doesn't make any sense. I can't think of anything in nature that humans see that is green. Basically everything, almost everything is red. Except for some berries, but even on the inside they're kind of purple, reddish. This completely goes against our nature. It looks like a horror movie because to my natural human senses this is not appealing.

8:34 Like a parody. I would think that it's a joke. I can't take this serious. How can somebody make kale soup? I don't get it.

8:57 If you eat kale, you really just gotta look up yourself how toxic it is. Check kale, anti-nutrients, toxins, poisons, there's so many. There's just no point at all in eating it. That should be needless to say, but it's actually very dangerous.

[video] 9:17 My biggest tip is to stop growing your own herbs. We asked our parents if we could buy a

9:25 Yeah, sure. You ask them.

[video] 9:27 It's been cool seeing where our food has been coming from. That's my tip. Try and grow your own community, Ken. My tip is to put a little bit of grease in something you already like. I didn't. I used to like kale. My mom and dad kept putting it in.

9:45 This is exactly what I meant, obviously. I think that it doesn't need any explanation. It's just horrible.

[video] 9:51 They knew I liked. Oh no, that's my tip I guess. So here's my tip. If you're going green, go colorful too. Which means have your greens on the side of a nice colorful plate to slowly incorporate into your diet. So here's my tip.

10:07 Why slowly? Isn't it appealing to you? Why do you have to bother? Why go through all of this work?

[video] 10:16 try and add in as many greens into your meals as possible. Like if you're having a sandwich, put some extra greens in it. If you're having a tomato, put some extra greens in it. Great. If you're having a snack, make it celery.

10:27 Yeah, of course, a celery snack. Yummy.

[video] 10:30 Those are my tips.

10:35 I'm seriously concerned that these kids are gonna get really, really sick and possibly die. I'm not joking. I don't think that I'm overreacting. If this is what they eat, even sometimes... Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, yeah. That's what they're really doing, always.

11:05 Well, he's probably trying to detox right now. Really, I'm not joking.

[video] 11:13 We hope you guys had fun hanging out with us for lunch. All the recipes are in the cookbook. See you guys in the next one.

11:18 It's really weird. Do vegans even support this? Are they that delusional that they don't see what's going on? Really strange.

[video] 11:26 Something weird. What?

[video] 11:34 Ooh, how is it? Good? No.

11:38 Oh my god. All right, y'all look good.

11:58 Alright, it's hard to believe that this video is real, that it's not a joke or a parody. Real insanity. Plants don't have over 50 nutrients and this is why veganism leads to malnutrition. These kids are in real danger. I hope that the older ones get to go out and eat some other stuff at their friends, even if it's absolute junk processed food. If it has some animal products in it, then it's still a million times better than this. Really everything beats what they just ate there because it's just loaded with toxins which are gonna make the kids very sick sooner or later. The younger ones will obviously not develop whatsoever. They will find a way to find food somewhere else or the parents will have to come to the realization that they're starving their children essentially. They are starving them from a lot of micronutrients and really also macronutrients.

12:58 There's a lot of fatty acids which you would be getting from animal fats on your natural diet. It's just complete starvation by many definitions. Thanks for watching.