Larry Wheels & Andrey Smaev: 2 Junkies Meet in Russia 🇷🇺 @Larry Wheels

Watch on YouTube · 2025-11-17 · 25 min

0:00 Hi, as requested, I'm gonna be reviewing the latest video by Larry Wheels where he goes to meet Andrei Smaev. That's his wife.

[video] 0:08 Nice. She looks just as real as him.

0:10 Real lips, real face.

0:23 Nice man.

[video] 0:23 He's actually gonna go to Russia to meet him. Alright.

[video] 0:43 And then another four hours from Istanbul to Moscow. Then we wake up the following day and we have a seven-hour drive to the hometown of Andriy Smirnov. This is officially the longest trip I've ever taken in my life. But it's all gonna be worth it to meet the legend.

1:01 Firstly, nobody cares about the trip, just show the real footage. And secondly, He calls him a legend? Does he look up to him or what? Yeah, that explains a lot about him actually. Guy is 30 years old, looks like he's in his 40s. As you will see, Andrei Smaev, he's 26 and you will see how old he looks like.

[video] 1:34 now guys if you're coming into russia please do your due diligence don't be like me i read somewhere that you could take out cash from the atmc locally no problem and i took that and ran with it boy was i in for It's hard to listen to what he's saying because of the fake teeth. It's just hard to focus

2:10 Because if something is so fake and artificial in the face, you can't really look away or focus on what the human being is saying. Same with the wife, though. Actually, they really just perfectly fit together. He's just a loser. What else can you say? It just is how it is.

[video] 2:34 I've been chugging Red Bulls and... It's funny how he talks about fitness space community when referring to absolute junkies. He always does that.

3:08 He himself is on a lot of drugs. How long is this trip gonna be, actually? Two, three days? Because he has to go back to LA to inject some stuff, to take some pills. No, really, right? Because he can't take it to Russia, obviously. Yeah. Or is he gonna borrow some stuff from Andre? I don't know, maybe. Oh, wait. Is this trip maybe about finding out what drugs Andre is on? No, seriously, come on, think about it. Because Andre wouldn't write about it online. He would never, no matter who writes to him. But if he goes to him and asks, off camera obviously, he would tell him, and they would both say, oh, what are you on? Oh, I'm on this, this, this. Oh, yeah, and how much of it do you inject? What kind of pills do you take? And so on. And this is what this is about. Just two junkies meeting? I bet that this is what it's about.

4:05 Let me know what you think, but I'm sure of it.

[video] 4:11 Yeah, you both have absolute losers who watch you.

4:22 Seriously. A lot of people in Russia make fun of Andrei because of how old he looks.

4:30 They should also make fun of Larry as far as the premature aging goes, or at least warn him about it.

[video] 4:39 There they are. He's 26, Larry is 30. Yeah, nice.

4:41 Yeah, Andre looks 30 years older, Larry looks over 10 years older.

4:56 Cool. And he looks up to him. Yeah. It just says everything.

[video] 5:00 In a city, I cannot pronounce. In a gym, I also cannot pronounce.

5:03 Arzamas City.

[video] 5:05 Arzamas? City. Dream Silach. Silach? Yes. Okay, perfect. Don't think I butchered those names too bad. And today we're going to have an absolutely unbelievable arm pump. And I've got to say, Andres Maia is arguably one of the biggest humans I've ever seen. And I've met the biggest and strongest guys in the world doing...

5:25 Yes, he is big. Nobody can disagree with that. And why he wanted to be so big is anybody's guess, although he has talked about his childhood here and there. And it makes a lot of sense when you hear about it. Typically, if you want to become this big, something must have happened to you. And right now he is pretty severely disabled. That's just the reality. That's the definition of the word. He can hardly walk. He probably needs a wheelchair to even get to the gym, I would assume. At least here and there he probably uses a wheelchair. He's in a horrible condition. Basically he has

6:15 the opposite body of a natural human being basically you could say that would be impossible to survive in nature would be impossible to win a fight nothing basically basically with this kind of a body you can do nothing except for standing on the same spot or laying down on a bench and pushing or pulling metal that's it nothing else really Think about it, when you can't do anything else with your body, what else can you call that? You can't call it anything else. What I do for the past 12 years.

[video] 6:54 You're very impressive, even bigger in person, and pumped.

6:57 And he's impressed by the drugs, essentially, by two more, like, muscles, if you can call it that. Obviously, it's not actual muscles.

[video] 7:08 I hear nearly 26 inch arms.

7:11 And he's 26 years old also. That he doesn't mention. He just ignores that completely. Oh, wait. Maybe he doesn't want to scare off the audience. That could be the case.

[video] 7:23 And he doesn't even mention how old he is. That's unbelievable. Who cares how thick his arms are? So for those that don't know, Andrey has an

[video] 7:47 unbelievable talent for many things, and one of those things being calisthenics. And one of my favorite videos you've done is the one-arm pull-up for reps. And how much did you weigh when you did that? By lean he means less fat, but generally he's the opposite of lean. That's what I meant. He's the opposite of a natural human being.

8:28 physique-wise.

[video] 8:29 It's interesting how these people always use the word insane when actually referring to something which is insane.

8:49 but they don't realize what they are really saying. It's always like that.

[video] 8:54 And as versatile as you, because you've done world-class level calisthenics, you have arguably the biggest hand I've ever seen, and also very thick wrist, making you likely a world-class arm wrestler if you wanted to do it. And you also have the legs to match this insane upper body, making you what could be a world-class bodybuilder as well. Which path interests you the most? It's all these types of training become possible because I live in different places and different styles in my life. When I study, I can't have money to pay for food, for example. So, of course, a lot I train on the streets. Later, when I go to a job and live in a village, so I must go to city, as you know, it's closed. It's have sold dogs, you must go in, they check your car, they check your bags, and some like that, yes. So, it's spending a lot of time. Go in, go out. And later, after work, I can't go to gym, so, of course, in the evening, I go to streets where I live and train, sometimes home. So, all these styles becomes

9:45 Larry seems really bored as if he doesn't care at all he just wants him to stop talking if they would at least be doing something interesting then you could understand the music but they are just pulling themselves up on a metal bar and pulling metal up and down. That's it. It's just nothing. It's just a joke. But they really delusionally believe that they are some cool guys doing cool stuff. That's how delusional you have to be. You have to be disconnected from this reality.

10:48 Bye.

10:58 As always, can't make any full range motions, because as I said, by definition, it is a disabled body, because it cannot do what a natural body can do, because of the tumours in the arms.

[video] 11:14 Your biceps look like a similar one on the left arm, yes. Just a lot smaller. I mean the shape, the shape. It's the situation, the shape. I've got a good peak. Yes, good peak, exactly. Just a reminder that he has 26 inch arms, just in case anyone's forgot. Wow, this is really strong stuff. My elbow's on fire. It's honestly the most light. Too light, yeah. I mean the cream. Oh, the cream? Is this stronger cream than this? No, no, it's light. But there's one that's more strong than this? This is already...

11:51 Very, really sad. Just wasting his life away. Reducing his lifespan to who knows what, 30, 35. Could he reach 40? Maybe. If he's lucky, you could say. All for nothing. Just because of trauma. That's it.

12:15 You're just watching a traumatized human being and Larry is even encouraging him. That's the messed up part.

12:32 Yeah, that's just what slaves do today. They want to get huge, immobile by lifting up metal. That's it.

12:46 It's just absolute bullshit. They are doing nothing.

12:51 They don't do what they naturally want to do. And that's why they do all of this. It's all meaningless. It's never going to fulfill you. It's always going to leave you empty. It's pathetic. I quickly wanted to show you a clip from another video. He was competing against marines or some other slaves, whatever, it doesn't matter, some two losers, but they didn't have as much mass, which is why it was a lot easier for them.

13:28 You see what I mean? They cannot really do anything because of the mass. Because it's so unnatural for the human body to have this mass. In a survival situation, it could actually kill you. That's how bad it is.

13:49 It just looks comical, right? You see what I mean?

13:56 can't run at all can't even jog slow as a turtle even a two-year-old kid would be faster out of breath also right away andre smith is always out of breath no matter what he does he also talks super slowly larry talks a bit faster but he also cannot really properly even walk

14:29 It was so hard. A three-year-old could do that.

14:37 A normal human being can just jump over that. Even a five-year-old kid, he has to use his hands.

14:46 Imagine him trying to jump without using his hands. He cannot do it.

15:04 Also those guys are going really slowly, probably not to embarrass him for the video. Yeah.

15:17 And he's just so tired from nothing.

15:26 Anybody with a normal BMI wouldn't struggle at all. It's just baby stuff.

15:42 Oh my God.

15:55 Yeah, forget it. You see what I mean.

[video] 15:59 How in USA, in some states, people can use drugs legally. For our people, it's crazy. We're all functional addicts. Because for my opinion, maybe, maybe, some guys say that roids change your psychics. Mine can change. It can if you abuse. But sometimes guys that use, they don't... have side effects like rage and other and it's um when for example you start taking uh hard drugs you feel very bad your body is how how it's called in english i don't know withdrawal yes but if you stop taking droids maybe while your hormones flow you feel not good but it's not like after cocaine and other stuff no

16:47 So yeah, no, yeah Larry of course knows because he has tried all kinds of stuff. I'm sure Interesting how they talk about other drugs steroids maybe train or who knows what Andre must be on all kinds of stuff But they talk about it as if it's different as far as the toxicity goes There's not that much of a difference between The drugs that you use if you do bodybuilding professionally are insanely toxic, hence the acne everywhere, the pus coming out of the pores.

[video] 17:30 This is drugs, not legal. Yeah, it's for the best. It's for the best. That's also why I think I don't see any homeless, because usually the homeless are the ones that are drug addicts. Maybe here if you're poor, but you can still live, not on the street.

[video] 17:56 I think it comes from the drug problem in America. And some places on streets are dangerous too, yes? Very, yeah. We're in a sea, pardon.

18:05 It's super strange they talk about drugs and the dependence, but you're also dependent on the drugs that you use when you do bodybuilding. Yes, they are different, of course, but not that insanely different. You also get addicted to them and your life or the fake life in the gym depends on the drugs then. It's weird. They are trying to kind of justify what they are doing. And then later on, behind the scenes, they exchange the information of what they take.

[video] 18:41 We're in like the suburbs, far from the city. We don't live in the city. We live in the outskirts. Yeah. It's full, but for, like I understand, for that you need to pay for this area, no? Yes. It's a big premium, yeah. But it's worth it for the peace of mind, knowing it's safe. Here, our children can...

19:05 That's how it used to be in Latvia also in the 90s. It's a post-Soviet Union country. Nothing ever happened.

19:18 It's how it should be, kind of.

[video] 19:22 in civilization yeah and it's not like that today anymore especially in Moscow where in every street you can see the cameras yeah and other stuff oh Moscow you must be very brave to do any crime I'd be terrified to do anything wrong here of course of course here we have crime too but but not so high like in USA yes I remember how you swim That was very difficult. That I don't want to do ever again. In ice swimming? I hate it. Cold plunge, every workout, it was difficult.

20:00 He hates cold plunges? Okay, it's great that he admits it. Everybody hates it, obviously. But most people who do it don't dare to say it out loud. It's something...

[video] 20:14 You know, I hate the cold. Here some people like to swim in winter.

20:19 Yeah. They don't actually like it. You can see in their face expressions that the Russians also hate it.

[video] 20:26 Larry is a great man, humble and very kind. So for me, it's one of the best day in my life. So thank you very much again.

20:37 That's kind of really sad. Aww.

20:43 That's sad. His life is messed up.

[video] 20:47 Even pity that we finished, but hope next day will be so good like that. Absolutely, and I want to say Andre is a very gentle giant. You have an intimidating look. You look like you can bite my head off, but you're very soft-spoken, have a very nice energy. I would love to see more content from you, like vlogging your workouts and seeing you one day step on stage. Any competition, whatever your passion is, you're going to be one of the best in the world, if not the greatest ever. I believe in you, and... Anything, whether it's myself, my team, my resources, to help you get to where you want to go. My services, my resources are always at your service. Thank you. Thank you again. Thank you again. Thank you very much and again thank you Larry and his wife to come here. So all these people around come here because you come. Because one do pictures and other guys and friends they see and they come to meet you and do pictures even if you stay here one hour more they full of this gym will be with people who want to take pictures with you. If you want to stay, okay. If you want to leave, it's okay too. Okay, I probably should eat soon.

[video] 21:45 After four hours of training and only one meal today.

21:47 Four hours stay trained? Oh my god, what a waste of life. Actually, literally, because of the reduced lifespan, wow.

[video] 21:57 Getting well, definitely need some carbs in me. Don't want to have a crazy crash. But guys, with that said, thank you so much for tuning in. Andres Maia, brother, you've been the most requested person on my channel for collaboration. And I must say, you absolutely exceeded expectations. I'm sure everybody here saw that as well. And if you want to support...

22:14 How? By lifting metal up and down or what exactly? What did he do that was so impressive? What expectations did you have? That he would use less plates and he used more or what? I don't get it. What do these people actually want to see? Oh my god, it's just insane.

[video] 22:40 My gift to you, brother. I'm very proud of this belt and proud to give it to you. Thank you very much. It's very strange to see him in Russia, if you understand what I mean. Pleasure, brother. So you know all about it then? It's a ratchet belt. Yes.

[video] 23:13 So if you ever do any heavy squats, deadlifts, this is your choice.

23:19 As I expected, a super boring video. Horrible content, only some junkies watch this and people who lift metal up and down and don't use drugs, of course, also do. Whatever. It's all nonsense, it's all for losers, they did nothing, they just stood there or lay down, because it's easier when you have such a body, and they pushed metal up and down, up and down, up and down, and they filmed it. It was a one hour video, just talking absolute nonsense and lifting metal up and down. That's really hard to comprehend. What would you get out of it? Tips on how to pull the metal or what? You just pull it or you just watch the tumor like muscles?

24:20 Why do people watch this? To get motivation? To look like a freak essentially?

24:32 Imagine him appearing in front of a natural tribe. What they would do? The women would probably laugh, I assume. Doesn't matter whether it's Larry Wheels or Andre. And the men would... What would the men do? They just wouldn't be able to understand what's going on.

25:05 They just would right away understand that it's an unnatural body, that it doesn't exist in nature, that they did something to themselves, that they are on a bunch of drugs. Maybe they would also laugh.

25:23 Maybe they would point fingers. They would probably look at each other and just think, what the fuck is going on here? Thanks for watching.