Leanbeefpatty: Infertile Pig Mommy Is Aging Like Milk @LeanBeefPatty

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0:00 Hey guys, as requested I'm going to review a video by Lean Beef Patty. Today I'm going to review it together with my daughter because of the topic of this video. The video is called bath time with pig.

0:26 Wow, this is actually really sad. She's longing for children so much that she actually takes the pig to the supermarket. Wow.

[video] 1:03 She's a baby. She's a baby. She loves bread and bananas. Maybe this needs to be smaller for her.

1:18 This is really sad. She gave the pigs some man-made fruits to sniff before, which obviously a natural animal doesn't want, and now some other garbage which the pigs shouldn't even be eating naturally.

[video] 1:34 It's bath time. Time to take a bath. She doesn't want to, but she has to.

1:42 It's not a freaking human child. Oh my God, man. She takes the pig shopping, then she feeds the pig like a baby, and then she takes the pig to the bath. It's really pathetic.

[video] 1:53 He's a baby.

1:56 Oh my God. Even the human baby sounds, you can't make it more obvious.

[video] 2:03 She's so brave.

[video] 2:06 My mom says she's stinky and we need to give her a bath. So she's stinky and we need to give her a bath. Lukewarm water.

[video] 2:22 Oh baby. Organic soap.

2:24 She even calls the big baby. Oh my God.

2:35 Wow. She's 25 or 26 years old. That's crazy. Nobody on earth would think that she's below 30. You would find absolutely nobody. 35? Yeah, late 30s? Absolutely possible. And that's because of the working out. A lot of people believe that she is also on a lot of drugs. Her diet's pretty horrible.

[video] 2:57 Nice and frothy.

[video] 3:02 Careful not to get it on her face, because I don't want it to get in her eyes. But I did my research, and they said either pet shampoo or gentle human shampoo. This is gentle shampoo. Actually, it's just possible. Gentle.

[video] 3:21 Bing! I really expected her to scream. She's not screaming. She loves me already. I'm her mama. Look.

3:31 No, not at all. She wants her real mama. Where did she get this pig from anyway?

3:50 Also what most people don't realize is that biologically Actually, she is 30 plus years old. People don't realize that you don't age because of your man-made birthdays. You age biologically. This is a woman who's in her mid-30s. It doesn't matter that she was born 25 years ago. That's completely irrelevant. Biology and nature doesn't care about it. If you work out as a woman and age your body so much, then you will age much quicker. She is now a 35-year-old woman, 10 years old, and then she should actually be. And she's already infertile, which is why she has a pig as a baby. It's sad, but what can you do? You have to laugh about this kind of slavery, because she doesn't even realize that she's working out, aging her body, making herself infertile, and still wants to, of course, have children, just like every natural woman wants to, but instead gets a pig.

[video] 4:55 She stinks. Freaking reeks, she's trying to eat me.

5:03 That is actually very interesting, because human baby poop doesn't really smell, and that's because it's not supposed to be off-putting for us as human beings, whereas another animal's poop of course smells, which already shows how incredibly unnatural this is. But of course also the pig gets incredibly bad food, so that probably adds to it.

[video] 5:28 Why would it matter? Would you not want to eat a smarter animal?

[video] 5:37 I don't get it.

[video] 6:01 Fun fact about pigs, they actually have hair, not fur. So all this you're seeing is hair. Just like your hair, only better. Now just a little bit on her face. Just carefully.

6:15 This is one of the saddest videos on YouTube.

[video] 6:18 She's actually doing amazing. Considering...

6:21 It's so sad, it's kind of funny.

[video] 6:23 So we're just trying to like get her used to people. And she doesn't have a name. I'm thinking... Artemis, but open to suggestions as well. Look how fresh and boisterized she is.

6:43 This was a very sad video. She has this natural motherly instinct. She really wants to take care of a baby, obviously, but she's too brainwashed and most likely infertile to even realize it or to be biologically able to even have children. At her age in nature, she would already have around 10 children, depending on how old exactly she is. Instead, now she has one pig as an infertile woman who looks 10 years older than she actually is, who goes to the gym and lifts man-made metal like a slave, eats a horrible diet, is on drugs also.

7:25 What an absolute nightmare. Thanks for watching.