LeanBeefPatty: The Most Miserable Life on the Internet @LeanBeefPatty

Watch on YouTube · 2026-01-05 · 25 min

0:00 Hi, I'm going to be reviewing the day in the life video of Lean Beef Patty.

0:21 Always the toxic seed water. Almost everybody drinks it nowadays.

[video] 0:40 if you thanks for closing the door moments later if you hear something in the background it's because i always have ambient noise i like to play netflix on my phone it's just the way you know very overstimulated in the morning very

1:04 overstimulated and you never thought that it's maybe from the toxic seed water or did she not drink it yet whatever the case it's not normal

1:28 And now she has toxins flowing through her bloodstream. And that's why you're alert, anxious, sometimes jittery from the coffee.

1:50 Great video. Washing dishes. Really good content.

[video] 2:05 It's weird to do the dishes and look into the mirror while you have some kind of drama show playing in the background.

2:27 Your body, your senses obviously don't really differentiate between reality and a TV show, seeing as there is no such thing in nature, meaning that you have this

2:42 anxiety essentially these anxious dramatic voices in the background as if there's some kind of fight going on it's just strange to have that on but as she said herself she's overstimulated something is not right with her no one's gonna think you eat blood and i don't i don't no shame anyone that does please don't take that and think like oh my god i love doing that and you are shaming me i'm not

[video] 3:10 Please live your life. Just, just, I don't want pink eye. Okay. Tinted sunscreen.

3:36 girls always nowadays with their makeup just because they don't look healthy that's it they always just try to imitate healthy skin good eyelashes eyebrows which partly are of course inherited to be fair but um you inherit the health of course at the end of the day from the generations

4:10 She drinks coffee again. Wow.

4:38 Is it just me or is this video insanely depressing?

4:45 There's just this emptiness. She's alone.

4:52 Just zero joy. Hardly even any expressions. That's typical for depressed people. They just don't really express anything. No sadness or joy. That's the feeling of the video also.

5:21 Bran flakes. Just some seed slime. Yeah, it's all the same. Plus they add a lot of toxic minerals and vitamins to these so-called foods.

5:43 Creatine is toxic. I have a video about it. Really, really bad for you.

[video] 5:49 Gorillamind! Good beef! To say.

5:53 From Gorillamind. Well, really, it's from petroleum. But you wouldn't understand it.

[video] 6:00 This is actually me, if you even care. This is something that I paint when I'm not painting cows, so this is yesterday's painting. It's, uh... It's me.

[video] 6:27 Okay, now I'm at the grocery store. I'm going to get some groceries. Okay, grocery haul for today. Chicken breasts, chicken thighs, chicken nuggets. This kind of pissed me off a little bit because this is like 10 bucks. I'm touching the nuggets and I'm like, dude, there's like

6:54 It's actually crazy when you think about it. People nowadays eat chicken and beef for the most part. Some people eat some lamb, and sure, others eat turkey and whatever, but it's all of these farmed animals, mostly beef and chicken. There's nothing necessarily really wrong about that, but when you look at what we eat in nature, all kinds of animals and the way we also eat them, and then you look at these few animals which we farm, and the farming methods are horrible, toxic, then it just really makes you realize how enslaved we really are.

7:38 And of course, now you also have the chicken meat with the grain sludge around it. And it's probably fried in seed oils.

[video] 7:49 They're going to piss me off a little bit, but I really want a chicken nugget, so whatever. Green onions. Bananas. Turkey patties. These are super scrumptious. The Genio 937 turkey patties. Muy excelente. A red onion. Apples. A parsnip. Cottage cheese, we already know.

8:10 It would be interesting to see people eating wild caught fish, deer, wild boar at least. Those are more common animals when it comes to wild meat, but that's easily available.

[video] 8:22 My personal preference and brand, superior brand of cottage cheese, in my opinion, and milk. The cost for all that today was $46.72, which I think is really flipping good. I think it's because All of the meat and also the milk were on discount because I don't know, I guess they're expiring soon, but you know, that's fine with me.

8:46 Right, but it's also cheap because it's these farmed animals. If you would want to eat kangaroo meat, which may be cheap in Australia, I don't know, but for sure not in the US or anywhere else, then you would have to spend a lot more. And generally when it comes to wild-caught meat, especially predators, It's really hard to get that kind of meat. Back in the day you could buy lion steaks, for example. But nowadays that's probably not even allowed.

[video] 9:18 Shoutout LC for the Naruto rice cooker. Thank you, LC! Thank you!

9:41 As per usual, I will never understand why people add avocado to any of their meals. Is it just a fat craving? Then just eat butter, cheese, simple animal fat, eat fattier meat. Why do you buy chicken breast? You clearly want the fat in the end anyway.

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10:15 Does anybody find this kind of a character appealing? Why does she talk so weird? Why does she shout in the video? Why is she generally so weird and really just obnoxious almost?

[video] 10:36 Oh!

10:50 The sounds of fun and joy. Happiness.

10:58 Reminds me of those videos where it goes wrong. You've probably seen them. Dangerous stuff.

11:13 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just went down with metal on my shoulders and then I went back up. Very good. You proved it to everybody. You succeeded in life.

11:41 Again, you hear how much she loves it? She loves the gym. Like everybody. Just listen to everybody there. Just pure happiness.

12:10 The thing is that she has been working out for many years now, right? I wouldn't even be able to tell that she works out. If I would see her in real life like this, I would think that it's her first day at the gym. That's how it is for women, unless they use some kind of drugs, which I obviously don't recommend, because I don't recommend going to the gym in general. then they will end up staying small so to speak as they should be men can adapt their bodies to a lot of stress which is also not good for you but it's because of possible hard times women are just not made for it that's why you never see any progress literally looks like she didn't work out one day in her life

[video] 13:04 Okay, I'm done with the workout. I feel like I've been here for way too long. It was also...

13:10 A guy would achieve this kind of a physique in one week if you want to say that she has maybe some muscle here. I guess that I see something there if I really try to look, but it's just no problem for a guy.

13:28 One week in a gym, boom, same physique as her working out for years.

[video] 13:36 Not a great workout. But you know what? That's OK. I was hoping it would be better because I had breakfast and lunch, but it was not. So it's OK. All right.

[video] 13:49 Okay, I just got home from the gym. I need to eat immediately. And I know someone's going to be like, ew, Patty, you're not going to shower first? You're disgusting. Sorry, guys. That ain't what happened today. Let me tell you that. That is not even the start. But, yeah, I need to do this right now.

[video] 14:13 Here I have white rice, chicken thighs, green onions that I did rinse, but I'm keeping them contained. In the flippin' urban. That's too much.

[video] 14:27 Chili oil.

14:31 At least she eats meat a lot. It's something obviously super overcooked from some toxic farmed animals, but better than what a lot of these guys eat. It's not plant-based.

[video] 14:49 Very nice, very good.

14:57 Where's the pig baby? She had a pig baby the last time I looked at her videos. Obviously, that was just a short-lived... What was it? some kind of longing for a child simply right a baby at her age she's in her late 20s she should have a pretty much close to 10 children really yeah And now she has a cat instead. Same as Sarah Safari. And they also make videos together. Funny. Two girls that go to the gym in their 20s longing for children and instead they lift metal and live absolutely depressing lives. Fucked up.

[video] 16:04 Now I'm gonna eat some chocolate. We have chocolate mousse.

[video] 16:13 Chocolate on marshmallow and graham cracker. Oh my God.

[video] 16:19 Oh my God. Time to de-stinkify.

16:30 It's not normal that you smell so bad that you need to shower. That just means that your body is toxic essentially. Toxic may sound a bit harsh, but it's for the most part toxins that cause the bad smell. A lot of people who go to the gym smell really bad during and afterwards, but it's because it's all coming out from your pores. Naturally, obviously, that's completely abnormal.

[video] 17:09 I'm kinda hungry, but I don't really want to eat, so that's a really weird feeling. So I think I'm gonna eat cottage cheese. Good thing I got some today.

17:27 I think that it's the silence in the house also that makes it so depressing. And there's only the cat. because in nature you have tons of people around you there's always something going on and in this modern slave life at least your house should be full of your children at the very least two free children that's what some slaves at least do today but now in 2025 we have a

18:07 Women going to the gym, lifting metal up and down, becoming infertile, while at the same time naturally wishing for a family and children. But because of brainwashing or who knows what, they don't even really think about it most likely, consciously. Deep down, you always want it. And then they get cats and dogs.

18:30 She just sits there, there's nobody there. Ah, crazy. Really fucked up video.

18:46 Okay.

19:05 Women wash their face with 10 different soaps, they use creams, all of these lotions, moisturizers. Instead of simply eating naturally, being in the sun whenever you can and having healthy skin, a healthy natural look. Instead you put on the makeup in the evening, you take it off and just over and over again.

[video] 19:51 Oh my gosh! Dang it! This is supposed to be white, I think! And now it's blue! Oh my, what happened? Oh my gosh! I think this is the culprit. I think this might be the culprit. Although these are hand-me-downs, so I think they've been washed before. Unless they haven't. And they frickin' went from frickin' legs to legs. To my... washer dryer and just frickin polluted my stuff. Oh, this was white. And now it's frickin. Okay, and

[video] 20:43 Now it's time to doom scroll and go to sleep. Thank you for watching. I hope that you enjoyed. I really appreciate it. Please leave a silly comment below because I always love hearing from you. And hopefully I'll see you in the next video. Adios.

21:00 This was for sure one of the most depressing day in the life videos that I've ever seen and can you even call it a life? Was this a day in the life or was this a day in hell essentially? As I said, she's alone all day long. Sure, sometimes she meets some other YouTubers and whatever. Probably some fans. But in reality, she's alone with her cat. And whenever you're with your dog or cat, you would still tell other people that you live alone, you're alone. Because that's how it feels like. You never actually see a cat or a dog as a real human being. If somebody asks you, do you live alone? You automatically say yes, even if there's five cats and dogs living in your house.

21:59 Because you never see them as human beings, obviously, anyway, but... As your family, as anybody real. It's just some animals in your house. And they are there because you want to have a family so much. But because of brainwashing, maybe infertility. Because you eat a bad diet and go to the gym. To be fair, her diet isn't that bad. At least in this video it wasn't that horrible. It seems like she eats somewhat meat-based. I've seen way worse when it comes to bodybuilders, especially. But she probably also does all the protein powders, maybe some supplements. She does creatine. Therefore, it's obviously not really good compared to what we are naturally supposed to eat, which is raw meat. We should be drinking the blood of the animals, ideally slaughtering them ourselves.

22:56 None of that is obviously happening in her life. If she wouldn't, be eating garbage nuggets, grain sludge, seed oils, which he also apparently does, and lifting metal in the gym, having all the stress, then she would be living somewhat normal, closer to a natural life. Obviously, nobody's living a natural life today. Nobody who's watching this video because you're on the internet, meaning that you're obviously not living a natural life, but point being, you can at least live somewhat of a traditional life, you could say, which is not natural, but it's closer to it. This is already completely almost the opposite of a natural life. Alone, silence, nothing going on, a cat, unnatural food, just on farm, toxic chickens.

23:56 It's the opposite of a happy life. It's not a life.

24:03 You as a woman should be doing something completely else in your life.

24:11 It's impossible for me to see this as a life. It goes against your purpose, the meaning of your life. It goes against your desires, your urges, everything. How can you call that a life if it goes against what your life should be about? A man's life should be even different. That's a different story, but... Women love to nurture. It gives them a real sense of fulfillment, joy. They just love it so much. And that's why people like her get pigs, pig babies, cats and so on. But it's never going to fulfill you. Nothing that goes against nature will ever fulfill you.

25:07 That's why when you go to a gym, you eat unnatural food, you don't have children and so on, you will always feel empty, as empty as the houses. Thanks for watching.