Mentally Ill Gym Couple Showcase Their Body Dysmorphia @Brandon Harding

Watch on YouTube · 2022-09-15 · 11 min

0:00 Yo guys, I'm going to review what Brandon Harding eats on a day while carb loading. Before I start the video, I just really gotta point out the thumbnails that they choose for their videos. This one, why would you show yourself as a girl like that? How can you just have no self-respect whatsoever? And as a guy, how can you allow your girlfriend to show herself like that? And it's quite possible that he actually chose this thumbnail. And I understand that they are for clickbait, but this could be the mother of your future children. It probably won't be, but it's possible. And then this one, she looks sort of anorexic, but then she has breast implants and probably some other plastic surgery. Again, a sign that she hates herself, which they absolutely show in the videos. And he's a drug addict. Again, he is incredibly self-destructive. They're also, of course, narcissistic because of how insecure they are. Narcissism comes from

[video] 0:56 insecurities it's really crazy really maybe the most mentally ill couple on youtube hey come here do it like flex really self-obsessed and insecure really it's so painful to watch we are having a bit of fun spirits are high because today we are carving up for the first time this is day one of the carver

[video] 1:28 We do have a squares bar in there somewhere at some point in the day, but mainly we are just upping the intake of rice, big mounds of rice with our regular meals. And because my carbs are going up, meaning I can make some more fruit in there, so we can add some blueberries, some raspberries, some strawberries. We can spice it up a little bit. But overall, we're keeping it pretty clean, pretty basic, and the body will respond better on these foods. You know it's real when you start to see two things went on a prayer. Classic posing trunks found...

1:54 What I notice is that he has a lisp and a lot of the drug addicts do actually.

[video] 1:59 These are the ones that I used last year. I really like the way they look, like they cover the right amount. To me it just seems like a kind of brain damage. I feel like he's somewhat retarded. Respectable in a way, that's why the classic trunks are different to bodybuilding trunks.

[video] 2:17 these are the jordans that i said that i like shouldn't have wore during cardio and absolutely destroyed so i'm not just absolutely sacrificing these shoes as now my cardio shoes probably aren't the best shoes to do cardio in but they are quite comfortable but the new pair are waiting up there and will not be used for cardio i typically always use my ultra boots but actually put them in the wash last night because they were like really dirty today apparently half soaking wet drying outside so we we this is

2:41 Maybe the worst video I've ever seen on YouTube because it's incredibly boring. He's literally talking about shoes. Who on earth cares about shoes? Maybe some little girls, literally. I don't get it. Why is he talking about shoes all the time? And just like completely irrelevant stuff. It's like his life is completely meaningless. There's just nothing. He does nothing all the, it's just, it's really weird. I'll use these for today.

[video] 3:08 What's weird and oddly sociopathic is the fact that every single morning, I actually look forward to doing cardio. I don't know why or how or why I've changed my mindset towards cardio. Because you hate yourself and you want to die. That's pretty obvious. How you doing, mate? Literally. I'm not joking. A little bit of mail. Got any presents?

[video] 3:26 Cardio causes heart disease. He is trying to kill himself with all the drugs also. You just gotta wonder what happened in his childhood or whenever that he wants to die.

3:52 Those are the kind of gullible kids that he influences and yeah, just a horrible influence.

[video] 4:01 We have our egg omelet with two egg yolks. And then part two is this absolutely delicious, humongous cookie. But instead, I've actually utilized a lot of my carbs today to have like extra strawberries, considering the fact that I absolutely love adding strawberries.

4:15 All right, so it's a big cookie full of natural anti-nutrients, glyphosate probably also. Carbs, fiber, nothing. Just as unhealthy as it gets. And then some strawberries with tons of pesticides, wow.

[video] 4:28 I love jam, and strawberries are very close to that. And relative to the amount of jam that I could have today, I could put jam on things, I've got enough carbs. I've actually got 600 grams of carbs to play with today. There's 400 grams of jasmine rice currently cooking dry weight in the rice cooker. So every single meal is gonna be volumized with so much good rice. I'm gonna saute in the wok with some veg, a little bit of chicken. I get another massive cookie, again for pre-workout.

[video] 5:05 This is the worst video ever, man. It's so incredibly bad. I'm really surprised that anybody watches his videos. It's just, it's so incredibly uninteresting.

[video] 5:27 Common sense.

5:54 I got the whole fit on, and I'm not being funny.

[video] 6:03 It's like these shoes were made for these cargoes. Like, zoom in a little bit. This is sick. You smashed it, because this is sick. Straps right here. That is quality. These are actual pocket suits. Pocket right here. Oh, my God. We're good. Now we're good. I feel like I'm prepping stuff. Like, you do crazy things. You do weird things to, like, release endorphins. And I also wanted to just get out of here and take some pictures for Stra as well. Like, a thank you. So, if you've got friends, It's funny that he lets his girlfriend walk around like that. Again, absolutely no self-respect for himself, and the girlfriend wants attention from other men and possibly also other women, which proves that she doesn't care about him.

[video] 6:49 Just a really funny relationship. Or whatever that is. God, England is so incredibly ugly. Just the worst architecture on earth.

[video] 7:17 I checked out some older videos from them and she used to look like she had more body fat now her skin looks really old like she's 40 or 50 but there aren't any close-up shots in this video

[video] 7:46 It's always nice when that happens because there's such like a vast array. I mean, there's so many people like currently on the beach. People come to Brighton all the time and it's like the UK tourist attraction. I always forget that Brighton's a beach town that people come from like Nottingham.

7:57 Oh wow, they live in Brighton. Okay, yeah, that explains a lot actually. Good memories. Birmingham.

[video] 8:05 And this steak has been made. I'm not being funny, but this is venison steak on a bed of bok choy with onion and then a mound of...

8:24 All right, I do have to say the meat looks very good, of course. It's hardly even cooked, really rare. That's just amazing to see. If you do cook meat, that's really the best way to cook it, is to leave it raw on the inside. And then a lot of rice. Of course, rice is just carbs, fiber, and anti-nutrients, nothing really. Actually, also arsenic, of course. Rice and leaf.

[video] 8:44 But this steak has been made so good. I just have to show you. Me and Jordy are watching now. We're gonna go Netflix right now. Jordy is finishing her high carb day. There's one more thing left and it's a crumpet with jam and Biscoff. I would love that and I could fit that because I actually have more.

9:00 What's also very funny is if the steak was completely raw, then people would be saying, well, why do you eat raw meat? But because it's cooked very, very little on the outside, nobody says anything. Oh, that's okay. That's socially acceptable.

[video] 9:12 So right here we have 100 grams of strawberries. Right here we have a squares bar. I'll explain why it's in a bowl in a moment. 50 grams of oats in a cookie that are baked on both sides. So it's actually quite like sturdy. And the other 50 grams is just right here, just finished.

9:25 Just an absolute addiction to junk food. Very typical, especially among bodybuilders, drug addicts.

[video] 9:31 If you are too, a creative.

[video] 9:41 maybe add some water if we have to, thicken it up and make it into a creamy sort of like rice crispy goo. Then I'm going to drizzle it on the inside of the cookie, add the strawberries, add some Walden farm syrup, sandwich it together. And there we go. We're going to have a cookie, rice crispy square strawberry cookie.

9:55 It really doesn't get much more unhealthy than this. He's really aiming to die in his 30s.

[video] 10:01 Sandwich. The idea is that sometimes they just, you know, I'm so tired right now. It's literally like water intake.

10:08 Just absolute glycation, guaranteed heart disease or stroke.

[video] 10:12 He's been obviously a lot higher today as well, which is why I've done so many steps. I've actually done 17 and a half thousand steps today. Nice middle section right there.

[video] 10:25 That is freaking amazing. When we travel to Austria, go to compete for our pro card, all the amazing things that are going to be happening over the next two weeks are all going to be documented on YouTube. So make sure to check it out. Good night.

10:38 Absolutely painful video to watch. I could really hardly stand that over 90% of it was him just talking absolute nonsense, talking about nothing. He has nothing going on in his head. That's why he just doesn't talk about anything that is in any way interesting for anybody. It's just ridiculous. And then like one or two minutes of the video was him eating something. Absolute junk food, which is really just as unhealthy as it can get. What is this channel even about? It's about a drug addict who hates himself. and is trying to quite literally slowly kill himself, and that's what he teaches other guys, and a narcissistic girlfriend who also hates herself and is constantly seeking attention. It's just so hard and painful to watch. Thanks for watching.