Mitchell Hooper & Will Tennyson: Dumb & Dumber Eat 10,000 Calories @Mitchell Hooper

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0:00 Yo, what's up, guys? I know that I said that I won't be doing any more videos on Will Tennyson, and I'm not, but he appeared in a Mitchell Hooper video, Which is why I got to do it once again, because it's a 10,000 healthy calorie challenge. And I really want to see what kind of healthy food they will be eating.

[video] 0:18 The number one question I ask is how do you guys eat so much food? So today I'm going to go five hours eating 5,000 calories, but I'm going to go 10,000 calories. And I thought I'd bring a special guest along. Will Tennyson is going to join me. We are going to smash food. Five hours, 10,000 calories between the...

0:32 Look at these guys, it's the new generation. The one guy is 27 or something, looks like he's 45 at least, could easily go as 50. And Will Tennyson also for sure looks aged, not as badly as Mitchell.

[video] 0:48 Two of us, we're gonna hit up Sunset Grill first for some breakfast. Let's see how we go. Alright, so breakfast time. My goal is gonna be 1000 calories for breakfast, 2000 calories for lunch, 3000 calories for dinner. Before we get to what I'm having, Taylor. Yeah. I mean, is this 12,000 calories or? No, it's 10. Or you can just take, you can take some of mine. Yeah, I'll do six. You're the bigger. Yeah. Cheers to that. Cheers to that. Yeah. Math is hard. Before we get to what we're actually going to eat for breakfast though, let's talk about what Taylor's going to have for breakfast on.

1:21 Imagine if that was his wife, the same way Dr. Mike has his wife. Imagine, but it's probably not. That would be super funny. A bodybuilding prep.

[video] 1:32 Okay.

[video] 1:36 thousand calorie breakfast now remember the goal here is to be reasonably healthy this is it's not obviously the cleanest food in the world but if you're looking to put on weight this is a really good guide into how you can get lots of calories in without eating like a total piece of shit so i'm gonna have an egg white omelet i'm gonna go eight eggs excuse me 10 egg omelet eight eggs

1:54 Okay, eggs are good. Eggs are always good.

[video] 1:57 Light feta, like a Mediterranean type omelet. I'm gonna have a fruit salad on the side.

2:01 Is light feta without fat or what does it mean? That's not so good then. That's not good at all then. Fruit salad could be worse. The fruits that you will get from restaurants will be full of pesticides. That's the main problem.

[video] 2:16 And that will get me to around 1100 calories. We'll pop the exact total right now. Now, also, my face is a little bit red.

2:22 1080 calories, exactly? Is that a coincidence? As in 1080p? The resolution? Weird.

[video] 2:28 Because we just did a video with Will, seeing if we could qualify for the army training, new US military test.

2:34 If you want to check out that video... Oh my god, that was funny. This blob running.

[video] 2:40 Go ahead, click up there. We had a blast. And you'll be able to see what my two-mile time was. It wasn't? It looked bad. It was alright. It was alright. Talk to us, what's your strategy for the day? What are you gonna have for breakfast? What you just said sounds great. I think I'm gonna join you on that. I think I'm gonna follow suit. I love the Greek fun. I like the fruit salad, although I do hate cantaloupe. Okay. It's the worst fruit. People who like cantaloupe are losers, in my opinion. Really? Yeah, I hate it. Wow. Yeah. What about it? Just everything about it. Can you do watermelon? I can do watermelon. I love watermelon. Okay. Yeah. That is a really strange opinion. Yeah, so I hate- I hate cantaloupe. There's a bit of a dirty mouth smell. It doesn't smell bad. We can't be having butter on our toast. Technically, no, but you know what? It's actually conflicting. There's opinions that butter and the nutrients in butter is actually better for you than margarine. So in a perfect world- And oils, too.

3:27 Wait, wait, what? Are they kidding? Everybody knows that there's... Wait, what? I don't get it. Oh my god. It was a mistake to watch this video. I'm gonna die here. There's no nutrients in margarine. What are you talking about? It's hydrogenated vegetable oils. They clog your arteries. Are you kidding? What the hell? What? There's no nutrients!

3:55 I can't believe that he said that. Everybody knows that. Wait, no, but not everybody knows it, clearly. Even these people who calculate their calories and you would think know at least something about food actually don't know that. Yeah, butter is made from milk. It's milk fat. It has nutrients. Not pasteurized butter, at least not very much, most of it is destroyed, but raw butter It's pretty freaking healthy. It's pretty good animal fat. That's what I eat. Not very often nowadays, but I do. For some years, I ate it very often.

[video] 4:31 Yes. Well, oils are more obvious. Yeah. In a bodybuilding world, no. In our world, if this is such a small portion of the meal, it's like the very much 80-20. If we have 20% that's not perfectly healthy, but it's not deep fried shit or pizza or... We're gonna let that slide. Okay. Because my goal is for these people who want to understand how you can do it and not jam yourself full to the point that you're peeing.

4:59 Why does he run? Does he believe that it's good for his heart? Let's be real, you're probably gonna have at least some kind of heart problems. You probably already do. Realistically, nobody can live this kind of a stressful lifestyle and not have heart issues. And most realistically, there's hard failure in this guy's future. It's just realistic, that's what happens to most of these people. Oh no.

[video] 5:26 Describe it, is it good? Let me live by character. Oh no, I'm so sad. Let me just live by character three. Let's do one, we'll both take a bite and you can take a sip of coffee. I'm getting a head rush. Take an imaginary sip. Three, two, one, and... Is it delicious? My life is better than yours. You're not wrong. Thank you.

5:50 Besides the bread, it's really not such a bad breakfast as far as cooked food goes, but the bread actually ruins it. Bread is just nothing. You could have also simply eaten more fruit.

[video] 6:02 Okay, now, if we add this up, 10 egg whites, it's gonna be, it's gonna be less than 800. Turns out the top of my head math was wrong. After a quick Google search, I discovered that the egg white only has about 18 calories each. We'll pop up the exact here, but that'll be about 600. Bit of feta, we'll call it 800. The fruit is 170 was on the menu. 170? I believe so. Yeah? Yeah. So. And then the toast.

6:23 Wait, is the omelette made out of egg clear or white? Because it's the nature, that's why it turns white? Or what? Why would you do that? Or did I misunderstand something? Also, they don't even understand anything about the bioavailability of food, the protein specifically. In this case, it's part of the calories. There's no way that you would be getting a thousand calories no matter what the food was because it's cooked. It doesn't matter if you get something wrong, it's wrong altogether. You can't simply look at the text or the package of some food, look at the calories and then imagine that that's what you will be getting out of the food. It doesn't work like that whatsoever. Always when you cook food or eat this kind of processed food, then you will be getting a lot less, obviously.

[video] 7:11 And toast with the butter. and the female bacon, I would estimate we're at about 1100 for breakfast. And this is a really reasonable, healthy breakfast. You can really pull two things from this. One...

7:21 Holds bread in his hand and talks about a healthy breakfast. Ah, you fing r.

[video] 7:28 We're talking about no-calorie options. For those who watch me enough, you know that I believe that Diet Coke should replace water for most people. Not actually, but it does for me. Diet Coke is f***ing phenomenal. But I would say that I think most people, you could...

7:42 Diet Coke has artificial sweeteners which spike your insulin even though there's no sugar in your blood. No sugar in your body from the food that you're eating, of course. Which is why there's gonna be a response from the insulin. To be clear, of course, there's always sugar in the blood. And he calls it better than water. I don't even promote drinking water. It's best to drink blood, raw milk, even fruit juices would be better. Coconut water, certainly not... Diet Coke? A total weirdo.

[video] 8:15 Manipulate your calories through choosing no calorie options or calorie options, say with syrup and with pop and with, I don't know, jello. And you can probably go from adding 10 pounds in a year to losing 10 pounds in a year without really even noticing that you made any changes. So there's so many companies right now, particularly if you're in America, there's so many options for zero calorie things. If you're trying to lose weight, check those out.

8:35 Yes, because... Population is being poisoned. What else can you call it?

[video] 8:41 This is literally me beside you. Look at that. I didn't want to get too inappropriate, but it's like me beside you. If you could put your mouth around that in one bite, I will be like extremely turned on. That would be good. Yeah.

8:58 He always makes these so-called jokes. Is it even jokes? It's just way too often.

[video] 9:05 It came to if I removed a riff.

9:07 Let's see it go.

[video] 9:11 Oh, his DMs are blowing up right now.

[video] 9:21 You're a burrito eating technique. It's just way off.

9:27 It's so crazy that they actually believe that they get that many calories out of so much fiber, so many anti-nutrients. It's just not the bioavailable nutrients. But they actually believe that they got exactly that many calories. It's basically like a mental illness, because you have to be pretty severely delusional to believe that these man-made symbols that you read, the numbers, are exactly as many calories as you get. As in, it's just perfectly digestible. Realistically, he got at most 500 calories from that specifically, from the one burrito. At most. It's probably less.

[video] 10:24 How long has it been? About two and a half hours. Two and a half. If we're aiming for five hours, we're 60 some odd percent done. We'll do the exact math in a minute, but we're on the track. Yeah. Really good track. I'm impressed with this, man. What are you feeling for dinner?

[video] 10:40 His hands also look like that of an old man Dangerous

11:04 I really don't get how any of this in this video is supposed to be healthy food.

[video] 11:10 What's going on with you?

11:17 If people actually watch this and believe that this is healthy food, then it's over for humanity. It's already over, realistically. Healthy food.

[video] 11:31 grain sludge baked with sugar and drugs healthy food healthy eat good food eat as much good food as you like it's impossible to over indulge and get fat on only good food like this this just seems so like oh cool harmless it's cool okay boathouse farms it says heart healthy let's see what we got in here

[video] 11:59 We got soy milk.

12:02 Man, I would just go there and slap that out of his hand.

[video] 12:04 Oh, what the fing mor.

[video] 12:10 I can't watch these fing real s. Why did I fing watch this video, for fs sake? Although I'm sure, surely the carrot one, which I am definitely not gonna drink. Good for your eyesight. Literally just carrot juice.

12:24 How many calories am I getting out of that? Oh, there's that much sugar. What about micronutrients? Nothing, because they have no idea about it. These guys wouldn't even want to wake up to the reality that they consume basically no micronutrients throughout the day, because they only eat garbage with no micronutrients, as in all of the man-made plants, or they eat processed food or overcooked food, which means that the micronutrients are destroyed. They only talk about calories. They just look at it. Oh, calories, calories, calories.

[video] 12:52 That is a nut for me. Doesn't prune juice make you shit? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. That'd be pretty ideal for right now. You just had Mexican food then. That's true. You don't need a double whammy. You'll jump off the toilet.

13:00 The reason you get diarrhea and all kinds of digestive issues from Mexican food is because of the beans a lot of times, but more so because of all the spices. Seeing as they are toxic, your body tries to get that garbage out of your system.

[video] 13:16 Whole house farms, apple puree, Apple juice, blackberry puree, banana puree, strawberry puree, raspberry puree, lemon juice, blueberry puree, and natural flavor. That's a good shout. And in one cup, 130 calories, and that's 250 mils. This is 9.46. Shut up. So no less than four. This would be 500. 500 calories in this. You're doing that one? That's my shout, yeah? Strawberry banana.

13:41 It's completely irrelevant. It's all the same. It's all pasteurized. There's only sugar inside. Hey, what does it matter? Oh, yeah, because of the taste. Because that's all that you care about. You only care about calories and taste. That's it. But then you make a video about a 10,000 healthy food challenge or whatever it's called.

[video] 14:02 I need something that makes me feel like I didn't have a burrito five minutes ago. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I think this one's better. I'm gonna go with this. What is it? This is the strawberry, banana, pear, apple, pectin, natural flavors, beet juice, and vitamin C. I'm doing a swap out. Do you want that one? White swap, yeah. I'll take the swap. Cool. Now, this one, four times. This is going to be $500, so we'll get the $1,000 down, meaning we only need $2,900 after we drink these at dinner. Easy. That's a walk in the park, man. We're good to go.

[video] 14:33 This is one of the hardest videos I've had to watch.

14:42 It's inherently really dry. No, you're eating canned tuna, which has been cooked to death. That's why it's dry. Tuna is super watery soft. It's delicious also when it's raw.

[video] 14:58 Yeah, because it's cooked, that's why it's not tasty. Try raw tuna. Go to a freaking sushi sashimi restaurant. Things that don't taste good are bad for you. That's it.

[video] 15:23 You probably want to go to something that tastes a little bit better. If you're going to lose weight, this is a great idea. Like right now, if I ate this, I'd be done for dinner. There's no chance I'd have any dinner. And it's not because I don't like tuna. It's just because it's not a tasty thing that makes me want to eat more. Little fun fact about tuna brought to us by cameraman Ian. In the bottom here, we see dolphin friendly. because a lot of no-name tuna brands will actually put dolphin in mix with the tuna. So take a look for dolphin friendly. I love dolphins.

15:51 Oh, I've never heard of that.

[video] 15:54 That's Christ. The animal or the food? The animal. Yeah, okay, thank you. Yeah, they're cool. No, they're cool.

16:00 I swam? No, I would never eat a dolphin. No, I just want to eat my bread, beans, and ketchup. Really? Yeah. Oh, cool. Yeah, I was terrified, though.

[video] 16:09 All right, wrapping these up. I've got virtually nothing left. Do you have a movie?

16:17 Actually, in this case, the calories are closer to what's written there, and that's simply because it's basically only sugar that they consumed, which is pretty easy to absorb. Of course, it's pasteurized. How much is there even left? Nah, but still.

[video] 16:36 There you go. What was that? 26 strawberries, 2 1⁄4 bananas, 1 3⁄4 pears, 2 1⁄4 apples. Should you eat this much fruit a day? Definitely not. But we're getting there.

16:45 You didn't eat freaking fruit, okay? It's man-made fruit to begin with. It doesn't even exist like that in nature. And on top of that, it's simply pasteurized juice. Aren't there even other ingredients there realistically? Maybe not, I don't know what this brand is. But even if not, it's still simply...

[video] 17:07 sugar water when you pasteurize it you destroy the nutrients there's just nothing there it's really not a bad idea to throw in something like this and get some extra calories in so we've got 1900 calories left and we are right inside an italian restaurant italian restaurants pitfall for shitty food we'll point some of that out

17:30 Italian restaurants have carpaccio, sometimes steak tartare. That would be healthy meals from Italian restaurants.

[video] 17:39 What would you say is the healthiest thing on the menu?

[video] 17:56 The pizza is the healthiest, what kind of a stupid question is that?

18:08 The salmon is the healthiest option, but the salmon is probably farmed, realistically. Then the lamb would be healthier, technically.

18:21 Of course, sheep are also farmed nowadays, but the way Salem is farmed is toxic.

[video] 18:49 Actually, this is the best meal they had, especially Mitchell.

[video] 18:54 Cheers, Matthews.

[video] 19:16 Cheers, mate Wow Tasty We're damn close, I can tell you what, we're not going for more food after this Yeah, no Whatever the calorie total is now, that's the calorie total we're working with And... I'm gonna have to battle

[video] 19:32 You simply sat there, walked from place to place and drank pasteurized juice, at least that's what I think, and

19:52 Consumed overcooked food in general, especially the meat, the salmon and baked goods. That's it. I just don't really get what this video... What was the purpose of it?

[video] 20:07 What healthy food? How do you define healthy? I don't get it.

20:16 You're like 27 or whatever, 28 years old now, I don't even care. You look like you're over 50. You're one of the unhealthiest people on Earth, by far. Everything you eat is garbage, everything you do is garbage. Then you have Will, the slave, join you for the video, who's also an absolute tool. I just don't get what the point of your life really is.

[video] 20:38 What are you talking about?

[video] 20:45 Oh my god, I'm gonna die Yeah, no wonder

21:14 I don't get the point of this video whatsoever. If you want to consume actually healthy calories, macronutrients from healthy food, then you should drink a lot of raw milk, ideally blood, but realistically that's not available. Even fruit juices would be better than what they were drinking, because I'm pretty sure that the so-called fruit juice drink that they were drinking before was pasteurized. It must be in plastic also. And what you should be eating should be a lot of organs, especially liver, brain, even muscle meat, especially when it's fatty. Mix ground meat with butter and honey. Eat fruits if you want even more sweetness. That's it. Super healthy. Actually good for you. Not that overeating is good for you, but as I said, if you want to consume a lot of calories for whatever reason, this would be the way to do it. You would actually

22:12 digest the food and absorb the nutrients. And you would actually be getting the nutrients that you believe you would be getting if they would put up a number on the screen. Whereas in this case, they probably got 5,000 calories maximum. Out of this garbage full of fiber and anti-nutrients, the bioavailability is so low The biological value of the food? Yeah, can't even be more than that. But these guys would never understand it. How delusional do you have to be to look at the package of so-called food and believe that the calories that are on the package are the calories that you will get out of the food? That people actually believe that today is insane. You're not living in reality whatsoever. Thanks for watching.