NinaAndRanda: How to Look Like Infertile Stick Figures

Watch on YouTube · 2019-05-14 · 7 min

0:00 Hey, hey, hey! There's a brand new vegan What I Eat In A Day video by Nina and Randa. Super exciting. Ready to pack the toothbrush?

[video] 0:10 Did I not pack a toothbrush? Wait, you're not in it.

0:18 Aw, I wish it went on longer. Hey guys, I'm Nina. And I'm Randa.

0:31 You're super real human beings. Whoa. Alright. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Okay.

1:05 Only a million left. Shit.

[video] 1:07 That's why you both wear makeup.

1:31 And style yourself, cause you don't give a shit. Not surprising.

[video] 1:44 That's a sign of malnutrition. It's because of your diet. 100%. You can have anxiety if you eat raw meat. Your natural diet.

2:14 fuck she's skinny sucks to be in the same car if you know what I mean

[video] 2:38 Fiverr. We just picked up some groceries and now we gotta keep driving. I love that I'm just stuck like this.

[video] 2:46 Yeah. Fun! We can play games! It smells like the woods, if that makes sense. Wait, wait, I don't know if I locked the car. I locked it. Wait, actually, yeah, I did lock it. Me. We have a bedroom. We booked this so long ago, I don't remember what it looks like. Oh, this is sweet.

3:04 It's like walking stick figures At last they eat something So they ate pretty much nothing the day before That explains why they were so skinny

3:34 Oh my fucking god.

[video] 3:39 What the fuck?

3:42 All they had was some sugar and anti-nutrients before in the bowl.

[video] 3:45 That's just absolute malnutrition.

3:47 What muscles exactly?

[video] 4:06 We got beans, rice, sauerkraut, some lettuce. I'm gonna have a separate bowl of veggies. Put some salsa in there, sauerkraut, and some vinegar.

4:13 Vinegar because it tastes like crap.

4:21 Alright, let's see. Beans, phytic acid. Even if you could get some minerals out of this, you won't get anything because of the beans. Then there's carrots. No nutritional value. More veggies. Just a bunch of toxins and anti-nutrients. What's the point of eating it? Nobody knows. Nobody understands. The government told you to do it. You do it like a slave. You have no clue why. Then she has some roasted pepper. Again, it's just to mask the horrible taste of these veggies and seeds. Typical. Come on.

[video] 4:57 This very much explains why they look so infertile without a waist.

5:20 They don't consume any animal fats. They look at the animals, they should be eating them. Fuck this music.

[video] 5:25 Tons of fructose with anti-nutrients.

5:28 And more anti-nutrients.

5:47 If you guys want to see more Yosemite vlogs, give us a thumbs up and let us know in the comments because we are gonna be here for a few more days

[video] 5:55 the food i forgot to film myself eating a bagel and maybe some extra bananas so just throwing that out there in case because some people are like i want to know exact amounts and it's like i forgot to film the bagel at 4 a.m if youtube and actually makes no difference it's all the same would y'all have gone for this is something i have thought about and i honestly don't know because i like i wanted to be a dancer i like psychology but i don't know if i'd actually like to be a psychologist i think kinesiology is cool i like fitness but i don't know if i'd actually want to do that stripper what the heck no i wouldn't As if anybody would want to see you. For real. Super annoying, cringy girls. Fuck. Alright, they didn't get over 50 nutrients in this...

6:54 Day of eating, if you can call it that. What the fuck was that? They eat almost no food, then they eat tons of food at once and then nothing again for a long time. Very weird way of eating. incredibly many anti-nutrients, then you've got a lot of sugary, watery fruits. It has no substance. You cannot nourish an animal with that. Because animals that eat plants, such as cows and gorillas, they actually eat a ketogenic diet because they convert the fiber into saturated animal fat. Human beings cannot do that and these people have absolutely no idea what they're doing. They have no clue about biology. They eat these plants. They can't convert them into saturated animal fat. They don't even seem to be conscious of what their body wants at this point. They're all mentally out there floating around. Doesn't look good for them. Thanks for watching.