No Egg Craig: Vegan Can't Even Sleep Because of Malnutrition

Watch on YouTube · 2020-05-10 · 14 min

0:00 All right, what's up?

[video] 0:01 I'm going to review what No Egg Craig eats in a day. I was not planning on doing a video today, but I got partway through my yoga practice, and I was like, you know what? I should just kind of...

0:11 Isn't yoga for girls?

[video] 0:13 I'm a little bit busy. I actually have some work to do today, and I'm really, really grateful that I actually can still go to work. I mean, other than just doing this YouTube channel, I work on the Hercules Candy YouTube channel. So I'm going in to shoot a video there today. And like I said, I just finished my yoga for the day, And I've been really, really liking yoga, one of the first things in the morning. Today was not definitely one of the first things because I have this blessing slash curse. I think it's mostly a curse. So I wake up pretty much every day. I wake up and I'm not groggy. It doesn't matter when I wake up. So I don't really ever need coffee. I feel fine when I wake up. The curse is that I am a very light sleeper and I wake up at like 6 a.m. to go to the bathroom and now I'm just up for the day, even if I only have like five hours of sleep.

1:00 How is that in any way a blessing? Of course it's a curse because your adrenals are messed up, hello? What? Also, if you will see an up close shot of his face and you will see that he has some of the worst dark eye circles you will ever see. It's insane.

[video] 1:17 Can't go back to sleep. So like, it's kind of like I said, a blessing and a curse. I don't know if I like it or not. I think a lot of people who stay at home a lot of the time, like myself, just like the option to go out and do things with people. And then once that's taken away, like that's really tough. Even though you're not leaving the house any more than you

[video] 1:37 not leaving the house any less than you used to but you just don't have the option anymore like that that's kind of just sucks um but i've been trying typical vegan social anxiety and so on been more likely to do yoga now because of this uh i have been doing a lot of raisin bran recently that's been like my go-to breakfast raisin bran and a banana um and okay so what i also like to do a lot of times is i like to kind of mix my cereals so i have a raisin bran here and then i bought this fall harvest i thought it was gonna be cereal it's more like granola um because the so the bags okay this is how big the bags are for raisin bran like this absolutely horrible this is starvation food for the slaves the people who make this

2:22 laugh at you guys who actually eat it. There's nothing there. It's literally just sugar, phytic acid and other anti-nutrients. It's supposed to destroy your gut. That's how they were designed by nature. Those are seeds. You're not supposed to eat them. Look at the package. What are you doing?

[video] 2:44 Wow. Having both bags will probably last me like two weeks. Like it's like a bag a week or so. And it's super cheap also, huh? And these bags are tiny. So I've been sort of mixing them in. And I actually kind of like the combination. Although next time, just for cost's sake, I'll probably just stick to the Raisin Bran. But I've got it now. So I'm doing probably mostly Raisin Bran and a little of this. And... All grains are super cheap compared to meat because they want you to eat them. Some fake milk from what I could see and sugar and fiber.

3:23 That's the banana. It's just nothing.

[video] 3:25 So make your sick, that's it. I hate my life. I don't want to wake up anymore. That's what he blurred out.

[video] 3:49 His face is so weird. The sunken eyes.

4:18 Disgusting.

4:23 I can't stand looking at noodles, it just makes me want to gag.

4:30 Oh yeah, more. Okay. Sure.

[video] 4:32 This looks really good.

4:34 I think I'm probably gonna have to talk pretty- It doesn't look any good whatsoever. Nobody will agree with you. Even vegans would probably not agree for the most part. And also, there's just no nutrients in there. Again, it's pretty much the breakfast again. The noodles are made out of seeds. It's sugar, phytic acid, other anti-nutrients. You're destroying your gut again. This is why you can't sleep. You're obviously starving. It's a typical sign of starvation. You're eating malnutrition. The beans also are super toxic, okay? Then you cook them, destroy some of the toxins, because if you would eat them raw, then you would literally die. The beans are also fiber and some sugar. That's what carbohydrates are.

[video] 5:19 Quick because I am getting hangrier by the minute because today did not go exactly how I wanted it to go. There's just no way that he will enjoy this. It's just impossible. I'm gonna call AAA after I eat because I don't want to call them when I'm hangry. So I'm going to eat this and then I'll get around to cleaning and stuff. But anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed that little ASMR.

5:40 Hangry means that you're so angry because of hunger. That's impossible if you eat your natural diet of raw meat and fat. You can go many hours or the whole day without feeling that because you're nourished. When you eat this, You get nothing out of it, obviously. Even by eating it, your gut is already irritated, which will also make you angry. It's just permanent bad mood, always. That's why vegans are so terrible to be around. Cooking sequence, so we'll see how this tastes.

[video] 6:17 It's pretty good. It's a minestrone soup from Wegmans. Last time I was at the grocery store, I was like, you know what, I know there's gonna be some times when I'm just like, I'm hangry right now and I need to eat now. I don't have time to make some food, so I got some canned soup. Some nice heavy metal poisoning from the can, of course. Clever. The calories are irrelevant, you can't even digest it.

6:51 Of course, some redness to try and imitate meat, that's what this is all about anyway. Noodles, in general, are slave food. That's where it comes from. Slaves used to make it when they had no meat.

7:05 And now this idiot eats it, just like that, without even thinking.

[video] 7:09 Why would you exercise, even sprint, when your adrenals are already pretty much dead?

7:27 Look at yourself, man. Why would you run? You're pretty much dying. That's how you look like. What is that? You're dying.

[video] 7:36 Is that even a joke? Jog over here, and then I just did a little bit of some dynamic stretching, a little bit of speed drills just to kind of warm myself up. Funny guy. No animal in nature. Yes, also humans. They don't run for no reason.

8:02 You run if you gotta run away from an animal or you're hunting it. That's it. You don't just run, then go home and eat a vegan diet which no human in nature would ever eat. It just makes no sense because you're not replenishing anything, you're not repairing your body after the damage of sprinting.

[video] 8:20 It's so absolutely stupid.

[video] 8:27 Nice black metal background. I think that it was oil cooking in plant oils is pretty dumb. This guy just eats seeds all day long.

9:00 This is one of the worst vegan what-I-eat-on-a-days I've ever seen.

9:06 At least some of them eat a lot of fruit, which doesn't destroy your gut as much anyway. But this is just torture.

9:18 As you can see, he had a lot of spices through the asparagus. Of course, because he...

[video] 9:25 I can't stand the taste. Look.

9:31 They're completely burned. You can't even recognize them. That's what all vegans do when it comes to eating vegetables or any kind of green plants. They hate the taste so much that they gotta season it and cook it to death. That's absolute mental illness because You're literally admitting in front of everybody, I don't like that. I don't want to eat it. So let's do that.

[video] 9:56 But they're all shriveled up, but they taste pretty good. All right. So how are the dumplings?

10:01 Because that's the... You can't even taste them anymore. The best part of this meal.

[video] 10:07 They're good. I feel like they could be more flavorful. Yeah. They're good for frozen dumplings. Cheddar Joe's has really good ones.

10:16 Again, typical, everything that you eat as a vegan, you gotta dip in some sauce or anything because your so-called food, naturally, because it's completely unnatural, doesn't taste like anything at best, and most of the time it tastes terrible because you're tasting the toxins in the seeds and the vegetables. Your body says, stop, don't put this in my body. So then you start thinking, oh, I could cook it a lot, create a crust, maybe somehow it will remind me of meat, add spices that I used to use for meat, anything at all that will remind you of eating the foods that you used to eat, animal foods. And of course, if you would actually go back to your natural diet and eat them raw, then you would realize that all food tastes perfect as it is naturally. I haven't used spices for anything since I started eating raw meat because you never feel like you need any

11:12 extra taste or to cover up the taste because what you eat tastes perfect already and that's how it is with any animal in nature.

11:24 It's just not your natural diet, obviously. Everyone's obviously at restaurants.

[video] 11:30 Beyond sushi, those are the best ones I've ever had.

11:33 You don't eat any of the so-called food raw.

[video] 11:38 Yeah, you get a lot. When you're hungry, it doesn't really matter. I think it's like eight bucks for like all that. More red sauce. That's a lot. What a mental case. For two people and we're still gonna have leftovers. Yeah, so I mean, I think these are a little bit overcooked, but it's just, they're a little crispy.

11:53 Yeah. Because they don't taste like asparagus anymore. There you go. A more up-close video. Oh boy. Those eyes.

[video] 11:59 Crazy. Clearly this guy is starving like everybody else and creating a million recipes.

12:21 Why would you create a livestream making banana bread? Making all of this weird stuff which has no connection whatsoever to natural food. The only reason you do it and the only reason any vegans watch him doing that is because they are starving too and they want to somehow fill their nutritional deficiencies but of course they can't because no recipe you will ever make will fulfill you, will make you satisfied or anything close to that. It's impossible because plants don't have over 15 nutrients. And anything that is cooked has pretty much nothing whatsoever. The only thing you will get from cooked so-called vegan food are carbohydrates, sugar. Even the mainstream says that sugar is unhealthy, but of course, vegans don't understand that carbohydrates are also sugar. It's literally the same. All of the stuff he ate today was sugar.

13:20 He ate tons of sugar. That's it, with pretty much no micronutrients. Sure, you could get some potassium, magnesium, let's say, some leftovers in there. But then you've got anti-nutrients which bind to them. Plus you've got fiber which interferes with the absorption and digestion of the food. That's the purpose of fiber. The only thing you will get is some sugar and a ruined digestive tract at the end of the day. Essentially, this is just a sign of depression because you wouldn't spend your day making food as if that was even possible, let alone thinking about it. There's only natural food. There's no way to create anything new. You grab a beef heart, put it in your mouth, eat it, and you're done because you're satiated. You don't think about it all of the time. Thanks for watching.