Noel Deyzel Recommends Eating Flowers for Gains 🥦 Steroid Delusions 😁 @Noel Deyzel
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0:00 Hey guys, what's up? I'm going to be reviewing some videos by Noel Deisel. All that I know about this guy is that he's a 39-year-old drug addict. The first video is called If You're In Your 20s, You Must Watch This. There's some kind of trend going on right now of guys who completely failed at life giving advice to guys in their 20s.
[video] 0:23 What is something I can focus on to improve my mindset? I'm 18 years old, getting my first job in the corporate world as an assistant. I know this is not what I'm going to do forever, but I want to learn and grow in and out of the gym. Any advice? This reminds me so much of my younger self. I can't speak...
0:39 Wow, he looks insanely old for a 39 year old. The condition of his skin is nuts. But that's because of all the drugs. He looks like he's at the very least 50. And... That's actually mostly what you grow or age in the gym. It's your skin. The more you go to the gym, the more you stress your body, the more you will age your skin. Obviously.
[video] 1:09 You because I don't know your life or circumstances. But if I could talk to my younger self, these are a few things that I would say. Support some backstory. A lot of you guys that watch my videos may know this already. So I grew up in South Africa and a single mother provided for me...
1:21 Of course, a single mother. It's usually guys who didn't have a father or a good father. No actual so-called father figure in their life who end up using drugs. Any kind of drugs. The drugs that bodybuilders use are no better. Tremblone, for example, is way worse than crystal meth.
[video] 1:49 My sister, we didn't have it easy and we faced some serious financial difficulties. It's a funny story. When I was in school, we had to wear school uniform and I couldn't afford new shoes. So my toes got all bent from wearing the same shoes year after year. And they had holes in the soles. Whenever it rained, my school socks got wet. So being in that position...
2:03 Yeah, of course. If you combine the trauma of being poor and not getting any attention from a father who wasn't even there, then this is what you're gonna get. Somebody who does anything to get attention and validation in their life and to get enough non-existing money to live a better life. Super typical.
[video] 2:28 I think this applies way more nowadays with all the distractions and notifications. Simple tasks can take hours to complete. So my best advice is set your life up like a well-oiled machine. I know you've probably heard this, but get a to-do list and write down everything you need to do.
2:42 I do this every single... You should never do this under any circumstances. You should only do exactly what you want to do in life. Always. You should never force yourself to do anything. or do a to-do list, because only a slave does that. And when you do what a slave does, then you're always gonna be depressed and miserable. If you write down what you need to do, then it must be something that you don't want to do. Because if it was something that you would want to do, then you would not need to remind yourself to do it. It's what you naturally want to do. You don't need anybody to tell you, especially yourself, that you want to do it. What we naturally want to do is reproduce, we want to eat good food, some other stuff which I can't mention on YouTube.
3:30 You will never need anybody to tell you to do this. It's such nonsense. He's such a slave.
[video] 3:35 And I even go as deep as replying to people's text messages. Because so often we've got so much going on that we forget minor tasks. And even if you don't have a lot going on, starting your day with a to-do list gives you purpose. And checking things off actively.
3:46 No, slaves who don't have a purpose, or at least they don't realize what their purpose is, will do this. Because they live in slavery, they have invisible chains around them, and they feel like they can never do what they actually want to do, which is why they will try to cope and do all of this nonsense, such as taking drugs, going to the gym. Then you write down how much trend do I need to take today, The drug which cows get to get bigger.
[video] 4:16 Yes, but you reduced your lifespan by decades at this point. How is that efficient? How are you going to achieve more if you will die sooner than most people on Earth?
[video] 4:36 to me and be more efficient. So when I was around 18, I wanted to be an accountant or a lawyer or a doctor because they made the most money. I wanted that.
4:44 Yeah, exactly. It's very clear because you grew up poor.
[video] 4:47 Security for myself and my future family. But what happened is I found myself in a career that made me absolutely miserable. See, we spend so much time working in our life. And if you have the options to choose your work, rather choose something that's gonna bring you long-term happiness rather than money right away. I like to think of it like this.
5:01 Yeah, you seem very happy, man. The happiness is just pouring out of you. Write down this to be happy. Yes, I will take these drugs today. I am so happy because I'm rich now.
[video] 5:18 There's 8 billion people on this planet and someone's been able to do it.
5:22 Yeah, if you believe that, then you're already lost.
[video] 5:26 What is the essence of the gym? It's to become better than you were yesterday and live a happier, healthier life.
5:32 You see, this is exactly what I mean. All of these bodybuilders, especially the ones who use drugs, should tell people that it's insanely unhealthy and that they only do it for other people. They never do it for themselves. It's only to get attention from people. If they would tell people about this, then 99% of these so-called bodybuilders, the ones who are destroying their bodies, would quit tomorrow. It's just because of guys like this, this 39-year-old who looks like he's over 50, who tell people that it is healthy, that people even continue working out. If it wasn't for liars like him, This whole industry would be very small. Hardly anybody would be doing it.
[video] 6:15 The fitness, finance and health industries get it the most. Liver King is a fantastic, blatant example of what I'm talking about here. A vast majority of people view this content as ridiculous and did not believe him. But a large segment of people did believe him. And they started eating raw organs to be a natural primal like the Liver King. You know, being ja-
6:32 He stole these titles. The Primal Diet comes from Ajna's Wonder Planets. He wrote a book, We Want to Live and the Recipe for Living Without Disease. And I'm 100% sure that he started eating raw meat because of me. He's completely fake. Obviously.
[video] 6:53 So what? You're on steroids yourself.
7:06 He was lying about it. Yeah, that's messed up. If that's what he means, I agree with him. But you would have to be insanely blind not to see that he's on steroids. Everybody who wasn't completely delusional saw it.
[video] 7:19 And some of it more doses than professional Olympian bodybuilders. Meaning that so much was a lie in order to sell products. Now, of course...
7:28 That's true. Yeah, he is completely fake. Yeah, that's messed up, of course. But at the same time, you're lying to people saying that you will better yourself in the gym even though you only destroy your health and everybody wants to be healthy.
[video] 7:42 Not every creator is employing these tactics because there really is some genuinely useful life-changing content out there on social media. It's just about viewing all the content that you consume critically and forming your own opinion rather than blindly following someone else's.
7:55 That's good advice in general. Yeah.
[video] 8:00 Around two years ago, I was at an event and I met an extremely wealthy man in the Middle East. He owns one of the largest construction companies in the region. And in conversation, he said to me, if I had the power and reach that you had, I would rule the world. Initially, I was kind of weirded out by that statement. But it made me come to the realization that all of our platforms are so large that we can all reach so many people at the click of a button and we can change the course of society.
8:23 Yes, this is very true. It has made me even think of what would have been if I made a really mainstream channel. I just try to appeal to everybody. I would know how to do this because I've been using YouTube for so long. I know exactly how to easily get people to like you, which is how most of the YouTubers do it. They just don't touch topics which are sensitive. And then you could slowly spit out these truths in between. And that's how you could actually get people to learn the truth about raw meat. You go to a restaurant, for example, and you eat some raw meat, which is acceptable. And then you start saying how much better you feel. It would be so easy. You could do it. It's a lot of work because you would have to do it probably for a few years or at least one year to really get a large audience. And then you would slowly have to introduce actual truths to the people.
9:22 You would have to be completely fake for at least a year and then start spitting this actual truth, but it could be worth it. Maybe somebody else could do it. This guy, for example, he doesn't understand that eating organs, especially raw organs, is the best that you can do for your health. Instead, he talks about bodybuilding and his physique is indirectly promoting drugs, which really just means that he's saying that that's actually healthy. He doesn't, at least in these videos, talk about any of the side effects. He just talks about the gym as if it's all healthy. This guy could actually be really promoting something healthy, but People who actually promote anything healthy don't get pushed by social media. That's what you do.
10:30 Every study ever done about working out shows that it's insanely unhealthy, that it only reduces your lifespan. It kills your cells. It causes necrosis in the body.
[video] 10:42 As we saw very recently in the British fitness space, it's so easy to let the numbers and money get to your head, the number attached to your name is not just a number. It's real people that choose to watch you. They have their own things going on, their own lives and their own opinions. You may feel differently, but they don't owe you anything. You owe them for giving you the platform and all the opportunities that you have. And all you need to do in return is use your skill set to provide value and better their life in some way. If you follow that, you'll be able to do this forever and make a true lasting impact.
11:10 I wonder what he believes his impact is on people. This video is called Grocery Shop for Gains.
[video] 11:18 Oh yeah, great, throw some man-made vegetables, which don't even exist in nature, in a microwave. That's what he's promoting for gains.
11:25 Wow.
11:35 What a great channel.
11:39 This is what he's using social media for, to influence Younger guys to eat vegetables, which are insanely poisonous for your body. Wow. You know how many toxins, anti-nutrients, pesticides and herbicides are inside and also on the outside of these vegetables? Crazy guy.
[video] 12:01 A couple of minutes. Huge time saver. But obviously, if you're having that for every single meal, it can get a little bit pricey. And we got our broccoli. We got broccoli.
12:09 Broccoli is a flower. What does any of this have to do with gains, exactly? That's what I'm really wondering about, because this is what this video is supposed to be about.
[video] 12:19 Broccoli is slow over here. We've got some beans, asparagus even. Yeah, it's a time saver. Otherwise, you can get frozen or fresh.
12:29 It's a time saver because they are already cooked. Why would you not be able to simply eat them raw if this is what you're supposed to eat? You should eat them in their so-called natural state then.
12:51 Yes, it's a defense mechanism of the onions. They don't want to be eaten. That's why they release the poison, which makes you cry. It only makes you cry because you're a bigger animal. It's supposed to kill insects. When insects... are confronted with this poison, then they slowly die.
[video] 13:13 Yeah, people said through a few techniques or a few tips on how to prevent tearing, but yeah, I just go with the sly stuff.
13:21 Yeah, exactly. You should learn some techniques on how to prevent tearing when eating something poisonous instead of not eating something poisonous in the first place. Great logic.
[video] 13:35 Time saving and tear saving.
[video] 13:39 Me? Sorry. The onion accidentally fell out of the trolley, so we just made a little bit of a mess here. Sorry, man.
[video] 13:49 He just doesn't get it.
13:53 His eyes are burning and he still wants to eat it. You can't even be more counterintuitive. Nobody wants any of this.
[video] 14:01 Nobody wants to eat flowers. What do you not understand?
14:18 It's unhealthy, but I just still don't get why you promote it as if it will help you with your so-called gains. And you don't even gain anything anyway. When you go to the gym, you simply maintain. That's all that you do. You keep going to the gym three, four, five times a week because you cannot build muscle. All that you do is keep pumping yourself up, trying to maintain this unnatural physique. Once you stop, your body goes back to its natural state. You haven't built anything. This guy has been simply maintaining an unnatural, tumor-like physique for 20 years or whatever, with the help of drugs and going to the gym all the time. He hasn't built anything.
[video] 15:06 Still a time-saving, if anything. So, really what blows my mind, and I did a video about this previously, but here we have the frozen vegetables And directly opposite, we have all these sweets and chocolates.
15:20 The sweets and chocolates are way healthier than the vegetables. Or what is your point?
[video] 15:24 I don't know if that is intentional. I want to distract you, sway you. Be like... Oh, I mean, they could have put dog food here. And then it's just like, oh, okay, I'm just... It's an easy choice. Let me just get some vegetables. Oh, I'm not gonna need dog food, but I might need dog food if I have a pet. But yeah, it's like, oh, shit.
15:39 Dog food would also be way healthier than vegetables. Way healthier.
[video] 15:46 The ground beef just takes a little bit longer to prepare because you're sitting there, you're breaking it up, you're constantly turning it, so you have to actually be manning it very hands-on to the preparation.
15:53 You're constantly turning it. When you're cooking it, you could also just eat it raw. I don't know if you can eat that specific meat raw, but in general, what would be the problem if it's good quality meat?
[video] 16:06 You want to go with a lower, so this is 93% lean, so it's only got 7% fat. So you can see just by looking at this, it looks a lot leaner than some of the other ones, like look at this for example.
16:17 You should never eat lean meat. This drug addict seems to forget that most people on earth are not on drugs. They don't get testosterone externally, it's produced in your body and without fat, you're not gonna produce any testosterone. The precursor to testosterone is cholesterol. It's just impossible to have testosterone on a low-fat diet.
[video] 16:44 Okay, I mean that's just a 90% lean, but you can really see the difference in color and the difference in terms of the amount of fat that's in there. Alright, so here we're on the chicken side, here we got some nice big breasts.
16:54 The breasts, again, don't have any fat. What are you teaching people here? You don't get that the guys who don't use drugs won't be able to make any kind of so-called gains? If they eat vegetables, which are not only useless, they are actually going to make your muscles shrink.
17:16 Meat without fat? What are you going to achieve? Nothing.
[video] 17:20 But these are so fucking tasty. I don't know why I switched to a British accent there, but these are fucking tasty as hell. Next up we have sauce.
17:28 Obviously you speak with a British accent because you come from South Africa, which was a British colony. That's where the accent comes from. There's really not much of a difference. There is a slight difference, but really most people wouldn't be able to tell them apart. Why is it a bodybuilder staple? Rice only has sugar, fiber, arsenic and anti-nutrients. It's basically the worst food on earth. It's a grain. It's a seed. No human should be eating seeds. Bodybuilders eating seeds is proof enough that they have no idea what they are doing in their lives.
[video] 18:07 Again, the sweets on the other side of the vegetables would be healthier than rice because
18:26 When you're eating rice, you're only eating sugar, the same as any candy, although the sugar in candy is heated, but then again, you obviously also cook the rice. It's arguable as far as the sugar itself goes, but There's also so many poisons and anti-nutrients and the fiber in the rice that it just makes it way worse than any sweets. And these guys have no idea about this whatsoever. And they have no idea about diet. I've never seen any bodybuilder who has any idea about any diets. And by the way, don't misquote me here. Sweets are insanely unhealthy. It's just that rice is so much unhealthier.
[video] 19:06 And I want to show you guys some of the fundamental spices that I think you should have in your spice drawer in order to season your food.
19:12 So we have garlic powder, onion... All spices are toxic. That's why you use very small amounts. If you would try to open up the lid and
[video] 19:24 gulp down all of it and you would be hospitalized right away that says it all and powder you can have some chili powder some cayenne pepper paprika some raw cinnamon and just use those and season your food make it taste great you guys know i'm not from america horrible idea you shouldn't get used to any of this it will destroy your taste buds really is quite well for me the size of these things everything
19:50 Yeah, because it's slave food. It's delivered in mass. Yeah, of course.
20:07 Obviously he is.
[video] 20:08 And now if Noel would say that he's 39 years old, the other guy would say, oh, I got some work to do, sorry, I gotta go. Because nobody wants to look this old at the age of 39.
[video] 20:32 yeah um meal prep hacks recipes uh there's some memes and just overall fitness yeah that sounds awesome yeah i'm definitely gonna look at that appreciate it man thank you so much
20:48 All of these guys who look unattractive want to go to the gym, not realizing how much worse they are gonna end up looking.
21:03 More fat doesn't mean more calories. If you eat actual raw animal fat, then it means more nutrition. It means fat-soluble vitamins, which you can't get otherwise. Vitamins A, D, K2, for example, are only found in animal fat organs. If you don't eat any of that and you use drugs to get your so-called hormones, usually synthetic ones, then you're gonna end up like him and you're going to have a very premature death. That's about all that you can achieve with this kind of a lifestyle and diet. You can't simply eat some man-made vegetables which are toxic and don't exist in nature, some lean meat, And that's about it. You're going to completely destroy your health. And you're not going to make any gains whatsoever if you don't use drugs.
21:59 The only reason he made any kind of so-called gains, which as I said aren't even gains, is only because of the drugs. That's it.
[video] 22:08 This is the problem with most of these so-called bodybuilders. They equal fat with calories.
22:28 They see everything as calories. They only think about macronutrients, never about micronutrients. They have no idea. If they would say anything about micronutrients, vitamins and minerals, then they would talk about vegetables. They have no idea that vegetables and seeds are the least nutritious so-called foods on Earth.
22:51 It's crazy. They basically believe the opposite of the actual truth. They would say that it's the most nutritious foods. Really insane ignorance. And this is exactly why they are so unhealthy. And this guy is no different than anybody else. He has over 5 million subscribers, although he doesn't get that many views on his videos, probably because he's not interesting or because he's just talking about the same topic over and over again. What can really people like this provide? Any kind of useful information? No, of course nothing. For the most part, people watch some videos which get a lot of views. because they see some freak in the thumbnail, but then in general they're not really interested in what he has to say. But the purpose of this guy's channel is to overall simply promote a drugged up body
23:45 going to the gym, lifting metal up and down for no reason, reducing your lifespan, stressing your body, and simply coping and compensating for the rest of your life because you didn't have a father when you grew up and if you didn't, Then you will end up watching guys like him and he will tell you all of this nonsense, which you're supposed to follow. And then, of course, he also didn't have enough so-called money, which doesn't even exist as a child, which is why he focused on that.
24:21 It's very clear why he ended up so broken. It's just that the biggest problem really is that he's promoting this kind of a lifestyle as if it's healthy, as if you do it for yourself, as if you're improving your own life. instead of telling people the truth. If you would tell this to your audience, if you would have a disclaimer before every bodybuilding video that you only work out for other people, never for yourself, and that it's always unhealthy whether you use drugs or not, then you would lose your customers, which is of course not what these people want. They need to get this attention from people because they didn't have it As a child, I wouldn't even be making videos about bodybuilding or anything even related to it if they would have this disclaimer, if they would tell the people the truth about bodybuilding and using drugs.
25:19 But seeing as they don't, I have to keep making these videos and inform people about it. Thanks for watching.