PreacherLawson: Cringey Vegan Is Afraid of Nature & Needs Constant Self Reassurance to Stay Vegan

Watch on YouTube · 2019-12-26 · 8 min

0:00 Hi guys, I'm going to review Preacher Lawson's Why I'm Vegan video.

[video] 0:05 What's up, y'all? Last month was my two-year vegan anniversary and three-year no-meat anniversary. Where you get your protein at? What you mean, baby? Woo! So since it was my anniversary... Ugh.

0:16 Incredibly cringy. Also, two years is nothing for some people. Sure, some collapse in the time, but for some it takes five to ten years. The bloating and gas that you have, that will get way worse. People telling you that you stink, that will also get way worse, and so on.

[video] 0:34 I wanted to talk about it. I wanted to be like, hey, celebration... It's my two-year anniversary, but why not I just make a video of why I'm a vegan? Because people always ask me why I'm a vegan. So I was like, man, let me just have a video up so if someone wants to Google it or search it, they can... Bam!

[video] 0:51 Stop it, really. I don't know about that, but it is a very unmanly thing to do, obviously.

[video] 1:09 Because you're vegan, and I like meat, and you want to stop me from eating meat, so I hate you! It's like, bro, calm down. This is a video about why I'm a vegan. You can choose to watch it, or you can choose to watch it. That's your only choice! You gotta watch this video! You don't gotta watch it, but you should. So why am I vegan? Because I had a dog. Now, before I had a dog, I don't understand a lot of y'all. It's hard to watch, really. Man, I had a dog, too. And I still eat meat. I eat meat with my dog. But before I had a dog, people were like, if you were in China, would you eat a dog? And I was like, absolutely. I do not care. I'd eat a human with the right seasoning. I don't care. I mean, I need more. It's weird. I'm a vegan now. And I was like, it's weird that we get mad at China for eating dogs, but then, like, in India... Cannibalism is something completely else. That means that you eat humans. It's not comparable to eating other animal species.

2:16 This is why humans do it. They hunt others. And of course, in nature, also, there's human hunting. But in society, this is why we eat certain animals. And it means completely nothing that some cultures eat these animals and some eat these. It is simply cultural.

[video] 2:32 The documentary. In the documentary, they were murdering the elephant for the tusk. They weren't eating the meat of the elephant. That doesn't even... Come on, man. That doesn't make any sense at all. You know what I mean? As I'm eating a burger. I can't believe... Pass the wings! Pass the wings, and they're going to murder this elephant. You got any hot dogs? Okay, let me get that. And I just, for no reason. They don't need to do it. Again, that's culture, society. So I'm going to try being a vegetarian, which means we just don't eat animals. That's why a lot of my YouTube videos, you know, you'll see Papa with me eating like cheese. If you go far enough, you'll see me eating meat. I used to eat meat for years. Pause. When I first stopped eating meat, I remember I felt super lightheaded and I felt weak, but I was eating really bad. But a week and a half in, I started feeling great. I felt energetic. I just felt really good when I started eating better. You got to get used to eating. People are like, what do you eat? There's so many options. There's so many. All you do is not eat meat, all right? Everything else, you got vegetables, fruit,

[video] 3:30 As I said, the reason people find it weird that others eat dogs or elephants or whatever is cultural. That's just how our society here works.

3:49 They'd still need to eat meat naturally to be healthy because all of the stuff that he named doesn't have over 50 nutrients. It will lead to malnutrition always because it is unnatural. An animal has to eat its natural diet. There's no way around it. It doesn't matter what animals you eat.

[video] 4:07 I'm doing my duty. Then I seen this stupid documentary. It's not stupid. But it's stupid because I was doing great. I even thought I was going to eat meat again. And there was Earthlings. You know, it's narrated by Joe King Phoenix, the guy who played Joker. And he killed everyone. He did this thing. He's a vegan as well. The old singer. He narrated it and it was about, you know how like you're on Facebook and you're scrolling past videos and then like an animal cruelty video pop up where they're like beating up a pig. You'd be like, ah, I don't want to look at it. You don't want to look at it, right? Because you're like, I don't want to look at it because I want to know what happens. Which is weird because if you were scrolling past how they made almond milk, you'd be like, oh, that's how they make almond milk? But you don't want to see how regular milk is made. You know what I mean? Which you shouldn't want to see it. I mean, that'd be weird if you're like, oh, look at all this animal suffering. I like it.

[video] 4:57 This is one of the cringiest videos I've ever seen.

5:02 Really, not even joking. Anyway, the reason people don't want to see how animals are being killed is because they are removed from nature. They grow up in cities usually where there is no slaughtering. For example, in Europe, in Eastern Europe, you would still see it, but in Western Europe, Question.

[video] 5:39 You say cows. All right, let's be honest. You say cows. Cows are mammals, okay? Milk comes from mothers, not cows. So I found out the process of what happens, and I was like, oh, I want to be a part of that. And that's when I decided to be vegan, because I didn't even know there was another level to this. I thought vegetarian was it. You know what I mean? You know what I felt like? I felt like I was in a video game, and I beat a boss, and I was like, whew. I finally beat that boss. That was hard, but I got through it. You got brainwashed on a deeper level. That's it. It's like, what? Are you? There's another level?

6:14 There's still fruitarianism, brevarianism. You still gotta reach that until you realize what's going on.

[video] 6:20 Watch this movie, Earthlings. I'll put in the link in the description, and I want you to check it out. I know there's gonna be a lot of people that comment bacon. It doesn't affect me that you're eating bacon.

[video] 6:34 Plant agriculture is destroying the environment.

6:38 Okay, that's it. I didn't really understand why he's actually vegan. I guess it was just a confirmation video for himself. I also saw another video on his channel saying, am I still vegan? All of these people who make these videos, why I'm still vegan, am I vegan, vegan, vegan, vegan, they only make it because they want to confirm to themselves that they are vegan, that they are pushing through it because it's hard to be vegan. It's really hard. It's a religion that you follow. You follow a man-made diet because of the religion. It's unnatural. It leads to malnutrition. It's really hard to pull through. So you gotta keep confirming to yourself that, yes, I'm vegan. I can do it. Why I'm vegan? Because of the animals, the slaughterhouse. I watched Earthlings. It brainwashed me. It traumatized my little loser soul. And you are a loser if you're traumatized by something as natural as an animal being killed. Especially if it's on a screen, it's not even in real life.

7:39 What an absolute joke. He's not a man at all. Vegan males are nothing even close to men. They can't provide for you or do anything because they are scared of reality and nature. Also, he doesn't get over 50 nutrients in his diet, as I mentioned before. And this is why vegans never last. He's only been vegan for two years. It's absolutely nothing. Thanks for watching.