Proper British Lad Teaches Us How to Get B***hes @HSTikkyTokky

Watch on YouTube · 2024-05-27 · 21 min

0:00 Hey guys, as requested, I'm going to be reviewing the life of a bodybuilder. The channel name is HS Tiki Toki.

[video] 0:08 Yes, boys, I'm on a beautiful beach in Dubai. Not just any beach, the gym that I come to every single day. And do you know what I decided, right? All them gym lives I used to do in Marbella back in Birmingham years ago, if you remember that.

0:19 Do you know what? Birmingham is actually a pretty nice city, innit?

[video] 0:25 Yeah, tomorrow's Ladies' Day. Tuesday in here is Ladies' Day. It's very, very busy.

[video] 0:30 Oh, she's getting stage fright. She's getting stage fright.

[video] 0:35 Yeah.

0:40 Wow, that's Dubai. It used to be a Muslim country. No, it's an absolute joke. It is owned by the United States after all, in case you didn't know. Same as Egypt and a lot of those countries, Saudi Arabia.

[video] 0:56 Mom, say hello to my YouTube.

[video] 1:02 Oh, I guess that he was adopted.

1:10 You can still have a somewhat alright life if you were adopted.

[video] 1:14 How has your time been in Dubai and what do you get up to? Fuck all. She just sunbathes in the sun and is loving life.

1:23 Sunbathing is great if you don't use sunscreen, seeing as sunscreen is very toxic for the body. But she's probably using it realistically from what it looks like.

[video] 1:36 Boys, it's a Monday morning. Adam is always on the charts. He's always getting it done. So we're always inside, boys. We're working. Why did we used to chill out?

1:43 All of these guys look the same. Insanely insecure, that's why they drug themselves up. All of the tattoos also. It's just like clones.

[video] 1:54 And I'm telling you guys, as fans or whatever you want to call yourselves and me, do not subscribe to OnlyFans, girls. It is the weakest and most simpy thing you can do. You need to get your bread up, not be chasing over these girls on the internet who don't care about you. But anyway... i know that there is that is of course good advice the market for this and there always will be these weak men in the uk and the world that will subscribe to these only fans girls so what i do is i actually have my own agency that i've never even spoke about i never promote the girls on there i don't even post their instagram like nothing but i just manage them in the back end and scale them up with other other methods right like reddit methods twitter methods meme page exposure and things like this right because there is a market for it but i am so against it that I never promote that on my Instagram. Gal right now is doing 80,000 a month, so that's instantly 16k a month for 12 months. I'll give him like 3% commission, so I'll take, just say I take 20%, I take the majority of that money, as I'm the boss, right? And that will be, what, 180k, 196k, minimum deal, but we're going to scale her up.

[video] 2:52 So that deal has now just probably made me about 260, 270k over the course of the next year. So I've just effectively made a few hundred grand sat there. Boys... You guys waste too much time, you procrastinate, you funny around. If you want to be in this position that I'm in right now, printing cash on a daily, tens of thousands, and being in the shape, in the position, in the world, whatever, you need to graft, okay?

3:11 He's against OnlyFans, but he does something very similar to that by using the girls, and the girls are using weak and ugly guys that's 99 of them guys who can't get any girls in real life subscribe to onlyfans or pay girls online in some way to try to get close to them virtually it's the absolute losers of the losers but he's saying as if he's against it but at the same time that's how he gets his money at least part of it

[video] 3:46 And you need to always be active. Every single waking minute is an opportunity for you to make another connection, another deal, whatever it is. Yeah, I'm just starting. Yeah, I'm good. You good? It's hot today, innit? You're sweating, mate. Innit? Yeah.

[video] 4:03 Always start off with some pull-ups. It's good. It's good. You can track them. You can progressively overload them. It's just a lovely movement. I've done this literally the start of every exercise for like three...

4:12 A lovely movement, pulling yourself up on a bar for absolutely no reason at all, just to stress your body and age yourself. That's a lovely movement. What are you talking about, man? Nobody would ever do that in nature. It's absolutely pointless. Only slaves go to a gym full of other slaves to age themselves and pull themselves up on a bar.

[video] 4:38 and do like a whole video course on how to talk to girls, how to approach them. And then when we go to Miami and I'm actually dropping game on them down the beach, I'm going to add video. It's going to be a game guide that develops over time. There's going to be more and more added to it. Actual real life examples. Basically, buy it below. It's going to be like £20 or £10. I don't know yet. Might do £20 because I know some of you guys are making some money with investing. But yeah, workout guide, training guide, top quality.

5:00 He's a good businessman, you gotta give it to him.

[video] 5:02 And anyone watching this, if you don't work out, get in the gym, it's the best thing you'll do. It's your mental, your physical, your life, everything. If you don't work out, you need to.

5:15 To your mental, physical, your whole life? What did he mean exactly? To your mental health and physical health? Name one health benefit of working out. For you mentally or physically, which is the same, but he doesn't understand it. Of course, your mental health is the health of your brain and your brain is physical. It's not as if it's floating out there in the spirit realm. But most people talk about it as if it's two separate things. Simply name one health benefit. It should be easy, right? If it's the best thing you could do for yourself or whatever he said.

[video] 5:49 Actually train and stuff, you know? Because people just think, oh, like... You can't look like this without fucking grinding, working hard, doing this shit every single day. It's a routine. It's part of your lifestyle. The diet, the training, everything. But the sacrifice is worth it. You guys that go around eating chocolate, out of shape, looking...

6:07 How is it worth it? There's only a natural body, which is how all humans look like in nature. And then there's these modern slave bodies that we have. You can be obese by having too much fat. You can be obese or overweight by having too much muscle. Your body can take it. That's why your heart gives up after a while. And then you die in your 40s, 50s, maybe 60s, very rarely 70s. But if you don't have a natural body, then you're not gonna live a long life. You're going to reduce your lifespan and then you will die prematurely. How is it worth it exactly? If you actually enjoy your life, then you want to live as long as possible. This is self-destructive behavior. This should not be promoted.

[video] 6:54 How are you meant to get bitches when there's guys like us walking around?

7:00 Okay, that's what I thought from what he said before. He talks like a typical so-called red pill guy. He believes that you need to talk to women in a certain way, which is why he sells these guides on how to talk to women, which is completely irrelevant. You can say whatever you want, as long as you're attractive. And secondly, he believes that you will be attractive if you go to the gym. He actually believes that... If you go to the gym and talk to women a certain way, which is super delusional, then you will be more likely to get what... I guess that he's talking about a one-night stand, realistically. He doesn't look like somebody who could ever even be in a natural relationship. You could maybe argue that you could use these guides to manipulate women, to have a one-night stand, that's possible. But to have a relationship and to create a family, it's completely irrelevant.

7:55 Women will choose guys with natural bodies who don't work out and who don't try to play games to manipulate them. They will want to be together with somebody who's natural, as in open and honest.

[video] 8:06 Don't make sense, get in the gym or you don't have a chance.

8:14 He actually genuinely believes that it's pretty crazy how men can be that brainwashed nowadays.

[video] 8:21 Oh shit of like being a man and it's all a competition. And being in the gym is like, being one is one of the metrics of your success as a man.

8:30 Oh my god, I wish that he was joking. What? It's completely anti-masculine. It only shows very severe insecurity, as if you're not good enough, which he isn't, looks-wise. Men who are naturally good-looking and tall enough, and he looks tall enough, don't feel like they need to go to the gym. Of course, because of his looks, he feels like he needs to compensate. And then he tells men that you're not a man if you don't do it, which is hilarious.

[video] 9:15 Wow, is he actually really?

9:24 That completely proves my point and it also explains the tattoos. It's very clear coping and compensating.

[video] 9:32 These are meant for two hands, bro. We're doing one hand on here.

9:38 You gotta realize that guys like him never felt like they are good enough, because naturally speaking, they aren't. And that's the actual natural competition that you have with men. How tall and how handsome are you? Seeing as he's short and maybe average looking, I can't even tell because of the tattoos, he's most definitely not in any way good looking. He felt like he needs to get tons of tattoos, start going to the gym and so on. Men like him will always feel like they cannot compete against men who have good genes or were nourished well as a child and of course they can't but instead of accepting that they cope and compensate in this really pathetic way and it's really sad to look at it.

10:27 I don't get what they believe they are proving here. They are simply pulling man-made metal, which was created for slaves, to simply reduce their lifespans. That's the very purpose of gyms, and they fell for it.

10:45 If you would actually do something manly, which men do in nature, which I can't talk about, on YouTube, then it would be great. And it would be a great video to create. You could go hunt, for example. Instead, they are inside of a building pulling man-made metal for no reason, believing that they are being true men. It's so crazy.

[video] 11:10 Nah, a bit too heavy for that perfect form.

[video] 11:16 Does he actually believe that? I've never seen a girl in any way talk about somebody's arms.

11:39 If, then he's always good-looking, but if somebody is not good-looking, then they never look at somebody's arms. I've just never heard anything even close to that. Girls always look at your face and at your eyes in the first place. They cannot even see your arms if your face is good enough.

[video] 11:58 Arms, chest. That's it. Arms and chest. 35. Good form.

12:04 This is very extreme coping. It's really pathetic, as in in a really sad way.

[video] 12:11 It's really important, as always, but even more when it's a small muscle. I feel like the smaller the muscle, the more you gotta focus on perfect form to make sure you're not swinging and using your back.

[video] 12:21 Head up as well helps with this.

12:24 The guy looks just average, slightly below average, I would say. He just doesn't look in any way special whatsoever. That's why he's doing it, 100%.

[video] 12:36 Squeezing at the top.

[video] 12:43 Do you know what I can't wait for in Miami? To go fucking, have you seen that beach, Muscle Beach? Where there's bitches.

[video] 12:51 We're going to go to Miami, then straight from Miami to Marbella, then Marbella to Ibiza. Bit of gear. That's a few days. Actually, no, not even days off. I won't live stream them, but we'll film YouTube bits then. But they'll be posted on like... Like Rumble or something, because I'm just gonna be doing drugs and shitting them, so... That ain't going on YouTube, but... Of course he does drugs, of course, of course. And then Ibiza, I think we go to LA and try and meet all them bitches there and blow up. That'll be good.

[video] 13:26 I can't believe that people like this actually exist. You always hear about it, but it's just actually crazy to see that.

13:43 You would think that it's some kind of a parody of a guy who's on drugs, goes to the gym, is tattooed, talks about bitches all of the time, but there's actually guys like that out there and they actually believe that women are into them. Yes, there's some out there who will have a one-night stand with you. Sure, you will find that, especially in Miami. But will you ever have a meaningful, so to speak, relationship in your life? An actual family? Impossible. Just cannot happen.

[video] 14:16 Post-workout meal, I always like to have salmon with some vegetables. No carbs, because I am actually trying to lose fat for the summer, so I get some nice health.

14:24 For the first time, we see what he eats. The fat's a nice bit of protein. healthy fats to me it looks like farm salmon and farm salmon is toxic especially the fat and if you call that healthy fat then you're essentially delusional vitamins or loads of in your vegetables okay i could go on and give you a What vitamins are there in vegetables? Just name some. Come on, I'll be waiting forever because there are essentially none. You could say that there is the plant version of vitamin C and then what? Some plant versions of the B vitamins? such small amounts that it's negligible. There's not even a point in mentioning it. And because it's all in the fiber, you can't get to them anyway. And the vegetables look cooked. Actually, forget about it, because water-soluble vitamins, which are the ones that I named, are heat-sensitive, so there's nothing left anyway anymore.

15:21 And there's no fat-soluble vitamins, as in A, D, K2. You can only get that from animals. But of course, he's brainwashed to believe that vegetables actually have some kind of nutrients that we need that's no surprise whatsoever he's uh pretty brainwashed in general obviously science debrief but look you need to have vegetables with your meals also it helps you fill up your stomach Why do you need to have vegetables with your meals? You do understand that these vegetables don't exist in nature. Literally, you cannot find any of them. You have carrots. There's wild carrots and you would never eat them. Trust me, they are insanely bitter. And then you have broccoli, which doesn't exist whatsoever in nature. It's a flower. You're eating a farmed salmon. From what it looks like, again, I may be wrong. flowers and man-made vegetables.

[video] 16:12 Okay, low-calorie, no, sorry, high, no, low-calorie dense foods like vegetables means you can have a lot of volume in your food, which will fill you up.

16:19 Yes, it will fill you up with indigestible fiber, which will give you gas and constipation. That's exactly what you shouldn't do.

[video] 16:28 But not a lot of calories so you can get shredded.

16:31 Yes, because there's no macronutrients and also no micronutrients. There's just nothing. There's just absolutely no point to eat flowers.

[video] 16:40 Enough of the nerdy shit. Yeah, that's it. That's my post.

16:42 What nerdy shit, man? What you said is absolutely wrong. He talks as if he knows everything. Jesus, idiot.

[video] 16:50 Welcome. Yeah, yeah, I've got two portions of vegetables, yeah. Bit of teriyaki sauce, and that's it, that's fucking lunch.

16:56 Yeah, of course he needs to put on the teriyaki sauce, because he doesn't want to eat the vegetables as they are. He doesn't want to eat them raw, of course, but he also doesn't want to eat them cooked. It's still really bad tasting, so he needs to put the sauce over it. Same thing, always. Oh, fill me up now.

[video] 17:13 No, no rice, because I'm trying to get shredded, I want abs. So, you know, for summer. So I can get all the shits in Ibifa. They love the fucking art.

17:23 You already have one next to you, or who is that?

17:29 Looks yummy! Green plants, totally human food.

[video] 17:34 I don't like vegetables, no one likes vegetables.

17:39 Oh my god, oh my god, go on.

[video] 17:44 Well, carrots and broccoli are nice, but I don't like brussels sprouts, they're disgusting.

17:49 Broccoli she likes, but Brussels sprouts she doesn't. It's from the same family. It's the same thing, essentially.

[video] 17:58 You get past a point in this game, yeah. What you're eating just for enjoyment, like you just eat just because it will get you the results that you want.

18:05 I know if I eat... And what results will this get you? There's only toxins in broccoli such as sulforaphane, there's goitrogens, they destroy your thyroid, there's keratotoxin in the carrots. It's really just toxins, anti-nutrients, no micro or macro nutrients. Tell me how exactly would that help you in any way at all?

[video] 18:28 What does eating clean even mean for these tools today? You're eating flowers and man-made vegetables.

18:49 What is exactly clean about it? I don't get it. If anything, it's incredibly unclean, depending on how you define it, because of the toxins. Should clean food be full of toxins? It doesn't make much sense.

[video] 19:04 Don't have fried foods, processed foods, just eat healthy.

19:08 That's a processed food, and it's incredibly unhealthy. It's a cooked, man-made vegetable. It went through the process of cooking. It's processed food. Food that isn't processed is raw food. And that's the only food that you should call clean, if anything.

[video] 19:24 Adam, obviously, does not give two fucks about the rice thing. I'm not trying to lose weight. To be fair, he just fucking, he eats whatever. I want to put weight on, so I always eat rice.

19:33 Yeah. Oh my god, the makeup on that girl and the fake lips. Ugh.

[video] 19:39 Eat less food, eat more protein is what I'm going for now, but listen, boys. Probably gonna end the vlog off here. Thumbs up to this video if you rate the gym vlogs.

19:47 As I said before, it's actually amazing to see that there's people like this out there. You only see them in fictional Hollywood movies, but because these guys watch these Hollywood movies, they actually get brainwashed To be like that. And when you're not good looking, you will feel like going to the gym, getting tattoos, and whatever, a car, getting a lot of money, which doesn't exist, is going to somehow help you with women. Then you learn all of these lines, go to Miami, and... You learn how to pick up girls, as in how to get a one-night stand with insecure girls who need validation. They will of course never actually care about you, you will never really care about them, and then you will split ways again and both of you will continue being miserable. together with other people again and again. It's just a cycle of misery.

20:38 But they really believe that they actually know how to get through to women, even though none of them actually want to be together with you, actually have a family with you, which is really what being together with you means. They use you also, of course, for money and whatnot. he doesn't get it he actually really believes that he understands life and what women want and he only does this because as I said he's simply at the very best kind of average looking I would say below average he just looks normal there's just nothing in any way special about him except that his height seems to be good that's about it but if your face is not good then you will just end up Doing what he does, tattoos, gym and non-existing money, that's what his life revolves around, which is just coping and compensating.

21:33 You just saw a video of a guy who's coping and compensating day in and day out. Thanks for watching.