Raw Meat Eaters Explore Kiev, Ukraine

Watch on YouTube · 2018-11-17 · 18 min

0:01 What's up nigga? Sucks to be him. Sucks to be a nigga. Got this.

[video] 0:17 Don't I look like a vegan in the eyes? Look very fucked and tired. Yeah, vegan eyes. Welcome to soy land. Ludwig is here to welcome you. I will feed you soy. I will give you the bottle. Ice boy. Yeah. I ate two ice creams yesterday. Yeah? But I had one, ate a little of it, then I put it back in the freezer and just went out of the store.

0:45 That's how you do it?

[video] 0:46 Yeah. Then you don't need to pay. Then someone will get a pleasant surprise. Strength level? What? Strength level?

0:57 Yeah.

[video] 0:58 I don't know. You count to 99, maybe I'm 60.

1:01 Yeah? Cool. Where do you train? Green drugs?

[video] 1:06 What?

1:21 Best post-workout ever. What do I have? Raw duck, nigga.

1:31 the fat is like heaven the meat is soft like a japanese fatty that's life here in ukraine dirt cheap yeah alan is calling uber in ukraine you guys need to call an uber and you're already there yeah and you pay what three euros yeah some like that

[video] 2:02 In Berlin, 50 euros.

[video] 2:07 Milk is blood.

[video] 2:10 White blood. What? I'm the king, I have blue blood. So you are immortal. There's blood on your shirt. What the fuck is that car? Why are these two guys driving so crazy, man?

[video] 2:34 Yeah, remember when the guy was just like floating around yesterday? Like, what the fuck was that? Yeah, the car was just like floating. I fooled my friends that I was sponsored by Adidas. They believe me. You sponsor Adidas, you mean? Construction?

2:56 What kind of English is this? I lived in Hull, the UK, and nobody talks like this. It is wrong.

[video] 3:10 What is another word for wrong?

3:13 Not right.

[video] 3:15 Incorrect?

[video] 3:19 Clouds.

3:20 Clouds? Where are the clouds? I don't see any clouds.

[video] 3:26 Those are definitely clouds or clouds. Those are chemical clouds. Is that chemical?

3:32 That's chemical clouds. No. Are you serious? 100%. You are? Yeah.

[video] 3:37 I think it's clouds and...

3:39 Nah, this is typical camp clothes. Because it has a structure, you see? Like, it goes... It's just typical. Yeah. It would be a blue sky if it wasn't for camp clothes.

[video] 3:53 How would it be if it's natural all covered?

3:56 Then you can see the typical natural cloud structure.

[video] 3:59 And see over there, blue.

4:01 Yeah, it never cuts off like that also. So chem clouds cut off at some point. There's no natural clouds that cut off simply. You see, Milčar? What? How the chem clouds just end there like a straight line. That's not clouds. No cloud does that.

4:18 You see what I mean?

4:22 Milky.

[video] 4:23 Yeah.

[video] 4:26 Yeah, it just looks... It doesn't look good to me.

4:29 Yeah, it has a man-made structure. It just cuts off. Typical. Natural clouds don't simply end somewhere. These are man-made.

4:41 Milk, Gerva, this is milk. And what are you there, my child?

[video] 4:46 Schnitzel.

4:48 No. This is good, right?

[video] 4:51 No.

[video] 4:54 This is good.

[video] 5:07 I thought it must be interesting, book covers like all in, what is it, kind of material. So there's probably something interesting in there. And then I looked and I thought, hey, there's like the eagle. And I thought, wait, this is probably astrology. The eagle is Scorpio. And that's Aquarius, like the human being. There's Taurus, look. You see? The bull, Taurus. And there's Leo. And those are the four fixed signs in astrology. Again, it's all astrology. The top Jew. The smartest. Oh, you mean yourself?

[video] 5:59 I think someday I will be like a vampire, going through the neck of a virgin and biting.

[video] 6:23 would be cool. Because you need to have a real human blood to be officially a vampire. So Gat is this one, of course. I saw... something bad in there. You saw Brian getting ass raped? Yeah. I saw... touching. French guys. Yeah. Jerking. I think Gat is gonna like to hit soon.

6:54 What are you eating?

[video] 6:55 Scallops, nigga. It's fucking amazing.

6:59 Nigga.

7:02 And you? Ossobuco. With the bone marrow. Oh, damn. Cool. And you?

7:13 Anything? No money left.

7:19 Wow, the best scallops I've ever had. Yeah, me too. What the fuck? Yeah, no. Mine and Jeremy, they're like, I think they're usually frozen before, so they don't really taste like anything. Really? These seem like fresh, no? Wow.

[video] 7:35 These are fresh. These are not frozen. What the fuck?

7:38 These are oligarch scallops.

[video] 7:40 I can only get frozen.

7:41 Luna, you gotta try it.

[video] 7:44 Oh, yeah.

7:45 The scallop's the best I've ever

[video] 7:50 That is really good. Take a picture of us? Take. Kibbling. Peace.

[video] 7:57 You got this game in the way? I don't know. Look. You only see a knife, like... Really? Yeah. Alright, let's try again. Wait. The screen is black. What the fuck? Let me see. I don't know. Nothing. Oh, phone died. I'll take with mine. I ruined the only pastel. Yeah. Hey, Luna. Here, take mine. It's better.

8:27 Yeah, actually, take Ellen's. It's actually better. Okay.

[video] 8:31 That is basically good, actually. Okay, hoi.

8:36 Hoi. Hoi. Hoi.

[video] 8:37 Hoi. Hoi.

8:38 Hoi.

[video] 8:39 Hoi.

8:47 What are you doing? Definitely good. Yeah? Nice. Can't say that the best, but... Well, you got the cheapest ones there. Yeah, I know. Interesting.

[video] 9:06 No, but still. Thank you, Swedish government. Thank you, Miss Cannops.

[video] 9:14 They give you scallops, they give you fucking new leather shoes. Autism tracksuit. Autism tracksuit.

[video] 9:23 What else?

[video] 9:26 A trip to Ukraine. Yeah. Good job, Ludwig.

[video] 9:32 Being autistic. Best job ever.

[video] 9:46 Well tomorrow's gonna be like a real oligarch day for Ludwig. He's planning on just buying like a kilo of scallops and like a lot of caviar and he's got the royal jelly now too. That'll be a good what I eat in a day. Like what the Swedish government feeds me in a day because I'm autistic. What the fuck is this guy doing? if we meet any petty thieves in the cemetery or zombies that want to eat brain. Yeah, don't do that.

[video] 10:23 Your key? Do you really have it? Yeah. It's like keychain. Got this, the brain. Oh my god, I feel like super weird and I feel awesome in my head. It also kind of hurts, but it's something about it.

10:40 Yeah.

[video] 10:41 It's a bit more sharp.

10:43 You also tried the brain, Alan?

[video] 10:44 Yeah, a little piece.

10:46 And?

[video] 10:47 Tastes like brain. I ate the whole of it. It was awesome. It's like meaty butter and you just want to eat more and more of it because it's so fatty and so nourishing. One of my favorite foods.

11:13 What do you think about the cemetery?

[video] 11:15 It's cool. Yeah? It's a really nice place.

11:18 In Ukraine all together? Yes.

[video] 11:20 Yeah, it's really cool. It's another world. Hi!

[video] 11:30 Who are these guys? No idea. What's your intention?

[video] 11:37 To bring forth heaven on earth and everything that goes craziness. Blood over intent?

11:43 Yeah. Heaven on earth? YouTube bullshit.

[video] 11:48 The light looks really nice.

11:51 I know.

[video] 11:53 This is a really, really, really cool... So let's make a prayer to Satan.

12:01 Satan, forgive my sins. Exactly. I used to be baptized and a Christian against my will, but now I see the light. You made me realize that I am the light and the way. I am Satan. Hail Lucifer!

[video] 12:24 Hallelujah! Hail Satan! Satan!

[video] 12:36 From the schmuck. Something decapitated, a decapitated baby schmuck or something. What was the definition of schmuck? Schmuck is the foreskin that gets discovered. Burning tires or something. Eternal fire.

12:52 What the fuck is that?

[video] 12:56 You know she's alive, by the way?

12:59 What if she is? No, she is. We can look up who it is.

[video] 13:02 There is like a lifeness coming from it, don't you think?

13:06 I spit on your life. Come hunt me in my dreams.

[video] 13:13 I don't know if Lilith will like this. I am not associated with that.

[video] 13:25 Oh, Milk Char, you are, you are. Then you should have walked away. No, I don't have to walk away. I was a shocked bystander.

13:36 You got some weed? Some what? Some weed.

[video] 13:39 I might have, like, a crumb.

13:43 Give me all of it.

[video] 13:46 Okay.

13:49 It's an honor, yeah. You give him so easily a milk jar. If life is ecstasy, I'm always on ecstasy. What genre is this?

[video] 13:58 Uh, EBM. Yeah? Old school 90s EBM, yeah? Yeah. The real stuff. Dirty the blood.

[video] 14:21 One to four people. There's five of us. See, it says one to four, so how do we order a bigger one? Do you have internet? Yeah, you cannot order a bigger one. Van, we can order a van. Oh, really? Yeah, there's the van. Oh, cool. All right, nice.

[video] 14:44 Who's following you, Sverre?

14:48 You called me Sverre?

14:52 Where did you put this bag?

[video] 14:54 I don't know. I know where you had it. We had it on the mountain. ATM. ATM? The money changed. There you left it, didn't you?

15:03 I was checking the footage. You saw it? You didn't have it anymore after the ATM.

[video] 15:06 And I remember that the bag, you put it on the bench, remember? In the corner. Should we go get it again? Brutal.

[video] 15:16 You always got to scrape. There's a little meaty piece here. You got to scrape it with your teeth.

[video] 15:32 Okay, man. See you, man. Yeah. Yeah, you too. Milk jab? Yeah. I need to go to the normal airport, don't I? Borsco? Yeah. Well, I don't know what your ticket says.

[video] 15:45 Yeah, I guess. Thanks. Bye, Alan.

15:52 Oh, you're not... Oh, I didn't know. Oh, shit. Okay, man.

[video] 15:59 I hope I make it. You will. Bye.

16:04 Bye.

16:07 Okay, Alan left. Damn.

16:12 Raid, Alan. Raid, Alan.

[video] 16:16 Sexiness?

16:17 Yeah, and everything.

[video] 16:23 He's got a nice ass. Cool.

16:29 You also like his ass?

[video] 16:31 I could work with it. Nice trip here in Ukraine. It was fun meeting you, Gatis. Very nice meeting Adam.

16:38 Hey.

[video] 16:41 He's gone. Oh, shit. He dropped the line. Alright, let's see what he's doing.

16:47 I'll just go down.

[video] 16:49 And just look for AA496. I'll just say bye.

16:52 Thanks, man.

[video] 16:52 Yeah, it was good. Come back to Kiev. Yeah, man. Have some meat for the trip. Nice meeting you. Yeah, you too.

16:58 We actually may come back, yeah. I'll let you know.

[video] 17:01 Oh, cool. Yeah, we can. Yeah, come back to Kiev. Bye, man. Yeah, bye, man. See you next time? Yeah. Got these. You don't need your own stuff? I saw meat for the trip.

17:13 Yeah. Meat? No, thank you. Yeah, give me whatever stuff I'll carry.

[video] 17:18 It's the courtesy of the Swedish government.

17:21 Oh, mascara, if you mean. Shit.

[video] 17:23 It's A84968PH. A496. PH. PH. So it's got a...

[video] 17:31 An herbivore's PH How was meeting Milkjar?

17:35 Yeah, he's the guy you see in the videos, that's Milkjar There's nothing much more to him as far as I can tell Just totally relaxed, laid back guy