Raw Vegan Couple Imitates Animal & Cooked Foods 🍌Completely Bananas 🍌

Watch on YouTube · 2019-10-07 · 11 min

0:00 What's up guys? I'm gonna review what a raw vegan couple eats in a day.

[video] 0:04 Hey friends, welcome to another Lisa and Nate video. We're starting off with this melon. It's a honeydew. We're gonna split it in half. It's a good one. You can always tell when they're good, you guys. If you go right here and you kind of press around. And if it's a little bit soft, it's better than it being hard. Exactly. The softer the better. Good to know.

0:29 the secret revealed we're gonna make a pear caramel smoothie caramels made of butter so what are you implying ah wow sugar overload but for real Maple syrup.

1:02 It's not enough sugar, gotta add syrup.

1:09 How does the music fit into this video? It doesn't make sense.

[video] 1:13 Diabetes smoothie.

1:19 Your audio quality should get a new camera or microphone.

1:27 Roman sauce. They're not actually gonna eat that much, right?

[video] 1:41 we prep the lettuce so we always have containers of it ready to go soaking in a little bit of water with baking soda you could use vinegar or fruit and veggie wash whatever you want once it's been soaked and kind of massaged to get rid of all the particles then you just put it into a salad i don't get it and then i like this salad spinner

[video] 2:07 It's hard to understand what I'm looking at. All I can think about is absolute mental illness. Really, does she believe that she is an herbivore and that she can just eat this stuff without getting

2:34 Digestive issues? Does she believe that she can digest it? I'm not really sure what's going on here. We'll see.

[video] 2:39 One go. So we have lots for dinner and lunch. Easy salads. All right, we have our lettuce all prepped and ready to go. Four containers. That should be good for probably two, three meals each. So these two will be for dinner and these two will be for lunch tomorrow. Now the amount that's in here, like I said, is good for one salad and the lettuce- You're crazy, you know that, right?

3:18 Yeah, antibiotics. Yummy, yummy. Not for your tummy. This is pure torture.

3:33 Most raw vegans last a few months. Maybe a few years and then they're really sick at the end.

[video] 3:43 Are you ready for lunch?

3:45 I am ready.

[video] 3:48 Spiralize those cucumbers.

3:51 Okay. Firstly, they add a smoothie with just tons of sugar. That's about it. Now they have raw men, as in, of course, they want to imitate ramen noodles. And noodles themselves used to be just an imitation of guts and essentially meat that comes from animals, of course. And that's why they put the sauce over it to make it look like meat with blood. But you have another form of mental illness here, a step above that, which actually imitates the fake ramen noodles, which are supposed to imitate meat. Just try to grasp what's going on here.

[video] 4:35 Look at that.

[video] 4:45 Delicious.

4:48 570 calories. For such a bowl. It's just water and fiber.

[video] 4:57 Probably one of my favorite things to eat in the entire world. I would have to say.

5:01 Right, yeah. Totally believable.

5:11 Just imagine them afterwards in the bathroom. Who can go first? Quick, quick, quick. I gotta go, I gotta go, I can't anymore. Just being together and as a couple just stinking up the house all the time.

5:30 And none of it is digestible. You gotta realize that. It completely goes through you.

5:43 Great for the teeth.

[video] 5:50 Holy, that's good! Oh my god!

5:56 Two mental patients imitating ice cream. They call it nice cream, implying that it's nicer to not make it out of dairy. Blah blah blah. They eat these so-called foods, but most of them are supposed to imitate animal foods. Don't they ever look at each other and think, what the hell are we doing here?

[video] 6:22 Oh my goodness. This is a new favorite. Easily. Like a good spring or summertime.

6:37 I thought the raw man was your favorite.

[video] 6:39 Wow. Okay, so we've got mint mojito here, you guys.

[video] 6:47 I don't even have words to describe how amazing this nice cream is.

[video] 6:54 What do you think?

[video] 6:57 It's so good. So good?

6:59 It is delicious. 450 calories, it's nothing.

[video] 7:04 Next up.

7:05 Because there's no energy, nothing. It's just fiber and water.

[video] 7:08 How is it?

7:10 And any calories are from sugar.

[video] 7:14 I can't believe how good these are.

7:18 You're absolutely obsessed with ice cream. You want dairy. It's incredibly obvious.

7:38 What is this supposed to be? Not a meal, right? Oh, it is. Oh, wow.

7:48 Oh boy.

7:59 Wow. Who on earth eats this way?

[video] 8:07 Oh yes.

8:09 Absolute nutters, for real. Huge bowl, it's just fiber again. There's no point in doing this.

8:19 You don't even like the taste of any of it. You make this dressing because you just don't like it. Otherwise you would just sit there and eat it like that, plain. It's just mind boggling. I knew you'd love it.

[video] 8:33 Had to put a sweater on, getting a little chilly outside. How did you like the thing today? I thought it was great. Make sure you guys brush your teeth. Always. So important. After each meal just rinse them out with water.

8:51 Mm-hmm rinse every meal and brush at night No, of course not but they recommend it because they eat a lot of sugar and acidic fruit But that's a whole different topic brushing your teeth. You'll simply destroy them even quicker Also, I looked up her age before I made this video and she's 39 I would have guessed 43, 44 at least. She does look older than she is, but it could be worse. Most raw vegans look at least 10 years older. It's really hard to believe that this is how they always eat. It's completely unsustainable. No way.

[video] 9:28 As a raw vegan, a lot of people are worried about the high fruit content. But yeah, brush your teeth.

9:36 Just eat meat. You would never have to brush your teeth after eating raw meat.

[video] 9:41 So I hope you guys enjoyed this video, the first what we ate in a day video. Yeah, it was amusing. If you like this video, please click like and subscribe to my channel. You can click the little bell. Not gonna do that. You can find me on all the social media platforms at Raw Matty Nate. Thank you for enjoying the day. And thank you guys for enjoying it with us.

10:04 Why does he call himself Neddy? It's not natural in any way at all. He eats completely man-made food. If you would want to make an anti-nature what I eat in a day video, then this would be it. Nothing that I ate is found in nature. Completely delusional. They didn't get over 50 nutrients, the same as cooked vegans, because they are simply not found in plants. It's also malnutrition, obviously, but when you eat them raw, all the anti-nutrients and toxins are still intact. Then again, the food is pretty much indigestible, unless they make smoothies, juices and such, which most raw vegans do, of course. Because it's just torture to eat so much fiber. I suppose it's nice that they can go through this together. Misery loves company. That's probably how they found each other. Thanks for watching.