Sam&Alyssa: Pregnant Vegan Couple Is Craving Butter & Cheese

Watch on YouTube · 2019-08-30 · 9 min

0:00 Hi everyone, I'm going to review Sam and Alisa's vegan what we eat in a day video Who calls their viewers weirdos Already so fake

[video] 0:24 and eat all the time. Yeah. So before we get started, this video is sponsored by Lifesum. Thank you so much Lifesum for sponsoring this video. It is a nutritional focused app that can help you with all of your nutritional needs by tracking like- Shut up. The app is also great for me to help track how hydrated I'm staying throughout the day, as that's super important during pregnancy. We're currently using the premium version of the app, which has lots of great additional features to check it out and download Lifesum.

0:50 For one thing, water is not hydrating, so you shouldn't drink it at all. You're just gonna pee out the minerals, which are actually incredibly important for the pregnancy. Also, as a side note, veganism in itself is a mental illness. You want to eat meat, but you don't eat it. Most vegans eat fake meat. If you're pregnant as a lesbian, then what you want is a man, because you want children. If you are gay as a guy, then you obviously don't want children because you want to be with a guy. If you're a girl and want to be with a girl, then you also don't want children. If you would, then you would be in a natural relationship.

[video] 1:30 getting pregnant as a lesbian makes no sense at all it's the same mental illness as vegans have with the fake meat click the link in our description box down below now back to the video uh all right so avocado alyssa likes to put some little tomatoes on hers um salt red chili flakes pepper and then we have olive oil typical lots of spices to cover up the taste especially if i'm going to work vegans don't like the food they eat a whole lot of time or whatever because it's not food like a kite hill yogurt gluten-free bread is good it is actually really good it's called like northern bakery or something like that if you ever sprouts they sell it as a side note there's no such thing as gluten-free bread seeing as it's made from grains except if there's some bread that isn't made

2:22 from some kind of seeds because all of them have gluten. It's just a different kind of gluten, not the one that's found in wheat. That's what they mean. The bread actually has anti-nutrients that bind to minerals. So you get even less when you're pregnant. It's stupid to do it. Avocado has some oils, vitamin E.

2:43 Essentially water with anti-nutrients. There's no fat soluble vitamins, AADK, do everything that you would need when you're pregnant.

[video] 2:51 So, it's really good. Tastes like real bread, which is what I like. So, we always get coffee, not always, but mainly we get coffee. I am new. Coffee drinker. Oh my god, who is she? And Sam is pregnant, so what do you get? I get decaf. Yes, which is really crazy because if you guys know anything about Sam... Vegans eventually start drinking coffee because they have no energy.

3:18 It simply produces stress hormones.

[video] 3:20 There's still just a little bit of caffeine in it that gets me through. Safety first.

3:27 Gets you through what? It shouldn't be like that in everyday life. You shouldn't need coffee or anything that produces adrenaline.

[video] 3:37 It's ridiculous. Soy latte. What the hell.

[video] 3:52 I feel like we've been like getting it way more lately though yeah at first it was like oh two or three times and it was like oh let's you know bump it up to four now I feel like we've gone every day okay so every day coffee is life coffee I guess but you know what's so weird is that like for coffee people always say that's how it is when you have no life No energy. I was like, I don't need it. And I don't need it. I just was like, I don't know. I feel like I just want to have like one vice. You know what I mean? Like I don't drink. I don't do anything. I don't smoke weed. I don't do drugs.

[video] 4:31 That is a drug.

4:33 You wouldn't understand.

[video] 4:34 The cheaper vice. Yeah. Cheers. I love bananas. I always eat them. I've actually eaten a banana before. It's just not... I'm not a fan. I also heard that bananas, like... make you happy i heard that they're like food like you eat them they make you happy i don't know and then you guys probably remember these no from our uh eating all of sam's pregnancy cravings we do actually eat these all the freaking time um so yeah we're gonna have a little snaggy snack what are you talking about we are going to make a dinner that we make pregnancy cravings because there would be meat that's about it it's a pasta with

5:18 All women crave fatty animal foods. Craving chips means that you're craving protein from animals, by the way. They unintentionally show that she's deficient.

[video] 5:31 It's super high in protein, which is also really nice because following a pretty vegan diet, obviously everyone's like, oh, you need protein from me, blah, blah, blah. But this works really well for us, and it's really good. Also, a lot of people

5:48 You literally just admit it indirectly with the chips that you don't get enough protein. What the hell?

[video] 5:56 Like three tablespoons of nutritional yeast, half a teaspoon of garlic powder, half a teaspoon of onion powder, like a dash of salt and pepper. Literally everything she named is toxic.

6:12 Poisonous.

[video] 6:13 Meaning that if you would consume enough of any of those, you would actually die.

6:27 That's not a joke.

[video] 6:28 Yeah, and now you literally just have your cheese sauce. So in here we have like the asparagus with, I put a little bit of earth balance butter and mix the lemon with the butter.

[video] 6:39 So I'm gonna do the pizza sauce.

6:42 Okay, she keeps saying butter. I just want to show you what it's actually made out of. As we know, vegans crave animal fat. This is why they eat these fake foods. The ingredients are natural oil blend. Natural. Palm fruit. Yes, let's destroy the Amazon rainforest. Bravo. Canola. Soybean. Super healthy. What the f- Filtered water.

7:11 Natural flavor. Bullshit. No gluten. Nice. P protein. Indigestible. This is absolute garbage. In no way does it promote health. Eat real butter and you will actually get the nutrients that you need for your pregnancy.

[video] 7:37 it's so good it's like so i know it's vegan like somehow it's like cheesy yeah it is really cheesy if you guys make this let us know down below because we'd actually like to see if you guys actually used the recipe maybe we'll put the recipe

7:54 Again, you just literally admitted that you don't like the food. It's vegan. How can it taste so cheesy? It must not be vegan. This is what all the vegans say when the food tastes good because you know that animal foods taste good. You want cheese, it's obvious. You try to replicate it. It's an absolute mental illness.

[video] 8:17 Like down below, that way it's there for anybody.

8:19 Oh boy. Mm.

[video] 8:23 It's so good. Stop with the recipes.

8:25 Use simple ingredients. Get some cheese. That's it.

[video] 8:29 It has oil in it. Whatever.

8:32 Of course you won't eat it raw. That green stuff? No way.

[video] 8:37 It's so good. These are fresh and delicious.

8:40 They're not fresh at all. You just cook them. Are you stupid?

[video] 8:43 Mm-mm. Wait, also, always...

[video] 8:51 I also always drink a kombucha. Of course. Almost every single day. I have a lot of gut issues. This is not what we eat.

8:59 What a joke.

[video] 9:00 Yeah, we would be 800 pounds.

9:02 You have no energy. You just submitted it again. You don't even realize it. Yeah. What a joke of a video. So many contradictions. They didn't get over 50 nutrients because it's a non-natural diet. Plants don't have them. There's no way to survive in nature. They are degenerating in front of our eyes. It's malnutrition. Wake up. Thanks for watching.