Samson Dauda: This Great Athlete Can Hardly Even Walk 🏆💪 @SAMSON DAUDA

Watch on YouTube · 2025-03-07 · 15 min

0:00 Yo, I'm gonna be reviewing Mr. Olympia Full Day of Eating.

[video] 0:10 I wonder why such a good-looking guy works out.

0:35 Why does he feel the need to compensate?

[video] 0:37 Strange Let's have some fun

1:04 Uh, zero, passion, nothing. Just, let's have some fun. Uh, total depression.

[video] 1:12 A wet, wet and cold, miserable day here in the UK.

1:16 Well, you know... What the fuck are you fucking talking about? How? It's not even possible.

1:26 Every day is a lovely blue sky in the UK, innit?

[video] 1:31 It's November. It's end of November. So that's what we expect.

1:34 So it's the same in June and July. It's always the same.

[video] 1:42 All our meals from the day are always full of cold meals, man. And I mean home cooked food. You won't see much coming out of packets or coming out of a can or coming out of a tub or anything like that. I don't know, mate. ISO H1 I put in my shake in the morning and post-workout, that's it. The rest of it is actually food.

1:57 That's good. At least he was eating whole eggs, so to speak. Obviously, they were cooked, processed. But a lot of bodybuilders mostly rely on supplements and powders. So if he doesn't do that, that's already a plus.

[video] 2:13 Today, as I said earlier, so one thing you got to make sure, especially a bodybuilder, man, if you want to live this life.

2:19 Man, what I notice is that he's just so slow. He's just like this clump of drugs.

2:30 Really unbearable to watch the video. Really gonna be hard. Also, he is almost the same age as me. We're almost the same age and he looks a lot older than me. Yeah. Guy looks super old.

[video] 2:48 And keep on track with your diet and everything. You gotta be good at taking your meals with you. And doing your meals and taking them with you. It's so vital to be good at preparing yourself beforehand. So our next meal for today will be sweet potato. I'm packing it now because I'm obviously going to hit up. 350 grams of sweet potato.

3:05 Sweet potatoes have a lot of oxalates. I wouldn't consume that many of them. You're gonna get kidney stones, mate.

[video] 3:12 And then 200

[video] 3:16 And then that's my meal two. And then I'll get my meal three ready after that. So I'm taking two meals with me because I don't know how much the length of time we're going to be out is.

3:27 You can also hear the heavy breathing. Reminds me of Nick Walker. Very similar kind of ogre, drug addict physique.

[video] 3:37 You can roughly guess, but just in case. Again, the delays. Well, no, I already have them.

[video] 3:44 case. So preparation is key to success.

[video] 3:49 So guys, as you saw, lovely lady.

3:57 Congrats.

[video] 3:58 He just put on his new tool.

[video] 4:03 He asked me to do next meal because it was too much for him because... No. As you can only guess, that's not something he does daily. So unfortunately that one meal was... It took a toll on him. Don't give me that idea. It took a big toll on him. Don't give me that idea.

4:19 So he's like... Lovely British couple eating noodles or something. Lovely.

4:30 Super depressing video. Oh my God.

[video] 4:33 Can you do that? That's so funny. 300 grams of pasta, so you still have a good amount of pasta.

4:40 That's so funny.

[video] 4:41 You should not complain.

4:44 Eating grain sludge, slime, stripes of slime. So funny.

[video] 4:59 And 180 grams of lean minced beef. Kurwa!

5:03 It's totally overcooked. What is this kurwa, man?

[video] 5:07 Ground beef in the US. So that's 180 grams of that cooked weight.

[video] 5:20 We got our bits that we need for cooking tomorrow. And yes, I don't care. We go to the macro wholesale to buy all our food stuff. It's a lot more. You get a lot more, obviously, bigger quantity in one hit. It's a lot cheaper to buy it all in one hit than to go shopping bit by bit. But this way, we get two weeks worth of food. of major food that we eat in one hit. So here we got chicken breast, got 10 kilos worth of chicken breast. That's in there. We got sweet potatoes and...

5:50 Okay, at least he eats a lot of meat and potatoes. At least not seeds, still. So many sweet potatoes are going to be bad for you anyway.

[video] 6:02 Two kilos, two separate kilos of steak. Two packs. Two packs. That's around eight kilos. Eight kilos of steak. That's it. Obviously, we only got our bag of rice and we buy the last of it for months anyway.

6:15 Oh, he also eats rice. If he only ate the sweet potatoes for carbs, this would really not be such a bad diet.

[video] 6:24 Pasta, same thing, those ones are easy to pick. But the major big ones, these are the main ones, sauces we have, especially in the prep. And that's the easiest and simplest to do. And then tomorrow we're gonna portion them all up and then put them on a barbecue, get them grilled out. And yeah, and then freeze them, portion them, freeze them, bag them, the whole thing. We do that and then we just eat it, you know, as we go.

6:45 You barbecue the meat, then you freeze it to destroy even more nutrients? Freezing doesn't destroy that much, but still it does somewhat.

6:55 You're just eating this dead flesh. Actually dead. Cooked and frozen to death. No living organisms on it anymore. Or inside of it.

7:07 Yeah? Your diet reflects your looks. I don't even want to go on anymore. This is just a painful life. Sweet potatoes, chicken, beef. Then I gotta work out. Repeat, repeat. That's what I get from this video. I'm bearable to watch the video because just this energy is just like...

[video] 7:34 This way we don't have to cook every day. We don't have to have this sort of separate meal prep, every single meal and everything else like that. By doing this as well, you're just much more prepared, man, and you're much more... It goes into planning. And you don't have to, you know... Like I said, you don't have to keep doing... I can't anymore. Bloody fucking hell.

7:53 I can't listen to this guy.

[video] 7:56 I don't hear anything that you're saying, man. I can't because of the way you talk, hello. Blyad, get some kind of fucking expression. Some fucking life energy inside of you.

8:21 This frozen barbecue dead meat and the oxalates are probably robbing you from your energy. And then all the drugs, obviously he's also on a lot of drugs, he's a total junkie. It just like, it strips you from anything alive in your body. You're just like a walking corpse.

[video] 8:42 So yeah, I'm gonna put this away and we'll have our next meal. Alright guys, it's that time, so we're back and I'm ready.

8:50 Look at those arms, totally inhuman.

[video] 8:53 I'm going to hit the gym this afternoon, got a leg session to do. So, first and foremost, my next meal of the day is that pasta meal that I practiced earlier. So, heat that up, I'm going to have that. And then, when I'm done eating, I'm going to head off to the gym. My intro workout. I don't get why you're making this video. You're severely obese. You can hardly even walk. You have trouble breathing.

9:31 You're basically ready for a wheelchair. Why do you make a video telling us what to eat when nobody wants to look or be like you?

9:55 It's so much fun! Oh, look at the fun. People love going to the gym. It's just... I wouldn't be able to think of anything better to do in my life than torturing myself. Worst than any torture machines ever created in the history of humanity. And these same guys will say, oh, it was fun at the gym. Oh, I liked it.

10:29 Cool, man. So basically, you just film yourself being dumb. Because you do something that you hate, you show it to us. Yeah, so it's a definition of stupidity. Well, thank you for that. Thanks, Mojt.

10:50 You see, he can hardly even get up. He can hardly even move. Just like these clumps of tumors everywhere, which he calls muscles.

11:04 Look how long it takes them to get off the torture machine. They're totally ready for a wheelchair at this point.

11:17 Look how he walks.

11:21 What the fuck?

11:24 Look at that. The guy can't walk.

11:32 This is not even funny. Totally fucked up. Did you hear that? Like he's about to throw up.

[video] 11:59 Alright guys, so back home from the gym. Stop the f***ing video, I can't anymore. So, post-workout meal, man. That's what's in. Hey buddy, you miss us? You miss us? Nah, you miss us. We're back.

12:16 Well, he probably believes that you're about to drop dead, then he wants to f*** you.

[video] 12:20 Yes. the next meal on the menu.

12:24 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rice and chicken from the microwave. Obviously. Yeah. Yeah, because that's what you eat.

[video] 12:31 So, we got 250 grams of chicken and a cup and a half of rice. So, that's going to be in right there.

[video] 12:47 I'm going to have that. So last meal of the day. This is one. One more for this. And I'm heading for bed. But I'm going to get that in because I'm hungry. So I'm going to do it. What about you? Yeah, go on. Oh, you did miss me, didn't you?

[video] 13:05 Proper British lad, innit? Lovely to see what he eats in a day. To be fair, really the meals were not that bad.

13:26 Yeah, some powders and supplements in between, but mostly potatoes and meat could be a lot worse. Also seeds. I only saw the rice, maybe he also eats some other seed products. Leave out the seeds and really you won't have such a bad diet. But still, you're a junkie. You're on drugs, you have no energy, it's unbearable to watch your videos. Who wants to watch somebody's videos if he cannot even walk? He moans all the time. makes these sounds as if he's being tortured, which is actually literally what's going on in the gym. And then you come back home, you still have no energy, you can hardly move, you cannot even make full range motions. You walk around like some ogre, like I said. Just even way worse. With an unnatural, essentially disabled body. By definition, that's what it is. Just look up the definition of disabled.

14:24 There's nothing inspiring or good about this in any way. It's insanely unhealthy. You look like you're fucking 60 years old. We are basically the same age. He almost looks double my age. What the fuck? And that's supposed to... inspires somebody to be like him? Or what is he doing with these videos? Who wants to be like that? You wouldn't find anybody on this earth. Yeah, people who hate themselves. But a normal human being doesn't look at that and think, oh yeah, I want to be like that. I want to have trouble breathing, trouble walking. I want to make these sounds as if I'm being tortured all the time. I want to have zero energy, just sleep all day and nap all day and to just eat in between and lift metal like a loser together with other slaves up and down. And people do this voluntarily.

15:21 Back in the day, you had to force people to torture them. Now they torture themselves. What the hell? Thanks for watching.