San Diego & LA: Raw Meat Eaters Everywhere

Watch on YouTube · 2019-03-17 · 21 min

[video] 0:01 Okay, let me put some shorts on. I'll wait till we get there. Fuck it. Anyway, Bart, how's your sex life? Oh, dude. What? Sex. I'm not complaining.

0:16 Okay. That's good enough. Thank you.

[video] 0:18 I'm not complaining. For San Diego, I'm not doing bad. I'm not doing great. Cool. I like quality over quantity, though. I'll tell you that. I'm no kid.

[video] 0:32 All right, so who wants this one? Do you want some H? I'll just follow whoever's got water. It's not an H. I don't drink water. Nobody else drinks?

[video] 0:49 Hmm.

[video] 0:52 So we got some water. I'm the only one drinking, right? All right, guys, you see those two mountains over there? We're going through Mordor. I guess I'll call it a day. So, uh, could be here. What's up? Good morning. This is the house of vitality.

[video] 1:30 Yeah, I'm getting used to that.

[video] 1:37 Share with the wolf pack. What's up, my boy? Sick? Yeah.

[video] 1:44 Yeah, that's a good boy.

1:46 Hey, are you also coming?

[video] 2:03 Wolf! Oh, we got it. Oh, shit. Come here, come here. Fritz, come here. Come here, Fritz. Fritz. Fritz, hold on. Fritz, hold on. Ah! Oh, shit. Go on, go on. Go, go. Oh, shit.

[video] 2:43 Hey Fritz, okay, let's...

[video] 2:49 Okay buddy, time to rest. Here, go rest by Luna. There we go.

2:58 Now he looks like a real wolf.

[video] 3:00 Yeah. Good boy. You want a little stick? Okay, just rest. Sit, Fritz.

[video] 3:10 Good boy.

3:50 Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good too, thank you.

[video] 4:14 Kings and threes. He's like, I believe you. He didn't have it.

4:26 He bet like he had it. He bet like he had it.

[video] 4:29 I thought I would bluff him out.

4:32 David just won $10. Technically eight. Two are yours. How do you feel, man?

[video] 4:39 Amazing.

4:40 Okay, now act like you're sad.

[video] 4:42 Okay, now this is real. Okay. I have to, man. Come on, dude. I already prepared your apartment for you right there. Really? Yeah.

4:51 I already put all the furniture in it.

[video] 4:55 In the garage? Yeah.

4:56 Seriously? I cleaned it up. No way. Really? Right. yeah but you guys are welcome anytime you want to come by you always have a place to stay thank you what's up what's up it's pretty cool living here you got orange trees grapefruit lemons a vegan paradise But actually for me to juice also, this is pretty great. So I'll get some oranges. Blue sky three days in a row. Some canters yesterday, but mostly.

5:40 Yeah, so we should make a lot of juice for the road tomorrow. We're heading to Los Angeles.

5:49 I'll make some now, and then I'll make a lot more in the evening. Ta-da!

6:07 We are leaving the paradise house.

6:14 Luna, you gonna miss it?

[video] 6:15 Yeah. I wanna live here.

[video] 6:20 It's really nice.

6:21 I don't blame you.

6:27 even with the gym clothes.

[video] 6:28 I pointed out the fact that doctors get very, they get poor nutrition training, you know, three hours out of 120. He was kind of surprised. I mean, he was, he taught medical school, so he obviously knew, but then he was, he kind of surprised himself when it dawned on him what I was saying, you know? He's like, yeah, wow, that is true that we know so little about nutrition. You know, that's all.

[video] 7:04 Use the right lane to take exit 1A onto 4th Street.

[video] 7:10 So it's your first time in LA?

7:12 Yeah.

[video] 7:14 First thoughts?

7:18 Hell.

[video] 7:20 You should feel the same as at Mildred's place. Brian!

7:24 Brian, where are you?

7:30 Pretty sure this was it. We are about to meet Brian, the long-lost friend. Last time we saw him was in August.

[video] 7:37 The longer we didn't recognize him.

7:40 Hey. Hi. Nice beard, man. Yeah. I don't know if I would recognize you.

[video] 7:47 Say. How are you? Good, how are you? Good. Good to see you. When we were in San Francisco downtown, I used to remind me of, and there was also a

[video] 8:01 I think this building is like 100 years old at least. It would be funny if it fell down today. Look how small that human is there.

[video] 8:17 Would you be able to shoot it for me?

8:20 Look how the sky looks, so blue and... Brian, what do you like about LA better than about Las Vegas?

[video] 8:27 There's better access to good meat here. That's probably the best. But Nevada has good ranches, they're just all around Reno, so it's the northern part of Nevada. And maybe there's some channels you can get it, some distribution in Las Vegas, but I didn't find it. There's a guy that does milk pickups, though, every week, so you can get milk and butter.

[video] 8:54 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being here. I'm surprised at the amount of people that is actually interested.

[video] 9:04 How things are going right now is not appropriate. I think we can all agree on that. I wanna ask you, fellow Senator, what do you think of the situation right now It's really bad. There's no raw milk in the stores. There's no good grass-fed beef in the stores. What are we going to do?

9:29 We found out the plants don't have over 50 nutrients, so we are banning veganism in the whole of the US as of now. This one has super low self-esteem, but he thinks it's the best made.

[video] 9:49 This one is actually kind of cool. He was into occult stuff.

9:52 Gotta finish the chicken.

10:26 Some real nutrients at last Hey, let's see if birds eat birds

10:49 Too high vibration from all the fruits, I ascended to the next level. Because I don't want to buy some shitty vegan food just to show in the video.

[video] 11:08 It's just that it's like, because it's frozen... It gets a little smushed in. Yeah, it's just like my first time eating durian.

11:15 Congrats.

[video] 11:22 yeah it reminds me of something something like i know it already huh i think some chocolates have this flavor from my childhood i remember um it's really stinky when it's fresh like super like yeah because i thought why do people not like it yeah no because it's lost that kind of fragranceness because it's a little bit like because it was frozen it's a little bit kind of almost dehydrated like a little bit not quite so Yeah, but it's still nice. It tastes good, you know. Yeah, it's nice. I like it. Yeah, I get why the vegans like it. Why not? It's okay. It looks pretty good.

[video] 12:04 Don't want to eat the skin. Nice.

[video] 12:08 There's seeds in it, too. This is super sweet, no? Not super. It depends. No, it's kind of more lemony and, like, pineapple-y. Yeah, that was the best. It's really good, huh? Same as Proust at the cafeteria.

12:21 I know, that's what I was saying.

[video] 12:23 Are your friends coming then?

12:25 Yeah, at two.

12:32 What's up, man? What's up?

[video] 12:35 How's it going?

12:35 Born in LA. How do you like it?

[video] 12:37 Born in Hollywood. You were born in Hollywood? Yeah, I was. It's alright. It's a pretty nice city. Too many people. Too close together, but... other than that it's quite nice nice weather a lot of nice beaches yeah that's for sure yeah

13:06 Grace Kelly, aha, that I recognize. Funny thing about these stars is that all of them are actually losers, naturally speaking, and they die in their 70s, 80s from heart disease or because they drink too much alcohol, because they're depressed, because they've been living an artificial shitty life all of their life. This is just a fucking joke and people look at these names as if they're special people.

[video] 13:34 I used to play tackle football with friends. That was always really fun. Although that's dangerous. You can break a bone fairly easily.

[video] 13:45 You can catch it however you're comfortable with it. That's what the technique's supposed to do.

[video] 13:52 I remember I watched a video of yours where you said like the flat earth population is 1 billion. Right. I don't know what you mean by that, but I could see the population numbers not being exactly accurate.

14:06 But... Yeah, I believe that it's really over exaggerated. Yeah. Because when you look a bit over 100 years ago, it was super low.

[video] 14:15 Oh, Gathys, you used mine. Be careful. Because I'm the circles, you're the squares. Oh, right. Well, we know where the other one of yours is, so. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's fine.

[video] 14:31 Further than your other. No, it's further. OK, you're right. Mine's closer. Right into the point.

[video] 14:46 It's like six weeks, no refrigeration. It's just mussel meat? No, it's liver.

14:52 Liver?

[video] 14:52 Yeah, this one's pretty small.

14:56 Liver is the best tasting high meat. So if you don't like this, you will definitely not like anything else.

[video] 15:06 This is not that bad.

[video] 15:23 It kind of does have that blue cheese taste. Yeah. I think it smells a little bit like wine.

15:29 Yeah, we ate blue cheese the other day. It tasted literally like high meat. Yeah, that smells terrible. Oh, yeah. It's high dairy.

[video] 15:35 Are you ready? I can feel it a little.

[video] 15:54 It's acidic and like, alcohol-y, I guess. Yeah. That's why I think it smells a little bit like wine.

[video] 16:11 So you guys switched up how to do the wines, right?

[video] 16:23 What 200? We raised 300.

16:32 400 total.

[video] 16:41 Are you bluffing or are you... Is there any way to find out? Nah, I don't think you're bluffing. I don't know though. Okay, fuck it. Hold it? Yeah. Okay. Are you happy? I am happy. I won the pot. Of course. Yeah. 300. How many? 300? Call.

[video] 17:10 Are you putting him all in or what? All in. What you got? Oh, that's all in for you, huh? I mean, I'll call. I'll call. That's fine. I got two pair. You gonna buy back in? No.

17:51 Shang-Ci hit it so perfectly. Three points. Second game winner.

[video] 17:56 No, no, no. What's up, niggas?

[video] 18:01 Did you just use the N word? Oh, I was imitating you. You say it all the time. That thing is actually, like, very... Yeah, holy shit.

[video] 18:13 Shall we run to Brian and fling in his arms?

18:16 Whoa, who's that sexy guy there?

[video] 18:19 Oh my god. What a stud.

18:21 Whoa.

[video] 18:26 Hi. Hey. What's up? Not much. Good to see you. Oh, you're already warm from the sun. Yeah. Nice. Got here like 10 minutes ago.

[video] 18:58 You can get lost over there. There's a lot of, what do you call it, those giant cats. Mountain lions, yeah. Yeah, so people get mauled over there.

[video] 19:12 Yeah, I think he's closer than mine. So I guess I get two points. So I hit it and close it. Two, OK. OK. Okay, that actually was a good idea. Forget about my complaining. How many do you have? I have one. Okay. We're going to damage the balls with that one. Okay.

[video] 20:04 I really love this game and I kinda like being on this channel. Wait! Wait! Wait!

[video] 20:35 Don't pick up the ball. Kids, you guys can't be between us and the ball. Okay. We try not to say anything private or else this is gonna get demonetized. We don't want this to get demonetized.

20:47 Oh my god.

[video] 20:47 Dad, who did this one?

20:49 It was him.

[video] 20:50 Okay. Alright. Oh, you're my favorite guy. You threw that? I made it right here. Yep. Oh, yes, finally. I'm on my team. My man is on the winning streak. You know what? You got to spin. All right. One point. I'm counting on you, man. I'm counting on you. I just want to say I hope you can upload this to YouTube so I can see myself on another channel. Bye.

[video] 21:20 I forgot the codes. I was like standing there trying to remember. I had the four numbers. I was like, fuck. You had your phone though, right? No, I didn't. Oh, shit. How many times did it take to get it? Brian! Brian! 10 times probably. Nice. Yeah. If he folds, it's more likely you'll win. Yeah, I fold. Well, how is it likely? So now it's just you and me and we can show. Oh, I don't have shit? No, for eights.

21:47 What do you have? For eights. Nice. How does it feel to be the first one out?