Sara Saffari: Metal & Cats Instead of Children @Sara Saffari

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0:00 Hey, what's up? As suggested, I'm going to be reviewing A Grocery Haul by Sarah Safari.

0:12 Those kind of microphones are unhealthy, the wireless ones. If you use it now and then, then nothing is going to happen. But if you use it for every video, then eventually you will see the problem. In this case, you would see it in the chest.

[video] 0:29 Okay, probably only two of you out of the tens of thousands have asked for this, but I thought it would be fun, so then maybe I can show you guys what to buy so you're not a fat piece of . I'm also a fat piece of sometimes, but you know, this is like a, I'm gonna show you what I routinely buy. I still go out to eat, I still like, this was filled with six cookies. I ate five of them right before.

0:50 Is that supposed to be surprising? Most people who go to the gym eat seed products. They have no idea what they are doing.

[video] 1:02 So, come along to go grocery shopping. We're gonna go to Sprouts. I was gonna do Costco, but sadly I'm just...

1:07 Sprouts is pretty expensive, but making people unhealthy pays well.

[video] 1:15 One person, you know, if I had a family, which I would love to have, I would go to Costco because I could buy in bulk. But me being alone, cooking only for myself. Ready to go shopping? Step one. Step one. Okay, so the first thing I usually do when I grocery shop is I come to the...

1:33 She's 24 years old, that's what it says online. I would've thought that she's around 30.

[video] 1:39 ...water section and I grab a water and I start drinking it because you can drink it or you can eat it as long as you pay for it at the end, right? Is that how it works? You don't need water, but yeah.

1:53 This water is dead already. I don't know this specific one, but I doubt that any of them are different. You will simply dehydrate yourself by drinking this kind of water. If you drink water from a natural spring, it is different, although blood, raw milk, fruits still hydrate you way better.

[video] 2:23 Intuitively.

2:53 What? You cannot intuitively lift metal go to the gym because your intuition tells you to never enter the building. That's why you feel so good when you leave again. That's why everybody says the best part about going to a gym is leaving the gym. Everybody says that because nobody likes to actually push and pull metal. And as a woman, it's even tougher.

[video] 3:22 follow along, but I'm not, you know, the best. We're gonna, I like my carb source to be pasta, so we're gonna grab some... Oh my god, man.

3:33 Pasta is slave grain sludge.

[video] 3:36 Organic, uh, two for four or three for five? Which one's cheaper? Three for five, I think. It's not organic. What is organic even mean? How can pasta be organic? Exactly. What? The grain. Oh, the grain? Yeah. I think it'll be good. It's good. So we're gonna get penne.

[video] 3:53 with a bow tie.

4:00 gonna get three pastas those are usually my carbs or so it's so crazy that people nowadays eat seed slime baked into these funny forms which they hate and then they put a bunch of cheese and red sauces over it because they hate it so much i'll um cook some ground meat and put it on top of that pasta with some of this sauce but i already have some of the sauce Yeah, exactly. Meat and a red sauce over it.

[video] 4:30 Best one of this sauce is the carbone one. Oh, this one. Oh, yeah. Yes. I use this as the pizza sauce. You make pizza? Yeah, like these healthy pizzas. They're so...

4:40 Healthy pizzas. Oh, my God. This video is way worse than I thought. I'll give you the recipe. Yeah, give me the recipe.

[video] 4:47 See, I go like one of these. My favorite one is the tomato basil. This one, oh my god, so good. But it kind of does hurt your pockets. $10 for this? Yeah, it's kind of crazy. It's kind of crazy, right? It's good quality. Yeah, bro. The ingredients of this... There's not a lot. So good. The less ingredients, the better. Like this is just like tomatoes, onions, olive oil.

5:07 We love olive oil because like... Olive oil is poisonous. How do you love it? Can you drink it? Can you take a bottle of olive oil and drink it? If you love it, then you could. If anybody is watching this right now and you think, wait, but I like olive oil. Please, drink it. Show it to us if you want to. Nobody is going to do it because everybody hates it.

[video] 5:33 Seed oils are bad, allegedly. Allegedly, that's what they say.

5:38 In most of the olive oils today, the seeds are also processed, meaning that you're consuming a sort of seed oil.

[video] 5:45 And we try not to look at the ice cream section or else we'll hold. So I just close my eyes and walk away from it. I'm very peculiar on my eggs. I am also very peculiar about my eggs. So the eggs are the one thing that I, you know, am a little bit more strict with. I don't care if my pasta is organic, but I do want pasture-raised eggs. You want organic pasture-raised eggs? Oh, my God. Oh, actually, yeah, they're on sale. Oh, my God, they're on sale. They're $2 off. They're actually cheaper, but they're the same price. We get organic pasteurized eggs. Look at that. Ooh. Every once in a while you get some poop on it too. Really? No, I'm just kidding. Oh. No, these are clean.

6:19 Actually, I gotta say those eggs taste pretty good. I've eaten them raw many times and I had no problem. Not suggesting eating eggs raw from a supermarket, but that's my experience.

[video] 6:31 These are the best eggs to get because you can tell when you make them, the yolk is so vibrant. Yeah. Like, it is neon yellow or orange. Like, that's how you know that the chicken was well taken care of. And then what I do is I get egg whites, organic.

[video] 6:46 You know that? We had two of these. Because we mix a cup of egg whites and two whole eggs every morning and eat it like that.

6:52 Have you ever had- That's so weird. The egg clear. The so-called whites. It's, if anything, what you should throw away. You should only eat the yolk. If you like the whole egg, then eat it. Cats, dogs, they also don't like the clear. They like the yolk, obviously, because that's where everything is at. The clear is basically just supposed to protect the yolk. To actually buy the clear separately is super strange. I guess that some people simply thought we only use the yolks for a lot of recipes. What do we do with the clear? Let's just sell it to some bodybuilders. Because a lot of bodybuilders buy it. Bodybuilders are actually the best waste product consumers. Really, they are. In a way, I guess that we should thank them? Because they eat all the garbage.

7:51 They don't eat really real food. Okay, a lot of them do eat meat. They cook it to death, but they still eat meat. Still, they also eat super much garbage.

[video] 8:03 That means, like, they, like, the soil, they'll, like, not recycle it, but, like, stir the soil that the chickens are on. Never mind. Bro, what are you talking about, man? No, I've never had that. That's like the best eggs you could possibly get. Really? Yeah, they're like $15 for a dozen though.

8:18 The best eggs are wild eggs, obviously.

[video] 8:21 I stay away from the veggies because like that's a lot of work to cook. So we don't really do...

8:25 Yes, because you don't want to eat them raw.

[video] 8:27 blue veggies we're gonna go to the meat section I take my time whenever I'm at the grocery store because this is like my only outing besides the gym so I really take my time it's so crazy that people actually buy green leaves flowers all kinds of plants it's actually insane I'm here you know what if I bump carts with the love of my life

[video] 8:52 But, like, Sprouts, somehow, like, whenever I leave here, I've only bought, like, four things, and it's, like, $100. It's fine, though. And then, also, guys, the best hack, and it also tastes really good, is ground chicken breast. It is... This is the best meat. I swear, this is the best meat. We're gonna go two of these.

9:07 Honestly, I've... No fat, uh... Doesn't sound appealing.

[video] 9:11 I've been feeling... I have the meat ick. You know what the meat ick is?

9:15 Yeah.

[video] 9:15 Yeah, I have the meat ick with ground beef, because every once in a while, when I get ground beef, I get the chewy part, like the...

9:27 Totally brainwashed, removed from nature. Oh my god, a part of the animal, I just want to imagine that it's something else, a bite in plastic. Where do you think it comes from? What would you do in nature? Would you look for plastic packages of meat or would you hunt down animals, drink their blood and eat their organs?

[video] 9:55 Ground beef? Yes, it happens. I swear to God, comment down below, you get it. That's why I don't eat Chipotle either, because I get the sus part. I'm gonna grab one. You just gave me the ick. I gave you the ick or the beef? Well, you didn't give me the ick. I just got remembered of my ick. We're gonna go one pack of ground beef because I also have high cholesterol.

10:12 Really?

[video] 10:12 Yeah, and they say high cholesterol is due to a lot of meat consumption, especially red meat.

10:17 Wait, no, you're joking. Wait, how brainwashed is she actually? High cholesterol. Is this a thing in 2025 that people actually believe this? This has been debunked 60 million times. Huh? I'm just surprised to see somebody talk about that in 2025. That's farmed salmon, for sure.

10:59 If you cook it then you may not notice how toxic it is, but it's really really bad for you. Farmed salmon is one of the unhealthiest things you could possibly eat.

[video] 11:11 Maybe I should call him. I'm gonna stop. I need to be more appropriate. I'm gonna be more appropriate starting right now. I'm gonna make salmon tonight. Who's coming over for salmon? Look at that. Like five bucks for a slab of salmon? We're doing that. We're doing that.

11:23 Yeah, because it's cheap garbage. Wild salmon is good.

[video] 11:29 This is gonna be a lot of food. I better- I need to lock in. I need to lock in and actually eat clean, eat healthy. So with my salmon, I pair it with rice. I don't pair that with pasta. Pair that with rice.

11:38 I don't even know what these people mean with eat clean and healthy. What does clean mean? What does healthy mean? Toxic farmed salmon? Not clean. Some kind of seeds with arsenic? Not clean.

[video] 11:54 But the thing about sprouts, if you have sprouts near you, that's what I'm saying. It's like, this is such a good deal. Like, five bucks? Five bucks for, like, a filet of salmon?

12:03 Really, you can't buy anything good in a supermarket. Nothing optimal.

[video] 12:07 Also, this is what I pair with my eggs in the morning. Ciabatta bread. So, like, I try to always do...

12:13 Grain sludge again, just like the pasta. Is this clean and healthy eating?

[video] 12:18 Protein source and a carb source. And then I don't really care about the veggies and... So I do eggs with bread.

12:26 What carb source? You're simply eating grain sludge made for slaves. It's supposed to fill all of your stomachs.

[video] 12:37 I do meat usually with pasta or rice. And I also do cheese. I love cheese. This is the best.

12:44 Yeah, because nobody likes bread or pasta. You like the cheese, the meat.

[video] 12:48 This cheese, it does something to me. It's the ghost pepper jack. I put this on my eggs. So delicious. You know what? I might have to ditch the bread for tortillas, actually. I've been feeling tortillas. So, the ciabatta. We're actually gonna get tortillas. These tortillas. Same shit. Yeah, these are fire. And the good thing about these, I make... So, I do my eggs and then I, like, stuff it in here and then I roll it up and then I eat it. Or I put my ground meat in this and eat it. My life is so sad.

13:16 Why? You're just eating alone? Yeah, these slaves are brainwashed to always eat a grain sludge even though they want the meat. Do you just eat grain sludge on its own? No, of course not. But, uh... instead of just eating meat which is what you want you think i need to put it on bread i need to put it into the pasta i need to wrap the bread around it this seed slime here always some kind of seed products with your meat and cheese but you never actually want it on its own

14:05 But you're not healthy in any way. Your diet seems to be horrible and you work out also a lot, right? I've never watched any of her videos but as far as I can see that's what the channel is about. It's all unhealthy, that's why you look older than you are. You're aging yourself, your youth is almost gone. And we can't even see her without the makeup, who knows how she really looks like.

[video] 14:34 Oh my god, this is a good deal, save $5?

14:39 Looks a little choppy, I ain't gonna lie.

[video] 14:40 They do, like look at that one.

14:42 Yeah. Again, cheap slave food. It's not the natural blueberries, the ones that you can find in a forest, but that's not even the problem, it's that they are really sprayed. Blueberries are heavily sprayed. You're basically eating antibiotics when you buy this garbage and plastic.

[video] 15:04 That bloob does not look like a good bloob. Say a bloob? Bloob. Maybe we'll do apples. I had an apple the other day. So good. Yeah, I'm not a big apple eater. Apples, the thing about apples are they're convenient. All you need to do is rinse it off and take it with you wherever you go. I'm not going to lie, I didn't rinse it. You didn't rinse it? I just raw dogged it. No, you can't raw dog. What? You can't. You actually can't. That's how you get diseases. What do you mean by that? I don't know what you're talking about. I was talking about the apple. No, exactly. They're not clean. They probably have GMOs on them or whatever. I was at Trader Joe's. Oh, yeah.

15:33 They have GMOs on them? What is that supposed to mean? She's so lost, so ignorant, living in her own fantasy world.

[video] 15:41 Look at that apple. I think that's a good one too. Okay, four apples should be good.

15:45 Dip them in peanut butter.

[video] 15:58 Fat deficient. It's always the case with people nowadays. Especially bodybuilders, because as you can see she buys chicken breast, or ground chicken breast.

16:19 There's basically no fat in those kind of cuts of meat and that's why you crave peanut butter, almond butter. It's just seeds ground up and then because of the oil in the seeds it seems kind of fatty. maybe kind of like butter not really but when you're starved and you want fat so much then you will eat a whole jar at once most likely that's probably the case for her of hate relationship because i will just destroy the entire thing of peanut butter so i look jacked yeah like if you were to see No, not at all. I wouldn't even know that she's working out if I would see her. But that's the thing with women. It's not as if anybody is made to lift metal up and down, but men in nature, if necessary, would do all the hard work, women wouldn't do it.

17:19 That's why they cannot adapt to any of the stress, they can lift metal as much as they want. And that's why a lot of them end up hopping on PEDs, simply because they don't really see any results, because they are not supposed to at all.

[video] 17:38 Yeah, it would be like, oh, she works out? For sure. OK, that's good. That's the goal here. Damn, she's buff. Who? I got to show you these kiwis. These say red kiwis. We're not racist, but you said yellow. Oh, these, golden. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These? Put them in the fridge. OK, the thing about kiwis is how do you eat it? Do you eat the skin? I don't. I get a spoon and spoon it out. $7 for seven kiwis. I promise you they're worth it. They are? Okay, we'll do the kiwis. Keep them in the fridge. Okay. Geez, I'll keep them in the fridge. Oh my gosh, these, what are they called? I don't know.

18:07 Kiwis are pretty acidic. They will burn your tongue and of course also your insides. Not that it's really noticeable, but if you would eat a lot of them, especially when they are unripe, it would burn quite a lot.

[video] 18:23 Oh my god, a jalapeno chip is so good, but nothing beats barbecue chips. Interesting. Barbecue chips, best chips.

18:29 But I can eat- Chips will guarantee you a heart attack or a stroke.

[video] 18:34 Easily, easily crack a bag. These are the best f***ing chips. Oh my god, they're on sale. They want me to do it. They want me to do it! But I'm not going to, because I'm practicing self-control.

18:44 It's actually really really poisonous because these potatoes are fried in soybean oil, corn oil, all kinds of seed oils and of course the seed oils have been deodorized. You don't smell how toxic they are. The taste is usually also removed from all of these oils and then of course You simply taste the additives, all kinds of drugs, and then you get addicted to them because of all the stimulants also, and then you keep eating this

19:28 potato chip drenched in oil That's the fat when you eat chips It's so bad It's understandable why people get addicted to them It's because they don't taste how toxic they are because the taste and the smell has been covered up in reality, it's one of the worst things you can eat and Yep.

[video] 19:54 I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. That's so good, though. These are the best chips, and that's how they get you. It's because, like, oh, they made this avocado oil. It doesn't matter if you eat an entire bag with 700 calories down the hatch. Only seven? That's looking not bad. So I should get them. For a whole bag, that's really not that bad. But, like, look, the bag's empty. Like, half empty.

20:09 And bodybuilders or whatever she's supposed to be, gym goers, they always only talk about calories, which have never even been measured as such in food or anything. There's no such thing as calories, but they have no idea, obviously, and she anyway, because she has no idea what she's doing there or in general with her life. They just count the calories, some symbols, and don't even talk about the toxic seed oils.

[video] 20:42 It's like... I don't know where this came from. I think it's because I restrict myself, like, a good amount sometimes. And then so when I do have something unhealthy, I binge it. Like, I can't have, like, I can't keep a bag of...

20:54 Yeah, it's very typical. When you don't eat naturally, when you don't eat raw meat, when you don't consume animals in their raw state, you will always have addictions, cravings, you will want to make recipes, buy chips, cakes, cookies. It all stops when you start eating naturally. You need to get rid of all the garbage in your body and after a while, You wouldn't even understand why you used to consume it. You would look at it in a supermarket and you would just walk past or look at it with disgust or just think how stupid you were, but you wouldn't think about eating it.

[video] 21:38 Oh my god, these are so good. You like chocolate? If it's not healthy for you, I like it. I finally showered for the first time.

21:44 And she talked about clean and healthy eating before. For like a week, so.

[video] 21:49 What the? I'm kidding. Bro, keep that to yourself. I'm kidding, I shower every day. I do, I do shower.

21:54 That's abnormal. I could understand why somebody would want to shower if it's hot outside, you're sweating all the time. Naturally, you would then go into the water, but in winter, do you feel the need to shower? You're gonna destroy your skin. It's gonna become really dry.

[video] 22:13 Okay, fine. If I don't work out one day, I probably don't shower that day. Fine, that's probably true. But I showered this... I mean, I worked out this morning, so I showered. They don't have the protein... Yeah, so... Let's move on. They don't have what I was looking for, so... We don't want any of these supplements because the only supplements that are good is raw nutrition.

22:31 Ooh, let's go back.

[video] 22:32 Because the only supplements that are...

22:36 Yeah, she looks pretty bad, very exhausted. The eye bags, the makeup is probably covering up some dark eye circles, and she's only 24. Without makeup, I don't know if anybody would watch her videos. I think that it would be scary. If women who go to the gym wouldn't be using makeup, it would really scare off a lot of people, men and women. Yeah, that's the problem with social media influencers. They don't show themselves. That's why we don't see what their lifestyle is doing to them. But we can still see it in this case.

[video] 23:16 Again, grain sludge. With seed oils? Almost all pizzas are made with seed oils.

23:35 and some cheese, even though in reality she just wants the cheese. And in actual reality she just wants to eat brain, which is pretty similar to cheese in a lot of ways. That would be the natural version of cheese, because we all have natural cravings and we imitate them with modern garbage slave food. it's funny how there's more levels to it it's brain then it's dairy which is really just what you used to eat when you farmed animals and try to recreate what you really want and then now you have absolute fake garbage and that's why people look the way they look they are super unhealthy have no energy you'll see what's going on with her also and then i realized burgers are anabolic you can have burgers whenever you want pizza Anabolic, that's bad. That just means that you're growing. Growing means aging.

24:34 Anabolic just means aging.

[video] 24:36 And then I realized burgers are anabolic. You can have burgers whenever you want. Pizza is the thing that's like a cheat meal. Pizza is my cheat meal, not burgers. Burgers are like... In-N-Out is probably the healthiest thing you can eat. A burger? Yeah. Okay, not the healthiest, but if you're gonna go out to eat, In-N-Out is healthy. Yeah. It's anabolic. That's another thing is you cannot come to the grocery store hungry because...

24:54 she says that it's healthy because it's anabolic meaning that dying sooner and aging your body is healthy that actually makes a lot of sense because she probably also believes that going to the gym is healthy and the result is the same an aged body Huh. Huh. Interesting. Really twisted logic.

[video] 25:19 You will want to buy everything. Uh, more or less. What do you think, how much do you think this is all gonna cost? Easily... 140. 140? Yeah. That's 112.95. 112. So you were close. Well, that's it. That's all I have for you guys. Unless you wanna go see my cat. Let's go see your cat. Okay. Look at this beauty, Chanel. She's scared.

25:39 Of course, 24 years old, and she has a cat. Oh, boy.

[video] 25:46 Right now. I love you so much. Mommy loves you.

25:49 Mommy. Yeah, because it's your child, of course. At least she admits it, unlike most people. That's the reason you buy pets nowadays. You enslave these animals in your house. It's because... You want children, that's it. Naturally, obviously, because you want what is natural. Always, anyway, your whole life. It will never go away. It's completely innate.

[video] 26:16 That cat's great, but that cat's not my baby. I'm gonna show you guys my baby. This is my child. This is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

26:24 That is so insane. Actually, really... A woman, a man also, but in a different way, of course, wants to take care of children. She wants to nurture. And if she isn't doing that because she's brainwashed, then she will simply get cats and dogs. But she will always want to do it. And she doesn't want to go to the gym lifting metal.

[video] 26:52 This is a 20 pound cat.

[video] 26:57 And she loves me. Right now she doesn't look like she loves me, but she sleeps with me every night. Isn't that right?

27:03 Yes, but you also enslave her. If you would open the door, would she go outside? Would she come back? Who knows? I'm not saying that she wouldn't, but maybe she wouldn't.

[video] 27:15 That's my baby. Like we're a package deal. I've got hair everywhere.

27:20 At the end of the day, cats and dogs or whatever kind of animals will not attach themselves to you the way humans would, especially your own child. Your own child would not run away, of course.

[video] 27:35 So you have no friends. Crazy cat lady. Yeah. Oh, this is actually turning into a sad video. It reminds me of that other bodybuilder girl that I reviewed.

27:57 She had a pig as a baby. Women are so lost today. Everybody is. But women are lost in their own way.

[video] 28:06 Anyways, thank you guys for watching. I hope you guys like this vlog. I have a little bit of pressure on these, like, Monday vlogs, because I don't know if you guys are going to like them. because it's me solo, me and Nick. So hopefully you guys like them. Please let me know what else you guys want to see. One person said grocery haul, so I did it. Anything else you want to see, let me know. I love you guys. Please like, comment, and subscribe, and I'll see you guys.

28:36 Really bad video, horrible content. It was so boring that it was almost unbearable. She eats bread, cookies, pasta, all the grain sludge, and she still talks about healthy and clean eating. Nobody understands what people who go to the gym mean by that, because none of them eat healthy or clean.

29:05 Is a seed slime full of pesticides and toxins clean? What is clean exactly? Is it ground meat which doesn't even look like an animal anymore? And if you find a proper piece of the animal inside, then you call it icky? She's disconnected from this reality, which is nature. she craves children so much, but instead she has two cats, and when she will be 30, 40, which she biologically is already, because of the extreme aging from the gym and the bad diet, all the stress, then she's probably gonna have five or ten cats. This is a typically

29:58 what you would call a cat lady, maybe not exactly yet, but

30:05 It looks like it's heading that way. If she actually wants to become happy, healthy, and if she wants to look good without makeup, then she needs to stop going to the gym, consuming all the grain sludge, and she needs to start eating what humans eat in nature. Raw meat. Or at the very least, an animal-based diet.

30:32 Then she will become fertile. She will be healthy enough to understand what she wants, especially mentally. Then she can become pregnant and maybe her life will turn out halfway good. But right now it's heading towards hell. Thanks for watching.