Simnett Nutrition: Super Tired Vegan Is Showing Signs of Dementia

Watch on YouTube · 2019-07-01 · 11 min

0:00 Alright, what's up? You guys have been asking me to review Simnet Nutrition, the steroid guy, who looks like an absolute pussy, considering that he's on drugs.

[video] 0:11 Out in nature but wearing sunglasses. Not surprised.

0:31 You eat an unnatural diet and love unnatural shit. Typical fake slave.

[video] 0:35 Actually, that's quite interesting. The way it is nowadays that boys get taught to like cars and girls are supposed to like dresses, etc.

0:56 Cars are unnatural. It's absolutely ridiculous that men are associated with cars. He's a stereotypical brainwashed loser. What an absolute loser. Men should not fucking like cars. It's the unmanliest thing there is.

1:19 Usually they try to compensate because they know that naturally they achieve nothing in their life. Absolutely nothing.

1:53 probably nobody gives a shit man he would maybe impress a few little boys or a girl who has no clue about anything I never watched any of his videos I didn't know that he's such a loser and the sunglasses what a tool

[video] 2:26 I haven't had anything to eat today, so I've got to put me in the car. I'll show you guys what I put in there when we get there. I don't even think I'm making sense.

2:36 He said he had nothing to eat. That's not true. You always eat something. You just ate yourself. Typical vegan cannibal.

[video] 2:42 Naturally, I would start my day with one. This is what you look like as a vegan on drugs. Even with cooked meat, he would look way better. What the fuck?

3:11 How can people take advice from him? Anyway, he put in a bunch of sugar, greens. I don't know what kind of greens those are, but let's just assume that it's full of oxalates, most likely. Flax seeds, phytoestrogens. Yeah, let's mess up those hormones. Let's teach that to little boys and... Most likely a lot of teenagers who watch your videos. Bravo, very good man.

[video] 3:38 Of course protein powder because you can't do shit with whole plant foods. Yeah.

3:49 You know that? Everybody does.

[video] 3:51 What a fake guy. So the reason why it has a different name and why the steering wheel is on the right side is because I imported it from Japan. So it's kind of like, in short... So incredibly boring, I'm gonna die. So that's pretty sweet. Stop hiding your tired eyes.

[video] 4:13 I forgot them. forgot them okay so i'm kind of bummed out because i forgot my sandwiches that i made so i made some awesome peanut butter and banana sandwiches and i'll put some b-roll over top of it here so you guys can see that i actually did make them and i just forgot to bring them they were still in the fridge so you guys can imagine right now if i was eating some peanut butter sandwiches how cool i'd look and how nourished i would be

4:42 It's actually quite ironic because the grains are what caused memory problems and damaged the brain and he forgot them at home. Be thankful you didn't damage your brain even more. All he had was some phytic acid, lectins and sugar from the bananas.

[video] 4:58 That's okay though, we brought a bunch of other food so I'm gonna see what else I can eat. You didn't bring any food if you didn't bring meat. i bought some trail mix as well because i always like to bring trail mix when i go out on like road trips or on vacation just a jar of anti-nutrients plant-based calories and it's really delicious so you can see in here i've got some sunflower seeds goji berries golden berries mulberries raisins got coconut cacao nibs cacao nibs are really good in a trail mix like this on their own i find them like kind of bitter but

5:36 This is just absolutely ridiculous. You can never find so many of these different seeds in nature. Out of their shell, probably roasted. The berries are dried. What the fuck is this? It's absolutely toxic. Eating seeds on purpose is literally retarded. Why would you eat seeds which are so carefully protected by the plants? They don't want to be eaten more than anything.

[video] 6:03 He doesn't understand what he's doing. And he promotes it to all of his stupid viewers. What the fuck? It's not though. Crystal's laughing at me. I like this snack. I think it's pretty good. So I just like jammed some dates down in the center of the romaine heart.

6:31 That's disgusting.

[video] 6:35 You absolute freak. It's not the best thing I've ever had, but it's good enough.

6:40 It's completely indigestible. You're gonna be bloated and fart all day long. That's it. That's what you get out of it. Why would you eat that?

[video] 6:50 Which I'm kinda forgetting to do. Wanna bite it? No, thanks. It's so good. So you definitely get some looks just chomping on a big head of romaine lettuce. This is how mentally ill you get as a vegan, that you eat that kind of stuff. So fruit's another good go-to snack for us or meal or whatever when we're out on the road. We always try and bring something that's just good and hydrating, delicious, gives you good energy. It's hydrating, but it's not a meal in any way. We had a great time. I saw so many cool cars.

7:20 I want to see all of the injections and pills that he takes.

[video] 7:24 Pets you are not gonna see. I admire pretty fast things. We're gonna take the ferry over to the mainland because we're seeing a couple friends that are coming here from the UK or California. Where do they live? Both. Yeah, they're around. He really has memory problems. We're gonna go and see them. We're gonna wander around town and then get some food. I'm so excited to eat.

[video] 7:45 you're starving i actually kind of have to go now too yeah definitely the best part of the day i'm so hungry i wouldn't be this hungry if i didn't forget my peanut butter sandwiches all right game time How can you be so hungry? And they actually make their own tempeh there. It's available all over British Columbia, probably other parts of Canada as well. I don't know about the Pacific. He doesn't even know the ingredients, most likely. They could have eggs in there, who knows what. So yeah, just good food. Lots of like lentil dishes. There's some cornbread there, some rice, lots of greens. They had really nice dressings and everything. But they also have some really good desserts here as well, which we...

8:22 I gotta think about the mental retardation of his viewers who believe that he builds muscle eating lettuce with dates and strawberries.

8:37 What can you even say to that? Do you not understand anything about the human body? Biochemistry, nothing whatsoever. Look at this shit. All that it does is make him sick. It's indigestible. He probably sleeps 12 to 14 hours a day, at least. After he makes the videos, he lays down and sleeps and just rests for the rest of the day. 100% guaranteed. This is so hard for the body to assimilate because of all the anti-nutrients. You don't get any minerals out of anything. Pretty much no protein because of the protein inhibitors. Vitamins? It's a joke. There's no vitamins nothing in there.

9:24 It's an absolute slave dish.

[video] 9:27 Make sure to get on the way out. Look at his eyes.

9:31 He looks like he's about to fall asleep. I put him in an epitome of malnourishment because he looks like he's dying.

[video] 9:40 Literally.

9:42 It looks like his face is melting. It's very typical among vegans.

[video] 9:46 Look at that.

[video] 9:52 You're super tired, just go and lay down. You're so pale, you look anemic. He probably can't wait to end the video and just lay down.

[video] 10:16 so tired that was a big day yeah we had to get up so early for the car show but it was definitely worth it super fun day thank you guys for coming you only got to sleep 12 hours hanging out with us today we had a super good day i feel like i'm just going circles there hope you guys enjoyed it we had a fun day your brain damaged and maybe like watch some netflix or something like that and yeah there's treats that we bought but not all of them crystal says well that's a lot of treats We'll see, we got a couple hours of daylight left.

10:47 Yes, rest little boy. Do you know why you're so tired? Oh yeah, because there's over 50 nutrients that are not found in plants. Because you eat like a fucking slave. Nobody in nature could even eat that way. Even if they wanted to. Which is ridiculous. Nobody would ever want that. Because those plants that you eat are man-made. They don't exist in nature. Yes. Oh, you didn't know that. Okay. Well, something worth looking into, man. All right. Thank you for watching.