Super Healthy Vegan Kids Convince Everybody to Go Vegan 🌱

Watch on YouTube · 2019-09-16 · 6 min

0:00 What's up? I'm going to listen to the latest vegan mega hit.

0:15 Yeah.

[video] 0:24 We're the ones who don't want to hurt a single cat, pig, chicken or cow.

0:31 So cringy, I don't know if I can watch it.

[video] 0:35 We're the ones who eat veggie burgers with beans, nuts, rice and seeds. And yes, we get enough protein. I mean, just look at that.

[video] 1:02 You are crazy. What the hell?

1:19 She's very pale, the glasses, vitamin A deficiency. It doesn't matter if she gets milk from her malnourished mother as a baby or if she's been vegan for only a few months. Bad eyesight is always a sign of malnutrition, usually caused by plant-based diets, even if they are not vegan. Also, the song is just terrible. It's completely out of tune. Terrible creativity if that's what you can call it Putting this online

2:09 shows that you're somewhat autistic because you don't care or even see how you're portraying yourself. Obviously most people would laugh at it. Rightfully so.

[video] 2:21 We're quite sure you've heard about us protesting in the street that's because we hate to see the strong picking on the weak we're the ones who tell the bullies to stop being so mean we never put animals on our plates cause of the heartbreaking documentaries we've seen that means her brain lost

[video] 3:07 kids but we're not that crazy after all yes we're vegan they're pretty crazy and pale yes we're vegan kids but we're not that different from you yes we're vegan kids but our hearts are the same and so you mom dad brother sister cousin and uncle grandma grandpa you can be vegan too what are those weird movements? so clap your hands and dance to the beat we got vegan cheese and cruelty free

[video] 4:00 Clap your hands and dance to the beat Join our club, we've got plenty of food

[video] 4:16 Really, most of them don't seem very bright, let's just say. Am I the only one who sees this?

4:44 They're completely not there mentally. Why would you do this?

4:51 It's complete brainwashing. Cruelty-free meat. Maybe they even believe that it's meat or that it has all the nutrients that they need.

[video] 5:00 Wow. Come on.

5:27 Okay. Wow. The parents brainwash and torture, abuse at least the kids by feeding them a diet that doesn't have over 50 nutrients. And the kids now believe that their friendly pet, the dog, which is a wolf essentially, a carnivore just like us, can also be vegan. Wow. I didn't expect that at the end, but okay, I'm not surprised. This is what's going on nowadays. Everybody can be vegan and it's great for everybody, for the family, the friends, blah, blah, blah. No, it's malnutrition. There's only one natural diet for every animal. And humans are, in every way, by nature, carnivorous. The two lead singers have glasses, are pale. I don't think that anybody would look at them and think, oh yeah, I want to be like them. or that any parent would want their kids to be like that.

6:25 It's not going to convince many people for sure, but it is a good joke. Thank you.