Supreme Banana: Mentally Ill Vegan Wants Fish so Badly but Her Religion Forbids It

Watch on YouTube · 2019-05-18 · 9 min

0:00 Hey everyone, I'm going to watch a new vegan what I eat in a day video by Supreme Banana.

[video] 0:11 Why, hello! It is your girl, Cammie Penn, also known as Supreme Banana, also known as Cammie Dot Penn. Yes, I just changed my Instagram handle, I know. Really living on the edge here. Welcome to another What I Eat in a Day as a vegan. Completely mentally ill. But some of you guys were expressing some worry, saying, Cammie, are you ever going to make vegan content again? Cammie, what the f*** are you doing with all this spirituality BS? Make more vegan. People like to watch mentally ill people because they're mentally ill themselves. Water dehydrates you.

[video] 0:50 Plus you flush out all of the nutrients. Very stupid. Alright, coffee is toxic. I would hope that most people understand this today, but no they don't.

1:15 You produce stress hormones in response to the toxins and that's why you get energy. It's not energy, obviously.

[video] 1:22 It's delusional. The worst thing you can do as a vegan. You're already starving.

[video] 1:42 Then you don't eat anything at all. And it was a weird concoction because I am just lazy shit chef, as you guys know. So I just got out three brown rice cake thins. And then on top of it, I put my favorite hummus. I wouldn't be surprised if she watched some idiot like Rhonda Patrick who lies about starving. If you don't have a favorite hummus, do you even vegan, bro? Saying that it's healthy. And this is where my snack gets a little weird. But she's not vegan, so probably not. I had this vegan tuna type thing that I actually got. okay so you're mentally and admit that you want tuna but you don't eat it things and i'll be real the first time i tried vegan tuna was also the last time because it was freaking disgusting but this one was actually pretty good it actually did taste pretty tuna-y i wouldn't say like great but it

2:28 If you're a vegan and you believe that you should be eating plants, then why do you eat something that tastes like tuna? It makes no sense. You're admitting that you're mentally ill.

[video] 2:38 Literally.

2:39 I don't say that to offend you.

[video] 2:41 You're literally mentally... It was very you know hearty and filling and I had a lot of flavors in it And I've been taking these vitamins from care of they are so freakin handy They come those are toxins and they come in these little daily packets that are specifically designed just for you for slaves You do this quick little five minute quiz It's pills. You're sick.

3:06 Only sick people take pills.

[video] 3:08 So they made sure all of my supplements and vitamins were vegan. They even had an omega in there, like an omega-3, which normally is just like fish oil, but they had one that was vegan, which was freaking awesome. I was really happy to hear that. There is no such thing. It's an animal fat. The first 100 people to use my code SUPREMEB with the link in the description will get... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shitty money making, as always. Yep. This is the most mentally relieved I've watched so far. For sure.

[video] 3:57 I'll give it a 6.5 out of 10. But damn it, it's a little dry. It's like a joke. I don't understand what I'm watching. That's what she said. But it ran out of water. Well... Alright, she said broccoli.

4:39 Nitrogens. Toxic. Noodles, carbs and anti-nutrients. It doesn't let you absorb the minerals. The balsamic is to hide the taste because all of that shit tastes terrible. And then there's garlic, which a lot of vegans use nowadays. I've never seen frozen garlic, but fresh garlic is so toxic that the toxins, which you obviously taste because it tastes so horrible, kill every cell in the body that they touch, especially the brain cells.

[video] 5:09 which obviously happened but try adding salad dressings to your pasta it is delicious or i just have really and disgusting without it it is delicious exactly and i'll admit that was pretty freaking tasty and fulfilling but um taste is irrelevant it's man-made this always happens at some point in the day especially during that time of the month my sweet tooth came in to absolutely kick my ass well Chocolate, obviously. So I have this vegan chocolate bar. It is cashew butter and raspberry jelly dark chocolate. Like, oh no.

5:43 That's just a craving for animal food.

[video] 5:45 I haven't tried it before. Oh, yes. I also made myself some throat tea. Very random. I don't know, it just helps with your throat when you are doing a lot of...

[video] 5:59 singing get your mind out of the gutter but this chocolate is so guys it's literally been 14 minutes and uh

[video] 6:14 okay so for dinner i started by chopping up one sweet purple potato and yes i cook it oxalates because okay i'm a chef and i'm lazy and it works okay then i chopped up some garlic which i find oddly again toxic and then i chopped up this it's really incredibly toxic huge bell pepper and then just eat this much of garlic Just that little piece. All toxic. Don't just say that, it just is.

[video] 6:54 There's some cherry tomatoes, some avocado, there's some goddess dressing. Again, dressing, of course, because it all tastes like absolute crap. It's man-made vegetables and fruit. And I had a lot of whole foods, meaning I had a lot of nutrition in it, which I really was going for. What nutrients?

7:14 Just name something. Never heard any vegan name anything. They just say nutrients.

[video] 7:19 They religiously believe it.

7:22 They have no idea.

[video] 7:23 You're a drug addict.

[video] 7:32 Literally. I'm pretty sure she also takes antidepressants. Just a horrible drug dealer. She even looks like a drug dealer actually.

[video] 7:55 you will see in the morning or whenever so you can remember to actually take them so if you're interested in care of you can use the link down below and the first hundred people to use that link with disgusting 30 off their first month just horrible eat eat peace love rock and roll don't forget to stay supreme and i'll see you guys next time bye all right by far the faker speed youtuber watches i don't even know what to think of it

8:18 At times, I was hoping that it's a joke. Maybe it even is. What the fuck? Wow. Anyway, she didn't get over 50 nutrients in this vegan day of eating, just like all vegans, because it's not found in plants. It's only found in animals, because there's a lot of animal vitamins. This is how a girl on drugs and a nutrient-deficient diet acts. It's just...

8:46 Imagining being around her...

8:50 I don't know what I would do with... Wow. She probably makes people around her mentally ill just by being this mentally ill. Anyway, thanks for watching.