The Vegan View: How 3 Vegans Torture Their Bodies 🌱

Watch on YouTube · 2019-04-05 · 6 min

0:00 Hi everybody. There's a channel called The Vegan View. Yes, really. And they posted a video showing what three of them eat in a day. Alright.

[video] 0:10 Ugh. Total cringe fest. They're fake.

0:27 What the fuck is this?

[video] 0:29 Today we're going to be showing you what we eat in a day. We love making these kinds of videos because we just think it helps give some good ideas and some good variation on what a vegan diet looks like. So we filmed our breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks and we hope you guys enjoy. Hey guys, it's Hannah. So this morning I am making a green smoothie. So basically I'm starting with a bunch of greens. I have spinach and baby kale here and then I'm adding some coconut water and a nice little Are you a sheep? And the coconut water is pasteurized. Absolute crap. What kind of energy? It's full of anti-nutrients and toxins. It destroys your digestion.

[video] 1:10 taco celery i'm adding in a banana and then some apples actually it's just one apple but i have a little tip on the apple here i went with a sweeter apple this time around and i like a more sour apple so if you like your smoothies for america's toxic stop it sour apple and then i'm adding some ground turmeric and some lemon juice and then i'm just blending it all together and that is what i had for breakfast

1:34 Incredibly toxic. Absolute poison.

[video] 1:37 Did you wake up with all of the makeup? Show us your actual skin. Don't hide it. So even on a busy day I do like my oatmeal and the trick to making a nice thick oatmeal is to just barely cover the quick cooking

2:01 all right fiber anti-nutrients there's no vitamins nothing in oats and almond milk causes calcification of the whole body it is the cause of heart disease for a lot of vegans honestly this combination is so good i love how it turns the whole bowl this really bright beautiful purple color and even though it's simple it's one of my favorites Just looks like puke.

[video] 2:27 Another vegan imitating eggs. That's all that I see.

[video] 2:42 Wow, I forgot to press record. So, but there are other things in this and I will get on recording a real recipe video for it soon. So sorry, I am so clumsy and just forgot to press record. But as you can see, I had some tomatoes and Your brain doesn't work. Hmm. Why? Oh, you're so fake. It's so hard to watch. Just eating junk food.

[video] 3:26 red zinger bowl without honey and it was so good hi guys it's nisha again more junk food i just had some soup and some juice and i had some lunch with jesse he had some kind of burrito and smashed potatoes there he is with his artorexia you're just starving i just had some soup for lunch today because i wasn't really feeling well i had a cold this week and this was perfect i never get a cold

3:53 how come and this is totally something that you could make at home in fact i kind of make a similar thing at home quite often and it's just very filling and a good way to get in a bunch of plants it's filling because it's full of fiber there's no nutrients they say vegan on the back which makes it really convenient i've seen these at oh yeah i am a slave i'll check the package is it vegan yes okay i buy i eat yummy yummy yummy

[video] 4:18 The focus doesn't like a big veggie bowl with just whatever I had which happened to be zucchini and green beans And I wanted this to be really really savory and salty because my lunch was a little bit on the sweeter side I added some cooked cauliflower that I already had in the fridge and then to give it a really nice savoriness I added some olives and also some sun-dried tomatoes and

4:40 They have salt added to them. There's no such thing in nature. What you would eat would be animals. That's why you want savory food. It's your body asking for animals. That's the only way.

[video] 4:53 You totally don't listen to what your body wants. I added some sauerkraut again for extra saltiness and also because sauerkraut is a really good

5:06 Again, that's not what you wanted. You're mentally ill and you don't know what you want. You're not listening to your body. It doesn't want vegetables with fucking salt. At all.

5:28 Shut the fuck up.

[video] 5:29 It's not cheese, stop saying it. I get it, you want real cheese. Then just eat it.

5:50 Again, imitating meat. Seen this a million times from vegans. Oh, man-made.

[video] 5:55 There's no such thing in nature. You're eating man-made food, that's all you eat. Typical slave. You have very fake smiles.

[video] 6:21 People that I would never want to be around.