The Worst Relationship Advice You Will Ever Hear | 100% Failure Rate @alpha_male_s

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0:00 Hi, guys. As requested by some of you, I'm going to review a video by Alpha Male Strategies. It's called, The Only Way to Get a Woman to Fall in Love.

[video] 0:15 What's up, fellas? So, I had a loyal patient supporter that wanted to know, can you raise a woman's interest talking on the phone? Now, this seems like a simple little question, but there's a lot of layers to this shit. So first off, yes guys, you can raise a woman's interest talking on the phone. Guys, for a fact, just to put this out there, the only way you get a woman to fall in love is with this right here. See this? See this motherfucker right here? See that tongue?

0:50 That's one of the stupidest things I've heard in my whole life. Language is man-made. There is no language in nature. Women and men do not care whatsoever about what we say, man-made words coming out of our mouths. It's really ridiculous. Also, There's of course only attraction which makes you fall in love with somebody. When people say love at first sight, really it means attraction at first sight, because when you find somebody very attractive, you fall in love with them, which really just means that Biochemically, there's a lot of chemicals created in your body and every time you sense this human, when you hear them, smell them and of course see them, which is why it's called love on first sight because sight is the most important part of it, then you will create these chemicals and they will make you fall in love with them, so to speak.

[video] 1:44 Alright, you see that tongue? You see these teeth? That's the only way you get a woman to fall in love. Everything else is just for attraction. Everything else.

1:55 Attraction is love.

[video] 1:57 Your body is just for attraction. Your finances is just for attraction. That means, yes, you being ripped up and shit, or you being a good looking dude to her, because looks are subjective, to her... That will attract a woman. She'll say, oh, he's cute.

2:14 Looks are sort of subjective in the sense that nowadays we have types that we are into, but objectively, everybody can say if somebody looks beautiful, yeah.

[video] 2:26 This is the only thing that gets a woman to fall in love with you. This is it. Any other reason why a woman is with you is simply, if a woman's with you for your money, it's simply because she views you as a beta male provider. That's it.

2:41 That is very true, of course. As I said in other videos, there are no beta and alpha males, but really, women are just looking for natural males, so to speak, naturally healthy, hormones intact and so on. And if she wants somebody with money, then she's only using them, of course, because money doesn't exist, it's an idea, it's not something that we can naturally get attached to. But of course, if you spend a lot of time with somebody, you do get used to them, the same way a baby gets used to his parents and siblings. And that's also a kind of love you could say, arguably. And maybe that's more so what he's talking about. You're together with this human all of the time, and that's how you fall in love. But it has nothing to do with man-made language, words, and so on.

[video] 3:21 This was all that we had when I was young, was to talk on the phone. That's all we had. That's what we did. We talked on the phone. It was common practice to talk to a woman on the phone for 30 minutes to an hour, sometimes longer than that. That's also a very unnatural way to communicate with a woman and of course she's not going to fall in love with you over a phone. That's literally impossible.

[video] 3:55 Yes, you can't get a woman to fall in love with you or raise her interest talking on the phone.

4:00 No.

[video] 4:00 But we live in a different age today as we all know. Now, if you talk too much to a woman on the phone, she gets bored because you're too available. Guys, we didn't have this issue when I was young of women getting bored because you was too available and shit like this. I never remember when I was young coming up talking to women on the phone and they getting bored. And this shit just started happening like doing somewhere like... The mid-20s or some shit like that. Yeah, women would lose interest, but it wasn't because I was too available. They would lose interest because maybe I wasn't, you know, their cup of tea as far as personality-wise, or maybe I didn't stand up to them enough. Whatever the case, y'all guys know why shit run this course. Goddamn, I don't got to break down every scenario of a girl losing interest in me. Goddamn, shit ran this fucking course, all right? Goddamn. All right, so... Seems very aggressive.

[video] 5:17 Now what you do? With all these options, can't find shit. You got every fucking premium channel. You got Netflix, you got fucking Hulu, you got Amazon Prime, and yet you can't find shit on TV. Why? You're flipping on the show for 20 fucking seconds. If ain't nobody got their fucking head blown off in 20 fucking seconds, you're changing the fucking channel.

[video] 5:40 Short attention span. That's what options give you. That's what women have now. That's what Facebook, day naps, Instagram has given women now.

5:50 Short... For sure, good points, but it's very hard to listen to him because he's very aggressive. I wonder how long women can even stand to be around him because there's obviously something very wrong there biochemically. He's very stressed.

[video] 6:03 Now, until you... keep that shit to a premium. She ain't earned... phone conversation on the phone, other than the first five minutes to set the date or some like that. After you done , she done earned a little air time, all right? So you can reward the with a phone conversation once a week, maybe 20, 25 minutes, Make sure you set the date on that phone conversation because we ain't finna be talking on the phone every fing day. I didn't create the rules. This is the way things is. Unfortunately now, if you're too fing available, women lose interest.

6:43 Of course you created the rules. Or somebody else, but it sure as hell is not how humans naturally are together. You simply like somebody, you have children with them and then you spend the rest of your life together and you're always around each other. You do not abuse and neglect women, set a time for when you should call them because they will otherwise think that you're too available. What woman on earth would care about that? So strange, man. And he believes that he has it all figured out.

[video] 7:13 Goddamn, if one ear look like it's one centimeter bigger than the other, women lose interest. If this eyebrow look like it got a little bit more hair than this eyebrow, they lose interest. I didn't, hey, this is what options does, all right? If one shoe screen look like it's a little longer than the other shoe screen, she lose interest. So now let me set the rules for talking on the phone. All right. If it's long distance, like that once a week, 20, 30 minute conversation. Keep it at that. Get off the phone. Make sure you try to set a date. If it's long distance enough to where y'all can't see each other that often and you can't set a date, then, you know, you just talk to her next week. Y'all can maybe text in between then. But you don't want to be talking on the phone.

7:54 If you as a guy don't have any interest in talking to her, you just really don't find her interesting, which probably means that you don't find her attractive, then you shouldn't have any contact with her anyway, or you're just simply abusing and using her. And if she doesn't have any interest, then it's the same thing essentially. But if you do have the interest and you want to call her all of the time because you miss her, then that's what you should naturally do because you should be listening to your body and we should always do exactly what our body tells us to do. But this guy is saying, Don't listen to your body, don't listen to your intuition, to your senses. Ignore it, because this is how you will... What's the actual thing that he's trying to achieve? He's not going to have a long-term and loving relationship with this girl if he does that to her. They're gonna fight all of the time, it will just be horrible.

[video] 8:39 And this goes deeper than just you don't want the woman to lose attraction because you're too available. This goes to the thing that you should be too busy anyway, guys. Honestly. All right? Honestly.

8:59 You should be too busy for her? Is that what he's saying? Because if you look at divorce forms, for example, then you will find out that the main reason a woman leaves a guy is because he's too busy. Too busy with work or whatever. he doesn't have enough time for her, because as I said, in nature, you would always be together, essentially. Yeah, you would hunt now and then and whatnot, but for the most part, most of the day, and that's something that you would enjoy, naturally.

[video] 9:27 Now, with me, if it's a girl that's close proximity, I kid you guys, no lie, when I stayed in Brooklyn, it was this girl trying to use me for attention. I met her getting off the train. She stayed round the fing street. I'm not making s up. And when I say round the street, I don't mean four blocks. No, no, no, no. If I live on this street, if you go up this street and turn right there, she stay on that street. You can walk to the fing house in two minutes. She called me about four or five different occasions, on four or five different occasions, trying to talk on the phone. And I'm like, why don't you just walk around here and, you know, see me? Oh, this, oh, I'm doing laundry, this, that, and all. I said, well, when you get through doing laundry, come, you know, hit me up and you come around here and see me. Never saw her. Prime example of what I'm talking about. Stayed right around the fing street, but yet she couldn't make time to come. And so this is what I'm saying when y'all guys talk to these women. Make sure that you already fed her if you're going to talk to her on the phone. Up to you to f her. Set the date, get the fuck off the phone.

[video] 10:23 Once you're fucking them, one conversation a week, 20, 30 minutes, you know, with a girl that's in your rotation. I'm going to be honest with you guys, I don't even do that. I don't even do that. But I do understand that I do have young guys over here that, you know, you're talking to girls in school and this is what you do. I get it. I get it. I know everybody who's over here ain't fucking. 40 years old. I know I got 17, 18, 19-year-old young guys over here, all right, where you might live with your parents, and a girl coming over every night ain't an option, so, well, you have to talk on the phone. I get that, but make sure you just keep it the week, guys, all right? We as men, we have to stop valuing our attention. Women want to use it for...

10:57 Horrible advice to young guys. They're gonna be miserable the women they're gonna be with are gonna be miserable because of them He's really just ruining any possible future relationships Imagine if a girl falls in love with a guy maybe he's the first guy she's together with and then he calls her once a week, ignores her calls otherwise, even though I can tell you for sure he wants to have contact with her, but because he watches this stupid guy's videos, he just doesn't. He ignores his own senses. If you should be giving any advice to anybody when it comes to relationships, the first one should be listen to your buddy and do exactly what you want to do, always. You want to message her? Do it right away, literally in that second. You think about her? Tell her that, always.

[video] 11:42 Don't let women use you like that. Alright, women will use you to talk on the phone. Women will use you when they with you for free attention.

11:52 I wonder what he believes women get out of talking to somebody on the phone.

[video] 11:56 Goddamn eight days and we ain't fing care. What the hell you call that? That's just as bad, guys. That's why I tell you to cut these women off after three days if you ain't got no ass. She's just using you for attention. Probably passing time to the dude she's probably on a break with her boyfriend and you just keeping her mind off of him. F that b****. All right, guys, so that's the rules to talking on the phone. But, yes, guys, this is the only thing that gets a woman, that raises a woman's interest. All that other shit, that's just for attraction. If you think I'm lying.

12:28 Now he says interest before he said love. Yes, you could lie, of course, and manipulate women over the phone or even in real life with your mouth and tell all kinds of stories and then she may be artificially sort of interested in you.

[video] 12:42 If you think I'm lying, how many times have you guys met women? They're about to piss in their pants with attraction when they saw you. And then three weeks later, they flagging on a date. What the hell you think happened? Did you gain weight? In three weeks, you got fat in three weeks, you lost attraction? What happened in those three weeks? What you was saying out your mouth, wasn't hitting on about. And when I say saying out your mouth, checking her in a smooth, seductive frame, all that counts as what you saying out your mouth. What you, all that, passing test, all that, what they got, it come out your ears, it come out your mouth. This is the only thing that raises a woman interest.

13:25 All right, there you go. Somebody who is completely ignorant about relationships and how women and men naturally work together. I'm sure that he has never had a functioning relationship in his life. It's completely clear. How could you possibly? It's some of the worst relationship advice I've ever heard in my whole life. It's just so terrible. Thanks for watching.