These TikTok Clowns Are Wrecking Your Health

Watch on YouTube · 2026-03-11 · 28 min

0:00 hi i'm going to be reviewing random tiktok videos and youtube shorts he caught a dead fish he obviously bought it and used it for the video

0:24 Yes, take out the organs, the best part of the fish, throw it all away.

0:43 Now let's smear something oily, slimy and poisonous on top of the fish. Afterwards he will probably grill it.

1:01 These kind of videos are horrible because naive people will watch them and believe that this has something to do with natural living It's absolutely delusional. You cannot find any of this in nature and you cannot simply go into the water and Catch a fish with your spear like that. If you're very skilled, then you will be able to catch something, but not like that.

1:35 and some push-ups yeah just intuitive natural living i will grill some fish and in the meantime i will push myself up from the ground for no reason just like that that's just what we do in nature oh my god

2:02 Okay, you give the green leaves to the tortoise.

2:10 Okay, that was the only natural thing that he did.

2:20 Oh my god, this video is so fake, I can't even. And he actually probably believes that these man-made fruits are found in nature. They are, technically, but... in way different forms.

2:38 I don't know what the point of this video is, but these kind of videos just really piss me off. If it's a joke, then great, it's funny, right? Delusional modern humans imagining that this is how life in nature is. If that's the point, then good video. If not, then a horrible video.

3:04 absolutely cultivated fruits which don't exist in nature and a fish which was destroyed by heat and some oily toxic substance, whatever that was.

3:22 And then you eat the dry fish instead of the raw juicy fish, which is what humans in nature do. Cool, man. You proved to us that you were removed from reality.

[video] 3:34 Bismillah.

[video] 3:43 This bright green liquid I'm mixing into some flour is pine needle water because I'm... Of course. Flour with pine needle water. Back at my ongoing mission to make tree-flavored bread. After some mixed results attempting to infuse wood flavors, I thought it was time to go big with these fragrant and flavor-packed white pine needles. So just gonna blend some- This can't be serious, right? These needles and their accompanying twigs into some water. And after straining, we're left with-

4:16 Twigs also. Oh my God, man.

[video] 4:19 What's wrong with people today? This wonderful green liquid that smells like pure conifer. So I'll just combine this with some flour to make an overnight loaf, as I feel like this might suit the flavors well. Giving some added fermentation time without going full sourdough, which might clash or overpower the pine. So after adding salt and just a tiny bit of yeast, just a matter of a few folding sessions within the first hour and a half of rise time, followed by a bulk overnight ferment. And by the next morning, it's looking lively and gassy and brilliantly.

4:44 Literally the opposite of lively. I hope that he's joking. It's actual seed slime mixed with pine needle water. The very opposite of food.

[video] 4:57 Green. Now that's interesting. There's a distinct pine-like aroma to this. I don't know, I'm feeling optimistic. So now it's just time to shape and place into a banneton to rise for about an hour, after which it goes into a preheated Dutch oven to bake for about...

5:10 If you can shape your food, then you know that it's not food. It's as simple as that.

[video] 5:18 30 minutes. Pull that lid off. Give it another 15 minutes or so. And we now have one fine-looking loaf.

5:24 so while that you now have a seed slime baked into some round weird looking form with a pine needle water inside of it that's what you have

5:38 Where are you living? Not in this reality.

[video] 5:41 This reminds me of this lesson that we had in school. It was the worst one out of all of them. Ugh.

6:08 Horrible memories.

[video] 6:10 Oh, I'm gonna go for that. All right, now I'm really curious about a couple things with that bread. First, I can't wait to see what color I see when I cut into it.

6:17 I've done enough dessert baking and natural dying with conifer needles to know that they- We had this teacher who taught us how to create wooden tools, bowls, and all of that. It was so boring. It was so horrible. I almost died during those lessons. I think that we had them twice a month or something. Painful.

[video] 7:02 the golden tone is really pleasant just perfect for serving up a slice of pine bread which means it's time to cut this loaf open and would you look at that it stayed green on the inside i can't believe it really happy about that all that's left to do now is give it a taste that's crazy i can absolutely taste pine in there you get the occasional bitter note and then the bitter note the toxins

7:27 Oh my god. Who the fuck is this guy? He needs some help. I'm serious.

[video] 7:33 We're now and then riding a wave of a whisper of of resinousness and then to the side comes a little bit of the almost citrus-like flavor of those needles.

7:44 wild he said wild it's actually literally not wild it's the opposite of that wild means self-willed you're brainwashed you just ate something which you don't want to eat just because uh you believe that eating slime and pine needles is somehow good for you because of some Magical vitamin C inside of there, which is supposed to prevent scurvy? Where did you get this idea? That has never been proven. This guy doesn't live in this reality, as I said.

[video] 8:18 What's the effect of cayenne pepper on human parasites under the microscope? What happens once it's applied is truly unbelievable. You don't need a robot voice explaining what you can already see. So I'll shut up for now, but I'll be back at the end to talk about- It will kill them.

8:34 What do you expect? Cayenne pepper is a toxic substance.

[video] 8:39 How we can use the experiment's results to benefit ourselves.

8:44 You cannot benefit from a toxic substance.

9:04 Is this supposed to be surprising or what? Your own senses tell you that cayenne pepper is toxic. Why would you be surprised that it kills other living organisms which are smaller than you? If you would consume too much of it yourself, then it would be lethal. It just depends on the dose.

[video] 9:30 Yes, and also humans.

9:36 If the dose is high enough, and if you consume something that's good for you, then no matter what the dose is, It's never toxic because it's not toxic. Use this.

[video] 9:49 Regularly consuming cayenne pepper will surely help kill harmful parasites. However, the eggs or larvae will survive. McDonald's is just regular meat and bread. You conspiracy guys are crazy.

[video] 10:04 Stop overreacting. July 7th, 1999. Bought a hamburger, McDonald's hamburger. I think it was 79 cents in Logan, Utah. There's the sack that it came in. That was a wrapper it was in. And that's disintegrating more than the hamburger is probably. I wonder why he even kept it. As an experiment?

10:22 They use very strong preservatives.

10:48 Hmm. Still, of course, even when you use salt, then the meat gets old. After over 20 years, it shouldn't be like that.

[video] 11:02 You have to be very low weight and you have to be underweight to fit in the clothes. For shows right now, I don't know if I...

11:12 I guess that this is about modeling? makes you wonder why they want women to look like that. Why do they promote those kind of physiques, that kind of weight? Because that means that women who will want to look like them will be possibly infertile.

[video] 11:36 Get there in a healthy way. I was there last summer in a not healthy way. I mean, it's more so like not eating is the most common. But sure, yes, girls do cocaine and throw up.

11:49 Yes, it's very... She looks sickly, very tired. You can see that kind of anemic looking, just not well nourished. And it's obvious why. Then they use a lot of makeup, and that's why the models look kind of okay. But most of them do look underweight. It doesn't look good. They do have pretty faces usually, but they look like they are kind of dead inside. They live this fake life. They act all the time. They eat fake food or do other stuff, as she said earlier.

[video] 12:37 Common. It's more common than you think. This is another cheap and easy meal you can make in your house. All right, here we go again with these zucchinis. You got to peel them though.

12:45 I remember when this guy commented on my videos back when I made the first Pyramid series and he was saying that people need to be aware about the dangers of veganism. And I guess that... Now he's kind of back to eating a raw vegan diet. I'm not sure. I never followed him. Oh, because the skin tastes really bad.

[video] 13:11 And this is how I make the spaghetti pasta. Now, a lot of you guys were commenting yesterday saying, oh, you should cook it. No, this will absorb the sauce. If you cook it, it will get too soggy. And by the way, you should eat raw zucchini. It actually tastes really good. And for the sauce, we use tomatoes. I love tomatoes. I could live off them. Cherry tomatoes, grape tomatoes, whatever you can find. Here's my secret ingredient. Those mangoes.

13:30 You can't live off them, but they can kind of taste like savory animal foods. Not really obviously, but when you are a raw vegan, That's one of the closest things that you have to savory foods, and that's why they like it so much. That's why they make all of these red sauces. They want the blood, the raw meat so much. The more malnourished you are,

[video] 14:03 the more you will imitate animal foods these are the best mangoes in the world i mean i'm so lucky to have them so what i do is i dehydrate them and they thicken the sauce and they sweeten the sauce here it is it's two things tomatoes and mangoes that's it and honestly it blows my mind every time you could add salt and pepper sometimes they do salt but honestly you don't really need it exactly

14:24 it's funny because he imitates noodles with the zucchini and noodles themselves are an imitation of animal foods when you combine them with a red sauce and typically that would also have ground meat but in this case it's so-called zucchini noodles with tomatoes and mangoes, meaning that it's an imitation of an imitation. People used to eat noodles with some cheese and ground meat and tomato sauce because they had no food. It's famine food. And now he's imitating famine food with something even worse. And if the goal is to gain weight, then it will work because it's famine food. Obviously, you will lose weight. That's not healthy.

[video] 15:12 Give it a little rinse and you're ready to eat your dinner. I eat this all the time, you guys. It's so freaking good. I wish you could taste it.

15:20 As I said, the more...

15:23 starved you are the more likely it is that you will enjoy this kind of fake food and you don't of course but it's the closest thing to what you really want and again as i said the funny part is that the noodles are not even what he really wants

[video] 15:46 it blows my mind off how simple and nutritious and filling it is and it's not like thousands of calories and that's my dinner and i love my body i love the new life i have and i love you guys thank you so much have you ever walked in a room and forgot why you were there or you went in the kitchen to get something and you walked in there and said oh gosh why was i here or you were talking to someone and you said What was I just saying? If you've ever experienced that, that's called brain fog. And at some point in time, we all will experience that. Our brain is a powerful machine and our brain needs nutrients to function properly. So today I want to share with you some brain foods, some foods that can boost your brain power. Eating these foods can help your brain and you.

16:31 Blueberries. Blueberries, how will they help your brain? Of course, we won't see an explanation that's typical for these kind of videos. To be fair, it's a short video, but still, you could say, blueberries, they do that. They have this kind of an effect. And if they would say that, then they would say that it's the antioxidants that will help you, which obviously cannot be proven. But when you say nothing at all, then your video has no merit.

[video] 17:09 Beets, celery, dark chocolate.

17:13 Celery. I didn't comment about the beets because there's nothing to say. What can you say about any of this dark chocolate? Some slime made out of poisonous seeds. What can you say to that? How is that supposed to be good for your brain? When you eat this kind of food, then you will have brain issues, gut issues, 100%.

17:40 Salmon is good if it's wild-caught salmon.

17:46 Coffee. Coffee. Same as chocolate, just a substance made out of toxic seeds.

17:58 How? How is that supposed to be good for your brain? You consume toxic seed water and then what? What does it do to your brain? It makes you more alert because it's toxic. How is that good for you? Totally makes no sense. And nuts and seeds. Nuts and seeds. Nuts are seeds. It's just seeds. Again, how are seeds supposed to be good for you? No, in reality, you need to eat brain, bone marrow, you need to drink blood.

[video] 18:28 This is how Doing Nothing shuts down Israel Adesanya. When Izzy feints a kick, Whitaker reacts and moves back. And as Izzy hops into range, Whitaker expects a kick, but Izzy punches instead.

18:38 Yes, he expects a kick because they are not allowed to do what they really want to do. It's a slave sport. It's for losers. That's why you can always approximately know what they are going to do.

[video] 18:55 Cool story, but it's still a loser sport. I would never watch it. Why would I?

19:21 People who watch this simply long for the real thing.

[video] 19:35 I'm all for like healthy eating and eating whole foods and this sort of stuff and good on this kid for putting it out there but I eat cereal every single day for breakfast and I look like this and I know a lot of other bodybuilders.

19:45 What does he mean by I look like this? Does he mean that he looks healthy or what? Cereal is slave food.

19:56 What are you trying to say?

[video] 19:57 It is 100%. It's full of glyphosate. They spray the crops and...

20:11 It's bad for you in general, with or without all the pesticides and herbicides. It will destroy your gut. You will have acne oftentimes just because you will suffer because of the leaky gut, which the cereal will create. Not at the very beginning, your body can take it, but after a while, that will be a problem. That's just one of the problems that you will have.

[video] 20:42 Sausage and eggs would be simply way better, healthier. And that's why it's more expensive. Cereal is cheap because they want you to eat it.

[video] 21:02 I don't get a whole rave about steak and eggs, it tastes like dog shit.

21:05 Right, steak and eggs taste like dog shit, and the cereal tastes good or what? You only eat it because it's highly processed. People eat it because the taste has been covered up, then you add some pasteurized garbage milk to it, and that's why you swallow it. You would never eat any of this in its raw form. but you say that meat and eggs taste bad, but you can eat meat and eggs in their raw, natural form. You cannot do that with these seeds. Guys, delusional.

[video] 21:44 Good for her. I had made a video about her a while ago.

[video] 22:07 you would have to firstly prove that these microbes are deadly if you can't do that then you shouldn't be saying that

[video] 22:28 claiming that it was her raw milk that cleared up her skin. And this influencer was asked if selling raw milk was really something she should be doing. In a reply, don't worry. As long as the cows are clean, the milk's clean. Except that her cows aren't clean. We know it. This is mushed up manure. Needing a closer look? They show the milking process complete with manure on the milking machine. While saying that your cows are clean, while the world knows that they're not, is kind of a big issue.

22:50 How are you gonna- If that is actually the case, then the solution is not pasteurizing the milk, The solution is keeping the cows and the tools clean. Because raw milk is simply milk in its natural form. And pasteurized milk is destroyed milk.

[video] 23:11 Again, this has never been proven.

23:37 There have been no scientific experiments that prove that E. coli or whatever kind of microbes actually cause food poisoning, gut issues. You shouldn't be making these kinds of claims before actually proving these claims. And these are empty claims.

[video] 23:57 of what to look for in case you have consumed raw milk. So because she lied, got caught lying.

24:01 They just ignore that there may be, I don't know if that's the case, poop inside of the milk, probably not, but if there would be, then you would get food poisoning from that, but not from some kind of microbes. You have to prove this.

[video] 24:18 and then the health department had to get involved she has now had to halt production of her raw milk on ballerina farm anyone who's upset that they wasted their money on raw milk that potentially could have killed them don't worry because hannah nillman also sold some of her raw milk to fellow huge influencer nora smith and if you're sad that you missed your opportunity to your brains out with her raw milk or if you just want to get extra pissed off

24:38 This girl is clearly jealous. It's super clear. Probably childless with some cats or a puppy, just dreaming about this kind of life. I can only laugh at that because it's so obvious. What Hannah Neumann in ballerina form has been able to get... Obviously, she's also prettier than her.

[video] 25:01 way with so far. As this raw milk fiasco unfolds, we're actively trying to roll back the regulations on raw milk. Talking about in the state of Utah where Ballerino Farm is located. There are two bills they are trying to pass now where it would be a self-enforced inspection. Sponsored by not just one state rep, but two.

25:19 We may be seeing- All that I hear is, I'm jealous, I'm jealous, I'm jealous, I'm jealous, I'm jealous.

[video] 25:25 Hannah Nealman's raw milk again. If you're like, man, just give poor Hannah a break. She didn't know. Her husband even said that their dairy was built ideal for pasteurized dairy products. Admitting that they knew that their milk needed to be pasteurized and then not only not doing it, but selling it to the public is wild.

25:42 What we could see in these videos is that instead of looking at the reality of these foods, people imagine what benefits they may have. This is why the one guy actually created bread with pine needle water. He tasted that it's bitter, but he said that there's some imaginary vitamin C inside, which will magically help him with scurvy. And then the other guy kills so-called parasites with cayenne pepper, and he says that it's good for you because it kills living organisms. That doesn't at all mean that it will burn your tissues. No, it will simply target the evil parasites and it will leave everything else alone.

26:40 Or does it maybe simply mean that it kills every living organism? No, that cannot be because I read that it only kills those parasites. And they are somehow magically inside of me for no reason. They are not doing their job. And then you also had the girl at the end who said that Raw milk is dangerous because of microbes, not because of the possible poop which is inside of the milk. I'm not saying that that's the case, but if there would be actual excrement inside of the milk, then that would be a problem because we are not supposed to consume that. Point being, instead of looking at what the food does to living organisms, how it tastes,

27:38 and what the natural state of food is supposed to be, the raw state, and what pasteurization does to animals when they consume it, seeing as it degenerates them. People simply read about something, they watch videos, and simply rely on hearsay. That's the best way to sum it up. All of the influencers' health communities base everything on hearsay instead of the reality of the food. And the reality is based on what you can sense, on your intuition. You intuitively know what is good for you. You know that cayenne pepper is horrible for you. You absolutely know it. And you know that food in its raw state is the best kind of food.

28:35 And you know that juicing pine needles cannot be a good idea. And that's how you can easily know what to consume and what not to consume. Thanks for watching.