Togi Is the Most Brainwashed Guy on YouTube @TOGI

Watch on YouTube · 2026-04-07 · 24 min

0:00 Hey guys, some of you have been asking me to make a video about this guy called Togi. I don't know why you want me to do it, but I assume that it's because his so-called lifestyle pretty much looks like the opposite of what I promote.

[video] 0:17 What is up, guys? It's been forever. We've not filmed a video in a long time, and a lot of people are asking me, Togi, what happened to Schemeland Part 2? The last video I lived in... completely fake acting and it seems like he's on some kind of drugs scheme land me and my homies moved into a trailer park to challenge ourselves and to prove that we could get rich from nothing and long story short does he have some kind of neurological issues or what is going on here we absolutely we failed we dropped the ball entirely we made no money over that entire time none of this is going away what are you what are you doing over there and udis I cannot. So we ended up deciding to just fake the second half of it. And I know you're thinking, Togi, that's the only reason I watch you is because your videos are unscripted. Why would you script something? You have to wonder what kind of people watch his videos. I already reviewed an Alex Eubank video a while ago where he was featured and I have seen some clips of him here and there. He simply gambles, uses drugs,

1:37 and makes a fool of himself. That's all that I have seen. Maybe I will see something new here today.

[video] 1:57 And to me, I was thinking that's an absolute no. Cause you know, the 500,000 OG fans that I would be losing by posting a scripted dark video, all the fans that I would be losing. That's like, that's the goats. Oh geez. You guys been around forever. And you've seen me come up from this fraternity to everything. So long story short, Ski Man part two, where is it? We deleted it. It's gone. I missed out on a lot of new viewers, but I'm very happy with my decision. i want to stay really in touch with you guys the goats the og my true community so thank you so much for all the support it's funny how he pours the cereal into the cup while at the same time you can see the severe cystic acne which is caused by the cereal i'm sorry that i dropped the ball with scheme land too it was an experiment that failed let's just say that and moving on what is going on with that beef dude get a shot of that beef come on lucky and cow oh it smells horrible in there we gotta close

[video] 2:52 That's the worst smelling fridge I've ever smelled in my life. Either way. Okay. Either way. Oh, it's still, it's lingering. Let's go. Let's go out here. That's so bad.

3:00 What's actually pretty funny is that the cereal never gets old, so to speak, but the beef, because it's real food, it's an animal, actually gets old. It rots, yet he chooses to eat the fake cereal to get more acne. I'm completely disconnected from this reality.

[video] 3:25 This video, we're doing a video for the OGs to go.

3:28 Obviously the pasteurized milk, the garbage milk and everything else that heats is also adding to it. I'm not saying that the cereal is the only cause of the acne, obviously, just to be clear.

[video] 3:47 a week in the life of togi i like to live life one week at a time because if you look at the bigger picture it's way too stressful to look at the whole mountain if you just make a little bit of progress every single day or every single week you're well on your way to the moon so at the start of every single week we make a to-do list what is on the agenda

4:03 I don't think that this is acting. No, it doesn't seem like it. He actually has very severe neurological issues, maybe caused by the drugs, also all the junk that he eats. You need to think about the state of his skin. All the pus is coming out of the skin all the time because his body is full of toxins which are destroying his nerves. Yeah, it's a really severe case, actually. I don't know if I've ever seen anybody move like this. And his eyes are also moving all over the place, meaning that his brain is by definition damaged, obviously. Wow. And he actually has people who watch him, which says incredibly much about today's societies.

[video] 4:54 For having an epic week. The first thing on the agenda for this week is stay healthy. I want to work out. I want to get my gains in. I want to get more jack.

5:02 At least he can make fun of himself. It's something.

[video] 5:06 Another thing that's on the agenda for the week is tomorrow. Number three on the agenda is make one hundred thousand dollars. If you make one hundred thousand dollars, it's a good week. But we don't just stop there. Next thing on the agenda is make some money.

5:19 It's pretty hard to make one hundred thousand dollars if money doesn't exist. How will you make it?

[video] 5:28 Make somebody else's week good or better than it was. Then the last two things we need to do this week are, what's that Tyler the Creator song? It's like, what's the point of being rich if you wake up alone? I want to hang out with my friends, and I want to have a good laugh. If all those things get completed, then it is certified an epic week.

[video] 5:48 I have a new strategy. I'm focused heavily on efficiency. If you spend more than, any more than really two days in the gym a week, you're an idiot because there's so many things to do. We just went over a list of like eight or nine things that we need to do.

5:59 Man, people are so dumb. They actually put microphones next to their heart. These wireless microphones. And then he goes to the gym to stress his heart even more. Promoting heart failure. Unbelievable.

[video] 6:15 And it's probably an energy drink in his hand.

6:26 and he looks really good and to even further he looks really good completely unnatural physique nobody would ever say that it looks good women obviously would never say that in a million years that's needless to say but guys also wouldn't the only guys who would say that would be guys who feel weak and small and then they want to look really big which is the case with the people who go to the gym in general usually, but especially with people who use drugs.

[video] 7:01 For my efficiency, I've hired a personal trainer. In order to be a Mr. Olympian. What? None of that made sense to me, but it's cool.

[video] 7:20 This is fun because we're just like working out. Sometimes it feels like I lost the plot. Like at what point did it get from like a gym influencer just working out every day? 230, that's 2,500 calories, 200 grams of protein. That's pretty good progress as well. I don't know what happened, but this is fun. This is refreshing.

7:45 Was that a joke? He said this is fun and refreshing, and then he showed this, which shows that he hates doing it, that it's the opposite of fun. I don't know if it was intentional. I thought so. He can make fun of himself. That's actually pretty good. A lot of people are not able to do that.

[video] 8:14 With the bomba shoes on. Oh, yeah, dude. You're getting monged. Wow, look at that nipple, bruh.

8:31 That's funny, they believe that they can mug others by standing next to them with more muscle mass, I assume.

[video] 8:40 Hold on, let me tighten this up. This is a good life hack, guys. If you have gyno, you put something cold on your nipples, it's like a cold shower.

[video] 8:49 Low water and a flick. Look how much tighter that is now, guys. Dude, the gyno's gone. It's better than it was when I was blasting. Dude, the frame has always been here. He could 100% compete. We've got a pretty small waist. I honestly would probably have him compete in classic physique. I gotta put my legs away, bro. Hit a side chest. Yeah. Side chest is good, bro. You don't even need it. It's a great pose right there. You see the taper. Awesome Asian midsection right here. See, look at the taper. That's just a beautiful taper.

9:17 I have no idea what a taper is. And I'm glad that I don't. I'm glad that I never got into the gym stuff that deeply.

[video] 9:25 That's crazy right there.

[video] 9:42 I want to travel more and these forced tims they've inspired me I've made the spontaneous decision that we got to go to New York today I've never been there and it feels like I don't know what goes down in New York they got all the rats I don't know either way this is a good introduction to a new series I'm calling this fly on private except for private this is the first time in my life where I had enough money to actually fly in a private jet everywhere how cool is that At the end of the day, dude, that's like the biggest waste of money of all time. It's so much more epic to give somebody else money. So this is what we're going to do. We're going to see how much a jet would cost from Bozeman, Montana to New York. And every time we take a flight, instead of flying private, we're just going to fly economy and tip the fly nerds, the steward attendants, the attendants, the money that it would have cost.

10:22 I noticed that he has a bad cameraman. Firstly, the shutter speed was wrong in the gym, and now he's using the wrong microphone, which obviously isn't compatible with the camera.

10:46 Pretty interesting how brainwashed these guys are. Instead of becoming healthy, they talk about private jets while still having cystic acne. It's just crazy. Become healthy first and then do whatever you want. New York today.

[video] 11:06 I'd have to check. You're going to need like a pretty big jet. Off the top of my head, I'd say it's probably like 25 to 40K. Okay, word. All right, will you just book me like economy seats? I want to leave. We'll do like four hours. I got to go to the bank real quick. All right, yeah. Yeah, I can do that. Word. Just text me. Thanks, bro. 25 to $40,000 to go one way? So round trip, we're talking about 80 racks. What the f? Get the f out of here. That's such a waste of money. Cool. All right, so here's the plan. Because usually when you get a jet, they send you a driver, so we're going to give this guy some of the fun. There you go, sir. A tip. A tip for you. Thank you. Yeah, for you, bro. I got you. No. No, I'm serious. It's real money. Look. It's all real money. All for you. Thanks. You drove us? Yeah, you drove us earlier this week, so I really appreciate it. I think you're so emotional. Of course. Cheers, bro. All right, let's go to the airport. I got you, bro. All right, let's go. Let's go. Oh, no, dude. It's good, bro. I appreciate your time. Calling his wife. Tell her the news. Amor, necesito que me ayudes un momento, por favor, si? Mira esto.

[video] 11:59 It's kind of cool that he did that, but

12:23 In reality, he did nothing because he simply gave him worthless paper, which he can exchange for real items because people are brainwashed to believe that the paper has some worth. That's clear. But when it comes to actual human connections really helping people, these YouTubers never do anything. They simply act for the camera.

13:11 I have no idea what's going on here.

[video] 13:13 Ready? Yeah. Dude, I've not been to a frat party in, like, literally years. I'm, like, nervous, dude. Yo, what's the goal? What's the game plan, man? All right, we're ready. Let's do it. Let's go. It's Mexican music, man. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey! Hey, Michael!

[video] 13:42 You see these kind of fake people on the screen in movies, TV shows, but

14:04 When you see that in real life, I know that this is also a video, but you understand what I mean. Some guy actually filmed this, then you realize how messed up everything is. Super fake girls, as fake as they get, and the guys are... Not any better, obviously. Smoking, using drugs, alcohol, super toxic, pus coming out of everywhere. The girls look super tired. Makeup bleached. I could go on and on. It's just crazy that these kind of people actually exist nowadays, and then they hang out. It's really nuts.

[video] 14:51 I'm sick of it.

14:52 Okay, thanks for keeping that segment short.

[video] 14:55 This is such a good way to spend the day. I'm not going to do anything technically productive except for make $700,000.

15:03 He actually believes that making money in his mind because it doesn't exist is him being productive. Really delusional.

[video] 15:18 30 seconds in let's go dude oh my that was so easy this quarterback is golden and dude i love backups in big games because he's hungry he's trying to be the starter oh okay the odds are exactly even money right now oh my god field goal well also what the was like how did he got swarmed immediately oh yeah oh

15:42 I have no idea what they just said. I can't believe that Americans actually watch this sport. Nobody else does. Most people see it as a joke, but somehow Americans live in their own bubble where they believe that this is fun, I guess. I don't know why they watch it. It's just a watered-down kindergarten version of rugby. That's it. All sports are a joke, obviously, but so-called American football is probably the biggest joke of a sport there is. You're running around with protective gear. Nobody else does that anywhere on Earth. And then you try to catch a ball. Like, how is he just getting away?

[video] 16:35 Can we talk to him?

16:39 Everybody on earth laughs at Americans because they watch it and somehow they don't see it. It's crazy.

[video] 16:46 When you put faith in Jesus, God gave you a new heart. Scriptures would say in Ezekiel 36, he gave you a heart of flesh, right? And so baptism is going to be this outward expression of what God has done in your heart, saying, hey, this is exactly what it's gone. The old has been buried with Christ and you've been raised in a new life. Whoa, this is serious. This is exciting. It feels like today, the second I come out of this water is the day that I get It's always these weak guys who follow religions. It's never strong men who do that or women. It's always people who feel lost,

[video] 17:29 who needs somebody to look over them in such a short amount of time i mean from the moment we got to meet togi and him just being curious and kind of maybe i don't know if this is my thing to really want to be full all in for you it's been so evident how he's been faithful

17:44 Wait, what does it say on the t-shirt? Christianity is not a religion? Am I reading it correctly? Wait, what?

[video] 17:54 To you, surrendering to you, growing close to you. And so, Jesus, we just thank you that today's baptism is a declaration of he's really about it. And we thank you, Jesus, for what you're doing, where you continue to move in his life, where you just continue moving in his family and friend's life and his life.

18:08 be a testimony and a testament of what the goodness of god does and that he could really bring people from death to life so we love you jesus and we bless him in your name we pray amen amen all right you ready right on dude all right bro yes great you made some sounds with your mouth which have no natural meaning and now you will go into water which is probably poisonous do you believe most swimming pools are

[video] 18:36 that Jesus Christ is the Lord of your life, that he died for your sins and raised from the dead, defeating sin and death, giving you new life? 100%. All right, if you want to hold your nose like this, it's my privilege and honor to baptize you in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit.

[video] 18:52 Let's go, bro. Oh, dude, thank you so much.

18:58 And the sad and alarming part is that a lot of people actually take this seriously. Just some random human being stands next to them, sometimes with some fancy religious clothes. They put you into water, make some man-made sounds, which, as I said, have no meaning. And then you believe that you're... reborn or that you are connected to christ now or who knows what and it's all just ideas it's all brainwashing none of it exists you only imagine it you simply live in your imagination instead of this reality i love you so much thank you so much yeah absolutely oh that was incredible it's not even like cold out anymore i still think it's cold bro so i'm gonna get it oh dude how special is this

19:54 Why does he get out of the cold water? Couldn't Christ or God save him somehow or give him warmth? Couldn't you feel the warmth of Christ in the cold water? Why listen to your senses? Why do you all of a sudden try to live in this reality but Just before that, you lived in your imagination, imagining something as if he's baptized, something happened, but in reality, nothing happened. But when you feel the cold water, then all of a sudden you want to get out because you know that it's real.

[video] 20:38 Usually when you go into a cold plunge, your first instinct is... Holy, this is freezing. I just got to get out of this water immediately. But it felt so warm. I cannot express enough that when I was under the water, it felt like it was the most welcoming, purest. It was like it was cleaning me. I cannot express enough that I felt like the water was literally cleaning me. And a lot of people that haven't been baptized are going to think I'm crazy. But if you haven't baptized...

21:01 Sometimes really strong beliefs can overpower your senses. Of course, the beliefs cannot actually do that, but... If you really believe in an idea, then for a few seconds, sometimes even for a few minutes, You can kind of try to ignore this reality, what you actually sense. That's what was going on there.

[video] 21:29 Maybe you can relate to this experience. It felt like I could have stayed under there for hours. It was pure bliss under that freezing water. I remember looking up, opening my eyes under the water, and it was so bright. Even though it was the middle of the night and there's no lights on, it was so bright. And this water felt... for lack of a better term like molly water it felt just like so so so so warm like getting hugged that's a good way to put it i was kind of having a hard time finding my words it was felt like god himself was giving me a hug and a lot of you guys are gonna think i'm just a crazy person on the final phase of a crash out but i i no you're not crazy what you do in your videos is what sane human beings naturally do absolutely man keep it up I don't know how else to explain it. And I'm really stoked because I know this is just the start of my journey with Christianity and I'm a noob to it and I'm far from educated on everything and whatever. I have a lot to learn.

[video] 22:25 But since getting baptized and giving my life to Jesus Christ, it does feel like, which is weird to say this, I feel like I found the answer. I've spent so much of my life chasing happiness, chasing more in the pursuit of happiness, doing the most ridiculous... If you really crunch numbers, everything I was doing was just OD.

22:41 A lot of people get swallowed by religions when they are lost. The religions catch the weak and lost people.

[video] 22:53 You know, like, oh, this didn't make me happy enough. Let me just hit my dopamine receptors harder and harder and harder. What? Oh, gambling $10,000 and doing a little bit of and drinking a little bit. Didn't hit the dopamine hard enough. Let me try and gamble my net worth and go on a 48 hour bender banging the whole time. Let's see if that makes me happy. Like, really, that is just way overdoing it, dude. That's... The funny thing is that Jesus Christ would have been promoting natural living, seeing as this reality is based on nature.

23:35 People today completely go against nature, especially religious people, and they attack people who try to live naturally. If Jesus Christ would return, I'm not saying that he's already back, then everybody would be attacking him because he would be telling people to live naturally. He was also talking about wanting to be happy, seeking happiness. And he doesn't realize that nature is the answer. All that you need to do is listen to your intuition and you will easily become healthy and happy. Thanks for watching.