Tom & Jerome's Trip To Berlin
Watch on YouTube · 2014-08-12 · 70 min
[video] 0:03 Passengers traveling to Tegel Airport, please change here.
[video] 0:37 But he saw me do it, that's easier.
0:42 How do I know if he... Just do it in this one.
[video] 1:05 This is our station. Wow, it's amazing. Open it.
1:33 How do you feel?
[video] 1:35 Yeah, so great to be here.
1:38 I'm also glad you're here.
[video] 1:41 First impression, don't know yet.
1:44 Okay.
[video] 1:47 We just have to drop off the luggage and then our Berlin will be... Party hard. Yeah man, party is gonna start. Party makers are in Berlin. All the cliffs tonight stay open extra hours.
[video] 2:13 Oh no, I don't have a pretty one. You don't have a signature? Yeah, I only have one, but it's not that pretty. For the film, it's a smiley face.
[video] 2:39 First knock, first knock. We could hang out outside, not far away.
2:44 What is it?
[video] 2:46 It's triangle time. Illuminati.
2:50 Yes!
[video] 2:52 We are now in the hostel. We are in a room with two other people, but they still have to come. That would be interesting. That's a different sound. A new sound, the language.
[video] 3:12 What do you think about that?
[video] 3:42 That's necessary if people don't get their bikes anywhere. And they might as well steal the tires. Just a circle of life. Where are we going exactly?
4:07 Europe. No, there, with the train. Three stations, to Alexanderplatz.
[video] 4:13 Imagine having a scream-off concert here.
4:27 After sleeping, what are your impressions, now that you're awake, of Berlin and everything?
[video] 4:36 Just the city. I've seen many.
4:39 Okay.
[video] 4:40 What about you, Tom? It's bigger than I expected, but I don't know. Still have to make some more. Okay.
[video] 5:08 Attention please. We are now approaching the last stop on the line. No passengers are requested to leave the train.
[video] 5:44 I really hate it when I get these. How often do you get them? Yeah, just out of nowhere. How often? Like once a week or? Once in two months. Cut it! What's your mind?
6:10 Hey, Walters! Oh, yeah.
6:14 Yeah? Yeah.
[video] 6:17 Hello.
[video] 6:20 Kids range, 99 strength in real life. I know it. Yeah, but this happens every once in a while. And it's over in like five minutes or so. Okay.
[video] 6:41 That's life for me, even today. We're gonna switch it.
[video] 6:49 Can you see the snot?
6:52 Yep.
6:56 One hour later we are still here with Dorus.
7:17 I don't think it will stop.
[video] 8:06 Oh, damn. Jam sauce.
[video] 8:16 Oh, it's on. Isn't there more? Oh, was that it? Oh, that's all. No, I don't think it's on. You have to, like... Let's find a... How do you call that? Garbage. Trash can, yeah. Aw!
[video] 9:07 Oh man! I see those girls, I see girls looking at you every time. Especially teenage girls, they look at you. At me? In their mind they think like, all muscles, that's what a guy needs.
[video] 9:31 I approve. I never eat pistachios. They're the best. Oh, I forgot to bring my sunflower. Those are nice. You need to buy them. Salted sunflower and then you bite them open in your mouth and then spit the rest out. Just put it back there.
[video] 9:51 Not like it's from the Audi or something.
[video] 10:00 I've done the same for the last time around.
[video] 10:29 Here it comes.
10:31 I don't know. Oh.
10:56 Tom, don't miss it. It's almost the end.
11:09 We're just waiting for the end to come.
11:34 DJ Dean? Yeah, DJ Dean.
[video] 11:37 And the song is... Oh no, this is a transfer. The song is Broken Glasses. Yeah, it's Broken Glasses. Here we go, again.
11:55 Jet black. No, no. Jet black side.
[video] 12:03 Oh, no. No, I didn't do it. That's my son, Kokzo! Go, Kokzo! Go, Kokzo! I don't know this one.
[video] 12:23 I don't even listen to them.
[video] 12:51 I just don't know this band at all. But how do you know the band if you said you've never listened to them? I listened to one of the songs and I know how they sound like.
[video] 13:25 It has that aftertaste.
13:37 It's different.
[video] 13:42 Only the Dutch water is clean enough to be drinkable. But the government tells me. You know what band you should really listen to? From Autumn to Ashes.
[video] 13:58 That is.
13:59 Right.
[video] 14:00 Listen to that band again.
14:02 And use in the mixes or what?
[video] 14:04 In the music comp. It's too loud man.
[video] 14:17 Man, I want the bonus point. I'm so good. I'm so good.
[video] 14:50 I don't know.
[video] 15:16 Ho ho!
[video] 15:46 Jugend Guesthouse, there is the Jugend right now we're just going to our room to get our swimming trunks or swimming shorts if you're American
[video] 16:43 Wow.
[video] 16:45 Why doesn't it like to go on my hand?
[video] 16:56 Wow.
[video] 17:01 And then make a picture just when it...
[video] 17:18 Just looking at the options that I got here.
[video] 17:24 Stupidity, like a wasp hitting his head on a glass plate. That's what stupidity is. It's not really stupidity, it's just something, someone.
[video] 17:52 why don't you just imaginary play it off in your head okay let's go no we don't want to hear it
[video] 18:15 SPT!
[video] 18:55 Because I know mine are. Really?
19:09 Voltaire.
[video] 19:11 No, it's not Hollandish. Source, I'm Dutch.
[video] 19:23 They got these things in front of their windows and they think, oh, I'm so hollandish. We all know they're just pretending. You can try to be hollandish. You have to be hollandish.
[video] 19:37 Song in six seconds.
[video] 19:58 I'm not gonna guess this, you know it.
[video] 20:19 And then it's like a random song. Altas? No. Wrong, you're out.
20:39 This is one of those random songs.
[video] 20:42 Oh, I didn't want to look.
[video] 20:46 But at first you were like, oh, I know this, I know this, I know this. Because of the rain and stuff. Yeah, well, you mess. There's many like it.
20:53 But I don't recall I have this kind of song on my phone. Except if this is some intro I never listened to. It's not on the mix of it.
[video] 21:04 Do I look? Should you look? Yeah. This is on the mixer. Oh, it's Golden River. You know it, right? Huh? What is it? Golden River. Oh wait, it's not on the mixer. But it's like, there's this black metal post-punk band from Brazil. I don't remember. It's in the mix. You remember? It's one song.
[video] 21:29 It's post-punk with black metal. Okay. And this was his new band. Okay. I didn't even know I still had it on here. What is the name? Okay. Oh, but we're not gonna listen to that. Too bad. Just do the end. Yeah, but then it doesn't work. Then it doesn't work. But now I have to click one.
[video] 21:55 No, no. He's back in the game.
[video] 22:20 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1-0-0. Or we continue with the 6.5-2.5-0. I'm waiting for one, we all guess it at the same time, so I get 2.5.33. Anyway, there's 2.8.33.
[video] 23:27 Nice.
[video] 23:32 Without the sound. I should just scream it out loud for no reason. This is truly ghost country. That's right, do always scream. Truly ghost country, right? But it doesn't make sense because I'm still gonna say it. One of the best.
[video] 24:15 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
[video] 24:49 The sequel, I don't think we're gonna get to see it. We'll get to see it. We'll get to see it. We'll get to see it. We'll get to see it.
[video] 25:18 It's not from Star Wars. It's not from Star Wars. I bet it was from Massacre. It was from Massacre. It was from Massacre. It was from Massacre. It was from Massacre.
[video] 25:51 I can feel it. Crazy time. Man, that was fast.
[video] 26:04 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. Ding, ding, ding, ding.
[video] 26:24 Thoughts from the Skype. Yeah, Asterix, Asterix. Got three deals, but they're still local. The dope came off the rope and eased it. This is right, but you never see it.
[video] 27:00 What's the world? Brain first. Brain first. No, the voice. What? It sounds like... It's local, so... The voice... The voice line.
[video] 27:33 You can mouth drum, but I can't. Oh, now you're a professional.
[video] 27:56 You said that so fast. Yeah man, I listened to this song countless times on the bike from school to school. It's like the first part is like... Yeah.
28:33 Day 3. Thoughts, impressions?
[video] 28:41 Nothing to say. Just another day.
[video] 28:53 Berlin is just like any other city.
[video] 28:58 And you?
[video] 29:08 Well, yeah.
[video] 29:11 The food is good.
[video] 29:15 That's about it. The city sucks.
[video] 29:22 To my surprise, I saw barely any pigeons there. There's like no species of birds.
[video] 29:59 My wrists are not trying.
[video] 30:43 Oh, power of islands. Hardcore bunker.
[video] 30:59 I don't know if I should go shopping or not.
[video] 31:29 Okay, I start here, then trust.
31:34 Look at his t-shirt.
[video] 31:38 Oh, damn.
[video] 31:58 I hope we can hear each other on TikTok.
[video] 32:25 This is the second time this song is played and it's so bad.
32:29 I don't know what to say about it.
[video] 33:08 Oh, Boots song Falling Up. I really want to listen to it. Falling Up. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. You know what sucks? That symmetry and the other songs aren't in the mixes.
[video] 33:37 I'm waiting for someone to pass by. And I hit them with my nuts.
[video] 33:52 Oh, not this one. Too bad.
34:09 It's like Otis!
[video] 34:34 Oh, this I would never know, man. You thought that we would also know, that you have to...
34:40 It's definitely Influx Flames. I listened to this like a hundred times. What's that, by the way? Is that shit? What, no?
[video] 34:52 There's like flies there. Oh, it could be. Bird shit. Oh, this is like a fly.
[video] 35:00 I was just addicted.
35:01 Insects. Flavours. Oh wait! A bit louder, a bit louder. Come on. You wait for it.
35:13 At one minute.
35:15 Wait for it.
[video] 35:33 Addicting!
36:31 Japanese screamo. Japanese screamo.
[video] 36:46 I'm not going to look at it, I don't trust them. Clockwork Shrouds? No, Koolara, yeah, Clockwork. Yeah, yeah, that's the only one. It's not screamo, it's post-rock. It's in the post-rock mix, so it's not. Mio? No. No, it's Kujara, but it's in the post-rock mix, so therefore it's post-rock. Hachi.
37:05 Hachi.
[video] 37:07 Hachi.
37:08 Okay, still, it's screamo-ish. Screamo instrumentals.
[video] 37:30 Tikkun and Sarah. 2-1-0.
[video] 37:38 Would you have guessed it by now?
37:40 Yeah, yeah, by now, of course.
[video] 37:42 But it's like, when I say it, you get like... I don't know. Like, you lose your concentration and then you have to think again.
[video] 37:57 Shouldn't be proud of winning this one. It's only like I put that mix on and then you can mute. And then you have this shit too. Waterfall. Oh!
[video] 38:19 Diecast!
[video] 38:25 Half half. Yeah. diecast what is it from heavy mixes diecast no skip i also have to agree okay i agree yeah what do you say i agree no skip
[video] 38:58 I should have prepared better. If I listened to heavy mixes, I would win for sure.
[video] 39:06 Oh yo, if you look at the sun now, it has got a lot worse. Yep.
39:27 The capital of chemtrails.
39:58 Harvest Rain. I like these moments when you know the song. The Kills. What? The Kills.
[video] 40:30 Let's hold your hands.
[video] 41:00 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[video] 41:52 What if it's something I say and you misread me And now my intent is to reveal and that it's all in your head
[video] 42:29 I can become my dear friend! No! Don't tell a lie! I can take your everything! Now you're in my heart! What's it say for you? To be happy again!
[video] 42:50 That wasn't serious. Yeah. One, two, three. Yes! Yes!
[video] 43:27 So what are you guys doing? We are shooting Discussion of Shells.
43:41 That was like the perfect one again.
43:46 Sing the lyrics though, right? Do you feel it? Oh! Went through. It's like almost every one of mine goes through now.
[video] 43:55 Yeah, but like it... Whoa, that wasn't... Like it goes through and it doesn't hit the bar. Great. Still great, man. Oh, that one, man.
[video] 44:15 I'm getting better at it too for some reason. That's all.
[video] 44:26 Wasn't there like quite a big pond in front of this building? Big what? Big what? Pond? Like a water... Can't remember.
44:42 Oh, maybe it's not a building then.
44:49 Oh, so Jerome's Dream or Funeral Diner? Yeah, Funeral Diner.
44:56 Most psyched and the hated. The birds are spies. They report to the trees. Orchid. Sayisha. Oh, Jerome's Dream? Yeah. Funeral Diner, yeah. True, emotive, hardcore punk rock.
[video] 45:14 Yeah. Alazana. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[video] 45:39 I don't know what's going on.
46:30 Spoken by you. Why not go? Just go.
[video] 46:44 Do you want to do Iron Sheik?
46:56 What did you say before about Jews?
[video] 47:00 Me? I didn't say anything. It was Doris. Doris said, here lies the six million lies.
47:08 Here lies the six million lies.
[video] 47:10 This is Zionist. This is my favorite place.
47:54 Gotcha.
[video] 47:57 Okay, let's go to the middle. Look, it did rain. We're in the middle.
[video] 48:12 Or not? No.
[video] 48:16 More there, because...
[video] 48:19 There's another one. No, because that... Yeah, and that and that.
48:27 That would be like five more to this side.
[video] 48:29 And more to this side.
[video] 48:32 And then... Are we there?
48:38 Are we there yet?
[video] 48:39 Are we dead yet? Oh, here it is.
[video] 48:46 I found the middle. No way, it can't be that way. It's that one. I'm so sure. No, it still doesn't make sense, but who cares. Can you walk on this? That would be, like, so cool.
48:59 No, last time I tried, somebody came and said, go, get out of here.
[video] 49:06 That guy was running.
49:11 Running from the biggest lie of our...
49:20 But you can run.
49:23 Funeral diner!
[video] 49:52 As you scream harder. Oh, he lost someone. B-O-B-O, or is it not B-O-B-O? It's not. Damn, maybe we should throw it away.
[video] 50:24 Holocaust is a lie! Don't do that man. I think there's cameras too. Yeah. No planes at the World Trade Center.
50:36 Holograms.
[video] 50:38 Illuminati. Oh yeah, he's the guy with the tech.
[video] 50:50 So, they have like things. You can't leave your bicycle here. Because of bones.
[video] 50:58 Maybe I can leave my hologram here. He's gonna walk here soon. He's dancing.
[video] 51:16 This is like the dump. Like this.
[video] 51:25 Do you want any pictures in front of it? Why? Why?
51:53 I'm just a random guy walking around.
51:59 Whoa. They hate the t-shirt? Whoa. It's totally emo. Yeah, man.
[video] 52:05 Funeral diner.
52:17 Jesus is the son.
[video] 52:21 But he is the son. Zurückbahnlinie 42, Eingeschränkte. Zurückbleiben.
[video] 53:03 before we catch ourselves.
[video] 53:41 What's up?
[video] 54:09 So what color eyes do I have?
54:15 What color eyes?
[video] 54:17 I'm not sure. Hmm.
[video] 54:39 Did you see it? 336. Hey baby.
54:50 It is there? Baby?
[video] 54:51 Yeah, baby.
55:08 Are you really going to film this?
55:12 You want to hide it? They want to hide it, but nothing is going to be hidden in this documentary of true animal cruelty. But it's bio.
[video] 55:26 Still. Still.
[video] 55:31 Man, this is like our guilty pleasure. We shouldn't film this.
[video] 55:37 Oh.
55:55 kicked kicked kicked why do you cry why does it happen why is life for some this way oh you gave he gave help me help me mama
56:24 Now it's on my camera. Look, it's on my camera. Is it? Yeah, for real. Where? Here. Take a picture.
[video] 56:33 Let me take a picture.
[video] 56:39 It's on your shirt. No, no way. Picture, picture, picture.
56:47 I'm filming.
56:50 Man, if it's gonna sting me in my legs, in my fingers, I already got stung two weeks ago.
[video] 56:59 You don't know what they do. They're so scary. They just can hit you at any moment. Oh, you're crazy, dude. You're crazy. It's gonna kill me. Where is it?
57:10 Oh, there. No, I'm not sure.
[video] 57:13 No, it was.
57:16 That could go wrong.
[video] 57:20 I want to see it fly.
58:22 Dangler Cavalry No Could it be that it's not in the... 60 days, 65 days of static
58:48 Oh, Suffocate for the fuck's sake.
[video] 58:53 Oh, you mean like the long songs in the... No, man.
58:56 No, the Down the Bibbid Path.
[video] 58:59 Suffocate, that's not in there.
59:01 One song is, and one is in the other.
[video] 59:03 No. Oh, two in the door. Okay. True, I guess.
[video] 59:14 But it could be them. Oh, Pansori.
[video] 59:19 A truck on the mountain.
59:21 Very possible.
59:26 Look.
[video] 59:27 You should look. Hi, look. Where is it? If it's not, you have to...
59:36 I could guess it if it came.
[video] 59:38 I had it wrong.
59:40 What was it?
[video] 59:41 No, no, don't say.
59:42 Oh. Eight minutes song. I'll guess it anyway. Oh, that Crust band, right?
59:58 Yeah.
1:00:00 Oh, yeah, yeah. Orwell Nation or something. Yeah, there's a song about the band.
[video] 1:00:13 Isn't it like the Neo Crust?
1:00:15 Yes. It's alpinist.
[video] 1:00:17 Yeah, yeah, totally. I even put it in a mix, like in a playlist.
1:00:25 It's actually the song that appears randomly on my phone most of the time.
1:00:31 Massacari? No, Massacari was another, but...
[video] 1:00:35 So difficult cross-thread. Did I say it?
1:00:45 Yes.
[video] 1:00:46 Finish there.
1:00:47 Finish there?
[video] 1:00:48 Skip because it's like seven minutes. Before we smile.
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[video] 1:01:33 Oh, it's such a good song. Did you say it first or me? You say it. Do you know it? No. Rosa on...
[video] 1:02:02 To me, the day comes
1:02:37 Sandivar Dwarf, or Lullaby Under the Gray Sky. No, Sandivar Dwarf, for sure. Yeah.
1:02:46 I got my own car. I'm popular. I'll never get caught. I'm popular. I'm the teacher's pet.
1:03:33 Great sound. This song is for you, Santeri.
[video] 1:03:43 Mainspring, open letter.
[video] 1:04:45 Somebody peed already.
[video] 1:04:49 He just touched my pee-pee. Oh.
[video] 1:05:29 Best music part in history! Ah! Hahaha!
[video] 1:05:59 it's still crazy even after like 50 times listening
1:06:28 That's Doros' work. Do you still feel sick? No. No? It's all out now?
1:06:41 How do you feel getting out of this place of pain and suffering? Relief. Relief? But don't forget, death is the end of pain.
1:06:55 Or the start of another pain.
1:07:00 What's up?
[video] 1:07:28 My hat What's up?
1:07:43 Funeral diner or Jerome's dream?
1:07:52 There's no reaction He's filming me No film Jerome on the phone. I've never seen that before. Call me. Call me on my mobile.
1:08:11 Saddest landscape. Nobody listens to true screamo, emotive hardcore punk rock, Rites of Spring.
1:08:20 The saddest landscape. Circle takes a square. For sure.
[video] 1:08:27 That guy. Totally. He's like homeless.
1:08:35 Silent resentment. Funeral diner. Trust Remo. Within temptation. What's real talk metal? Nox Mortis. Let's go in. Okay. Goodbye.
[video] 1:08:50 When do we see you again? Two months. Goodbye. at least as soon as possible. Goodbye, man. Yeah, I knew you were here. I only bought tickets for myself. Oh, here. You have that card. Oh. Mine is in my bag.
1:09:12 Just leave it as a memory. Okay. Okay. See you. Yeah, see ya.
1:10:00 Thank you. Thank you.