Tom Stoltman: the World's Weakest Man Shows Us His Horrible Diet @REEV

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0:00 Hi guys, as requested, I'm gonna be reviewing a video called Eating the World's Strongest Man's Insane Diet.

[video] 0:07 I really have to say something firstly. He is for sure

0:21 one of the or possibly the weakest man on the serve. And the only reason anybody calls him strong is because of how they define the word strength today, even though by definition in English he's not actually strong. Let's look up the definition. This is what strength means. The quality or state of being strong, capacity for exertion or endurance. Obviously doesn't apply to him whatsoever. The second one, power to resist force, applies to him zero, because force could be you attacking him simply, and that leads me to the third one, power of resisting attack, and this guy would never win a fight against me, for example, ever in a million years over and over again. Even an ant would be stronger than him. And I really mean that. An ant. Yes, you heard me right. That small little thing.

1:22 And the reason for that is that an ant could quietly crawl up on you and bite you, whereas he could never get close to you. It's impossible. Because by definition, and I don't say this to offend him, he is disabled only by definition of the word. We can look up the definition of disabled also.

1:45 It's impaired or limited by physical, mental, cognitive. I don't mean the rest, but he is impaired physically because he has zero agility and essentially he is immobile. That's why Every ant on earth is stronger than him. Even a guy in a wheelchair, if it would be on concrete, would have more success than him when it comes to a fight. Actually, somebody in a wheelchair is stronger than this guy. I really, truly mean that. Because he still has some chance. If it's on concrete, not on natural ground, of course. But this guy has no chance at all. There's no way that he would ever win a fight against me. I would bet everything that I have on it, and I would do it any time.

[video] 2:35 I think he does it in a day, which is going to be quite difficult for me. It's going to be interesting. It's going to be good. How much do you weigh at the moment? I'm 185 kilograms right now. Just got the 100 on me then. By the end of the...

2:44 That's being severely obese. Again, by definition, he's very obese. That's why he is immobile.

[video] 2:53 He's going to be 186 kilograms. How many calories in a day is that usually for you? Roughly 8,000 calories right now. Oh my God.

2:59 Also, he's 30 years old. Obviously, not biologically. Biologically, he's over 40 already because of how stressful his lifestyle is.

[video] 3:10 The eggs are good. Obviously, when you cook them, you destroy tons of nutrients. But still, the toast is grain sludge for slaves.

3:30 Yeah, that's what he eats. He lives like a slave and eats like a slave. And a bowl of fruit, okay.

[video] 3:46 It's just, like, food we eat. So I'm eating nine eggs every single day, but when I'm competing, it goes up to about ten eggs. Do you have eggs in the rest of the day? No, no, no. It's different choices I can have for breakfast, but this sits better with me and fills me up a bit more than other things, and I just enjoy eating it as well. I'm very happy with this. Great start to the day. I'll go in for the first try. Thank you. Before we had lunch, Tom didn't forget to subscribe to this channel, and neither should you, because we're on the road to one million subscribers before 2025.

4:13 The more subscribers you have on YouTube, the worse your channel is. It has to be like that, because it means that you attract more brainwashed people. It's a really bad sign if you're gaining a lot of subscribers, I'm really not joking.

[video] 4:29 Oh, you can also see how insanely red he is. And it's not a sunburn, they are in the UK, as far as I understood.

4:59 There's no way that it's a sunburn. Obviously, it's impossible, actually.

[video] 5:15 It's really typically what somebody eats who's obese because of too much fat or in this case it's a combination of fat and muscle, whatever the case.

5:35 It's too much mass for the body.

[video] 5:37 All right, guys, meal number two. No, we are not eating the trophies. Bring them in. There we have it. I actually don't know what's in these, so please do explain. Oh, do you want to see what's in them? Yeah, come on. All right, so this is my cheat meal for the gym. It's not chicken and rice. It is a bubble cheeseburger with a big portion.

5:52 That wouldn't be that bad if you would leave out the bread, if you would eat the meat, which is overcooked. If it's not cooked in seed oils, then it would be okay-ish. And the fries are for sure cooked in seed oils. Yeah, all of them are today. And that's really bad for your heart. And he's stressing himself in everyday life anyway already. which is going to lead to heart failure eventually, just because of that. But when you add the seed oils, then it's just a done deal. Oh, boy. Okay, right.

[video] 6:29 And then a full fat Coke, but you're a bit healthier, so you can have water.

6:31 really would not be that bad if he would only eat the meat and he can eat the potatoes at least the white potatoes are not so high in oxalates compared to sweet potatoes if they would be cooked in lard for example but all of the seed oils especially if there's also some in the burger there has to be they even add it to the bread nowadays that's how crazy it is But yeah.

[video] 6:56 Yeah, yeah. This is the second meal and we haven't even trained yet. It's only 12 o'clock so dark. This is like my entire daily amount as well. As soon as we pass this, I think we're just going to surface. So next video, he's going to have a belly. He's going to be 190 kilograms. He's going to have a deep voice like me. Is that how I get it? Yeah, exactly.

7:09 Oh my God. That's a really sad life.

7:15 It's just over.

[video] 7:17 Let's go. I'm excited. Very different personality type to see that, guys. Best or last? Really? I've never ever known. I don't know how people can do that. Why? Because then that's the taste that's left in my mouth. I get too filthy. There's no way. What's the actual most you've ever eaten in a day? A day at Walsh's was mine probably.

[video] 7:33 Nutella also has seed oils. That's crazy, man. The garbage he eats. This guy's not going to live long.

[video] 7:58 This is what got me strong, so I owe a lot to burgers. Okay, right. Is that your go-to cheat meal?

8:04 That's funny, man. He talks about being strong while sitting with a huge gut. Being completely immobile? Insane. This is the mentality, really, because they believe that lifting metal up and down, or whatever he does, probably, defines strength. That's what everybody believes today. If you go to the gym and you can push or pull a lot of man-made metal for no reason, like a slave, then you're strong. But you can't withstand any actual force. for sure any natural force, so to speak. If it's somebody who attacks you naturally, that's what I mean. And you for sure cannot defend yourself against any attack. Imagine this guy in nature. You encounter him in nature and literally he has zero chance. He can't do anything.

8:57 And then he falls on the ground. It would be just so done. It's a good burger.

[video] 9:05 It is a good burger, I can't lie. The most I struggle with heat is when it's hot. The heat, I really struggle with the heat.

9:12 He said that he struggles with the heat. Again, it's a typical problem with people who have problems with their heart and are obese, yeah.

[video] 9:26 After lunch, with a full belly, we hit up a huge deadlift session. And that video will actually be out soon, so stay tuned. But the food did not get any easier. Tom doesn't just eat his large meals. To fuel the multiple daily workouts we were doing, we were snacking constantly whilst traveling to different gyms. Mostly high-protein snacks and...

9:43 Again, just what kids eat nowadays, unfortunately. He's just a typical brainwashed human being who grew up eating junk and he still eats junk believing that it's food. Nothing new. Most of the bodybuilders, powerlifters, strongmen do this.

[video] 10:00 Look at that. Oh my god.

10:16 Of course, yeah, pizza. Yeah, what else?

10:23 Right, chips, in case you didn't know, they call fries chips in England. Yeah, and some Pepsi. Oh, there's the Theo guy.

[video] 10:38 Well, ladies and gentlemen, fast forward a couple days because I had to travel back from Scotland.

10:44 But Tom has kindly sent in what his desi- There was a video where people were guessing the age of Theo. Can I just ask you, as a general consensus, how old do you think that man is?

[video] 10:54 Sorry, 40? 40? 35? 40?

11:02 Yeah? It's pretty funny.

11:06 It's interesting that he sounds and looks exactly the same as Joey Carpstrong. I've said it before, but it's interesting that even his voice is exactly the same. It's almost like he's twin brother.

[video] 11:16 Well, you'll see in the rest of the video. Ah, okay, fair enough, right. We're under no illusions that this is on a different day, but I genuinely had to travel home, so we are still eating his food. Tom has this, I don't know necessarily every single day, certainly quite frequently. Oh, you're just eating, he's just going ahead of me there, right, that's fine. I'm starving. I made sure that this was like a kebab house pizza style place. I can imagine there's

11:45 Man, the garbage the British people eat today, it's insane. That's why they look so insanely unhealthy. It's one of the unhealthiest populations on Earth. Indians also eat a very unhealthy diet. They also suffer from a lot of disease, especially today, but it's been going on for a while already.

12:08 You hardly ever see any healthy British people today because they just eat tons of bread, pizza in this case, but whatever they eat, it's just pastries, grain sludge all the time, just seeds, and then some very overcooked meat, tons of alcohol. It's insane, that country. And combine that with having no sun all year long. That's why you have such a population. Insanely depressed.

[video] 12:38 Pizza and chocolate, uh...

12:56 Seed sludge. Both. The chocolate is seed sludge and the grains also the pizza. Really, you can't even eat anything more unhealthy than that. Crazy, the garbage people eat today. And then when they are 40 they all wonder, why do I have heart disease? Doctor, why do you say that I have diabetes? I can't be, I've been eating chocolates and pizza for 20 years. Actually, or however, yeah, actually you get it at 20 nowadays. Hey look, you're addicted.

[video] 13:35 Braveheart!

13:36 Oh yeah, let's go.

[video] 13:37 What's his name? William Morris. Name? Mel Gibson.

13:47 This is exactly how you create a dumb and obedient population. Zero testosterone. Just anti-man human beings.

[video] 13:57 Almost as big as Tom's bicep. Nah. What do you mean? You can't force it. No way! You're forcing me to eat the combination then you won't do it. It's all good. What are you doing? It's my bit. It is my bit actually, yeah. Oh, come on. Hurry up. You made it well slow. This is such a grotesque recording, isn't it, by the way? People chewing. I just had explosive diarrhea. I did. Now I'm getting grateful. Do you reckon you could have Tom in a fight? Yeah.

14:20 I don't know the rest of you, but it is fun. Who watches these videos is just two disgusting guys eating a... some non-food stuff. I just don't get it.

[video] 14:32 You're supposed to have finished the entire thing. Yeah, so I finished the whole thing. I had the biggest fat person's life. I mean, you chose to do that, though. But, babe, you haven't... You haven't drank any of your Fanta Orange. Hold my finger. I thought it was a fart, so it was going to go the other way. It's not a fart, sir. You burped in my face. Hold my finger.

14:54 Oh god, man. This guy is so disgusting. I can't. Ugh.

[video] 15:06 You really can't even eat more indigestible food than that.

[video] 15:30 What?! You knew! You should be able to pack away food, you can't though. You're not on my level. I'm ready for more. As always, guys, this just reflects how impressive Tom is as a person, and not only his ability to just eat things, but that's just mental, innit? That's difficult! We struggle with that, and that's his dinner.

[video] 15:46 Finished. As always, guys, if you did enjoy the video, please do leave a like.

15:48 Okay, this was overall a horrible video. I could hardly stand watching it, especially the end with Theo. insanely disgusting guy, incredibly unhealthy. Unbearable, but really both of them. Why anybody watches their videos, I have no idea. I guess only British people, maybe it's their weird humor of them laughing at themselves about how disgusting and unhealthy they are. Maybe, I guess, maybe They live in their own misery and they just laugh eating imported chocolate, grain sludge, and then laugh at how pale and unhealthy they are because there's no sunlight in the country. And then they laugh about the constant rain and just kind of just laugh and cry all the time. Maybe, I don't know. I don't know what's going on with these people. It's kind of like a mental illness almost. It's just really strange.

16:46 Instead of packing their stuff and getting out of the country, they just kind of laugh together, all of those slaves, just eating some kind of non-food grain sludge stuff and chocolate sludge. It's just so weird. What's going on with these people? As I said, he's for sure the or one of the weakest people on this earth. He could not withstand any kind of force, especially if it would come from me, obviously, seeing as I would need like a minute with this guy and he would be done. Just impossible. As I said, I would be more afraid of fighting somebody in a wheelchair, and I'm really dead serious about that, because on concrete, they would have some chance, like way more of a bigger chance than him, because this guy,

17:45 who looks like he's 40 or 50 years old at the age of 30 and eats grain sludge all day long would never have a chance against me for sure. Maybe against other very weak people he would have a chance. Eddie Hall, the Shaw Strength guy. Yeah, then you wouldn't know who would win, because they would all kind of just very slowly walk and go... You behind me? But I can't turn around! And then they fall on the ground, because they trip over their own legs, then it takes them two minutes to get up again... You're too fast, pro for me. That's just how it would be. Oh my god, so pathetic. This was disgusting to watch. Thanks for watching.