Unproductive Slave Literally Produces Nothing - Severely Brainwashed @Nicolas Berndt

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0:00 Yo guys, I'm going to review the video called, I tried the world's most productive day. I expect to see a lot of hunting and baby making in this video.

[video] 0:09 In this video, I'll be trying the world's most productive routine. This routine is a combination of the three most well-known productivity pros. Andrew Huberman, a neuroscience and professor at Stanford University. David Goggins, a Navy SEAL, ultra marathon runner, and-

0:23 My god, oh my god how this video already starts two of the biggest loser slaves are What inspired him I assume a Navy SEAL. No, he's a Navy slave and Only people who are absolute slaves have anything to do with Navy SEALs, the military, the police. It's the absolute losers of the losers. It's the absolute bottom. Ultramarathon runner. Yes, somebody who runs for absolutely no reason, who completely destroyed his joints, can hardly even walk. And motivational speaker. Yeah, a motivational speaker who's insanely depressed and really is just...

1:09 motivational speaker and lastly jordan peterson a clinical psychologist a cultural critic and professor jordan peterson has some good stuff to say although what he said about the recent war was of course completely messed up and uh he does promote the carnivore diet which is great um yeah in psychology through researching all of the daily habits and routines i've come up with the world's most productive routine and today we're gonna do it so yeah let's get into it

1:43 Before he does anything, we should understand what being productive means. It literally means to produce something. If you don't produce anything, then you're automatically not productive. I have reviewed some videos of these people who have so-called productive days. The women especially, of course, don't have productive days whatsoever, because for a woman to be productive, she would have to produce babies. It's the most productive thing a human being can do. And for a man to be productive, he would have to hunt to produce meat, food and create babies. And to do that, you have to do you know what?

[video] 2:26 It's 5am, and yeah. And you might be wondering, did I just wake up with a beanie on? No. But my hair looks like Goku when I wake up. So, yeah. And also, we're about to go on a run, so I'm prepared for the cold weather outside. Alright, but before that, we have to start off our day with two cups of water, so...

2:43 No, a terrible idea why. You shouldn't drink water at all, except if it's from a very natural source and even then. Ideally, of course, you would just drink blood. You can even eat raw food, raw meat, raw eggs, and even those foods have a lot of water. Even fruit juices are way better, even though they have a lot of sugar than water. Although ideally, of course, lower carb... plants if any plants coconuts would also be great there's just so many better options water this kind of water especially sewage water just dehydrates you two cups of water going down the hatch you should never in general no matter what you're drinking force yourself to drink if you're not thirsty you just don't drink it's as simple as that

[video] 3:34 done so do you guys rock with the fit slave like a gym shark under david goggins said as soon as we go to our phone that's like impurities and cancer coming in so we gotta say nah until we finish our run and we have armor whatever that's supposed to mean so running with that music

3:53 Impurities and cancer, I don't know about that, but of course you should not be using your phone at all, ideally, but not a lot. Not the first thing in the morning.

[video] 4:03 It's gonna be all mental. Oh my gosh. Let's go. Gotta give my dog a little belly rub.

4:16 okay it's funny he has a dog he gave the dog a belly robber be productive and produce children jesus so we have a 45 minute run um it's currently 42 degrees outside so it's a little cold

4:39 is this him being productive running around streets on man-made pavement for no reason at all what are you producing exactly i could understand the argument that he's technically producing stress hormones for example which means that there's some kind of production going on, but obviously that's not something that you want. You don't want to be unhealthy. Running only makes you unhealthy. It only shortens your lifespan and destroys your joints. There's absolutely nothing, and I mean zero, that you can get out of running. Nothing. Absolutely zero benefits. It only harms your health. Therefore, by his definition, he's for sure not being productive.

[video] 5:25 So we're at minute 20, and I'm really exhausted. David Goggins does minimum 12 miles every morning, but I am not him. So we're just running as far as we can in 45 minutes, and I'm already dying. I had this, like, one moment of, like, runner's high.

5:41 you're already dying but then why do you do it only a slave goes against his senses his intuition and runs for no reason if you feel like you're dying then it's literally your body signaling you to stop doing what you're doing only a brainwashed slave would actually continue running then right but that lasted for five seconds and then i started feeling again so

6:20 Why are you happy that you did it? You feel terrible? You just reduced your lifespan? Why are you happy that you did it? You must be completely dumb.

[video] 6:30 so it is um 6 a.m so we are going to hop into a cold shower get ready for the day oh my god this video is getting worse and worse some yoga nidra then go eat breakfast so yeah let's go okay guys so um let's see that running pop if that's even a thing post running this is the strat you know just gonna go on a 45 minute run you look insane oh my gosh

6:57 okay i'm actually looking forward to that whole shower hopefully it will wake me up because i'm still so sleepy oh my god you're doing everything wrong if you want to sleep then sleep again it's literally your body telling you to rest to sleep to repair how do you not understand anything oh my god he's just severely brainwashed uh it's really cold so i'll see you at the end okay so i heard a lot of you complain that i don't show off my legs so Cold showers are absolute torture the same way saunas are torture and that's because cold showers are way below your body temperature and saunas are way above your body temperature. Your body wants to be at its body temperature. If you go way below or above it, then it's being tortured, literally. It literally is by definition torture. You just went for a run, you felt like you're dying, that's what you said yourself, that was torture. Then you tortured yourself by taking a cold shower and you also woke up too early.

7:57 Three kinds of torture within what, like an hour?

[video] 8:02 absolute slave the worst kind of slave maybe the worst i've seen you're wondering like if i even have legs but um today i'll show you today will be the day that i show you okay guys so i do have legs i just don't really show them off much because um because i'm always in underwear and low-key feels weird just stripping down my pants in the gym but yeah okay i don't know my legs are terrible so there you go Okay guys, so it is officially 6 21. Um, we're about to do yoga nidra. That's just something mr Huberman likes to do Um, he says like a 30 minute yoga nidra equates to like five to six hours of sleep for him Like it feels like five to six hours of sleep. So we're gonna be doing 15 minutes today.

8:38 So yeah, let's let's There's absolutely no way to replace sleep. What is he talking about?

[video] 8:45 You're going this is ali and this is a rabbit Okay, take a moment to notice how you feel here at the beginning of this practice into the nose

[video] 8:55 Ouch, take a nap. Such a powerful tool. It's a zero-cost tool that has enormous effects on not just accessing sleep and calm, but enhancing rates of neuroplasticity. Okay. Um, yeah. Actually, that was kind of cool. Like, I see why Andrew Huberman does yoga and a drug. It definitely works. I do feel a little more rested. I want to say, like... a huge amount more yes because you put your head back and you were literally resting oh my god oh my god oh my god but i feel like i'm ready to start my day off like going from the run to the cold shower everything was just like boom boom and this was just like it was relaxing so that was nice let's go make

9:33 yes because you just torture yourself and then you try to rest of course it felt good oh my god what is wrong with you man how can you be so unaware of your own body i don't know if i've ever seen this before the cold produces stress in your body you hate it oh my god breakfast now okay for today's breakfast it's gonna be eggs and greek yogurt

10:02 Eggs and Greek yogurt. Really, I expected broccoli with rice or some garbage. Eggs are good. The eggs look a bit too light. They should be darker, but that's okay. Still, he's eating eggs. Of course, ideally, you would eat them raw, but those are probably not good quality eggs, which is why you should cook them. And Greek yogurt, especially, is still better than anything plant-based. It's alright.

[video] 10:29 What is vitamin C water?

10:38 Some kind of supplement in the water? That's stupid, stop it. Better drink some orange juice. Yes, it has a lot of sugar, but still, you're actually getting real vitamin C. The supplement vitamin C is fake, you can't even absorb it. And... Five eggs, it's good. As far as cooked garbage food goes, it's kind of a good breakfast.

[video] 10:59 So we have vitamin D, omega-3, creatine, turmeric.

11:02 Vitamin D in the pill form is fake, it's a toxin, omega-3, I don't know what kind. Creatine, stop it, eat raw meat. Turmeric, oh my god, you're dumb. Really? Oh my god.

[video] 11:13 And magnesium.

11:15 Wait, why does he take turmeric? He can't even spell turmeric. That's a toxin. All done.

[video] 11:22 Let's get to work. Okay, guys, so it is 7.14. Yeah, we are going to go start working. We have a three-hour work block, then we have a little break. So, yeah, we are also going to create a priority list for the day. That's something Mr. Peterson does. Oh, one other thing. Andrew Huberman, he likes to delay his caffeine 90 to 120 minutes after he wakes up.

11:42 You shouldn't be drinking any caffeine at all. If you need caffeine, then your diet is very likely garbage. And of course your lifestyle overall can be good. People who need to force themselves to do something which they don't want to do, and that's how his life looks like, are the ones who are going to drink coffee. People who go to work will drink coffee because most jobs are pretty terrible. They will force themselves to do it. It's always that if you live your life as naturally as possible today, then you won't have to force yourself to do anything. And then you also won't need coffee. Coffee is a drug. It only produces stress in your body.

[video] 12:23 That's a market. So we can indulge in a little caffeine. I'm actually really tired. I think I got like four hours of sleep. Not the best. I was waking up a lot.

12:33 But... That's incredibly dumb. You're gonna have dark eye circles. Just... You're ruining your body, man.

[video] 12:41 You know, that's okay. Because Red Bull got me. And yeah, we got this. We're gonna take a 15-minute break. I'm gonna go outside. So Andrew Huberman is a super big advocate of going outside, getting the sun, especially when it's morning time. Just to get your circadian rhythm like there.

12:53 it's better around noon than necessarily at noon depending on where you live in some places the sun can be too strong but it's ideal to get proper strong sunlight again not too strong depends on your skin type of course also he should get some proper sun not only in the morning you won't produce enough vitamin d like that so yeah for a 15 minute break i will be walking outside and then we have another three hour block of working so yay the walk is done it was really nice did you like the walk little doggy poopy cocky of course he goes to the gym 10 out of 10

13:49 Let me go back and see what it was. Huge slices of bread. Bread is the worst food on earth. It has nothing. It's poison. Then some... Okay, it's some kind of meat. Processed meat still. Okay. Then a lot of useless pesticide-ridden salad with fiber and water. Zero nutrients. I don't know what that is at the bottom. Maybe some kind of cheese. Probably not. Who knows?

14:18 Nothing that has bread added to it can be 10 out of 10. It's just impossible. Everything that has bread is 1 out of 10, always.

14:39 Yes, because you woke up too early, you tortured yourself several times and then you do meaningless work. What kind of work is that? I don't know what he did at the laptop, now he just sat there and wrote something for school or what? School is slavery? You're just being a slave. What's wrong with you, man? This is the worst slave on earth. He tortures his body, he doesn't sleep enough, and then he writes meaningless stuff on a paper. And that's a productive day. Go out for a hunt. Go produce babies instead of walking around with your freaking dog.

[video] 15:18 Sleep is not usually hard on me, but I think it was the running in the morning and all the stuff that I've been doing. It's just like, boom, you know? Yeah, I mean, I have like a 15-minute break before we get to the gym, so I'm gonna take a quick nap. I'm so tired. Yeah, okay.

15:34 I guess that he took a nap and then he went to the gym. Now he's at the gym with the other slaves, using man-made machines and pulling man-made metal for no reason at all, just because in the media and through animes, from what it seems like, he was influenced to do that.

[video] 15:56 that last three hour block was like torture i was just like dying trying to stay up but you know this is gonna be different because we got food it is 10 32 um we are done working i'm very tired but you know i'm actually really glad i feel really productive so that's good um yeah so i'm gonna go

16:21 The problem with this kind of a so-called productive day is that you didn't actually produce anything. I saw nothing whatsoever. And really, as I said, what a man can naturally produce which is how life in nature actually is, is food for the family, and you do that by hunting. Humans are predators, at least men for sure are, and what we do is kill animals. And then what we also do is produce offspring, we continue our bloodline, we produce babies. It's actual production.

17:00 he didn't do anything productive do stretching now because david goggins loves to do stretching i think he does stretching what does it matter what david goggins likes to do he's incredibly sick in every second video he complains about how sick and depressed he is how he doesn't want to live anymore why does anybody listen to somebody who doesn't want to live it makes no sense

[video] 17:26 for like two hours or something like that so yeah go ahead but we are gonna do 30 minutes of stretching just so our body is completely loose okay guys so while we're doing this you have a scroll like a brief rundown on how i feel the last thing we do before we go to sleep is just read so pretty nice 1102 our stretching is done we're about to hop in the shower not a cold one this time it's gonna be a nice warm shower and yeah we're gonna

17:51 I like how he points out that it's going to be a nice shower this time, because a cold shower is not a nice one, you don't like it.

[video] 18:00 The way he talks also, all that I have to do, I need to do it, it's as if he needs to force himself to do something.

[video] 18:21 he just does everything that he doesn't want to do all day long overall this routine was great the total work time was 12 hours total exercise time was 1 hour 40 minutes total resting time including meditation eating stretching mental breaks etc was 5 hours and 20 minutes and the total sleep time was 5 hours not bad at all and if you guys want to try this routine out here is the pdf It's also gonna be in the link in bio, so definitely check it out. Thank you so much for watching. I'll see you guys in the next video.

18:47 This was an absolute slave routine. None of this would ever be done in nature. And most importantly, you would never force yourself to do something that you don't want to do. A natural animal doesn't do something that the animal doesn't want to do. They only do what they want to do and that's why they are healthy. When you do what you don't want to do, then you're going against your body. And when you do that, you become unhealthy and reduce your lifespan. That's all that he did. He ran and reduced his lifespan and destroyed his joints. Slowly, but it will show if he will continue. Cold showers, a lot of stress, reduction of lifespan. Gym, reduction of lifespan and also, of course, joint problems and... everything else that comes along with going to the gym. Body dysmorphia could of course also be a mental problem.

19:38 The food that he ate, the breakfast was alright, I don't know what else he ate. The sandwich was obviously garbage and probably some other garbage. There's glyphosate in the bread, it makes you infertile. He has a dog, no children, what's going on with that? You obviously want a child, that's why you have a dog. People who have dogs don't necessarily always have them because they want children. You can sometimes have children and dogs also to protect your house. But if you only have a small dog, it's obvious that you want to have a baby and that's because you want to take care of a child. That's natural. Every human being, whether you're a man or a woman, wants that.

20:16 that's why I say it's a slave routine because everything that he did went against his body you wouldn't do anything like that in nature and then you also try to compensate with a dog even though you want children it's just pathetic it's embarrassing almost even to look at what's going on with humans today and especially man it's just so disgusting actually you're just such a slave such a loser thanks for watching